Sunday, April 29, 2012

Safety Warning in Arabic

                                                                        Catharsis
We're in full compliance
(per your exact instructions chief)
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Tim W

Clothes Hangers

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets                     

Clothes hangers.  Is the anything they can't fix?


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Much has been written about the consequences of losing land line communication, paper documents, and other old fashionables, but what about the wire close hanger?  Think about that when you think about survivability. If you haven't yet, you will the next time you need to fish something out of a sewer, or open a car door after you lock keys inside.  I know.


Taxing Apples

Apple 'avoiding billions in global taxes,' report claims
            —   As they should, you  berk.   


If you're not doing everything in your power to avoid taxes, you are indeed a berk!  Evading tax is illegal.   Ask  Mr. Charles B. Rangel.  Oh, I'm sorry.  You'll have to ask someone who's not an elected Democrat. Ask  Sec/Treasury Timothy Geithner.  Oh, I'm sorry.  You'll have to ask ... .

Rick and Linda


A personal story from cuzzin ricky
I would like to share an experience with you, about drinking and driving. A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks and eats with some friends at the steakhouse and I had a couple of cocktails and some rather nice red wine. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before: I took a bus home. Sure enough, on the way home, I passed a police road block, but as it was a bus, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.
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The Trip


What a Trip
We were the first kids on the block to own a VHS player.  There were services where you could rent, and have delivered to your door a movie, and a player (BetaMax or VCR), but that seemed too expensive.  In 1982 I plunked down $1500 (12 million in 2012 money) for a  Canon video camera, portable recorder and player. MoSup was scandalized by the cost. but I reassured her that just having video memories of  the kids growing up would more than pay for it. In retrospect, I was right.

 The nearest source for videos was the public library, believe it or not.  It had a modest selection of tapes, one of which was My Dinner with Andre.  Since it was a free rental, it was shown numerous times to neighbors wanting to see this fabulous VCR device.   My Dinner With Andre.  I watched it at least 5 times. What made me think of that last night was The Trip.


While not nearly as droll as Andre, The Trip is 10 times more entertaining. And funny. For the BBC aficionado I need only say " .....  starring Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon. Steve agrees to review six restaurants in the north of England and takes Rob with him"   The entire series is available as a single movie on NetFlix. I love love loved it.

As an aside, one of our concerns with the VCR player was bringing into the house movies that were inappropriate for the kids.  To that end me and the MoSup screened every movie, using earphones, before the kids could watch.  Anyway, one of the new library movies I brought home one day was  Personal Best, a 1982 movie centered on a group of women trying to qualify for the American track-and-field team bound for the 1980 Olympic Games.  Our kids were all involved in sports, and it did come from the library, so I put it on for them, unscreened, while we made dinner.  Our kitchen reverie was interrupted however by the unmistakable sound of  pillow talk and heavy breathing.  SEX!.  I went into the den to find my kids watching slack-jawed as  Mariel Hemingway and real-life track star Patrice Donnelly engaged in, even by todays standards, graphic lesbian sex.   I watched it later at least 5 times. Then complained to the library that it ought contain a warning.  

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Very Progressive

                                Bay Area Vajayjay Culture
 Necessity is the Mother of Invention
Young women in four Bay Area counties can now test themselves at home for sexually transmitted infections, and then get the results and any needed prescriptions without ever visiting a doctor's office or clinic. The home tests are part of a pilot project designed to let young women in four Bay Area counties to test themselves for chlamydia, gonorrhea and trichomoniasis, which are among the most common STDs. [STDetails]

NorK Failure, More


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PICTURE OF THE WEEK

Kim Dum Il- the ridiculously Kafkaesque cartoon leader of the ridiculously Kafkaesque cartoon country says he'll follow this disaster up with a nuclear test in 3 weeks. I wish them Il.
 

Maher again


Maher: Obama Is "First Black President Of The Racist States Of America"
(scan down for some good comments and great photos)

Bully Boys

Democrat or Bubonic
Anti-Bullying Speaker Curses Christian Teens

As many as 100 high school students walked out of a national journalism conference after an anti-bullying speaker began cursing, attacked the Bible and reportedly called those who refused to listen to his rant “pansy asses.”

The speaker was Dan Savage, founder of the “It Gets Better” project, an anti-bullying campaign that has reached more than 40 million viewers with contributors ranging from President Obama to Hollywood stars. Savage also writes a sex advice column called “Savage Love.”



This story is the new gold standard for life imitating art. Just last week South Park used the same theme, the  anti-bullying counselor who's a psycho bully.  In fact,  it's so spot-on that I suspect SP creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone' s inspiration was Dan Savage.  I love those guys (92% 0f the time).

Melissa Freitag Trashes 'Pledge of Allegiance'

A Liberal bitch from Nantucket
Dropped our dear 'Pledge' into a bucket
And then said with a grin
While licking poop from her chin
Hey, go f***k yourselves.

Friday, April 27, 2012

THIS JUST IN





JAWS IN A TUB

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FUN GAGORE


(Marc Miller)

Murder Most Foul

The Humanity                           

Woman kills man by squeezing his testicles over parking dispute...
YOU BASTARD!

3D Micky

Sigh
Discovered- Retro Micky Mouse Stereograph


Who the leader of the club?

Muslim Brotherhood & Obama Admin



Rumors of War III
  

Congresswoman Michele Bachmann joined Glenn Beck on Thursday to share her impressions of GBTV’s groundbreaking documentary,Rumors of War III,” which exposes how the Muslim Brotherhood is infiltrating the upper echelons of America’s government.

Bachmann, who sits on the House Intelligence Committee, confirmed that “every single word was accurate” and “absolutely profound.”

“It was spellbinding.”

Click-Click

(Related: Want to Know Just how Close the Muslim Brotherhood Is to the Obama Admin?)


But -- Who wants America to fail?

                                                                                 ribbit
If I Wanted America to Fail, I’d Ban Kids From Farm Work
by Sarah Palin

EOC to employers - STFU

       WHAT THIS INSANE GUMMINT DO
    
                U.S. Puts Limits On Employee
Background
                Checks To Protect Minorities
  


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The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission's updated policy on criminal background checks is part of an effort to rein in practices that can limit job opportunities for minorities that have higher arrest and conviction rates than whites. [Full]
Isn't that special


Thursday, April 26, 2012

Boric Acid does the trick

Boric Acid - Is there anything it can't do?
A natural flea and, evidently, vagina infestation repellant.
Res Ipsa Loquitur
Rx covered by Terminex, but not Obamacare.  Contact your congressman.

Wisconsin Voter Fraud



Draining the septic tank begins with the first cup
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.MILWAUKEE- The Milwaukee County district attorney's office is investigating claims that three men broke the law last year when they registered and voted in the county.

Voter registration applications from three men who listed the Glendale Residence Inn as their address is what sparked this investigation.

[...]

The three including Austin Thompson, who was arrested last year during an occupy protest, are accused of voter fraud by registering and voting even though they lived in a hotel.MILWAUKEE- The Milwaukee County district attorney's office is investigating claims that three men broke the law last year when they registered and voted in the county. [Full]

This is a little story with big implications. I'm heartened.   Wisconsin voter fraud was on a scale rivaling Chicago and Philadelphia.  After the 2006 off-year elections U-Wisconsin  students bragged about how many times they'd voted.  I know I've made this point before, but the cornerstone of any democracy is the integrity of the vote.  Cheating is tantamount to attempting the overthrow of a government, a capital offense.  I'll settle for 35 years in the federal prison system for all convicted.


Worst in 15 years


The Obamissariat
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In 2002, nearly double that figure, 64 percent viewed the federal government favorably

Arrr, Maity, Shiver me timbers




Arrr, Maity. Shiver me timbers

Rollover Bed



The Rollover
There was a time when I'd be wanting one of these - with a "seatbelt" and a large lawn of course. That time has passed me by. Sigh.


They Likin' the Ol' Plantation





House Dem: Unemployed
Will Vote For Obama To Keep "Their Benefits"





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Food and Gas Up

Today's Cultural Comment

 Well Fueled & Fuels Rising

Kids with .... futures

Today's Culture
Kids With Questionable Futures

Oh My

What to do with all those tongues


Must be "Char-broiled North Korean BBQ House"
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Wants warship named for Harvey Milk ...

    Must Eat Brains                     

JFC! Next thing they'll want one named after Clinton
             
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The "Native American" meme

Today's Culture

Addressing a bad meme

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  1. We are not anti-immigration at all.  We're anti illegal immigration.
  2. We are not immigrants to your country. We are conquerers.

Dozing in public


TODAY's PSA
Dozing off on the beach hazards.

  There's the sunburn hazard, of course, and ... .

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Thw War on Radical (I know) Islam

News From The Front
 

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Muhammad Abu Shahala is a former Palestinian intelligence officer who, after reportedly being tortured, admitted committing a capital offense. As a result he has been sentenced to death. His “crime”? He sold his home in Hebron on the West Bank to Jews. [Front Page]

BONUS!
Egypt's Islamic supremacist-dominated Parliament is mulling laws legalizing child marriage and sex with corpses [Jihad Watch]

I know what you're saying—   but Rodge, the law only allows a man to have sex with his dead wife for six-hours!  What if he can't tell the difference?  But, still ... . 


Liars for Obama

"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats, and every Obama supporter,  are liars ... but, what the hell."

A Des Moines woman who publicly thanked President Barack Obama on Tuesday for helping her obtain health insurance actually is receiving her coverage through a long-standing state program. Duh.

The definitely not immaculate conception of you-know-who


The definitely not immaculate conception
Res Ipsa Loquitur

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Creaming of a president's trousers



White creamy stuff deposited on a president's clothing.

Res Ipsa Loquitur
Certified: nothing added to this picture.
 
Obama is seen here wiping white creamy stuff from off his trousers. The picture was evidently snapped by Andrew Kaczynski, a young man from San Francisco who makes his living as a muck-raker.  Lately he's been selling dirt, old quotations, and anything else that might embarrass GOP presidential  aspirants,  to various internet sites.  He appears to have considerable interest in  gay issues

In this Tweet Andrew (not Andy) claims that the "white cream"  was somehow spewed on Obama by an unidentified woman eating yogurt.  There is no mention of the tiny silver spoon. 

I know what you're thinking, and no.  There has been no hint whatever of any oral history involving Obama and a woman.

Onanism To Absurdity





1929 Perhaps?





Passing Muster

The Arts
"Passing Muster"
     
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No longer supported ...

TECHNO CHILLS                      


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Blogger (Google) appears to be taking a page from Microsoft.  That is, taking advantage of their dominance to force us peoples to use their stuff, in this case Google Chrome.  I only get this message when I try to edit form an IE tab in Firefox, so it's hard to tell which is their target (I suspect it's Firefox).  In any event Bloggers new "edit existing post page" is a barrel of crap, so I suspect my days are numbered.  I'm not up to going to  new format, so when this no longer works for me, I'll take it as a sign from God that I need to get a life. 

24/7 News Cycle




I can see why

Ban Farm Chores


The Obamissariat
Next this idiot will propose reparations for them.

My dog sends me text ...

Sigh
my dog sends me text
i post them here


Blah-blah-woof
     merrily

Meet The Press

The American Press and a Hamas-Taliban Summit
sincere? within the strictures of their insane ideologies, quite

Meet The Press

Not all overheated political rhetoric is alike. Delusional right-wing crazy talk -- the kind of ranting we've heard recently from washed-up rock star Ted Nugent and tea party-backed Rep. Allen West -- is a special kind of poison that cannot be safely ignored.

Let me be clear: I'm saying that the extreme language we hear from the far right is qualitatively different from the extreme language we hear from the far left -- and far more damaging to the ties that bind us as a nation.

Believe me, I would prefer not to dignify the ravings of Nugent or West by commenting on them. Nugent seems to be motivated by paranoia; West, perhaps by cynical calculation. But the only effective way to deal with bullies is to confront them.

Nugent, who delivered his foaming-at-the-mouth peroration at a National Rifle Association convention, earned a visit from the Secret Service with his promise that "if Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year." [full Eugene Robinson:]

I think Eugene Robinson used to write his opinion for the NYT, maybe does still.  He does write a syndicated column that's picked up by various local rags, like one I read.  Here's his column for Sunday,  from an Indianapolis newspaper.  Is it out of his ordinary in today's media?  Nope.  All that causes me to recommend it to you is it happened to strike me, your host, as so agoggingly inane that it's a wonder we two can be from similar backgrounds. 

Well, we're not.  I grew up Red-White and Blue, Robinson grew up, evidently, thinking the world owed him something (i.e. Liberal Demorat/Socialist), and is by now enslaved by that particular ideology.  In other words, what he says has no relevance to me, no hint of sharing a common culture, and he would in fact be more at home at a Hamas-Taliban kaffee klatch.  But his is representative  of the published and spoken think we get from the dominant American press. 

When the left were making movies about assassinating G.W, Bush, I thought some hangings were in order,  When Ted Nugent says "if Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year," I think of statues on the Mall.

So, Robinson as a spokesman for the American left is correct, or I  am..  One of us is wrong, and a subversive.  It's come to that.  




Tuesday, April 24, 2012

She's not lying!


And that's girth!...


And that's just girth!

The NYT looks up its rectum



Brisbane on the Offence


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Arther Brisbane is the NYT 's "Public Editor."   That means, according to the Slimes,"the readers' representative." Is that the same as Ombudsman?  That was Charley Blow's job at the Slimes, but, well, he was too aptly named it seems.  A while back Brisbane  "touched off a blog and Twitter firestorm by asking whether the newspaper’s reporters should be “truth vigilantes?'"

Many of the responses expressed shock that the paper would even have to ask such a question — what else should a media outlet like the NYT be doing?

That prompted the rest of America to wonder, who's dumber?  NYT readers for evidently thinking the Times seeks truth? Or, Brisbane for thinking his employer give a rat's ass?  I digress.

In Sunday's "A Hard Look at the President,"  he admits the Times didn't do a very good job of vetting Obama in 2008.  But first—   the obligatory equivalency shot across the enemy bow ↓).

.Eight years ago, The Times offered comparably scant campaign coverage of the incumbent, George W. Bush, even as it blanketed readers with articles about Senator John Kerry and others competing for the Democratic nomination. ( Dirty Johnny is waving his arm furiously, something about "ass" and "kissing,"but I'm not going to call on him). 

Continuing, there is a brief  wonderment.

Many critics view The Times as constitutionally unable to address the election in an unbiased fashion. Like a lot of America, it basked a bit in the warm glow of Mr. Obama’s election in 2008. The company published a book about the country’s first African-American president, “Obama: The Historic Journey.” The Times also published a lengthy portrait of him in its Times Topics section on NYTimes.com, yet there’s nothing of the kind about George W. Bush or his father.

According to a study by the media scholars Stephen J. Farnsworth and S. Robert Lichter, The Times’s coverage of the president’s first year in office was significantly more favorable than its first-year coverage of three predecessors who also brought a new party to power in the White House: George W. Bush, Bill Clinton and Ronald Reagan.

Writing for the periodical Politics & Policy, the authors were so struck by the findings that they wondered, [this is rich] “Did The Times, perhaps in response to the aggressive efforts by Murdoch’s Wall Street Journal to seize market share, decide to tilt more to the left than it had in the past?”

[Still
—  Horry Clap!  Maybe this guy's actually trying!]

[Whoops]

I strongly doubt that. Based on conversations with Times reporters and editors who cover the campaign and Washington, I think they see themselves as aggressive journalists who don’t play favorites.

[Me— "Sh_t!"]



I'm a Canuck?


Why am I getting hits from
http://curmudgeonlyskeptical.blogspot.ca ?
(ca designates Canada)

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Chuck Norris is Pissed


Chuck Norris is Pissed
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Chuck Norris: My question is this: If there isn't any credence to the left-wing's demonizing and entrapment of Sheriff Joe Arpaio, then why would billionaire progressive George Soros spend millions of dollars on anti-Arpaio campaigns and pledge millions more to defeat the toughest U.S. sheriff's re-election?

Consider just a couple of the orchestrated efforts by the Obama administration and Soros-funded organizations:

In January 2010, 60 influential black leaders condemned Sheriff Arpaio in an ad sponsored by the Center for Community Change (an organization supported by more than $1.7 million from Soros in 2010 alone).

In December 2011, the U.S. Department of Justice accused Sheriff Arpaio of civil rights violations, discrimination and racial profiling against Latinos.

In January 2012, Obama appointed another new czar as the director of his Domestic Policy Council, Cecilia Munoz, who previously served on three heavily funded Soros organizations' boards: his Open Society Institute, the Center for Community Change (mentioned above) and, most recently, the open-border lobbyist group that fights for mass immigration and amnesty for illegal aliens, the National Council of La Raza (an organization supported by at least $362,000 from Soros in 2010 alone).

In February 2012, Janet Murguia, the National Council of La Raza's president and CEO, officially demanded that "Arpaio step down immediately" and resign as sheriff of Maricopa County.

Do you think those Obama-Soros intertwined connections and workings are coincidental?
Soros and Obama vs. Sheriff Joe Arpaio

When Chuck Norris gets pissed—  well, that's pretty much it for the Obamunists.  Beer and HCl all around bartender.