Oh Lawdy, I signed the wrong paper!

State investigators: Fulton election documents were altered “ I'm not holding my breath here.  A number of provisional ballot applications were made by Bridgett Jackson.  It was explained that she was a poll worker who thought she was supposed to sign the ballots.  Then there are whole sheets of names that supposedly did cast provisional ballots.  All of them were in red ink, in the same unidentified handwriting, and written at the same time.  Where we're at now? "If somebody who handled the documents was found to have altered them to cover their tracks, the case could move into the criminal realm, including potential charges of voter fraud." Do ya think? Forgive me for jumping to inclusions.  After all, this could be GOP voter fraud perped by African  American Republicans.  Which would be somewhat refreshing, since something like 99.3% of all massive voter fraud over the last 100 years have been perped by Democrats (National Bureau of Interweb Statistics). ”

FREE Pvt-Cdr (SS) MichigammeDave!

Dispatch from Pvt-Cdr(SS) MichigammeDave “ Good morning! I wanted to drop you a short message to let you know I'm going to Ann Arbor Monday to start a treatment plan for a tumor on my pancreas. My wife Julie and I will be leaving Sunday night and intend to take our time getting there. This has been a while in the making - I'm retired Navy, and subject to TriCare (2 lies for the price of one - they don't try, and they don't care) for my medical insurance. They don't like to allow their subjects to leave their network for treatment, and it took a LOT of pressure to get this authorized. But we won! Anyway, I'd be grateful for the prayers and support of the C&S community as we deal with this situation. Hopefully, we can get this tumor to shrink, or go away, or something, so I can come back and resume commenting - which I've missed greatly, but I just haven't felt witty lately, know what I mean?   I'll let you know the outcome, if any. Thanks, Dave Williams (Pvt-Cdr(SS) MichigammeDave) You have our prayers Dave—and the B-52 is at your disposal to nuke the crap out of that fiendish monster! Supreme Junior CDR Rodge, BA UPDATE MESSAGE FROM DAVE (@/3/13)  Thank you for your prayers - know that it joins with many, many others from friends and relatives around the world. I am blessed! Dave   ”

Meeting Evil - JFC!

At The Cinema                            On the road with Samuel L. Jackson People at the liquor store are always asking, "Hey Rodge, has there ever been a more despicable movie character than Woody Harrelson's Mickey Knox in Natural Born Killers? Or a movie more despicable and lacking even the—perhaps—one iota of redeeming value in that Oliver Stone  movie?" I've always had to say no, until now.  Samuel L. Jackson, who I believe is actually playing himself in Meeting Evil, (as did Harrelson in Killers) is the new reigning despicable movie character.  And Meeting Evil is the new (well, maybe tied with NBK) piece of shit  movie of all time.  Now let's talk about what influences mentally unhinged kids to go on shooting sprees.

The price of Obamacare

croak IRS: Cheapest Obamacare Plan Will Be $20,000 Per Family The most grotesque thing about the recent announcement of what Obamacare will cost to purchase is not that the annual national average bronze plan(cheapest) premium for a family of 5 (2 adults, 3 children) is $20,000; nor is it that the annual tax  penalty Americans must pay if they fail to obey Obamacare's mandate is, in this instance, about $2000!  No, the most grotesque and frightening thing is the the IRS made the announcement, and is setting the fees.  The good old friendly IRS.  The agency that has the same powers to interrogate suspects, and punish with internment in a gulag or stalag, as did Stalin's KGB, or Hitler's SS, is running the show.  The IRS is the Death Panel.   Overly histrionic? I think not.  The pisser is, if I'm understanding this (AND WHO THE HELL KNOWS IF I AM NOT?), that nobody can afford to, or wants to pay $20,000+ a year to buy this monstrosity.  So,  the penalty money is what Obama plans to use to pay for the 50+ percent of residents (not necessarily citizens) who will be added (entitled) to Obamacare rolls at no charge.  And even that won't be enough money! Despite what dreamworlders like George Will (who correctly calls this a "time bomb" think, this is not going to lead to the abolition of Obamacare. Never in history have government killed a bad idea; they just keep tinkering with it until one day they discover some  unobtainium that shut people up, and then call it a success (see Social Security, Medicare, Barney Frank).  The Evil RKOF in me enjoys the thought of forthcoming agonizing by people (useful idiots) who voted for this government, and will now be reduced by it to government serfdom, or, if they're lucky, hated pig overseers.  The Good Rodge weeps for all Americans.

Obama orders that he not be made fun of

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Women if Foxholes

“ No Country For Old Men 1991 Congress authorizes women to fly in combat missions. 1993 Congress authorizes women to serve on combat ships. 1998 For the first time, women fighter pilots fly combat missions off aircraft carrier in Operation Desert Fox, Iraq. 2013 Defense Secretary Leon Panetta lifts a longstanding ban on women serving in combat, Rush: We have Joe Geezer from Omaha.  Are you there Joe? Joe G. Yes, but I sure had to wait a long time. Rush: Reminded you of your army days didn't it?  I understand you served  during WWII.  Joe G. (Laughs) Yes. Under Patton. I'm 76 years old Rush, but I still hate the waiting. Rush:What do you think about  allowing women to serve as combatants? Joe G.. Why do they want to?  Hell, most men try like hell to stay out of war zones.  I think it's a mistake to put women in a foxhole with men.. Rush: Well, so far that hasn't happened, but you know it's coming; but what's your problem with it? Joe G.:  Rush, if there was a women in my foxhole, I'm afraid I'd probably rape her, and so would damn near all the men I know.. Rush: Speechless..  (ca1990 anecdotal -memory) As I move along into my dotage,  the male machismo thing isn't nearly as prominent as it once was.  And Lord knows that I've applauded  the women soljers I've known, or heard about on this Blog for their patriotism, passion, and ability (mostly) to think straighter than their civilian counterparts.  But back around that time (1991)Joe Geezer called Rush, and perhaps triggered by it,  I got into a discussion with my friend Banning.  He was a Vietnam veteran Naval officer w/four daughters, and more amenable to women serving on the front lines than I.  He did, oddly enough)  agree that James Webb was spot-on with "Women Can't Fight") Banning asked me why I was so adverse to it.  I answered, "Because there's no woman I can't beat the crap out of. "   He thought it a silly response, and that was the end of that.  But there was a lot going on in that answer, and I suspect if you're ever going to understand what, you already do. . As a veteran of incessant playground wars during my Chicago school days, I was stating a lesson that I think many anthropologists might agree with.  In order to lead, you have to be recognized as being at least as physically tough as the men you lead. You have to have reached that point where fighting you just isn't worth it. What started all this today, was cowardly leftist turd Leon Panetta— installed as Sec/Defense by Barry O (which says it all)— breaking down the last feminist barrier to front line combat.  He did it as he walked out the door, and thus won't have to deal with it.  I know what you're saying, "But Rodge, times are different.  Men don't think like that anymore." I know. ”

1,100 Green Berets set record straight

1,100 Green Berets set record straight on guns 'AR-15 is not an assault rifle. It is a single shot semi-automatic' “ “The terms ‘assault weapon’ and ‘assault rifle’ are often confused,” they say. “According to Bruce H. Kobayashi and Joseph E. Olson, writing in the Stanford Law and Policy Review, ‘Prior to 1989, the term ‘assault weapon’ did not exist in the lexicon of firearms. It is a political term, developed by anti-gun publicists to expand the category of assaults rifles.’” The Green Berets, who use the weapons, point out the M4A1 carbine is a U.S. military service rifle – it is an assault rifle.” [Full] Accurately and succinctly put.  However, they've heard all this before and are either just too stuck on the stupidity emanating from their Progressive cloister or,  like Chucky Schumer [Schumer’s False Fire] is captured by the brilliance of his own false analogies.. ”

Greely

GREEN CRAP "We Stand By It as a Theatrical Work" The Greely Expedition “ Watch The Greely Expedition on PBS. See more from American Experience. In 1881, 25 men led by Adolphus Greely set sail from Newfoundland to Lady Franklin Bay in the high Arctic, where they planned to collect a wealth of scientific data from a vast area of the world’s surface that had been described as a "sheer blank." Three years later, only six survivors returned, with a daunting story of shipwreck, starvation, mutiny and cannibalism. The film reveals how poor planning, personality clashes, questionable decisions and pure bad luck conspired to turn a noble scientific mission into a human tragedy. I watched The Greely Expedition last night and was awe struck—that I had no remembrance of ever hearing about it.  Probably because the government, out of embarrassment, tried to keep it hidden. I highly recommend it for its adventure, but mostly because of this lesson about leadership—the folly of judging a person's ability based on just a  slice of what's happening baby.  But, that's still not what I'm wanting to tell you about.  This is. At the end of this incredible story hardship and survival, this is what PBS sees as the lesson learned. Voiceover:  ".... for more than a century his records gathered dust until once again the Arctic captured people's attention. We are now using Greeley's data to try and understand how global warming happened; how the climate has changed over the past 100 years The irony is that this data is of interest today-- not because it offers an understanding of nature, but rather because it provides a key to how human beings have changed nature Appreciate the level of arrogance it takes to assume that we have the ability, even if we wanted to, to control any long term behavior of a climate that has been evolving for 4.5 Billion years! Especially since those efforts have been proved to be politically motivated, based on manifestly silly argument rife with fraudulent facts and using unreliable data collection models.  These then are people who call themselves Progressives.  As in, progressively getting dumber. And I have been watching them for 35 years. ”

What it says about us

Eastern Sports and Outdoor Show: What Postponement of the U.S.'s Largest Gun Show Says About America “ These are people who cherish their Second Amendment to be sure. They love an America that stays out of their way so they can use firearms in the field or to defend themselves and their loved ones. They cherish outdoor experiences with family and friends. They kill deer and eat the venison. They’re connected to the land and go to game commission meetings to give them hell if they don’t think the deer herd is being managed properly or the streams kept clean. They get tears in their eyes when a son or daughter catches a first fish or tags a first deer. They plant food plots to feed deer and hang game cameras to keep track of local bucks. They’re very involved in their outdoor resources and everything they do is taxed to fund conservation. Reed Exhibitions’ leadership should go, too. [Full] Raja, I think the point of this article is that pro-2nd Amendment people and organizations are coming together and will not take it from anyone. Not progy politicians, and not wayward people and groups supposedly in their own ranks. That show “postponement”, or cancellation, was ripe for being miscast by the MSM. This article gets to the heart of the matter, and this side isn’t going to be fooled. At the least, it is a warning to RINO squish artists who became weak-kneed in the wake of Sandy Hook. Skoonj Thank you Mr. Skoonj ”

I Remember Mark Trail

Oh My

A Letter From Cruz

Sen Cruz Invites Banks to Move Business to Texas, Away from 'Bully' Rahm Emanuel “ DETAILS "What we have here is a  'How to Communicate'"  We also have the first instance of a Red state inviting beleaguered residents of a Blue to emigrate.  What we also have here, then, is the beginning of a possible ... you know.  I love this guy. ” Timmy W

Tuesday's Special - Liver Transplant

In days of old, when knights were bold, and rubbers weren't invented ... “ Before Ted Kennedy and LBJ shoved Medicare down the nation's throat, with the usual false promises of cost containment, and pish-poshing the danger of  creeping socialism, Doctors actually competed amongst one another for business. Some (I am not making this up) actually made house calls!  What Medicare did of course is set a "minimum price" for all medical procedures.  That $84.98 appendectomy was set at $98; don't try to dicker.  It took me another 20 years to realize that while not all liars are Democrats, all Democrats are liars. ”

Gee Dad- It's a Wurlitzer!

Free Online Documentaries: Films, Movies and Videos online Wow!~  Who needs the Hitler channels anymore?  The really neat thing about old documentaries is Hollywood haven't rewritten history to correspond with their PC, Leftwing serving worldview.  N.O. Really!

ChiComs Run NYTIMES

NY TIMES BLAMES CHICOMS FOR FAR LEFT EDITORIAL POLICIES Claims Chinese hacked paper's computers "We really are on Americas side!"

Worthless loans

WHAT GUMMINT DOES          TEXT But, I have a degree ... in Journalism! Is there a collej degree more worthless? “ Full Story This is big trouble, in the making.  Among other things, one of the big issues will be the expectation that student loans for worthless degrees should be forgiven..... and then, as taxes upon taxes kick in, there will be a growing resentment among those with limited earnings potential, regarding them having to pay social security and Medicare entitlements for the generations before them..... with the limited prospect of ever receiving any of those benefits themselves.  Think social unrest on a grand scale.   -Cuzzin Ricky ”

Aw, ur lust a big tazej

Oh My

Watch the kids at the 2 minute mark as well. This guard has a lot more patience than I would have... --Chris

Through - not In the rye

Coming through the rye ... As seen I took another crack at rye bread yesterday.  I had trouble getting it off the peel and into the oven, so it deflated a little.  Still, it came out looking good and had a nice thump.  I told MoSup that, while it might taste good, it's so time consuming that in the future I'll leave it to the bakery.   My New York Pizza dough takes three days percolating, but only five minutes to assemble. This rye bread takes 8 hours with constant kneading and smashing and all the glayvin.  But today I sliced into it and  made a BLT on rye.  Best rye bread I ever tasted.  Dammit.

The CNN Vajayjays

What's the play coach? “ CNN also added one to its ranks, poaching Chris Cuomo from ABC News. In a release Tuesday, CNN said Cuomo - the brother of New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D) - will have a “major role” in a new morning show and across the network. According to the Associated Press and Politico, he is expected to pair up with CNN’s Erin Burnett to host a new show that will replace “Starting Point with Soledad O’Brien.” TPN Some shake-up.  Let me axe you something.  What began CNN's slide into obscurity?  That's right; Fox News.   And, what did  FNC do that created such a television news whirlwind?  That's right.  They put together a news team, headed by Brit Hume—who had a sterling reputation at ABC News where he spakled  as White House correspondent. The Fox News hour, including the evening news with Shepard Smith, covered all the news, including stuff  the alphabet networks avoid like Nancy Pelosi avoids travelling coach.    That is, they dared Democrats to explain themselves.  A new paradigm for success?  You'd think. Just a week into CNN president Jeff Zucker’s tenure, he's painting the red walls a different shade of red.  He's saying, "Damn the West Coast Offense, I'm going with the T-formation!"  Failure percolating.  His greatest achievement will be to fire Piers Morgan; but also the easiest. The whole lineup reeks howvever. Nobody deserves to stay. What would I do?  Why I'd emulate FOX, and I'd quit tailoring my news so as not to offend foreigners.  But first, I'd have to un-ban word "foreigner." ”

Take This Waltz

At The Cinema                            Take This Waltz “ Very quietly Seth Rogen has crept onto my list of people whose movies I'll watch just because he's in them.  Most of them, I mean all of them that I've seen,  are quirky (The Green Hornet, Zack and Miri Make a Porno,  Superbad, Freaks and Geeks), but never ever slap-stick. And funny.  And Rogen's character is always cool, and that goes for Waltz. Take This Waltz (2011) was written and directed by Sarah Polley, and is nominally a Chick Flick listed as comedy/drama— "A happily married woman falls for the artist who lives across the street."  I loved this movie (it receives just 6.5 stars on IMDB).  The dialog between Michelle (the "good wife"),  her husband (Rogen), and paramour (Luke Kirby) fairly crackles.  There are times when you'll be startled, and surprised. And,  there is, in the end something of an understated Greek tragedy quality imposed. My guess is that everyone in the family will love it.  Little Tommy—because  Michelle Williams and Sarah Silverman are quite  naked; mom and dad—because both will see something of themselves in it.  Five Stars for me.     Disclaimer - I no longer go to the cinema, nor pay any attention to what films are popular, or not.  So, Take This Waltz may have won 10 Academy Awards and I shall not have known it. ”

Rand Paul - The 2% that's good about the Senate

If you see this on tonight's news (aside from maybe Fox), let us know.

Smells fishy to me

“ An elderly married couple were at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and a porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake! Leave it here. You already know how to fish!" Merrily Sue ”

Don't fire till you see the Red in their eyes

Twenty years ... .    "... policies have made it difficult, if not a punishable offense, for military chaplains to read passages of Leviticus, pray aloud in the name of God at a soldier’s funeral, or preside over traditional services."  — Get in Line Are you struck by the irony, if somewhat grotesque,  here?  If you're younger than 50, it's not so likely as the other way.  When "Godless Communism" referred to the Soviet Block, and we were all "Praise the Lord, and Pass the Ammunition." Things have seriously flip-flopped in just, well, since 1992,  really.

Connections

Gary Larsen                                                                                  SCIENCE Connections “ Science historian James Burke's series, Connections,  used to be a staple on early Hitler cable channels,  and I loved it.  So much so that I finally went searching for it on NetFlix; not carried. But, Lo! The series has it's own You Tube channel.  For them what like that kind of stuff. ”

DIY AR-15

Tails of the Gun   Make yur own .. “ http://aresarmor.com/ This oughta give the  Feinsteins shit hemorrhages—and new windmills to tilt at. .  Tom Smith ”

Popes and Goats

Rorschach Tests I Almost Failed

Jefferson, Webster, Kissinger and some Twat

Thomas Jefferson; Daniel Webster; Henry Kissinger; WTF?  Hillary Clinton? “ Brit Hume was as circumspect as any human could be in analyzing Hillary's tenure as Sec/State.  I—having followed her career closely, from Cattlegate, through Travelgate, FBIgate, and myriad other gates, and watched her associates in land fraud and myriad campaign frauds marched off to the hoosegow, while she skated—am unable I would rather live in a society which treated children as adults than one which treated adults as children. — Lizard to be more circumspect than calling her a serial liar, cheat and con man extraordinaire.  Calling her the most evil woman in all of American history, while true, would only damage my reputation for sagaciousness, so I will here demur.  But, the same democrat media slugs who  crowned her the "greatest woman lawyer" in the land in 1992, despite being unable to cite a single achievemt, have now given us our Greatest Secretary State; again, without citation, except the word of Worst President in all History.  What a bunch of C-nts. ”

Grin and Bare it

She Wants a Pulitzer,  And She'll  Do What it Takes!

Sheriff -You're on Your Own. Get a Gun! “ I've been busy honing my bagel and pizza skills, and have been rewarded with an A+ for crust, and an A+ for (new) sauce from LooLoo, and an A for bagels from MoSup.  The best part is, I only grade myself "C" on the lot, so after practice --, Nobel Pizza Prize Here I Come! I was tempted to put down my peel for this heads up from Rob the RAK, but just about that time I dropped a scalding hot dutch oven containing our Sunday  pork roast/navy bean dinner.  Fortunately, Mo Sup had just swept the kitchen floor, so ... you know.  It was delicious. Anyway, here's that Rob video what warmed the cockles of my heart (what is a cockle?) and made me forget the awful basketball game I watched Saturday when the Terps got :homered" into a 20 point so called loss. ”

Welcome to Virginia

Oh My

Red Ryder

I have a prescription, but ...

I have a doctor's prescription for this, but ... “ ... I gave all my money to poor children.  Sigh.  But that's okay.  Sigh. cuzzin ricky ”

New Yorkers give Cuomo the FINGER

... passing laws which cannot be enforced. “ "The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this.”  — Albert Einstein, “My First Impression of the U.S.A.”, 1921 " Assault-rifle owners statewide are organizing a mass boycott of Gov. Cuomo’s new law mandating they register their weapons, daring officials to “come and take it away,” The Post has learned.      Gun-range owners and gun-rights advocates are encouraging hundreds of thousands of owners to defy the law, saying it’d be the largest act of civil disobedience in state history.     “I’ve heard from hundreds of people that they’re prepared to defy the law, and that number will be magnified by the thousands, by the tens of thousands, when the registration deadline comes,’’ said Brian Olesen, president of the American Shooters Supply, one of the largest gun dealers in the state. "Political officials might want to consider those experiences, as well as a recent poll finding two-thirds of Americans willing to defy tighter gun restrictions, before setting themselves up for public demonstrations of their impotence in the face of mass defiance" Prancing twats like Cuomo think  they can do anything they want, now that Obama's overwhelming popularity (ahem)  has been revalidated at the polls.  While I'm convinced that the Obamas would like nothing more than to entice us into missteps that justify imposing martial law, they have to choose something that doesn't ignite the rebellion people are beginning  to see as inevitable.  I look for them to backpedal; they have to—as long as we are UNIFIED in resistance. ”

Cookie num num Butter num num num

Damn You Trader Joe's!——

Suicide ?

Ruh-Roh

Enemy on the Move

Senate Gun Grab Serpents

Best Friends

Catharsis Best Friends cuzzin ricky

Court smacks down Obama- finally

“ "As rules by the Government are one-size-fits-all, any governmental determination of an individual’s abilities must be based on a bureaucratic assessment of the lowest possible denominator. The government, for example, has determined that black people (somehow) have fewer abilities than white people, and, so, must be given certain preferences. Anyone acquainted with both black and white people knows this assessment is not only absurd but monstrous. And yet it is the law. President Obama, in his reelection campaign, referred frequently to the “needs” of himself and his opponent, alleging that each has more money than he “needs.” But where in the Constitution is it written that the Government is in charge of determining “needs”? And note that the president did not say “I have more money than I need,” but “You and I have more than we need.” Who elected him to speak for another citizen?"  Mamet Skoonj mentioned at last night's staff meeting that the " article by David Mamet about gun control is excellent. My only surprise is that it is in Newspeak/Daily Beast." Indeed. Anomalous behavior for that lot. Maybe hackers took over that website too, to avenge Swartz? Communists Cheer On Obama’s Gun Grab  Duh. Biden: Mental Health Check May Have Prevented Virginia Tech Shooting. Or even my election as— Well, The Mamet article also noted that— "As rules by the Government are one-size-fits-all, any governmental determination of an individual’s abilities must be based on a bureaucratic assessment of the lowest possible denominator. The government, for example, has determined that black people (somehow) have fewer abilities than white people, and, so, must be given certain preferences. Anyone acquainted with both black and white people knows this assessment is not only absurd but monstrous. And yet it is the law." So, Biden suggests that the government establish a template to determine who is a mental health risk to society.  One can safely assume that Communists Cheer Biden's Mental Health Check  The Soviets made liberal use of the ploy to quiet dissidents, by declaring them insane and filing them away in a "health farm."  Do I have to say it?  That's right.  ”