Wife for a month club

Those wacky Muzzys & Other Strange People Islamic sex tourism in India where Muslim men from the Middle East and Africa are buying 'one month wives' for sex. “ Nausheen Tobassum, revealed the scale of the problem when she escaped from her home last month after her parents pressurised (lol) her to consummate a forced marriage to a middle aged Sudanese man who had paid around £1,200 for her to be his 'wife' for four weeks. [.... "If a Sudanese wants to have sex, he has to pay three times more [in Sudan] because there are far fewer girls there, or he takes a second wife. In India the girls are coming for a cheaper rate and they are beautiful. Even if they are only staying for a few days they are doing this kind of illegal marriages for sex," he said. He said the visitors want to marry because they believe prostitution is forbidden under Islam. Poor families agree to contract marriages because they have many daughters and cannot afford to pay for all their weddings. [Full]  Very religious people, they. ”

In your face

nice

Are thye Obamas finally toast?

The Obama’s: I Knew They Came From the Planet Zokowiscz But I Couldn't Prove It Until I Read This: “ The fambly was arriving for a  surprise birthdat party and I was all akimbo when I read a certain e-mail about the Obamas' law licenses (that was two years old and on a disreputable site) but I posted it in two minutes and went back to grillin' when I'm thinking-Whoa!  I'd better pull that sumbitch until I have a chance to look it over and when I did I was embarrassed for falling for it, but when you hate someone's guts a lot you are willing to believe almost anything that might get them thrown down a volcano and that's not how I won my Pulitzer.  Sorry. This one is real however. ”

Stuff That Needs Shredding

SHRED IT                            Today's  Civics Quiz If you could go back in time and correct one thing that's caused the most grievous harm to our nation—since July 1776— what would it be? It might be legislation, a court decision, or even something in the constitution itself.  There are many things we can think of, but I'm looking for the "mother of  all errors."  Terminal City. WTFF were they thinking? The one we will not survive! This is not a trick question; I hold the answer here in my powder burned fingers, and it will be published  Monday at precisely High Noon.  First though,  I want to see how savvy you are. Note:  Keep your comment as short as possible; you'll have time to expand tomorrow.  Example:18 USC 2074

The fate of a nation ...

Gretchen's Busy Week

Like a Boss, boss

Animal Catharsis GIGGLES Wait- There's More

Chavez Time Machine

Time Machine 11 Years Ago Today USA, USA I'll bet I'm not alone in thinking our CIA had a hand in yesterday's unexpected overthrow of Venezuela's RBC (ratbastardcommie) president, Hugo Chavez.  If so, good on 'em.   With him goes Venezuelan ties to Fidel Castro.  "We're not going to send a single barrel more of oil to Cuba," said a new government spokesman.  Who gets that oil?  Yeah, the good guys (the U.S., for those of you in Berkeley).  Crude oil prices fell 6.1 per-cent in New York. E-MAIL Rodger the Real King of France at 4/13/2002 08:33:00 AM PERMLINK (0) | B-52 Gas Fund | I posted that during my first week in (blog) business.  That I forget it is understandable since after Hugo was removed I erased his file from brainal storage.  Since there was no link, I searched on "We're not going to send a single barrel more of oil to Cuba," and got one hit.     " Fidel Castro was snubbed and U.S. motorists caught a break as governments across the hemisphere scrambled yesterday to assess the stunning fall of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, the left-wing populist ousted under military pressure Thursday after weeks of social unrest.      The new manager of state-owned Petroleos de Venezuela (PDVSA) declared that the ex-president's policy of cultivating ties with Cuba's strongman through subsidized energy trade had been revoked. The next time I remember hearing Chavez's name was when Pat Robertson suggested on-air that American operatives assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez to stop his country from becoming "a launching pad for communist infiltration and Muslim extremism."  He's dead now, but the world would be a better place had Robertson been head of the CIA.

Margeret Thatcher and the Left

Oh My

The Lady... “ One would naturally think it impossible that anyone would hesitate – even for an instant – to honor the woman who tackled communism head on as prime minister of Great Britain. Lady Margaret Thatcher was a principled politician who helped to foster the special relationship between Great Britain and the United States that we all benefit from today. A Senate resolution to honor Lady Thatcher was supposed to pass last night.  However, per well placed sources on the Hill, Democrats have a hold on the resolution. [full] A cultural divide this <— — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — —> wide.

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NEWS FROM THE FRONT “ News9.com - Oklahoma City, OK - News, Weather, Video and Sports | A government report reveals testing in Oklahoma of drones with sensors that can find people and even tell if you are carrying a weapon. It's happening at a remote site near Fort Sill. The publication Homeland Security Today says the testing is taking place at the Oklahoma Training Center for Unmanned Systems operated by Oklahoma State University. The group doing the work is "a trusted agent" of the federal government. [full] Only mass demonstrations will help now.  Actions that depend on an informed nation who will, almost spontaneously, rise and threaten  government at the local and national level.   That scenario pretty much describes the early Tea Party, and  more than explains the irrational response from Democrats to it.  I say irrational because what scared all of them were  people who, while angry,  civilly confronted elected Democrats with questions at town meetings; questions they could not answer.  Historically this type of revolt are led by the young; the college students who understand through class discussion and assembly the nature and magnitude of the threat.  So much for that. Let me confess here that I was among those who initially  applauded the Bush Administration's sharp reaction after 9-11.  The  restructuring of  national security services into The Department of Homeland Security.  The very name made me cringe, but yes, I was a cheerleader for this  smothering blanket  of government control over every aspect of our lives. Whether by bad luck or contrivance,  Barry Obama inherited that infrastructure   Homeland Security  have become Obama's promised "private army," and we are in his thrall. That leaves us with but one option;—throw them all down a volcano.  Sigh.  A nasty business that will be, but necessary. ”

MAGNETIC SORUTION

NEWS FLOM EASTEN FLONT                                Virginia Man Creates Killer Ap to Capture NorK High Command In One Fell Swoop! Our own Tailgunner Dick! (Roll-Over) Killer AP This gives an all new meaning to bling. It's by no mere coincidence that their uniforms resemble Russian uniforms of the 1950s, and hats designed to make them look taller. Most metals and ribbons usually indicate campaigns where one fought, other theaters where one was stationed, or wounds received. Since they haven't been in any wars since 1950, then in their cases it must mean a lot of good conduct or present at roll call medals. Very impressive indeed. Must be much like Hollywood's awards. They are always presenting themselves with those awards because no one else will, and they desperately need some recognition. - via T.G. Dick

Emma Watson's Road to Lohan

EMMA WATSON On The Road to Lohan Emma Wason in GQ

Kim Jung Un's Secret Dong

NEWS FLOM EASTEN FLONT                                Kim Jong Un's Fantasy Kim-Jong Un has earned his own template

Secret Misser

Criminal Intent

DEAR  .... “ EPA acknowledges releasing personal details on farmers, senator slams agency Highway patrol gave feds Missouri weapon permits data Backgound Checks Could Allow Holder to Create Gun Registry Using Regulations  (COULD?)  IRS: We can read emails without warrant... Fort Bragg cancels July 4th celebration over budget cuts Obama's Budget would cut spending 1.8 Billion a year for teh next  years Democrat Admits Obama Agenda Is Total Gun Ban... ^ CLIP & SEND Phil - I know you like Obama, but these stories appeared this week, and I'm wondering what you think?  Srsly. Here's a proactive exercise.  We all have friends and family who swear by Obama.  Without necessarily revealing who, I'd like to hear from you about the resulting comments from people you send these seven links. Thanks ”

A Caring Curing of America

“ Since Monday, school district officials in Grosse Pointe, Michigan, first canceled a decision to allow Rick Santorum to speak at Grosse Pointe South High School, then reversed that cancellation. There is a catch, though: students who want to see the former U.S. senator and presidential hopeful must first obtain permission from their parents. [full] Infectious Disease Control By Your Barn Army - Because there is no other way, unless you can come up with something less drastic?  I cannot.  ”

AKA Beelzebub

At The Cinema                                 He's Back! Not to beat up on Barry any more than is proper, but I watched the Passion of the Christ over the weekend.  The first time since we saw it in the theater 10 years ago.  Before anyone but Obama's insertion team knew who he was.  Once again I was startled to notice in Satan's character a surprising likeness to the man recognized as our President. That's cosmic, man. Ahem.

BACKYARD BIRDS

Catharsis The Sounds of Spring - Boingggg! God's Marvels Did you know that a woodpecker opens and closes its eyes in between each peck? In between each rapid-fire peck the little bird opens its eyes, focuses, aims its beak, closes its eyes and then hits the tree with its pointed beak. Not only does the woodpecker close its eyes to keep the wood chips out, but also for another very important reason. Scientists have measured the force of the impact of the bird’s head against the hardwood tree. The force is so powerful that if the bird did not close its eyes it would pop its eyeballs out! Have you ever seen a blind woodpecker? They never forget to close their eyes. Only God could design this! [more] I took the picture of the Cardinal last Thursday through the kitchen window, and the (rollover) Woodpecker on Saturday.  I am struck by how fast Spring sprang in two days.

Thumps Chest

My Legacy, Part Quatre

Pushing the envelope of poor taste here boss

Man arrested after he claims vehicle 'rigged with explosives' near White House...was phony, disappointing gathered throng

Eternal vigilance, ahem

Democrat's Useful Idiots cont.

When Mr. Smith,T speaks ...

Three on a match

Three on a Match "... that's great for you and me" Annette Funicello: was the Olsen Twins or Emma Watson of my generation.  The Mousketeer that every pre (and post) pubescent boy was in love with.   CNN says she "embodied an all-American ideal of wholesome, perky, spunky mid-'60s sexuality."  Especially the spunky part.  There was no mystery about why we loved her; we kids discussed it daily.  She had the best, (and with Darlene, only) Mouske-knockers.  Once when Annette was in Baltimore for something or other, when I was 15, I screwed up all my courage and called the hotel she was staying at according to the newspaper.  I wanted to have a date with her.  I figured that she might accept because it would be good publicity to be seen with common boy, and then would of course fall in love with me.  The hotel said there was no Annette Funicello registered there, by way of a put-out.  Too bad, I could have been her Spin Evans, the only guy good enough for her, by our vote. Frankie Avalon was a douche. . Anyway, she hung in there one hell of a long time for someone with MS. There was never any scandal in her life, and despite having been married twice and having three children, Annette died a virgin. RIP. "The Lady's not for turning" Mrs Thatcher.  When the Democrat mantra was "Republicans  are afraid of strong women, we had the  Mrs. Thatcher and Jeane Kirkpatrick. rejoinder: "You fools. We're not afraid of strong women. We're afraid of incompetent  nincompoops like Geraldine Ferraro and  Patricia Schroeder!" And it was true.  On his Top Gear Race from London to Oslo, Jeremy Clarkson had with him, in order to keep him alert,  a CD of  her greatest speeches.  Oddly, I have heard most of them from watching C-Span's House of Commons Q&A.  That's how much I thought of her, ROGER EBERT Did Not Win a Golden Globe I used to like watching "At The Movies" with Siskel and Ebert.   Every year I bought "Roger Ebert's Movie Yearbook" as stocking stuffer  for friends who enjoyed the cinema.  Watching  "If We Picked The Winners" pre Oscar show was an event (here's one from 1989).  Around 1992 (it seems) the blush went off the Ebert rose for me.  It seemed to me that he had taken to considering whether a film professed proper social (political) values  in his revues. After Gene Siskel died (the better of the two in my opinion) Ebert went off the rails completely. When in 2006 he gave his imprimatur to a film based on President Bush's  assassination,  I responded with my own film.  I stand by it.

Dog dribbles on the floor

Pe'Shon Howard Transferring
Terps recruiting replacement

Aston Martin Preowned

snuffy smith,t

Goofygooky

ror

Company Pork

Guest Food We had the wife's family here for the past four days.  While working up the menus I decided to step up the coffee for them,  and bought a 12 ounce bag of Seattle's Finest because it was, at $9.79,  the cheapest premium blend Giant carried.. God help me. I'm not a coffee snob, and we've been happy with Wal-Mart coffee—I buy it by the case, home delivered—but that there Seattle coffee is so noticeably better that I can't go home again.  The good news is that WalMart sells it for $6 the bag delivered.  I ordered 6 bags (and some paper towels) so there was no tax or freight.  What the hell,  we only use one ounce of coffee a day (8 cups), so one bag will last—let's call it two weeks—so six bags will last—lets call it 3 months.  Just 40¢ a day.  Piece of cake. On the topic of guest food, I made spare ribs Saturday.  Remember that oven pulled pork recipe?  Well I prepared my 4 slabs of ribs the same exact way.  Brined, slathered, rubbed and baked in foil sealed pans.  The only concession I made for the lighter mass was to bake @ 275° for about 45 minutes, then @300° for about 45 minutes, and then 325° for one hour.  But wait!  When I took the foil off and tasted the sauce all I could taste was pepper!  WTF?  Maye I screwed up the dry rub?  I rubbed a handful of brown sugar on each slab and let them crust up for an hour at 275° (while watching to make sure the sugar didn't burn).  For about the last 10 minutes I turned the heat up to 500°.   I anticipated that the whole lot would be a bust, but no!  In fact, they were hands-down the best ribs I've ever made, maybe ever had!-and that was the table's  consensus too. I mean, perfect.  Not quite falling off the bone, and firm enough that when you bit into them the bite mark remained. A sign of perfection.  FWIW, I also made this recipe  for pork and bean.  Result was much better than I anticipated.  Quite wonderful in fact,  despite using only about 12 ounces of  pork roast that I had in the freezer. Damn I miss Saturday Terp  basketball.

Not that it will matgter, but

Connections Between “Green Energy”      and Democrat Administrations “ Raja, If you were wondering if there is a “legitimate” reason to visit the Soylent Siberia website, the chart below is such a reason.  I saw this chart in its small version, then clicked to embiggenify, and found the diagram below.  Talk about damning evidence of the relationship between government and the “green energy” industry.  He got it from Hauntingthelibrary: (Note, if Soylent Siberia has this posted it's well hidden amongst the plethora of featured Labia majora et minora pudendi-a place where the most intrepid explorer will have trouble navigating. Ahem. ) Venn Diagram Shows Connections Between “Green Energy” and Administration Helpful for understanding how the vast sums of money washing around Washington explain the huge “loans” to Solyndra and other non-businesses. Geke.us breaks it down for us. Green energy lobbyists, investors, and speculators and their ties to the Obama and Clinton administrations. Skoonj Well Done. ”

TOO RATE

Oh My

Mr. Smith does his washing

Arrest James Hansen

GREEN CRAP "We Stand By It as a Theatrical Work" James Hansen, Al Gore's NASA Climate Whore “ Raja, Hansen is about to retire, then sue the government for lack of effort in policing industry over man’s effect on climate.  The article calls this ironic, but it’s just the opposite.  Hansen has been pushing the climate change/global warming hoax from within the government.  Now he’ll pursue the hoax for fraudulent gain from the outside. Maybe he and his fellow zoot suiters will gain a major victory from the government.  Under Obama, the EPA and DOE have been laying down for environmental group suits for years. The one good that may come of this is that when a non-communist finally becomes president, as eventually one must, there will be NASA people who will point out the confederates of Hansen and his ilk.  We may hope the same happens within EPA and DOE. Skoonj Indeed, in 2007 Hansen faced open revolt by NASA colleagues who disagreed with his climate idiocy. Nobody has done more to expose Hansen than Anthony Watt (Watts Up With That?).   If Hansen does sue the gummint "for ;lack of effort," I would be willing to join in a counter-suit charging Hansen with taking bribes from Al Gore and George Soros to advance the AGW fraud for the purpose of allowing Democrats to overthrow (defacto) the US Constitution, specifically the Fifth Amendment, and more seriously (treason) laying the groundwork for giving the UN dominion over us.  Actually, that suit ought be  fought in federal criminal court where Hansen, Mr. Hockey Stick, and other Goreons could receive the death penalty.  It's what George Washington would want.  ”

Kunerko's da man!

Like a Boss!

Mini Engines

TECHNO THRILLS                                minis “ Scientists have created the smallest petrol engine in the world ( less than a centimeter long not even half an inch ), small enough to power a watch or any small gadget. The mini-motor, which runs for two years on a single squirt of lighter fuel, is set to revolutionize world technology. It generates 700 times more energy than a conventional battery. It could be used to operate laptops and mobile phones for months doing away  with the need for charging. Experts believe it could be phasing out batteries in such items within just six years. The engine, minute enough to be balanced on a fingertip, has been produced by engineers at the University of Birmingham Al Gore cries havoc! and says he's committed to eliminating the threat posed by this internal combustion engine" Current events lead me to speculate on how the state will use this technology to further intrude on our privacy.  Ironic isn't it, that the party of abortion rests its argument on the "right to privacy," and only in that one instance? Here's more examples of  V8 and V12 Engines in Miniature smibsid ”

Hi-Fi Typing

The sort of thing up with which we must  not put

ME AND LEROY

ME AND LEROY “ Fred was watching  a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other man came along behind him and filled in the hole. While one was digging a new hole, the other was 25 feet behind filling in the hole. The men worked right past Fred and went on down the road. "I can't stand this,"mumbled Fred,  and headed down the road toward the men. "Hold it, hold it," he called to the men. "Can you tell me what's going on here with all this digging and refilling?" "Well, we work for the city and we're just doing our job," one of the men said. "But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills it up. You're not accomplishing anything. Aren't you wasting the taxpayers' money?" "You don't understand, mister," one of the men said, leaning on his shovel and wiping his brow. "Normally there's three of us: me, Elmer and Leroy. I dig the hole, Elmer sticks in the tree, and Leroy here puts the dirt back. Elmer's job's been cut... so now it's just me an' Leroy. ”              Tim W

Learn to Drive a M-60 TODAY!

Barn Army Cadre                Have you ever fancied a M60 MG?  Here's the instruction manual for driving it. CLICK and LEARN NO, not a MG-TD—a M-60 MG SHEESH This post dedicated to monumental twat Dianne Feinstein by marc miller

Get 'em while they're free

WHAT COULD GO WRONG? “ He sees unsecured loans as part of his reparations to minorities agenda. cuzzin "half-track" ricky ”

She Gets It

Tails of the Gun   Ooh, you come out of a dream, Peaches and cream, Mind much better than mine, You're fifteen, You're beautiful, and you're just too precious for words. “ This fifteen year old absolutely gets it! She crushes the logic of anti gun politicians in the Maryland state legislature. If only our politicians were as smart as this fifteen year old girl we might actually be taking steps to reduce violence that DON’T include attacking inanimate objects. She points out the fallacy of strict gun control by using the model of modern gun control, Chicago, as an example of what happens when you disarm the general populace, leaving them at the hands of criminals and gang members. Bravo young lady, bravo. We know it takes some nerves to stand up in a crowd like that and speak your mind.. I love it!  But then the cynical me begins to leak out the cracks.  These people don't care about facts; they care about winning.  Thom the manly Mann ”

British Cancer Awareness Ad

\ Oh My Aching Gonads Mad Man Metzinger

WHO SAID WHAT?

WHO SEDIT? “ 1) "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." A. Karl Marx B. Adolph Hitler C. Joseph Stalin D. None of the above 2) "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few...... And to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity." A. Lenin B. Mussolini C. Idi Amin D. N one of the Above 3) "(We) .....can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people." A. Nikita Khrushev B. Josef Goebbels C. Boris Yeltsin D. None of the above 4) "We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own ... in order to create this common ground." A.Mao Tse Dung B. Hugo ChavezC. Kim Jong Il D. None of the above 5) "I certainly think the free-market has failed." A. Karl Marx B. Lenin C. Molotov D. None of the above 6) "I think it's time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in (the) entire economy that they are being watched." A. Pinochet B. Milosevic C. Saddam Hussein D. None of the above ANSWERS Hilarious Quibbles HERE Ron "the 69 Metzgers" ”

Pashin

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Passion Probably my worst quality is that I get very passionate about what I think is right. Hillary Clinton

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Ignorant, stupid, and in charge of us

Getchur hands off dat wheel barrow Dianna, you knows you don't know nuttin' 'bout machinery! If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are flat ignorant and liars, but what the hell. “   "I will tell you these are ammunition, they’re bullets, so the people who have those now they’re going to shoot them, so if you ban them in the future, the number of these high capacity magazines is going to decrease dramatically over time because the bullets will have been shot and there won’t be any more available." Rep. Diana DeGette (D-CO): (April 2, 2013, Denver Post forum) Democrats, —Democrat women in particular—are clueless about anything having to do with guns.  The stupid part of the equation comes in when they start arguing for new gun law, like Diana DeGette.  Stuck on stupid. Let me recount how a few years ago Maryland Democrats passed law requiring that gun manufacturers supply the State Police with two spent cartridge cases from every new handgun!  The thinking was that  ejected cartridges found at crime scenes could be cross-matched with the owner.  They included revolvers, which of course don't eject the cartridge.  Hilarity ensued, and no new gun could be sold in Maryland because gun makers wouldn;t go along with all this new expense for a pissant state like Maryland.  The State finally scrapped that law. Then there's  Obama, who is both ignorant and a liar.[Newtown Shooter Gunned Down 20 Children With 'Fully Automatic Weapon'] Mr Smith, Tom & Mr. M, Don ”