Maybe teach the other kids to stop him? .

Be All You Can Be Unless it makes others feel inadequate

“ Youngster "Scores at will" Because 11 years old Demias Jimerson  is so good at football ("runs circles around the other kids on the field"), principal Terri Bryant has decided he’s not allowed to score more than three touchdowns, provided his team has at least a 14-point lead. [Full] ”

Biden - Not a Joke .

BIDEN: "Obama & Me F***ed-up The Economy"

“ Vice President Joe Biden told Florida radio station WLRN on Thursday that voters should hold President Barack Obama, not former President George W. Bush, accountable for the poor state of America’s economy. Conservative PAC American Crossroads circulated the startling statement Thursday afternoon, expecting it will take Democratic campaign strategists by surprise. Read more: ”

Eric Holder is on the WAY! .

FBI Said to Be Probing Solyndra for Possible Account Fraud Previously FBI probing Black Panthers for Voter Intimidation

See also:Embarrassing Video of Biden's Speech to Solyndra Unearthed

72 Virgins

Coming (last?) issue of al-Awaki's Inspire Magazine

Al Qaeda 's online  Internet magazine  INSPIRE, aimed at radicalizing English speaking losers, was the brainchild of the recently  blasted to smithereens  Anwar Al-Awlaki.  A popular feature was the "Virgin of the Month" centerfold.  Check this month's  (Roll Over) "Angel of the Month." “ Pin to bed head board -stop premature ejaculation. Alla Akbar Enjoy Anwar. ”   via Tim

Happiness is a dead Islamo Terrorist

Anwar Al-Awlaki Killed by Drone US Citizen called "Internet bin Laden" First US Citizen on CIA's "Kill or Capture" list Reportedly Obama's choice for 2012 Running Mate

Why We Win

WHY WE WIN

“ One of the serious problems in planning the fight against American doctrine, is that the Americans do not read their manuals, nor do they feel any obligation to follow their doctrine*... - From a Soviet Junior Lt's (Cold War) Notebook ” * media propaganda

TOP 10 Guns

Top Ten Reasons Why (Some) Men Prefer Guns Over Women

“ #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out. #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month. #3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women..... #1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun ” But then, you can have your  cake and eat it too.   Cuzzin Ricky

Fido and some honey works too ...

JFC! Another damned entitlement. Ladies, Get the sexual satisfaction you deserve

“ ” I am not making this up.  Last night a commercial came on for ZESTRA  ( After applying Zestra to the clitoris and labia, the effects – the Zestra Rush™ – begin for most women within 3 to 5 minutes and last for up to 45 minutes.).  I know, another expensive substitute for two martinis and a vibrator.  This is how the commercial ended, "Get the sexual satisfaction you deserve." This is like what happened with N'awlins after the hurricane.  Instead of rolling up shirt sleeves and commencing with the  rebuilding,  people,  used to nanny gummint entitlements, sat around whining about FEMA not reacting quickly enough with their free stuff..  Same thing.    Deserve?  Hey— I deserve a Bugatti Veyron. Am I gong to get it?  Hell no. Not unless I build it myself. Sheesh.

Pandering to the Idiot Classes

Plan Nine From Outer Space

“ At a fund-raiser in Silicon Valley on Sunday, Mr. Obama took direct aim at one of his potential rivals, Texas Gov. Rick Perry, criticizing his skepticism that there is a human connection to global warming. Mr. Obama also suggested in Seattle that Republican leadership would "cripple" the nation's economic future. [WSJ] I know it's old, but I want this quote in my files.  That Obama would dare make this argument shows just how divided this nation is.  Not politically; intellectually. ”

Government Service

Confused

Tim recently conveyed to me via E-mail something I think we've  all have observed, in some fashion, over the years. “ I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies: Internal Revenue 'Service' U.S. Postal 'Service' Telephone 'Service' Cable TV 'Service' Civil 'Service' State, City, County & Public 'Service' Customer 'Service' This is not what I thought 'Service' meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'Service' a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us. I would hope that you are now just as enlightened as I am. ”

Why isn't the writing in Chinese?

On the premiere of Terra Nova last night, a Redditor caught a glimpse of what the show’s writers see future currency looking like.

Mark Zuckerberg gets burned

'We didn't mean to track you' says Facebook it just happened

“ Facebook has admitted that it has been watching the web pages its members visit – even when they have logged out. In its latest privacy blunder, the social networking site was forced to confirm that it has been constantly tracking its 750million users, even when they are using other sites. The social networking giant says the huge privacy breach was simply a mistake - Read more: ” badanov Pappy: I consider Facebook a sewer not unlike Myspace. So I guess that mean that the product Facebook sells is raw sewage.

Show Us the Twins

Show Us the Twins (not Nancy Grace) (I think it's the dad, so SFW)

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Warning- Contents may cause LOLing

I want to like Perry, but LOLing videos ain't helping

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In their own words ...

"... look no further

“ ....  look no further than the recent debt-limit debacle, which clearly showed that we are becoming two nations governed by a single Congress—and that paralyzing gridlock is the result.  So what to do? To solve the serious problems facing our country, we need to minimize the harm from legislative inertia by relying more on automatic policies and depoliticized commissions for certain policy decisions. In other words, radical as it sounds, we need to counter the gridlock of our political institutions by making them a bit less democratic. [nee Obama budget director Peter Orzog]   And there's this: "I think we ought to suspend, perhaps, elections for Congress for two years .... [N.C. Democrat Gov. Bev Perdue]   UPDATE -DESPITE CLAIMS: AUDIO SHOWS NC GOV'S 'SUSPEND ELECTION' -- NO JOKE!...  But wait!— before you think that democrats are thinking what it sounds like they're thinking, Ezra Klein sets things straight. “ “We need less democracy” is a good headline, but if you read the piece closely, that’s not actually what Orszag is arguing. Rather, he’s arguing that we need less Congress. And that’s a bit different. ” Hmmm. Ezra, that's pretty much what we thought he was saying.  That the stinking congress is an impediemt to strict Obama rule.  The kind of Obamathink that's pervading the democrat (not democratic)  debate.  It's been noticed before. Obama’s 2012 Campaign Strategy — Incite Civil Unrest One of our most read articles published in 2010 (EXTRA: Obama Suspends Civil Liberties ) , dealt with a hypothetical scenario where Obama inflamed civil disorder in order to institute Martial Law and in doing so, suspended the 2012 election. Obama Team to Incite Race Riots; Use White Guilt in 2012 Election Since riots and uprisings are now en vogue the world over and with signs that they will soon reach the shores of America, would it be that much of a stretch to suggest President Obama’s election campaign would be willing to incite race riots in the hopes of guilting white Americans into casting a vote for a President who is progressively losing popularity and support at an ever accelerating rate? ”

Wal-Mart Shoppers Get Bad Rap

Wal-Mart Shoppers Get Bad Rap

Chris

Jewish Liberals - Redeundant phrase

POLL: Approval among Jews declines to 45%... Later ... Obama purchases world supply of Zyklon B, invites Jews to White House shower, 12 million dead Later .... POLL: Approval among Jews declines to 45%...

White flight ...

Blogger faces a black & white & yellow flight

“ Government Mandated Porn Overload Test Government mandated porn overload teat: If you see anything in this rollover sequence that suggests other than a young horse breeder ... erm .. a woman who loves horses ... erm a damned fine looking stallion ... My FRIEND FLICKA!— you have been watching too much porn.  Stop it. I know what you've been saying.  "Rodge, I come to this site to read your long and interesting dissertations on what the filthy f***ing democrats are up to.  Longer the better. Of late all I'm seein' are  frivolous photo chopping, general interest stories, and stupid jokes and I'm damned sick of it.  I was going to nominate you for the best political blog of the year, but unless you stop with the inconsequential drivel and do some real expounding, count me out. - (One of 236 nearly identical e-mails received just today!) Sigh, I know, my kids are telling me the same thing.  But first— A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a zucchini up his nose, a cucumber in his left ear, and a breadstick in his right ear. He says, “What is wrong with me? The psychiatrist replies, “You are not eating properly.” Okay, now to the serious stuff.  Read this. Obama faces a white flight.  Here's a kick-start Electoral racism in its most egregious form is the unwillingness of whites to vote for blacks regardless of qualifications or ideology. So far, Barack Obama has been involved in two elections that suggest such racism is no longer operative. His reelection bid, however, may indicate that a more insidious form of racism has replaced it. The 2004 Illinois Senate race between Obama and Alan Keyes, two African Americans, was a unique test of old-fashioned electoral racism. For a truly committed racist, neither would have been acceptable ....[Really good, it's what I was about to write myself, word for word] ”

Wife is a pornstar

Dear Abby:

“ Dear Abby: My wife and I have been married for 10 years, and it is a wonderful marriage. Recently I found a “sex tape” online of my wife with the guy she dated before me. This video was taken without her knowledge and is from 13 years ago, Because of this, I am not upset about it. My question is, should I bring this to her attention, and if so, how? I feel she needs to know it’s out there. I’m reacting to this as a man would. I don’t know how a woman would react. Please help. It’s Private Dear It’s Private: Although there are no sex tapes of me floating around, I can tell you from a woman’s perspective that if there was one (and the lighting was unflattering), I’d be furious. Your wife has a right to know, so don’t keep her in the dark. P.S. How did you come across that video? I’m sure she will be interested to know. [Chicago Sun Times]  ” I know what you sayin' ... .

Great VJ DAY Home Video

VJ Day, Honolulu Hawaii, August 14, 1945

“ 65 Years Ago my Dad shot this film along Kalakaua Ave. in Waikiki capturing spontaneous celebrations ... [Full] VJ Day, Honolulu Hawaii, August 14, 1945 from Richard Sullivan on Vimeo. JUST THINK HOW THIS YOUNG LADY FELT WHEN SHE DISCOVERED THE VIDEO HER FATHER SHOT.  Great video of a Spontaneous Victory Parade in Honolulu in 1945. Take a look at this video- absolutely  fabulous! Notice the cars and jeeps, youth. The guys in khaki or gray shirts and black ties are Navy officers or chiefs. The rest are Army or Marine. How young they all were to do what they did. This guy really captured a moment in history! (You can listen to Jimmy Durante singing "I'll be Seeing You" in the background, too) This is a super video of a time past - we need to remember and be THANKFUL. Check out the color fidelity. It's not bad for 1945. Nothing will ever compare with Kodachrome film.  Jodi ”