Saturday, October 01, 2011

Best non-sexual sensations

best non-sexual sensations


“ .An intriguing conversation has opened on Reddit.com's question section; AskReddit: "What is the best non-sexual sensation ever?" So far the top responses are:

  • The feeling when you first wake up but don't have to get out of bed yet.
  • When you're congested as fuck and then suddenly your nostrils open up.
  • Crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me and hearing the lamentations of their women.
  • A description that's way too accurate for this time of the morning and that "vacated bowels" feeling you get after.
  • Getting my hair shampooed at a salon.
  •  Getting goosebumps from music.
  •  Taking my bra off when I get home from work.
  • When you finally get rid of that thing stuck in your teeth.
  •  Dipping your hand into a deep bag of uncooked rice/
  • Dangling a cool metal chain over your hand and slowly lowering it down so it collects in your palm.
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Here's my additional 14 of about 50,000

  1. The cigarette after sex
  2. The smell of a new car
  3. The smell of ozone after a thunder storm
  4. Bush beating Gore
  5. Bush beating Kerry
  6. Family on  Christmas Eve
  7. Eating a three pound lobster
  8. Looking at beautiful things
  9. Watching my kids/grand-kids do something well
  10. Hearing a truly great joke
  11. Watching a truly great movie
  12. Watching BBC's Top Gear
  13. The smell of gun cleaning fluids
  1. Seeing this picture
Fluffiness



Pork Chop Sammiches .....

WJZ Baltimore
This Just In ...


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Pork Chop Sandwiches WJZ
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Geroge What's-his-name ?..... .

RE LEGACY



Unplugged


sic him Junior ... ...

cock and dog fighting may be illegal, but ...


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Baby Fighting
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Michael Vick - Call Home!


Sheriff - Holder Accomplices to Murder.......

Arizona Sheriff Implicates ATF, Eric Holder and Obama Justice Department as Accomplices to Murder


“ Arizona Sheriff Paul Babeu doubled down last night on CNN. The sheriff implicated the ATF, Eric Holder and the Obama Justice Department as accomplices to murder involving weapons used in Operation Fast and Furious. (Gateway Pundit)

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Obama Flied Chicken ... .

Two Stereotypes in One Fun


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Obama Flied Chicken
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Alabama immigration law upheld

Key parts of Alabama immigration law upheld



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Rotting AF1

A federal judge on Wednesday said Alabama law enforcement officers can try to check the immigration status of those they suspect are in the country illegally...  the toughest in the country.

U.S. District Judge Sharon Lovelace Blackburn (President George H.W. Bush) said Alabama is allowed to tread anywhere that federal law doesn’t explicitly prohibit states from acting, which means the state can enact its own penalties for immigrants who fail to carry their registration papers, and can enable its state and local police to check immigration status.

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Finally, a judge who appears to have read and understood the 9th and 10th Amendments.  Almost.  This is what I find oddly at odds with her thinking.

"The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people."

So what happened here?

“ But the judge did block four parts of Alabama’s law that she said go beyond what federal law allows: One provision created a civil action against employers who hired illegal immigrants over legal workers; another banned illegal immigrants from applying for a job; one made it a crime to harbor an illegal immigrant; and the other prohibited businesses from claiming tax deductions on wages paid to illegal immigrants.
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How could Judge Lovelace Blackburn apply the 10th Amendment so haphazardly?  I'm not a federal judge, and that's unfortunate.  I will then direct you the the Federalist Blog's treatment of this very issue (The US Constitution Only Delegates the Power Over Immigration or Asylum to the States) 

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Unlike the Federal Government, State governments claim broad general powers, and therefore, the question is never whether a power is granted for a State to exercise, but whether the power has been explicitly withheld from the State. The Federal Government was given specific national sovereignty over such things as war, peace, treaties (within the sphere of powers delegated), print money, define and punish piracies and felonies on the high Seas, make uniform rules of naturalization for foreigners who migrated to some State per State law, etc.



Judge, the ball is in your court.  Explain yourself, please. 




Friday, September 30, 2011

Gunz R Good!

Media Silence Is Deafening About Important Gun News

Murder and violent crime rates were supposed to soar after the Supreme Court struck down gun control laws in Chicago and Washington, D.C.


Media Silence
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  • Murder and violent crime rates were supposed to soar after the Supreme Court struck down gun control laws in Chicago and Washington, D.C. 
  • Politicians predicted disaster. "More handguns in the District of Columbia will only lead to more handgun violence," Washington’s Mayor Adrian Fenty warned the day the court made its decision. 
  • Chicago’s Mayor Daley predicted that we would "go back to the Old West, you have a gun and I have a gun and we'll settle it in the streets . . . ." 
  • The New York Times even editorialized this month about the Supreme Court's "unwise" decision that there is a right for people "to keep guns in the home." 


Full Story - This of course is what readers of TASS and IZVESTIA were subjected to.  Ahem.
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Thug Logo

Obama's new New Logo




Well Ex-q-zzzz Me





Meet Matt Damon ..

What I was saying
Not secession, but expulsion from our union ....

Received via e-mail
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September 30, 2011

Dear Friend,

From the beginning, CODEPINK has highlighted the horrific cost of war on women and reminded leaders that women are essential to peace talks and post-conflict resolution world wide. We are thrilled that PBS is launching a groundbreaking five part series, Women, War & Peace, the most comprehensive global media initiative ever mounted on the roles of women in war and peace. Airing on Tuesdays, beginning October 11, Women, War & Peace features narrators Matt Damon, Tilda Swinton, Geena Davis and Alfre Woodard, and offers an excellent opportunity for us to engage our larger community in our work to Create, Not Hate.

Can you host or attend a viewing party for this important and powerful series? This kind of programming becomes even more meaningful when you can watch and discuss it with other people.

CODEPINK is continuing our own global dialogues on Women, War & Peace as the ignominious tenth anniversary of the Afghan War approaches. We discussed the havoc wreaked on Iraq with Dr. Rashad Zaydan, our friend from Iraqi Knowledge for Women Society. We're discussing the situation in Afghanistan with Afghan Women's Mission and international human rights lawyer Tzili Mor. And we remain in the streets - in Liberty Plaza near Wall Street, in Los Angeles outside Obama fundraisers, in San Francisco as part of the Moving Planet rally and across the country.

Code Pink Peace

This is not the "Peaceful" pictuere that was attached.  It is real however.
....    it's time for American citizens to separate themselves from these new Amerikans, with whom we share no values, no sense of history, and increasingly no common language.  Not secession, but expulsion from our union of certain problem areas ...


Dealing with Rioters

FLASHBACK: Bloomberg warns of riots...
Drudge


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"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Here's another Flashback;  Dealing with New York's  Draft Riots:

“ The outbreak was the natural consequence of pernicious teachings widely scattered among the ignorant and excitable populace of a great city; and the only possible mode of dealing with it was stern and bloody repression. - Harpers Weekly,  August 1, 1863 ”

Ahem.
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Twin Jokes

Twin Jokes


“ A large woman put on a dress and asked her husband if the dress made her look different.
Her husband said, " You’re asking the wrong person, I saw you before you put it on.

Homer and twin
** I'm calling this SFW on the grounds that NOBODY can point to salacious content here.


Bahdad Bob Dionne says words .

A commonplace absurdity


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Militant conservatives are effective because they are absolutely shameless. Many of the same people who think the rich should be free to spend unlimited sums influencing our politics without having to disclose anything are now asking Buffett to make his tax returns public. I guess if you're indifferent to consistency, you have a lot of freedom of action. - Baghdad Bob Dionne & Hate Journalism
Baghdad Bob Dionne
"There are eight million bizarre stories in the Naked Liberal Press. This has been one of them."
James Taranto (Best of the Web) coined the Baghdad Bob handle for Dionne, and it's richly deserved.  What set Baghdad Dionne off on that absurd rant? 

An editorial in The Wall Street Journal the other day called on Warren Buffett, the billionaire investor who is serving as mascot for President Obama's campaign for massive, job-killing tax increases, to release his own tax returns. After all, Obama has leaned heavily on the ad hominem argument that Buffett doesn't pay enough in taxes.

I present this as further example of why it's time for American citizens to separate themselves from these new Amerikans, with whom we share no values, no sense of history, and increasingly no common language.  Not secession, but expulsion from our union of certain problem states.  Maryland is one. It can be done rather peaceably, relative to the alternative civil war, or  rule by a fascist state.   I'm just saying.
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Transgender & the Military

’ activists call for end to military ban on transgenders


Knowing that I'm an expert in military history, Justin Credible asked me what to expect when the inevitable happens, and Democrats transgender the military?  

Gen Monty (colorized)I went immediately to my files on the British army,  which has rather famously been "transgendered" for centuries, as witness Bernard Montgomery (colorised) .  Aside from a good deal of prancing and mincing about on the parade field, and some rather colorful clothing and accouterments (rhinestone brassieres), the Brits have maintained an enviable history of military success.  I do note that this page↓ from the British Army Field Handbook evidences an attempt to, well , tone down practices that have raised eyebrows when they share the battlefield with allies.

This page

In summation, I would expect more colorful uniforms; allowable use of make-up amongst the officer corps, and possibly the ranks, and crotchless panties to replace the traditional "skivvies." I expect the Marines to successfully reject the use of colored mascara and bright lipsticks however.  


Maybe teach the other kids to stop him? .

Be All You Can Be
Unless it makes others feel inadequate


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The kid's just too 'talented'
Youngster "Scores at will"

Because 11 years old Demias Jimerson 
is so good at football ("runs circles around the other kids on the field"), principal Terri Bryant has decided he’s not allowed to score more than three touchdowns, provided his team has at least a 14-point lead. [Full]
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Biden - Not a Joke .

BIDEN: "Obama & Me F***ed-up The Economy"



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Not a joke
Vice President Joe Biden told Florida radio station WLRN on Thursday that voters should hold President Barack Obama, not former President George W. Bush, accountable for the poor state of America’s economy.

Conservative PAC American Crossroads circulated the startling statement Thursday afternoon, expecting it will take Democratic campaign strategists by surprise.


Read more:

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Eric Holder is on the WAY! .

FBI Said to Be Probing Solyndra for Possible Account Fraud

Previously

FBI probing Black Panthers for Voter Intimidation

72 Virgins

Coming (last?) issue of al-Awaki's Inspire Magazine



Al Qaeda 's online  Internet magazine  INSPIRE, aimed at radicalizing English speaking losers, was the brainchild of the recently  blasted to smithereens  Anwar Al-Awlaki.  A popular feature was the "Virgin of the Month" centerfold.  Check this month's  (Roll Over) "Angel of the Month."
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Pin to bed head board -stop premature ejaculation. Alla Akbar
Enjoy Anwar.
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  via Tim

Happiness is a dead Islamo Terrorist

Anwar Al-Awlaki Killed by Drone
US Citizen called "Internet bin Laden"
First US Citizen on CIA's "Kill or Capture" list
Reportedly Obama's choice for 2012 Running Mate
al-Awlki now dead