Saturday, February 13, 2016

Decoration Rustler

A Belated Major Award



And damned proud of it

COSMIC



Sex Slaves Kill ISIS

How cathartic is this?

Umbrella, AK; what's the dif?

                        
    Liberal Culture                   

                      




The incident, which occurred early Wednesday morning, was prompted by a call to the San Diego County Sheriff’s office of a bald white male, wearing a black shirt and jeans and walking across campus carrying a rifle. This resulted in a shelter-in place order for some 400 staff and students going through orientation before the start of the fall session. Rapidly, facility and classmates banded together to barricade doors with tables and chairs, expecting the worst.

The situation resolved itself after 30 minutes when an umbrella-bearing teacher figured out he matched the description of the alleged gunman and surrendered to law enforcement.

Somewhere in the bowels of Hell, Adolph Schicklegruber is plaintively crying out- "Oh-Oh.  Give me just one more try at them!"

Chef Drops Foie Gras after vegan threat

     


Actual Headline

Chef Drops Foie Gras From Menu After Vegan Death Threats

Mark Dixon, an award winning chef, posted the Valentine’s Day menu on Facebook in January. For 50 pounds per person, diners could indulge in a specialty tasting menu that included vodka cured salmon and grilled halibut. Also on the menu, foie gras and chicken liver parfait which drew the ire of activists. Soon after the menu was posted, the restaurant was reportedly bombarded with phone calls, threats, and fake reservations.
What your grandparents expected would follow

Angry patrons beat 7 young troublemakers to death after they invaded the Kings Arms at Fleggburgh, attacking them whilst they enjoyed  Valentine's Day dinner.  Chief Constable Morton pronounced it justifiable homicide, and said no charges would be filed  against the patrons.  However parents of the perpetrators would be help responsible for damages, citing a criminal lack of supervision.

Girded Loins

Reflections of a Chaste Damsel



Truth .. what good is it

                        
  A Rancid Culture                       


                    




Howard Stern Gambit - 2008 History of Radicalism - 2008


FWIW, here are my first two You Tube video submissions.  Before that time I used the now defunct SMART video service, which contents are lost.  Anyway, watching them again is ... just depressing.  When a proven canker blossom like Barry Barack Obama Soetoro is able to vault a wall of truth with left media help, what are we left with?    With the economy threating to finally succumb to Obamanomics ... ? We are 1932 Germany, where the communists and an unknown movmentarian are squared off.  That teeter can totter two ways.  And no, I am not likening Trump to Schicklgruber; but who the hell knows?

Friday, February 12, 2016

War Eagle eats Drone

War Eagle One - We Have a Drone


Top Gear Redux




 



House of Cards cost Netflix $100 million for two seasons but Amazon’s deal is truly mind boggling.

The new show will premiere at some point in 2016, it will be produced by Andy Wilman and it will be even more outrageous than anything they ever did on Top Gear. [FULL] (Tip to Tommy Lee Smith)


It was my early understanding that the deal was with NetFlix; Amazon is not good news.  More and more I've found that any series streamed by Amazon  will cost you $$ after the first season, even if you're a Prime subscriber, whereas NetFlix productions are always top notch and free.  That aside, there was no bigger fan of Top Gear than me.  I watched the entire series on NetFlix about five times.  When BBC withdrew the original two or three years, which were for me the best, I lost heart. After 100+ episodes the lads had become a parody of themselves, and I doubt this newest rendition will catch my fancy.  We'll see, but I shan't spend a farthing on any of it.

Hundred Foot; Call Saul





cinema à la carte                                 

BETTER CALL SAUL

Both Delicious.  You're welcome

Thursday, February 11, 2016

One liners ...

Res Ipsa Loquitur
 





14 ELECTION YEAR ONE LINERS


If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
~Jay Leno~
   
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
~Henry Cate, VII~
 
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office
~Aesop~
  
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
~Will Rogers~
  
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
~Nikita Khrushchev~
  
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
~Clarence Darrow~
 
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
~John Quinton~
  
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.
~Author unknown~
   
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
~Oscar Ameringer~
 
I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
~Adlai Stevenson, 1952~
  
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
~ Tex Guinan~
   
I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
~Charles de Gaulle~
  
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
~Doug Larson~
  
There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on Congressmen. 
~Will Rogers
 

.... and COUNTING
cuzzin Ricky

SCOTUS EKES OUT GOODNESS


Supreme Court Halts Obama’s
Aggressive Climate Agenda

 





In a major setback to the Obama administration’s climate agenda, the U.S. Supreme Court in a 5-4 vote blocked the Environmental Protection Agency’s (EPA) Clean Power Plan from taking effect until the legal challenges from states and industry groups fully play out.

Twenty-five states, four state agencies and dozens of industry groups challenged the Clean Power Plan, which would require aggressive carbon dioxide cuts from America’s existing power plants. The Supreme Court’s decision reverses a lower court’s decision two weeks ago not to stay the regulation.

The decision is important for states refusing to submit state implementation plans and opposing the Clean Power Plan. If states had to submit plans to meet their respective carbon cut targets, the rule could have taken effect prior to a final court decision. Without the Supreme Court blocking the regulation, the wheels could have already been set in motion to close many of the existing fleet of power plants with little to no hope of re-opening no matter how the legal battle played out.

More…

Another 5-4 decision. Which gets us to thinking.  Suppose a SCOTUS lefty dies tomorrow?  Will the GOP have the balls to keep any Obama nomination off the floor until he's gone? 

ISIS are less beings than cockroaches





Well Deserved Catharsis



Apparently, this video was uploaded to YouTube back in 2013, but it’s been making the social media rounds today. If someone tells you it’s a strike against ISIS, don’t buy it.  Given its age, it’s probably not an attack on what was then the J.V. team. It appears to come from Iraq, which would mean it’s probably a run against insurgents in Baghdad, but it could also have come from Afghanistan.

Regardless of its origin, we think you’ll agree that firing on a U.S. chopper is probably not the best decision.

...Although you won’t have long to regret making it. (CFP)

I'll take me trouser tingles anyway I can get them these days.

Willy and Lady Astor's Dog

                                                                         STFU Michelle
An American soldier, name of Willy, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. Granted R&R, he was on a very crowded train bound for London. The soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat, but the only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed middle-aged lady and was being used by her little dog.

 The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"

The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?"

Willy walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired."  The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"

Willy, saying nothing, then leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train, and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed.

 An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

Aside: I was in flight school with Bill Mauldin's son,  and got to speak with him when he visited Fort Wolters. A very gracious man, which was no surprise.


Tuesday, February 09, 2016

Run; Silently

 Deep Frog



Pop gun crooks

In Pensacola, Florida, suspect, Jarell Blackmon used a fake pistol to rob a food mart. He cleaned out the cash register and made off with ten cartons of cigarettes before the cashier used a real gun to shoot him. TRUE

Monday, February 08, 2016

“A political scrubbing of records”




Time Management


Recorded the Super Bowl.  About 10:30 I started watching.  Took 35 minutes, and I didn't miss a play.  Life is good.


Sunday, February 07, 2016

Coke Bottle Gatling Gun


The Obamissariat                                      




Obama targets "Right Wing Coke Suckers"




According to a reliable source named "Barney X," Obama will use the executive order to address this new threat by imposing a $12 deposit on plastic soft drink containers larger than .3 liter.  Retailers will be responsible for levying the deposit. In addition, he will order bottle manufacturers to inject plastics with a unique "DNA" that will trace empty bottles back to the retail level so checkout cameras can identify purchasers if necessary. 

Saturday, February 06, 2016

Bada-Bing

I saw an Arab shaking a rug. I just had to ask, "What's wrong Achmed, won't start?"
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Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.