So this guy ....

A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says “I hope the porn is disabled.” The guy at the desk replies. “It’s just regular porn you sick f--k.”

Trump turns a corner seldom broached

Denzel Washington Switches To Trump Shocks Hollywood-, Speaks Out Against Obama Hey There!

Best Fruit Fly Catcher

Hey There!

"Climate change is a racist crisis"

Climate change is a racist crisis: that’s why Black Lives Matter closed an airport BLM; a creation of the George Soros as a political tool. The concept of man caused global warming is similarly a device concocted by left-wing globalists to  control (mostly) the U.S. economy. End of story.

"... under investigation for truthful posts..."

Sharia in the West: Principal under investigation for truthful posts that offended Muslims Islamic law forbids criticism of Islam, Quran, Muhammad. If they cannot be criticized in the US, we are in effect accepting Islamic law as overriding the freedom of speech. This would establish Muslims as a protected class and prevent honest discussion of how Islamic jihadists use the texts and teachings of Islam to justify violence and supremacism. What terrible spell is the West living under.? There is no blasphemy in a free society. And yet one Muslim complains, and an entire career is destroyed. A spokesman for the board said it was aware of concerns raised by a community member about public postings on a Facebook page under the name Ghada Sadaka. Sadaka is identified as a principal in the York board on the page. What terrible spell is the West living under.? There is no blasphemy in a free society. And yet one Muslim complains, and an entire career is destroyed. Apparently an Ontario, Canada school principal [Ghada Sadaka.] criticizing Muslims in Europe for not standing up against the violence done in the name of their religion, and expressing an opinion that burkas should be permitted in France when bikinis are permitted in Saudi Arabia, is enough to cause a public furor and calls for her termination. Islam and Islamic government are a unique threat to free speech and liberty. Freedom of speech is the foundation of a free society. Without it, a tyrant can wreak havoc unopposed, while his opponents are silenced. Putting up with being offended is essential in a pluralistic society in which people differ on basic truths. If a group will not bear being offended without resorting to violence, that group will rule unopposed while everyone else lives in fear, while other groups curtail their activities to appease the violent group. This results in the violent group being able to tyrannize the others. [Full] This is how close we are to allowing ... ALLOWING ... the nullification of our  First Amendment rights (what's left of them) in this country.  It is, IMO, the only issue of critcal importance facing voters in this year's presidential election. Shariah comes to the Supreme Court: Elena Kagan’s decisions Supreme Court Justice–Elena Kagan–is Pro Sharia Law!

Japanese fart scroll

art is everywhere

Priceless 170-year-old Japanese fart scroll digitized Full Deal Here.  All Panels HERE As the comedian Louis CK once expounded, you don’t have to be smart to laugh at farts. But you would have to be stupid not to. And he gives some fairly convincing reasons why the fart is the perfect joke: it comes out of your ass, it smells like poop because it’s been hanging out next to it all day long, and it announces itself with a toot noise when it comes out. Of course, Louis CK wasn’t the first to realize the inherent comedic effect of farts. And since today is National Pass Gas Day, I thought it would be appropriate to recall one of the most epic acts of flatulent artistry. Over 150 years ago a group of anonymous Japanese artists created a 34-ft long scroll titled He-Gassen (屁合戦), literally: “Fart Battle.” The scroll, which was created during the Edo Period (probably around 1846) in Japan, consists of roughly 15 different scenes depicting people directing their farts at other people or objects. There are people farting at each other. There are people farting through objects. There are people combating farts with fans. There are bags of farts being released. Trees and cats get blown away by farts. And the scroll culminates with a divine gust of flatulence knocking over a ceremony and causing complete and utter chaos. Horry Clap!  I thought I was being original.  Guess Not.

" ... rampant abuse of data."

"The MSM Rule of Inverse Electoral Correlation: The closer the presidential race gets, the louder the MSM declares that it’s over. " Tim Carney writes:  Election 2016 and the rampant abuse of data. Data are important to understanding everything in politics, from polling to policy. But data are also very easy to abuse and misuse. You can manipulate polls to make them say pretty much anything you want, such as that Hillary Clinton is leading Donald Trump in Texas or that 7 percent of Texans want a border wall with Oklahoma.  And then there is the dubious field of fact-checking, which is often politicized. "Our pollsters and our media have spent plenty of time and column inches this year engaged in this sort of inhumane torture"

Spell 'CAT' Amy ..

Amy Schumer: I’ll Move to Spain if Trump Wins Schumer questioned critics of Trump’s opponent Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, calling the people that “aren’t informed.”   “aren’t informed.” Too-too  precious. Another Hollywood asshat who thinks somebody cares what they do.  There was a brief moment when I thought Amy Schumer was funny.  That time has, long ago, passed.  The only thing keeping her at all relevant is—  ? Hell if I know.

This must be Detroit ....

What happens when you shut conservatives out of your governing body?  What will happen if the city of Detroit loses another 25 percent of their population? The City Council will change the city's nickname from Motown to left town. Now that the governor has  filed for chapter 9 bankruptcy for Detroit, he's working on a plan B. Unfortunately the "B" stands for bake sale. What's  the difference between a person from Detroit in a baby? A  baby will stop whining after a while. What's  the only thing that grows in Detroit? The crime rate. How do you know that the Detroit's finances are a complete mess? al Qaeda is trying to find a way to take credit for it. Why did the Detroiter think he saw a ghost on Halloween?  He saw a kid dressed up as a pension plan. What are McDonald's employees now asking customers in Detroit?  "Can you afford fries with that?" What is Trump's solution to Detroit's financial crisis?   Waterboarding  the City Council. How bad is the economy in Detroit?  A Motor City casino was turned into an Indian reservation. What do you call a couple hits from the crack pipe in Detroit? Lunchtime. How do you answer the door in Detroit? With the shotgun. What do you call an arsonist in Detroit? An "urban renewal specialist." What do you call a person with the job in Detroit? White. What's the difference between the mayor of Detroit in a prostitute?  The prostitute gives value for the money she takes. How do people in Detroit vote?  Early and often. How do you castrate a person from Detroit? Kick his sister in the mouth. What's the difference between a person from Detroit in a car?  One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is a fish. What do people from Detroit and a bottle of beer have in common? They're both empty from the neck up. How do you know you are in Detroit?  You pull up to a red light and roll up your windows. Did you hear about the power outage in the Detroit library?  Thirty  people were stuck on the escalator for three hours. What does the average student from Detroit get on his SAT?  Drool. How do you promote  safe-sex in Detroit?  Place  signs on the animals that kick. Why do Detroit retailers  sell so many button fly jeans in Detroit? Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away. What is the definition other Detroit virgin? An ugly 12-year-old who can outrun her brothers. What do tornadoes and people from Detroit have in common? They both end up in trailer parks. What happens when you shut conservatives out of your governing body?  Detroit. What's the first thing a Detroit girl does when she wakes up in the mornong? She  walks home. Why don't girls play hide-and-seek in Detroit? No one would look for them. What's the advantage of being married to a person from Detroit?  You  can park in handicapped zones. How do you know that Michael Jackson is not dead? He's still registered to vote in Detroit. Why is Detroit trying to keep their new stadium a secret from  the public? They're afraid the Tigers will find out where it is and try to play there.

I see this volcano ...

Obama Nominates  MuslimTo Be A Federal Judge. Another First The punishment for riding on the same bike as a boy

Like FDR appointing a Nisei  to the court in 1943,Wot? Just another stick in our eye.

Illegal Mosque, Blow It Up

Russian Police Discover Illegal Mosque, Then Blow It Up

Weekend with HILLY

The WaPost Begs; "Can we just stop talking about Hillary Clinton’s health now?" No.  Hell No.

Even the Gandy Man? Yes.

The Ugly Truth Of Leftist “Heroes” No Holds Barred

Never Use These 4 Words ...

Coal and Water Crimes

Different players; Same tune Obama seizes 582,578 square miles area off the coast of Hawaii Last Friday, President Obama ordered that well over half a million — 582,578 — square miles off the coast of Hawaii be seized as property for the federal government. Now a “national marine monument,” large swaths of the Hawaiian coast are off limits to commercial fishing. This is a huge blow to commercial fishermen in Hawaii, who are not happy that they will be barred from fishing in over 60 percent of the water off of the islands. The Associated Press talked to Edwin Ebiusi Jr. of the Western Pacific Regional Fishery Management Council, who said “Today is a sad day in the history of Hawaii’s fisheries and a negative blow to our local food security.” “Sean Martin, president of the Hawaii Longline Association, said his organization was disappointed Obama closed an area nearly the size of Alaska without a public process,” the AP reports. Martin’s point is on the money: When the president seizes huge tracts of land or water in the name of “public good,” the American people get no say and merely limited access to that land. [FULL] *Note: It's speculated that Obama's motivation here is to keep hidden his buried immigration records.  Just sayin'. Which brings to mind  "The Utah Coal Lockup: A trillion dollar Lippo payoff " perpetrated by our last criminal administration (which, btw, included one Hillary Rodham Clinton).  Ahem.

Never mind everything ...

FBI Releases Notes From Hillary Email Investigation The FBI interviewed Hillary for 3.5 hours on July 2 at its headquarters in DC. Three days later, Comey announced his shocking decision, despite listing all the ways Clinton and her aides were careless with classified materials on her private email server. For example, she had NO IDEA how to classify information. .. [FULL] Never mind.  At this point it's undeniable.  She's a liar.  She's incompetent. She has a brain implant that's keeping her alive and animated, just enough, to get her enough votes via early voting by e-mail ballots to wrap up a victory by the end of September,  at which point her campaign will announce that she is so pissed-off by negative campaigning that she has decided to remain in seclusion until her inauguration ( which will be be broadcast from her bunker because of threats by Donald Trump to strafe the event using his personal B-2 bomber).  Everyone knows this is true. Aside: I am in fact convinced that the "combine" are determined to disrupt this election by setting predicates (e.g.U.S. investigating potential covert Russian plan to disrupt November elections -WaPo)  for an election nullification.  Is it because I have zero faith in the integrity of our election process?  Damn tootin'.

Some 'son of a bitch'

Son of a bitch cancels meeting after being called 'son of a bitch' Hey There!

Pot Scrubbin'

You're Welcome

CNN's Brooke Baldwin's reaction ...

Nuclear Hammers? (Western Journo, via Small Dead Animals, via Tommy Lee Smith) CNN's Brooke Baldwin's reaction to news that Hillary used hammers to destroy cell phones is precious.  It's like watching clothes tumble in a washer-dryer window.

Media Thuggery

Thug Culture

Dr. Drew loses show after discussing Hillary’s health Dr. Drew Pinsky is so afraid of Hillary Clinton and her supporters, he won’t blame them for the cancellation of his show on HLN, the sister channel of CNN. “No, no, no. I just want them to go away!” he told one friend. “Dr. Drew” was canceled eight days after Pinsky discussed Clinton’s health on a radio show, saying he was “gravely concerned not just about her health, but her health care.” “CNN is so supportive of Clinton, network honchos acted like the Mafia when confronting Drew,” a source told me. “First, they demanded he retract his comments, but he wouldn’t.” What followed was a series of nasty phone calls and e-mails. “It was downright scary and creepy,” a source close to Pinsky said. But a spokeswoman for Pinsky said the show’s cancellation had been decided weeks before Pinsky’s comments, as part of a HLN revamp that includes the end of Nancy Grace’s show. RIGHT Should we be afraid Lucy?