10 Senate Candidates - Not 8

It's the top of the seventh— time to stretch click This ad, paid for by the American Conservatives Fund, is running on various websites, like Drudge.  For some reason they left Maine Republican Charles Summers out of the mix. The Maine seat is open because Vichy Republican Olympia Snowe is retiring, citing the Senate's "atmosphere of polarization."  Miss Snowe just wanted to be loved. That opened the door for former Gov. Angus King, who is running as an "independent." “ Mr. King stepped in and said he would run as an independent. But his record, and his announced intention of voting for President Obama, suggests a likely alliance with the Democrats. The nonpartisan Rothenberg Political Report now puts Maine in the “leans Democratic” column. (NYT) ” Ahem. Akin was likely left out because this group probably has a bit too much Vichy-GOP DNA, and are spooked because the media piled on him for an ill considered comment, not even close in importance to Obama's "57 States,"  or any of a hundred others  Akin was ahead of Democrat incumbent McCaskill, and the race is still up in the air. That's a potential flip of eight senate seats for us, and that's what President Romney will need to outlaw the Democrat Party.  Right?

Crap & Go

GREEN CLAP Clap & Go! “ The basis is a three-wheeled, 250cc trike, with a specially built toilet as the seat. It's important to note that the contraption does not (necessarily) run on the rider's (*ahem*) leavings. Rather, the vehicle runs on livestock waste, or waste water. The toilet-derived seat is just a rather blatant advertising device. [full] Reader dimitras sent the link, adding " it's you !"  Well, no;  it's Top Gear's invention. .       → ”

Biden's Chia Hair recovered

THIS JUST IN Secret Service recovers truck with Biden stuff in Detroit Meanwhile, in downtown Detroit, booty.

Victoria Jackson: Commie in the White House

Top Comments You know. . . this "act" really does LOOK like it was INTENTIONALLY and viscously sarcastic. I decided to look Victoria Jackson up on Wikipedia to find out and quell a nagging doubt. She is really SINCERE about this! So; I have to conclude that she wasn't ever ACTING during her "dumb blonde" routines in her Saturday Night Live Years. She has, somehow, mastered the art of self-parody. It is depressing that she expects anyone to take something this pathetic seriously. TurnipHammer 15 hours ago 10 If Obama is a Communist, Victoria Jackson is Oscar Wilde. wheelofmasks 16 hours ago 5 Dennis Miller must have been quite a shock to them.  If they've found out yet, that is.

Gotcher Tickets Here!

Ready When You Are Mr. President In a surprise move, President Obama delivered his acceptance speech at today's opening of the Democrat National Convention.   "I have a golf date in Maui on Thursday," he explained. “   Kidding aside, this is not that much of a stretch.  Brietbart is reporting that Dems may be planning to  Use Trick Photography to Fill Convention Hall.  Call it "The Empty Chair Convention." Rick Klein, Senior Washington Editor of ABC News, just tweeted out this photo of the stage the Democrat convention will be held on (posted above). As you can see, Klein's photo reveals the screens that will serve as the television backdrop behind whoever's speaking -- and it looks to me as though the Democrats intend to show an artificial sea of faces in order to make the convention hall look a whole lot more fuller than it might be. If you look closely, they have three tiers of adoring, enraptured Obama-worshippers at the ready should they need them. There's a lot of talk and concern amongst Democrats and their Media Palace Guards  that for his big acceptance speech Thursday night, President Obama might not be able to fill the Bank of America stadium. [Full] ”

Biden's Loses His U-Haul

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“	It was the end of a campaign, the end of a year of planning and hope. (Humphrey) [t]he first of the seven to be scratched from the list of candidates for the Presidency of the Untied States by the people of the hills. In the morning, when Hubert Humphrey woke, the Presidential image had evaporated.  Outside the Ruffner Hotel his parked bus had been given a ticket for illegal parking. [The Making of the President, 1960, Theodore White, pp 113-114] I was reminded of that forlorn end to Hubert's dreams by this: U-Haul with equipment for Biden event stolen in Detroit.   Still, Hubert was a victim of  Joe Kennedy Sr.'s contract with the Chicago Mafia to secure the West Virgina win for Jack. One of the most Liberal Democrats of his time, Humphrey would today be called  a conservative. I voted for him in 1968.  Joe Biden is a bumbling socialist clown.  An idiot clown. An evil clown.  THIS JUST IN- U-HAUL RECOVERED	”

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Republicans Imagine The Day After Obama's Reelection: A GOP Convention Survey I found this Huff&Puff article condescendingly grating, given the now inevitable massive rejection of Teh One at the polls in November.  Newt's answer, "That's a thought so terrible I can't contemplate it," comes closest to what most of us think.  It's what I would answer, because my real answer—that I would take my arsenal into the mountains and join the Wolverine's in ridding society of the pea-brained, mother fuc—whoa.  I almost said that out loud.

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-or shining our shoes, Bill?

Liberal Racism                              “ Bill Clinton on Obama: 'A Few Years Ago, This Guy Would Have Been Carrying Our Bags' Been racking my brain trying to figure out why this old news is suddenly new news? Because I read the quote long ago, and I'll bet so did many of you.  I figured that since the media are loathe to read any source material that might offend them, they simply missed it.  Now that Obama is about to go down, those  asshats are in a hurry to correct the history of their mal-content  .  But, lo!, I couldn't find the quote anywhere. But wait, after fiddling around a bit I found— Bubba Too? Bill Clinton on Obama: "A Few Years Ago & This Guy Would be Getting Us Coffee" Posted by Jim Hoft on Saturday, January 9, 2010, 11:09 PM Substantively the same, so most likely Slick Willy liked the smear so much he told it a lot, changing the punch from time to time.  I'll bet somewhere out there are people who heard him say, "A Few Years Ago & This Guy Would be Shining Our Shoes." ”

Toxic Culture

Must Eat Brains

Brave New Kitchen

TECHNO CHILLS                                Oven Man This is an interesting tale. MoSup's friend was telling her about her new kitchen, which included a Kitchen Aid oven. After a short while she noticed that the oven wasn't cooking properly.   A little further detective work reveled that the oven was lowering the temperature on its own.  She called the Kitchen Aid, and the repair guy came and tested it.  Yes, her oven was lowering the set temperature, and he would have to get back to her with a solution. A few days later a call on her phone messenger informed her the problem had been electronically  corrected by Kitchen Aid, and she should have no further problem.  And she didn't.  Save for the cold chill up her spine, knowing that an appliance manufacturer had somehow gained access into her kitchen,  by means she knew not. Brave New Kitchen.

How do you tell a communist?

Socialism is as Socialism Does “ Ronald Reagan taught us, "How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin." Lots more good stuff  Socialism is as Socialism Does How has Barack Obama transformed us? Into what is he transforming us? A look at his impressive *list of firsts as president of these United States points in the direction he is herding us: First President to have a Social Security number from a state where he has never lived First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States First President to violate the War Powers Act First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico First President to require that all Americans purchase a product from a third party as a condition of citizenship First President to spend a trillion dollars on shovel-ready jobs and then joke that shovel ready wasn't quite as shovel ready as he thought First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters First President to by-pass Congress and implement laws such as the Dream Act and Cap-n-Trade through executive fiat First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees First President to tell a CEO of a major corporation (GM) to resign First President to terminate America's ability to put a man in space First President to cancel the National Day of Prayer and to say that America is no longer a Christian nation First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present First President to send the families of fallen service members a form letter signed with an auto-pen First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it (DOMA) First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke-out on the reasons for their rate increases First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state it is allowed to locate a factory First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN) First President to actively try to bankrupt an American industry (coal) First President to fire an inspector general of Ameri-Corps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case First President to appoint 45 czars to his office First President to golf more than 100 separate times in his first three and a half years in office First President to hide his medical, educational and travel records (ahem- That would be Clinton) First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing nothing to earn it First President to go on multiple global "apology tours" and concurrent "insult our friends" tours First President to go on 16 lavish vacations, including date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends paid for by the taxpayer First President to have 22 personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense First President to publicly read from the Quran & tell us the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth First President to recite the Muslim call to prayer in perfect Arabic First President to tell the military men and women that they should pay for their own private insurance First President to side with a foreign nation over one of America's 50 states (Mexico vs. Arizona) ”

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Jabba the Bama

Rains wash away Mount Obama in Charlotte, N.C. FEET OF SAND   “ CHARLOTTE, N.C. — A torrential downpour that struck Charlotte Saturday afternoon damaged the Mount Rushmore-style sand sculpture bust of President Obama — an ominous beginning to what many fear is a plagued convention. Workers were trying Saturday afternoon to reform the base of the sculpture, built from sand brought in from Myrtle Beach, S.C., pounding and smoothing out the sand that had washed off the facade of the waist-up rendering of the chief executive. The sand sculpture was protected from above, and Mr. Obama's face didn't see too much damage. But the storm was so strong that its heavy winds blew the rain sideways, pelting the president's right side and leaving the sand pockmarked and completely erasing his right elbow. Democrats' choice of Charlotte has drawn criticism from unions who don't like North Carolina's labor laws, and the state seems to be tilting away from Democrats politically. The large Rushmore-style sculpture drew comparisons to Mr. Obama's 2008 convention in Denver, when he accepted his party's nomination on a stage that looked like a Greek temple. Read more: Rains wash away Mount Obama in Charlotte, N.C. - Washington Times I've always said Obama's presidency was more like a crime thriller than a real event.  Now it appears to be ending as a Mel Brooks parody.  BTW, the actual Obama sand "likeness" looks more like John McCain than the Poseur.  More Karma. ”

Blackened Ham Steak

Blackened Ham Steak w/ Sweet Potato Salad Several years ago I saw Chef Paul Prudhomme make blackened something, fish I think.  It soon became all the rage to blacken everything,  and I figured how hard can it be?  So I took some meat, rolled it in black pepper and baked it.  Needless to say it was quite  inedible, and that was the last of that.  A few weeks ago however,  I found this recipe in an old copy of  "Cuisine at Home." I made it. Blackened Ham Steak & Sweet Potato Salad Lb Sweet Potato, Peeled, Cut into 1/2 Cubes 1 Cup Fresh Pineapple, Diced (I used canned chunks) 2 TBS Chopped Fresh Parsley Cup Mayonnaise 2 TBS Plain Yogurt (I scooped the unmixed top off of peach Greek yogurt) 2 TBS Sugar 1 TSP Fresh Lime Juice TSP Vanilla Extract Salt & White Pepper to Taste 1 Center Cut Ham Steak (16-20 oz) BLACKENING SPICE: 2 TSP Brown Sugar 1 TSP Paprika TSP Cayenne 1 TSP Garlic Powder 1 TSP Black Pepper 1 TSP Dried Thyme Preheat grill to high. Boil sweet potatoes in a pot of salted water until tender, 5-7 minutes. Drain, then rinse under cold water until cool. Combine with pineapple and parsley. Whisk mayonnaise, yogurt, sugar, lime juice, and vanilla together in a dish. Season with salt & white pepper; toss with the potato mixture to coat. Combine blackening spices in a small bowl, then rub the mixture on both sides of the ham steak. Grill until the edges of the steak begin to curl; flip the steak and grill for 1-2 minutes longer. Serve with sweet potato salad.  I cannot tell you how good this is; MoSup flipped out.  The salad is an indispensable component, the necessary balance to the spicy ham.  Even better, it can all be made in less than 30 minutes, from notion to plate.  Make sure you have your grill or pan heated to 2000° F (very hot).  You're welcome

Penis Cancer

WHAT GUMMINT DOES          A FINE EXAMPLE OF SOCIALIZED MEDICINE “ Dear Sir: The results from the lab work confirm that the red ring around your penis was not cancer. It was lipstick. We apologize for the amputation. ”            Tim W

Dems can't give away Obama speech tickets

2012                                               “ Here's the rules: Since we're not selling tickets, you can't sell them either! If you sell your tickets to someone else, they will be deactivated. (precious) While all this is going on, Democrat Media Complex editors are preparing their latest "Obama Pulls Ahead f  Romney" poll result. ”

Obama Shunned

NEWS FROM THE FRONT Obama Speech to Troops Met with Silence “ It’s interesting what happens when everyone begins to realize that a tyrant is on his way out. There’s a sense permission to stop pretending that everything is okay. -Tammy Bruce Such was the disdain for draft evader Clinton that military officials disarmed troops before he visited.  Including those in combat zones. The "Clinton Stripe" picture has an intersting pedigree, ”

Hollow Earth?

Gary Larsen                                                                                  SCIENCE Today's Adventure in a A Hollow Earth    cuzzin ricky

Free Tuition!

Catharsis Canadian strip clubs recruit students w/offer of college tuition “ WINDSOR, Ontario, Aug. 29 (UPI) -- Two Canadian strip clubs have offered female college students tuition assistance in return for removing their clothes in public. This is why I make the big bucks.  I have in a swoop found here a thematic link to my two prior  posts.  Do not try this at home, I am a professional.   ”

5 things we know about Obama

“ [...] However, given that the President’s ideology did incline this way back then (even if it doesn’t anymore [yuck-yuck]), then one can see where the Obama campaign might want to avoid further scrutiny of Obama’s time in college, since it would bolster (however hardly unfairly) the narrative that the President is a dyed-in-the-wool Left wing radical. As Newsrealblog puts it:   The conferences in question were presented by the Democratic Socialists of America, self-described as the largest socialist organization in the country. Though there’s no specific mention or evidence of Obama attending any of these conferences, Kurtz has found Obama’s name on the organization’s conference mailing lists from that time frame. Kurtz also draws a conclusion that since the 1983 conference, timed with the anniversary of the death of Karl Marx, was practically a who’s-who of the American far Left, Obama would no doubt have been there.   At these conferences, Obama is certain to have had exposure to some scholars and philosophers who would influence his life in extremely consequential ways. The conferences featured speakers like Frances Fox Piven, whose strategy for collapsing capitalism made her a darling of the Left, and James Cone, who devised the notion of Black Liberation Theology.   The conferences also featured workshops like “Poverty In America,” “Social Issues,” “Black Theology and Marxist Thought,” “Race and Class in Marxism,” and “The Case For Transitional Reform.” (Yep, the conferences sure sound like a great way to spend time in New York.) Many of these workshops centered around the concepts of Alinskyite community organizing and working from within the system to push the political direction of the country toward the Left, to socialism. [Full]  A nice For-the-Record article from The Blaze.  It appears then that Wayne Allyn Root and friends never heard of Obama because they didn't spend time closeted in dens of Marxist  theorists  There is still mystery surrounding Obama's Columbia and Harvard years; principally,  who paid his tuition? And why? ”

Up-skilting

Ex-IBM Japan president questioned over upskirt filming Crime Aug. 31, 2012 - 06:51AM JST   “ TOKYO — A former president of IBM Japan has been questioned by police after allegedly filming up the skirt of an unsuspecting woman in a train station, local media reported Thursday. What's remarkable about this story is that "upskirting" is illegal in Japan.  That's like making it illegal to have cook-outs in the US. ”

Code Pink Vag

CODE PINK “                                                                                                      ” -blah-blah-blah. I subscribe to Code Pink's news letter because it's just so over- the-top bizarre.  But this—Vagina Protest!— is over, over-the-top. Vagina Protest?   I had my Impact-0-Meter set up in Tampa, and here's the recorded impact Code Pink had this week. Zero, if you don't count  new opinions formed by people who'd never seen anything like it before. They have to do it though, in order to keep the ANSWER and SOROS checks coming.  Only reason I can think of.  Vagina Protest!  Man, there ain't no flies on their watermelons.

Doper Web Building

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Mitt- I Will Defund the Left

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The headline, “ “Romney: I’d cut PBS, Obamacare, arts subsidies,” is running over a Romney interview with CBS Evening News anchor Scott Pelley. Asked for specific budget cuts, Romney listed “the subsidy for PBS, the subsidy for Amtrak, the subsidy for the National Endowment for the Arts” and “the subsidy for the National Endowment for the Humanities.” [Full wonderfullness] Okay. I'm beginning to want to have Mitt's baby. If he follows through,  he would  immediately  serve notice that he means business, unlike the prior 563 Republicans who promised the same thing.    ”

Today's WTF?

President Obama To Receive Honorary Green Beret, Induction Into Special Forces Association  Rendering meaningless any previous honorary Green Beret awards

There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser

"... there's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser"            “ Allowing the question of Obama's identity to slide easily into the night unanswered would be another admission that we the governed have no power over our governors.  An admission that the Alinsky gambit of ridiculing dissent  into silence is a legitimate tool in our national debate. Right Side News's The Mysterious Case of Obama’s Identity  is a thoughtful examination of where we're at, and how we got there (but not why).    [...] One involves the biggest unsolved mystery in American history: If Arpaio’s findings are correct, who did it? The other potential crisis, while linked to the first, is much more transparent. The U.S. Constitution lays out three criteria for president and vice president. Article II, Section 1, requires that the president be at least 35 years of age, have lived 14 years in the United States, and be a “natural-born” citizen. Jay: Man, we ain't got time for this cover-up bullshit! I don't know whether or not you've forgotten, but there's an Arquillian Battle Cruiser that's about to... Kay: There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IT! - -Men in Black The Constitution doesn’t define “natural born”, but according to common law at the time and, later, the 1875 U.S. Supreme Court case “Minor v. Happersett”, a “natural born” citizen is understood to be someone born in the U.S. to citizen parents (plural). “Minor” spelled out this definition and is thus the signal case. It is remarkable that in mid-2008, as Barack Obama was clinching the presidential nomination, references to the “Minor” case inexplicably disappeared from 25 related U.S. Supreme Court decisions archived at Justia.com, a leading legal search engine popular with journalists and legal bloggers. Coincidence? When attorney and blogger Leo Donofrio, whose Obama eligibility challenge went all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court in December 2008 (dismissed), discovered this apparent tampering in 2011, Justia called it a “programming error”. The blogosphere called it “Justiagate”. The media, of course, said nothing at all. [...] Full ”

Old Quote- Great Picture

Fat Chance Old quote, great picture. thoR~   “ The fact that we are here today to debate raising America's debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the US Government cannot pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government's reckless fiscal policies. Increasing America's debt weakens us domestically and internationally. Leadership means that, "the buck stops here.' Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better. ~ Senator Barack H. Obama, March 2006 P-U-N-K ”

Eastwood for Palin WTF?

Minus Palin, Convention’s TV Ratings Plunge Whoda Thunk it? “ GOP brainiacs instead thought that bringing in ... tell me you weren't a bit uncomfortable listening to Clint Eastwood last night.  WTF?  Nancy Reagan must have been doing her hair.  There is seemingly nobody in the GOP hierarchy who isn't there because nobody else will employ them.  On the plus side, we are running against Obama,  who is so horrible that they'll get away with it. Aside: My distrust of  the GOP is such that I see them hip deep in the reported "plot" to replace Boner with an unknown (outside Seattle)  Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers .  Why?  The Teaparty faction will be making just such a move to oust the terrible Boner with an actual conservative.  Cathy McMorris Rodgers is their parry.  ”