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Self Limiting Humor

Durham Bulls

Today's Durham County Cop Story

A  Durham cop made Remarks against Obama, and is now being probed.  Hopefully not by space aliens, of which I suspect Obama is one. This is Durham County, though.  Home to ex-Durham County DA Mike Nifong, and Duke University professors who tried, on Politically Correct grounds, to railroad the Duke Lacrosse players.  It did remind me of a story I just heard from someone local.  It seems a member of the White House Secret Service detail asked to be reassigned to another unit.  Because, he said, "If I'm going to take a bullet for a president, it has to be one I respect."  His request was denied, so he retired.  This Bud's for you nameless hero,

Steeled

Steele in Race to Be Chairman of the RNC

“ Hannity said he would support Steele's candidacy and asked Steele if he would stand for conservatives as Chairman. "I stand in the tradition of this party," Steele said. "I stand for the values we have fought for. The value of life, the value of the born and the unborn, the value of opportunity, the value of growth." "It's time to step up and I plan to be that leader to move us forward," Steele said. ” "I stand for the values we have fought for."   Oh-Oh.

WTF HAVE WE DONE!

Today's Dread

And when I say eliminate, I mean kill 25 million people.

Considering how horrendous was the WWII struggle against the Axis, imagine a result if we hadn't  been reading the enemies' e-mail the whole time?   If we don't crack the Japanese code in 1941, there is no victory at Midway. Admiral Yamamoto's plane is never shot down.  Had the Brits never cracked the Enigma code, and later the German Naval cipher, Montgomery gets his ass kicked in Africa. German submarine  warfare stops aid to Britain almost entirely, and on and on.  The war does not end in 1945 in this scenario. I shudder to think about it, because any future global war will go to the side with the best electronic intelligence encryption. Clinton responded to big  contributors like Bernard L Schwartz of Loral Space,  by allowing them to export technology to China.  Up until then, the ChiComs were third worlders trying to launch a rocket into space.  In 1996, a Long March 3B rocket carrying the Loral's Intelsat 708 satellite, and encrypted  software, crashed just after lift off from the Xichang launch center in the People’s Republic of China.  By the time American "baby-sitters" got to the wreck, the module had been removed.  All kinds of strange stuff followed. You take it from there. Now, we're about to give total access to our most vital secrets, to a man whom we know nothing about, really.   Except that his past is clouded in mystery, rife with radical associations, and he'll operate with a  ruling congress filled with people intent on "revolution."   Once talk radio is shut down, and it's already a fait accompli, according to Obama and his Politburo, what other means of resistance messaging exists?  The Internet?  Australia has come up with a solution to that threat which our Politburo will love. In case you think I'm over the top, and ruthless people who want a "new order" don't exist in our country, check the Larry Grathwohl video.  Here's the transcript. [''And when I say eliminate, I mean kill 25 million people.'']  I'm one of the 25 million. We engage in the "Just let them try it " conceit.  "I've got 5000 rounds of .45ammo  in the basement."  And what will that accomplish once you're declared "an enemy of the state?"  I don't have an answer, other than a twenty million-man march on Washington.  One thing's certain, we are in danger.  Well, a lot of us, anyway. That's why I don't sleep.  And if I can't, why should you?

Obama's Draft Card

Document Location Number Indicates Obama Selective Service Form was Created in 2008

WHY?

Debbie Schussel has laid hands on the actual Selective Service card of one Barrack Hussein Obama.  “ Did President-elect Barack Hussein Obama commit a federal crime in September of this year? Or did he never actually register and, instead, did friends of his in the Chicago federal records center, which maintains the official copy of his alleged Selective Service registration commit the crime for him? * Document Location Number Indicates Obama Selective Service Form was Created in 2008 First, there is the Document Location Number (DLN) on the form. In the upper right hand corner of the Selective Service form SSS Form 1, there is the standard Bates-stamped DLN, in this case "0897080632," which I've labeled as "A" on both the SSS Form and the computer printout document. On the form, it reflects a 2008 creation, but on the printout, an extra eight was added in front of the number to make it look like it is from 1980, when it was actually created in 2008. [More, More, More] ” Why would Obama falsify a draft card?  “ Obama releases falsified COLB Martin won a stunning victory Friday afternoon (October 31st) when the State of Hawaii backed his assertion that there was an original, "typewritten, 1961" birth certificate, called a "Certificate of Live Birth" or "COLB" in Hawaii, that no one has previously seen. Hawaii officials retrieved and examined the document after Martin filed a lawsuit seeking access to the historic 1961 original.  Obama has falsely claimed to have placed the "original" on the Internet.[Right Side News] ” Why would Obama falsify his Certificate of Live Birth? My old Drill Sargent had the answer: "You were sent here by the communists to fuck-up the United States Army, weren't you?!"

Chairman Mao TseLosi

Clysler

Hands Off Perosi

Epaminondas

Today's Foreboding

Epaminondas [Villagers with Torches] and I are the same person, almost. He's written 15 books in six languages; I've thought about writing a book 21 times (15+6 !).  He's an ex-Democrat; I once voted for a Democrat.  He's dashing, handsome, and virile.  And, we both had this very same thought. “ Something of historic proportions is happening. I can sense it because I know how it feels, smells, what it looks like, and how people react to it. Yes, a perfect storm may be brewing, but there is something happening within our country that has been evolving for about ten - fifteen years. The pace has dramatically quickened in the past two. ” Epaminondas  lists several concerns, all of which I too have groused about, only he better, then finishes with my voice. “ As a practical thinker, one not overly prone to emotional decisions, I have a choice: I can either believe what the objective pieces of evidence tell me (even if they make me cringe with disgust); I can believe what history is shouting to me from across the chasm of seven decades; or I can hope I am wrong by closing my eyes, having another latte, and ignoring what is transpiring around me. Some people scoff at me, others laugh, or think I am foolish, naive, or both. Perhaps I am. But I have never been afraid to look people in the eye and tell them exactly what I believe-and why I believe it. I pray I am wrong. I do not think I am. ” Exactly.  Thanks to MM for the tip.

David Shuster, MCNBC

This Just in David! McCain Admits He Fathered Palin Baby

Taliban Belly Laugh

Taliban urge world to block Afghan executions

Greatest display of chutzpah since democrats appointed Dodd and Franks to save the economy.

Execution Happy Taliban “ Afghanistan's Taliban, notorious for summary public executions, urged the United Nations on Thursday to press the Afghan government to stop executing prisoners on death row, citing concern about fair trials. Afghanistan resumed executions this week after a break of more than a year, with three Taliban sentenced for deadly attacks among nine people put to death in the past few days. Those executions followed a public outcry over rising crime. [Reuters] ”

Obama Lite

THE HIM WATERS DOWN SOME BEER People Stunned

Rat List

Right-Of-Center Bloggers Rats Rate

Right Wing News did his Right-Of-Center Bloggers Select Their Least Favorite People On The Right  for 2008. Hard to quibble much with the list, but I'll try.  Scott McClellan, Lincoln Chafee, and arguably Andrew Sullivan left the Republican Party before 2008, to join David Brock's  "I Just Wanna Be Loved By The NYT Club."  Who in hell considered Chafee one in the first place?   Every time one of these lists surfaces I ask why Ann Coulter was selected?  Since nobody has answered, I'll guess it's because, like me, she thinks  elected democrats are filthy c**suckers, and says it.  Unlike me, I've never seen Coulter proved wrong on a substantive statement.  Ever. The departing Rep. Chris Shays, and ratbastard Rep. Wayne Gilchrest replace Coulter and Michael Savage on my list. Which makes mine the winner. *manly blush* 25) "McCain Staffers" (5) 25) Mitch McConnell (5) 25) Hank Paulson (5) 24) Scott McClellan (6) 21) George Bush (7) 21) Lincoln Chafee (7) 21) Mitt Romney (7) 20) Olympia Snowe (8) 16) Ann Coulter (9) 16) Bill O'Reilly (9) 16) Andrew Sullivan (9) 16) George Will (9) 13) Christopher Buckley (10) 13) Kathleen Parker (10) 13) Michael Savage (10) 11) David Brooks (11) 11) Lindsay Graham (11) 10) Arnold Schwarzenegger (12) 7) Mike Huckabee (13) 7) Pat Buchanan (13) 7) Ron Paul (13) 6) Chuck Hagel (14) 5) Arlen Specter (15) 4) Colin Powell (17) 3) Peggy Noonan (18) 2) Ted Stevens (19) 1) John McCain (25)

Black Face

Jeeves and Wooster

Is that Ted Danson?

rockville

Bleats

Blah-Blah-Déjà-Blah

Remember the age of innocence when Rush Limbaugh  developed a Clinton Campaign Promise scorecard?   I received mine with a subscription to the Limbaugh Letter. The idea was that documenting broken promises would limit Slick to one term. What a hoot.  Some of you will remember this (H/T Sweetness and Light) Sound vaguely familiar? Heh. Did we get that tax cut?  Hell no.  What we did get was the biggest tax increase in American history.  And to rub salt in the wound, Clinton made it retroactive to Jan. 1, 1993.  Sixteen years later ... this. Al doesn't pay tax as it is Guess what?  “ Public seems willing to wait on tax cuts ” As Sarah Palin observed, "Isn't it nice to have a pet newspaper?"  Or, in Obama's case, pet media.  So this is how the next four years will be.  Obama's W.H. will confab with Obama's media over planned, unpopular whatever, and the media will precondition us to beg for it!  “ A new public opinion must be created privately and unobtrusively. The existing one is maintained by the press, by propaganda, by organization, and by financial and other influences which are at its disposal. The unnatural way of spreading ideas must be opposed by the natural one, which goes from man to man and relies solely on the truth of the thoughts and the hearer's receptiveness for new truth. Albert Schweitzer ”

Homily

Suppose Commies took over?

A Novel Idea

Need help with chapter two.

“ Moscow Trials? Been hearing unattributable talk that to deflect from Obama's inability to deliver on his promises, or do much of anything with the economy,  Democrats will divert attention the old fashioned way.  Moscow Trials.  The machinery is supposedly in motion to drag the entire Bush administration before congressional inquisitions.  If you think there's raw  feelings now between the Obama left and constitutional Americans, you ain't seen nothing yet.  It also looks like Democrats Dodd, Frank, et al, will escape scrutiny for their major role in the subprime disaster.  Sweet being a Democrat these days. eh wot? [October 6, 2008] ” It's about to become attributable.  This on Drudge. “ Democrats prepare to move forward with investigations of the Bush administration... Developing... ” Waxman, and some of the other Dem radicals  were promising this prior to the 2006 elections, but when it became a campaign issue Pelosi was forced to foreswear it.  By September 2, of this year however, Joe Biden was feeling his oats. “ Looking to the future but with one eye on the past, Biden also promised that an Obama-Biden government would go through Bush administration data with "a fine-toothed comb" and pursue criminal charges if necessary. "If there has been a basis upon which you can pursue someone for a criminal violation," he said, "they will be pursued, not out of vengeance, not out of retribution - out of the need to preserve the notion that no one, no one, no attorney general, no president, no one is above the law." [Biden Rips Bush Administration] ” Now I can't sleep. This Show Trial noise, coupled with today's announcement that Democrats want government ownership of auto makers [DEM PROPOSES FED STAKE IN BIG 3...] cuts it. What's it called when government owns the means of production?  I'm thinking we can work together on a novel.  My working title is "Nourishing A Really Big Tree." About a government that's overthrown by Marxist revolutionaries. Perhaps some of you have thoughts on  Chapter Two.  That's where an aroused citizenry takes things into their own hands.  Is it spontaneous, or is there some coordinated  planning?  How?  What about the military?  Stuff like that.  We're ever mindful, of course, that in real life the appropriate response is to complain to our congress person.  This is just like a Tom Clancy thing.

Obama House

Barack Obama inauguration tickets touted for $40,000

Plus Tax

Compean

Judge Shows Former Border Agent Compean No Mercy in New Sentencing for Shooting

Is this a great country, or what?

We ain't shovelin' shit in Louisiana

Today's Ideas

It may seem like we've been overrun, but wait! “ That people are so nervously watching and waiting to see if Barack Obama intends to stay true to his campaign rhetoric tells you two disturbing things. 1) No one is quite sure who our President-elect is. And 2), few are sure they even want him to be who he said he was. [Buyer’s Remorse Already?] ” And this ... “ So consider this, my fellows in arms: On Tuesday, the Left — armed with the most attractive, eloquent, young, hip, and charismatic candidate I have seen with my adult eyes, a candidate shielded by a media so overtly that it can never be such a shield again, who appeared after eight years of a historically unpopular President, in the midst of two undefended wars and at the time of the worst financial crisis since the Depression and whose praises were sung by every movie, television, and musical icon without pause or challenge for 20 months . . . who ran against the oldest nominee in the country’s history, against a campaign rent with internal disarray and determined not to attack in the one area where attack could have succeeded, and who was out-spent no less than seven-to-one in a cycle where not a single debate question was unfavorable to his opponent — that historic victory, that perfect storm of opportunity . . . Yielded a result of 53 percent. [Bill Whittle] ” Alright then, carry on. ...

Scripts

Today's Scripted Event?

Before being ordered by doctors to stop blogging - with what sounds like carpal syndrome - Texas Darlin' asked What did you think when you saw this?  Since every move, tactic, and dotted i of Obama's campaign was copied from others, mostly (ironically ) from Bill Clinton, I thought of Hillary allowing rumors of her being pregnant to circulate in 1994.  Of course, Obama is now being sold as JFK in  Camelot II, so a White House pregnancy (Michelle does look a bit tummied, wot?)would be on script.  They don't want to follow it too far A DOUBLE TRAGEDY though, do they?