Come again?

Merrily

Union Scum

Unions to spend $100M+ in 2010 campaign to save Dem majorities Wow, Barry's gonna be very pissed about that.  You know how he feels about special interest money skewing our election process.

Blumenthal du Jour

More Democrats being Democrats

Walter Olsen at  Overlawyered has a post about today's WSJ article “The other Blumenthal scandal.”  “ For more on some of the cases that have brought Blumenthal his reputation as a bully and grandstander, start here, here, and here. And William Saletan at Slate is out with the piece I wish I’d written comparing Blumenthal’s repeated misstatements on his service record with the sorts of misrepresentations for which he’s gone after marketers and other businesses over the years. ” Mr. Olsen ends with what interests me most about this "Winter Soldier" “ For some light on how Blumenthal happened to obtain a photo opportunity in a VFW hall to denounce his critics, check out this post by Ronald Winter. ” Human crap.

The Sestak Bribe

Democrats being Democrats

The Schultz Doctrine states that any ex-military officer who runs for office as a Democrat is ipso facto not fit to hold office. There are no known recent exceptions. Moving on now, to retired admiral Joe Sestak.  The video above is more damning evidence against the Administration, with Sestak the pawn who ain't talking because, well, the ipso facto thing.  You know -- Party trumps rectitude. This transcript via The Weekly Standard. “ White House press secretary Robert Gibbs was questioned closely and at length today about whether the White House would care to clear the air about Pennsylvania Democrat Joe Sestak's claim he was offered a federal job if he'd drop out of the race against Sen. Arlen Specter. Here is what Gibbs had to say:     I don’t have anything to add to what I said in March.     I don’t have anything to add today.     I don’t have anything to add to that.     I gave that answer in March, and I don’t have anything to add to that.     Jake, I don’t have anything to add to what I said in March.     I don’t have anything to add to what Jake asked me.     I will just refer you to what I said in March." ”

Pink Obama

Obama Uncovered

“ Soon after returning from Pakistan I made my first visit to New York City.  The CIA had covered my time with the Mujahadeen by giving me a Columbia University degree.  I thought it would be a lark to visit my "alma mater."  Ha! Here I am outside of a Manhattan restaurant.  I had to pee so bad, I thought my kidneys would burst.  When I asked if I could use the toilet, I was told, "sorry, but it's for customers only."  I ended up pissing my new Farah slacks, and vowed then and there to destroy America.  - "Obama's Secret Diary," p.275. ”

Rgar recently?

Illegal Mexikids

What's Not There?!?

“ Oh the horror of it all! Reported by the NY Times, right? Well, no. Reported by the Washington Post and the LA Times, right? Well, er, ah, no. But the Associated press picked it up and broadcast it to the world, right? Uh, well, no. Sissy Chrissie Matthews is feeling a vibration all the way up to his prostate gland, right? Well, not so's you'd notice, but then with that guy..Don't bother Googling for it because it's not there ...  ” Ro the Wonder Son

More than Messicans

Border Stuff You Didn't Know

Thanks to some Dick (Tailgunner?) Here also is a copy of the kids' recording of grampa as he watched C-Span.  They show it to their friends and think gramps doesn't know. Gramps knows. PS - I uploaded Part 2 twice, and still YouTube says it's not available, but you can watch it here. PPS- Son #1 chips in with these links. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldx8gZDwZWs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiiusBhzHaI

Commies Keep on Phuckin

Quoth the raven,

“ The recession we're emerging from was primarily caused by a lack of responsibility and accountability from Wall Street to Washington, Mr. Obama said ”

Graduation Day “ The Senate's newest member -- Sen. Scott Brown, Massachusetts Republican, who had promised to work with Democrats to enact legislation -- provided the critical final vote needed to break a Republican-led filibuster against passage of [Obama's regulatory blueprint for Wall Street]. Two other Northeast Republicans -- Sens. Olympia J. Snowe and Susan Collins of Maine -- already had voted for the legislation. ” Mindblowing.  A "financial reform" bill authored by Christopher Dodd?  And championed by a Marx brother? Thank you, ya RINO AINO bastids.

sigh

Schwing
(In the good way)

Ka-Ching!

Dale Petersen Parody

How do you top the greatest political ad ever?

Like this: Weekly Standard

Truth #26

Oh. we're so freaking sorry; it's our fault

Made to Order for Zero

“ Mr. Calderón praised President Obama's recent initiative to curb drug demand. But he also said there was a correlation between the increase in drug-related violence in Mexico and the lapsing of the assault weapons ban in the U.S. in 2004. Mexico has seized some 45,000 assault weapons under Mr. Calderón's watch, most of them smuggled from the U.S. "I respect the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution," Mr. Calderón said. "But the truth is that these weapons are not going into the hands of good Americans, [they] are going directly into the hands of criminals." Mexico's 'Eliot Ness' Seeks U.S. Help ” Clinton used The OKC bombing;  look for Obama to use the lawless Messican crime spree that's  our fault.

The Bad, The Good

TEXT

Extremes Gasp - I can breathe again

Obama jabs

ba da bing  ba da boom

“ The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. - Jay Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.- Conan O'Brien Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser.  - Leno Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.  The other is for housing prisoners.  - Letterman Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America ! - Jimmy Fallon Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. - Jimmy Kimmel Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. -Letterman America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.- Jay Leno ” Merrily

Owwy

Looking for a tarp with air filter & Glad™bag with clogs here boss

Ouch

JFC!

“ This is funny on so many levels/ Obama will greet you only after you acknowledge your citizenship status rejuoy ”

Dad and the kids

Duelists

shitmydadsays Shit My Kids Ruined "I didn't say you were ugly. I said your girlfriend is better looking than you, and standing next to her, you look ugly." "War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say "This is what happens when you screw a hooker, kid. Put this cream on your pecker." "Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." "Don't start a story with This is SO funny. Be like saying My dick's huge before you screw. Even if you're right you sound like an asshole."

I got cariied away by liars.

Seduced

Joe and Gene Show Redux

This morning I direct your attention to articles by the only group more confused about the Tea Party movement than the Republican Party; asshat liberals.  First, Joe Conason.  Of all the hacks who made a living defending President Bill Clinton's every fart and burp, Conason was among the most shameless.    He managed to go eight years without writing a single paragraph that could survive a rudimentary fact-check.  Here he is, toady, on Salon. “ How will Republicans, and in particular Washington's’s neoconservative Republicans, cope with libertarian-leaning Rand Paul as their party’s Senate nominee in Kentucky? Having denounced the son of Ron as a kooky isolationist only days ago, their responses to his victory have ranged from sugarcoating to stunned silence. Now they just want to hold that seat. ” Just fine Joe.  But, who are these neoconservative Republicans, Joe?  Mitch McConnell?   That's what the Tea-party is about you clod; America first, not a political party.  The only difference between today's elected Democrats and Republicans is not all Republicans are shameless liars.  And no Republican is a socialist, Marxist, Maoist, Obamunists, nor any other kind of  ideologue-ist.  Gah! If Conason had a peer when it came to apologizing for the Clintons, it was Gene Lyons, a co-author with Conason of The Hunting of the President: The 10 Year Campaign to Destroy Bill and Hillary Clinton.  Take it away Gene. “ One minor mystery of the Obama administration is whether the president has actually believed that the nation's most intractable problems could be solved by the wonder-working power of bipartisanship and the emollient balm of his personality. He wouldn't be the first politician whose ego convinced him he could sweet-talk his bitterest opponents. ” That's the lede from his Salon article, No, GOP, you can't have the car keys back;  your warning to have a vomit bag at the ready.   Salon, by the way,  is the interweb's version of HBO;  giving face time to Bill Maher types who are otherwise unemployable.  Lyons continues with a paean to the greatest job creationist since Michael Dukakis pulled off the "Massachusetts Miracle."     “ It's a fact. Should current growth persist, the U.S. economy will gain roughly 1.7 million jobs this year. From 2001 through 2008, the Bush economy generated about 1 million. ” Let's forget that the Administrations "job creation" numbers are rife with this sort of fraud “ Recovery.gov also shows 2,893.9 jobs created with $194,537,372 in stimulus funding in New Hampshire’s 00 congressional district. But, there is no such thing. ” Or that Moody's estimates that offering tax breaks to businesses that hire new employees,  creates jobs at a cost of ... $43,000 a pop!  Let's forget that George Bush inherited Bill Clinton's dot.com recession, and turned it around with tax cuts.  No, let's see if four years hence Obama's bone crushing taxes a-coming yield anywhere near a million net jobs created (and government jobs don't count).  Any bets?   Marcus  Aurelius Miller