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Stuff Overheard at the O Club

“  Deacon Blues  From Suze Ormon: "Former President George W. Bush is personally responsible for the current financial crisis and should give every penny of his family fortune to the American people as a result." badanov  Cool: So we can bill Clinton for the Dot Bomb fiasco and for Enron. Thing From Snowy Mountain  Can we bill the democratic party for the consequences of exporting the US oil patch to Saudi Arabia? Sherry  Had a nagging thread of thought in the back of my mind, about this 90% tax. Sure enough -- a quick google, and this popped up at the top: Sen. Obama, who has taught courses in constitutional law at the University of Chicago, has regularly referred to himself as "a constitutional law professor," most famously at a March 30, 2007, fundraiser when he said, "I was a constitutional law professor, which means unlike the current president I actually respect the Constitution." This same professor was on Jay Leno while "his" Congress was voting on what many constitutional law professors have stated, is un-constitutional. Only those at the receiving end of this law (the bonus folks) can take this to court, to get a judgment on its validity. And already, some of these folks have moved their families, have police protection, etc... From the Counterterrism Blog today, Mafia, Mexican cartels, and terrorists rely heavily on three of their most important tradecraft tools to maintain power: corruption, intimidation and violence — the ‘hallmarks of organized crime.’ If they can’t corrupt you, they will intimidate you; if that doesn’t work, they will turn to brutal violence. Would you sue if you were one of the bonus receivers? Mike N.  At what point is everyone going to admit that the financial crisis has moved beyond AIG and is now tied up with investor anxiety over the pending remake of the economy in President Zero's image? Not until his financial backers and the press say "Son, I am disappoint!" Psst - that may be rat now! [Anger and Panic At Goldman Sachs Over 90% Tax ] ”

Comic gators

I just swam in from the 'glades, and boy are my arms tired.

ba-da-bing

Shoot first

You can always apologize if you're wrong ...

Browsers as women ...

If browsers were women ...

Not my original. The .jpg version I found was washed out, so I redid it. Author unknown. “ Firefox If you meet Firefox, it's all you can think about. She just puts so much stuff in your memory! Even though she may drive you crazy, men find it hard to dump Firefox. It's not because of herself, it's more because of the stuff she gets from that huge bunch of admirers.  All those gadgets you can use anytime while dating her makes your life so much easier. Oh, if only other women were so open ... . ” Opera Slim, sexy and tough, she'll be just for you -- if you're into that kind of woman.  She's really good in the bedroom; you'll enjoy her performance. She wont let you inside though, so full satisfaction is not guaranteed. Safari She's a hottie.  You feel really cool being with her. However, there's something you may find frustrating about her - she brings her iFriends with her, without asking, when invited into your home.  Bitch. Chrome Extremely skinny, but very cool and friendly. However, when it comes to the bedroom, she's very inexperienced and has little to offer. Forget about Kama Sutra, missionary position is all you can expect. Internet Explorer For most, she's the first woman they tried. She's really easy, but can get you infected.

But ... you promised ...

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The Fourth Reich

Is this Was Obama the end of America?

yup

Read the article.  I'm going to reprint a comment made a few days ago by an Indiana mom: “ I have quite a bit on the subject [Obama's Citizenship]  in my research material. I have hesitated to blog on it anymore for 3 reasons. One, if a man of Alan Keyes credentials can be blown off on such a serious matter, what chance does a citizen blogger have? Two, I saw what Obama's goon squad can do to someone actively trying to put the truth about him out there. Cao (Cao's Blog) had a bunch of trolls posting all her personal info on the internet during the election because she supported Larry Sinclair. That included her name, address, SS# family members... it was incredible! She was even threatened by the scum. Three, the MSM not only pushed Obama to win the election, but kept the "dirt" silent as with his taped conversation with the terrorist /extremist that the LA Times sat on. They not only pushed Obama into the White House, they chose the conservative (Rhino) McCain to run against him to make sure he got in!!! Does anyone here know any conservative that was wanting McCain in the Primary???? How did THAT happen? I am stating this because I would love to seriously have some conversation on the subject. I hate to think that our wonderful country is now OWNED by an evil Socialist syndicate, but that's how I feel. # posted by Anonymous HoosierArmyMom : 12:26 PM EDT ” Lots of people are understanding the political dynamic ushered in with Obama --  threats and fear.  His "Get in their face" instruction to his :Blue Shirts."  Personal  attacks on plain citizens who get in his way.  Club carrying  thugs who patrol polling places on election day.  His private army of ACORN intimidators and vote fixers, rewarded with 2.1 Billion dollars of taxpayer money.   The disappearance of virtually all information about his past ... we don't even know what hospital he was born in.  We can't see admission documents from the schools he attended.  There's the $200,000,000 in campaign contributions from... who knows? And nobody in the media questions it. The man is vapor.  His every past associate - I said every, is either a Marxist, a terrorist, a crook, or all three.  No exceptions.  This is the first time in my life that my opposition to a political party has caused me to seriously anticipate personal attack by government agencies, and mid night attacks on me and mine by Obama goons.  It's FEAR.  You can call this what you will, I call it the overthrow of the United States government by a foreign national and his communist goons.  You damned well oughta be afraid. But not so afraid as to not fight back.

BYE-BYE TERPS?

SHOCKERS

NCAA HOOPS

At least he didn't call him a "Dirty Sanchez" For at least the next few hours the ACC will have three of its original seven teams left in the NCAA toonymunt. Clemson, Wake, Florida State, and Boston College were all upset in the first round.  That leaves Maryland, UNC and Duke.  I wouldn't bet my lunch money on Maryland beating Memphis today, they have way too many scholar athletes for the Terps (tallest guys 6'6) to contend with.  Here's Memphis forward Pierre Henderson-Niles Bluto Henderson  assessing the challenge. “ We really ain't talked too much about Maryland. We watched a little film on 'em one time, and I know they got a good player -- I don't know his name -- but he good or whatever, so we just going to try to do what we do and stop him. I ain't never seen them; I know they got one good player, Sanchez or something like that; whatever his name is. [WaPost] ” Actually, this is exactly the kind of game Gary Williams excels at - knocking off teams he's not supposed too, but this may be too much.  These dudes have won, what 27 games in a row?   Maybe we can outsmart them. In other news, lets commiserate with Alear -- his Buckeyes went down to ... some team I never heard of.  Merrily, on the other hand, saw her Cowboys eke out a win at the buzzer against Tennessee in what was the best game I watched yesterday.  If Inspector Hamilton was still around, he'd be weeping over the same game.   Chris in NC 's Michigan team won, but Spoons is prolly in a bit of a funk after his Illini flunked out.  Linda Sue's Miami ... oh, that's right.

The New Medicare

KEEPING IT REAL

Breaking The Botox Habit With Government Hashish

Unplugged

Our Crap President Sucks

Obama Ashamed Of Old Glory? Hides Flag For Message To Iran

Military "Gun Confiscation?"

Current Serving Special Forces Soldier Warns: “Gun confiscation being set up inside the military”

Barn Army Special Forces “ It’s about time that something like this has formed. I’m an E7 in the Army National Guard (Colorado, B co. 5/19th SFG) I’m an 18C and I’m getting the hell out of the Army. I’ve had enough. I ETS in October and I’m picking up my family and we’re moving to New Hampshire to join other defenders of the Republic in a place that is still one of the freest places in the nation. (I’m a member of the Free State Project.) I’m currently serving on OWT status at Ft. Bliss, TX. I wanted to share what is going on here. ” I can't tell you that this isn't an overreaction of some kind, but it doesn't matter.  What matters is this is entirely consistent with every move our ersatz President Obama has made thus far.  His stated plan to ban all semi-auto guns; taking used military brass off the public market; using the tax weapon to punish, ala carte; taking over private sector business; wall-to-wall lies; blah-blah-blah.  Obama and Congressional Democrats are Germany's National Socialists reborn. Let's pray that nobody is forced to do something unlawful in defense of kith, kin, and country. [Cao Girl continued]

Spazz Bowl

Today's Best Rollover in the World

Dyin' Here Boss

Plan B is a Go

Pre-Absolution

Honor Murtha? My Ass!

Guess what Murtha has been given by the Navy! What's Next?

“ The U.S. Navy awarded U.S. Rep. John Murtha, D-Pa., its Distinguished Public Service Award, triggering an Internet campaign to have Navy Secretary Donald C. Winter withdraw it. Murtha, who publicly accused U.S. Marines of cold-blooded murder in a firefight in Haditha, Iraq, and was caught on camera in the Abscam scandal appearing to negotiate a bribe, was honored by the Navy for his "selfless devotion to the Nation's Sailors and Marines." The award credits him with making sure the military services "were provided the resources necessary to effectively conduct the Global War on Terrorism." ” Since names for Navy ships are  chosen and announced by the Secretary of the Navy, be prepared for this schmuck's next beauty.

A Golden Plower

Hey, Nice Club

JMcD

From Starlet to Skank

Gwyneth Paltrow, Yesterday's Boner

Hollywooders and politicos who travel overseas and slam the United States are consigned to my personal ring in Hell.  So it is with Gwyneth Paltrow who, after seeing her career tank after moving to Britain - because she didn't want to raise her child in a country where Bush is  President -  began backtracking.  She is now revealed for what she is. Shocker: Gwyneth Paltrow is a Narcissist

Danny Bickell in a Pickle

Who is Danny Bickell?

The Supreme Court law clerk evidently behind the manipulation of Obama citizenship cases vying to be heard by the court is one Danny Bickell.  While Obama cultists are busy defending Obama on the charge that he is not a US citizen - not with evidence, any of which would end this brouhaha, but with calumny - are now defending Bickell ( Dedicated to Danny Bickell...Please know that you have many fans )?  "Many fans," for doing what? Any mention of him on Wikipedia is immediately scrubbed, the Obama camp's answer to everything.   Why? Remember that the nation's news magazine of record, Sixty-Minutes, managed to go nearly eight years before critically examining anything about Bill Clinton's term.  Only after he had been impeached did they do a CYA segment.  When they do one on Obama's citizenship case, it'll mean the poseur is already on his way to Elba.  Let's pray that's PDQ.

Obama bin Hitler, er Laden, er ...

failblog FAIL

This failblog.org outfit posted a video of John Ashcroft, the last even semi-capable AG the nation's had, flubbing the difference between Osama and Obama.  You Tube offers the opportunity to respond with a video of your own, and you know exactly which video I submitted, don't you?  That's right.  Ted Kennedy.  A  legend explained that  "Your video response will be posted after it has been approved by the video owner."  It was disapproved.  I can only guess that it diluted the message of approbation the blogger was trying to sell.   FAIL. (There are actually over 1500 comments to this post?  WTF?)

Yes, there's a difference

1000 Words

Save us from "The Him"

Prescient Posters from the Past

Nostradamus Series c.1915

NCAA TOURNEY

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In case you didn't know

ORLY TAITZ

CLERKS WITHHELD OBAMA CITIZENSHIP CASE FROM JUSTICES ? Originally posted 3/18/09

ORLY TAITZ was interviewed last night by Rollye James.  I know a number of you believe the Obama citizen eligibility quest is tilting at windmills, but you're wrong.  One of the problems is the lack of audible discussion about what this case is about.  It has nothing to do with your like or dislike of Obama.  It's about the integrity of our Constitution.  It is about undeniable truths about Obama's citizenship status, and the lies he's used to cover-up being revealed. Barack Obama is not now, nor ever was eligible to run for even the United States Senate seat he won in 2004, let alone the presidency.  That is a certainty at this point.  I broke  this interview into five parts, averaging about 7 minutes in length.  If you know nothing about this controversy, you'll be staggered.  If you think you know about this controversy, you'll still be staggered by allegations, supposedly verified by the Chief Justice, that a court clerk, or clerks, have tampered with the court dockets concerning various challenges to Obama's citizenship.  While we were wondering which Justice was voting against a full hearing, it appears the court was  unaware that a case was even in conference.  This is the biggest scandal in court history if true, and it almost certainly is.  This is Obama. 3 minute Intro to Rollye James interview with Attorney Orly Taitz, who represents several petitioners to the SCOTUS re Barack Obamam's Citizenship standing. This segement examines Barry Soretero/ Barack Obama's various identities, and several social security numbers. Examines Obama's mysterious cash flow, including an unaccounted for $200,000 million ... . Yes, it appears that Barry is also a crook. BLOCKBUSTER! Supreme Court Clerks have been removing court challenges from the docket - justices not aware they had gone to conference. BLOCKBUSTER II Supreme Court Clerks have been removing court challenges from the docket - justices not aware they had gone to conference.

Terps Beat Cal

Berkeley Commies Crushed!

White House Garden

Obamas Plan Vegetable Garden Of Filth

Heritage Series

“ Buy organic! It's 'healthy.'That hippie Obama family will set a fine example for America’s subsistence farmers by filling in a patch of dirt on the White House lawn with horse poop and bugs. Inside this hell-mound, they will grow warty vegetables for rabbits and worms to feast on before they are ripped half-rotten from the earth and land, unwashed, in an elite arugula salad. In conclusion, organic gardening is an offense against God. [Womkette] ”

Obama's Crooks

White House Rock

Since Obama's been allowed to use the White House, it's pretty much been turned into a half-way house for felons "who forgot," "made a mistake," or experienced a "youthful indescretions."  Add to this last catagory Vivek Kundra, the  newly named head of the newly coined position of Chief Technology Officer.  “ Obama's Thieving Geek Guilty of Bad Taste Could the White House at least vet candidates for fashion sense, if not their arrest records? Vivek Kundra, the scandal-drenched federal CIO, was arrested in 1996 for shoplifting four dress shirts. From J.C. Penney. At Business Insider, Eric Krangel wisecracks: Is there some backstory about how Vivek was dead broke and needed a dress shirt for a job interview? Because right now, we not only think Vivek is a petty thief, we think he's a petty thief with bad taste in clothes. ”

Schwarzenegger id dickless

Looking for Arnie?

“ Schwarzenegger to help Obama answer GOP critics (AP) Yahoo! News Made Popular:5 hours 44 min ago - AP - President Barack Obama is playing a bit of divide and conquer this week, pitting his Republican critics in Washington against GOP governors and mayors eager for the federal money that his hard-fought stimulus plan will bring. Next on the list of Republican notables to embrace the president is California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, who is to join Obama at a town hall meeting Thursday in Los… ” I don't know what party I belong to, but it certainly isn't any that Arnold Schwarzenegger, or any of the other twig eatin', tofu fartin', lily livered, Prius driving, America-hating, bleeding heart liberal, blinkered, Starbucks drinking, elitist, can't-we-all-just-get-along, granola eating, namby-pamby, Birkenstock wearing, tree hugging, long haired, pansy-assed, kumbaya-singing, Earth First, bed-wetting, patchouli wearing, dirty, smelly, dope smoking, bongo playing, arm pit haired women and feminized, armpit shaved men crying "Mother Earth is Gaia," tortured "artiste" types, Kennedy DNA bearing slugs* that he counsels with, so what is there to "divide?"  *With help from Vilmar

Obama Youth Funded

House Passes Volunteerism Bill Critics Call Pricey, Forced Service

A Great Tradition

It was bound to happen

Our Teleprompter President

Obama Scrapbook Fodder

A lot of people missed this teleprompter moment because, well, it didn't receive much coverage in the American media, and where it did, it was mischaracterized as Obama saving the day.  Oh, and there was that post St. Patrick's day hangover.  And then there are those who turn the news off the second his visage flashes across the screen.  Even if you did see it, I must have this for my electronic "Obama, dumbest man in America if anything happens to Biden" file. “ WASHINGTON -- Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen was just a few paragraphs into an address at a St. Patrick's Day celebration at the White House when he realized something sounded way too familiar. Turns out, he was repeating the speech President Barack Obama had just given. Cowen was set to speak twice at the White House on Tuesday night because there were two different parties going on at the executive mansion. No matter -- he would give the same speech to the two different audiences. But Cowen was 20 seconds into his second address when it dawned on him that he was giving word for word the speech that Obama had just read from the same teleprompter. Cowen stopped and looked back at the president to say, "That's your speech." Obama laughed and returned to the podium to offer what might have been Cowen's remarks. In doing so, President Obama thanked President Obama for inviting everyone over. [FOXNEWS] ”

Saint Kerry of Taxes

John Kerry is now a Saint....CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS ?

Sheesh

“ On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D. C., Senator John Kerry's  campaign manager visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral.   He told the Cardinal that John Kerry would be attending the next day's  sermon, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Kerry to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Kerry a saint.   The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the  man, and there are  issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Kerry's  views." Kerry's manager then said, "Look. I'll write a check here and  now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the  congregation you see Kerry as a saint."     The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the  money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon." As Kerry's  campaign manager promised, Senator Kerry appeared for the Sunday sermon and seated himself prominently at the edge of the main isle.   And, during the sermon, as promised, the Cardinal pointed out that  Senator Kerry was present.   Then the Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation -- "While  Senator Kerry's presence is probably an honor to some, he is not my  favorite person. Some of his views are contrary to those of  the church,  and he tends to flip-flop on many other views. John Kerry is a petty,  self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. John Kerry is  also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief.   John Kerry is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally  witnessed. He turned on his buddies in Vietnam .. He wrote a book and  portrayed himself in the best light when he was a traitor to his fellow   servicemen. He has lied about his military record and had the gall to  put himself in for a medal (including one that does not even exist).   He married for money and is using it to lie to the American people. He also has a reputation for shirking his senatorial obligations both here,  in Washington , and in Massachusetts .. He simply is not to be trusted."   The Cardinal completed his view of Kerry with,   "But, when compared to Senator Ted Kennedy, Senator Kerry is a saint." ” MoSup

Ron Silver, RIP

Silver Talks

In Remembrance

When I learned of actor Ron Silver's death, I figgered nobody else would remember Rush Limbaugh's story about him at Clinton's 1993 Inauguration. "When  Air Force jets flew overhead and Ron Silver was furious that the occasion would be marred by such a display of militarism. A Clinton aide reassured him, "Hey, those are our jets now - Meaning, liberals were now in control of the military."  That quote, by Vinnie the K ,on LGF, is one of about 12 million such remembrances I Googled up.   Serves me right for my hubris.  Ann Coulter celebrates him in her column this week, paying homage to his courage for abandoning his liberal Hollywood philosophy in favor of  truth.  But, maybe I'm the only one who brings you his finest performance, IMO, in the 1984 movie "Garbo Talks."

Golan Wine

A MAJOR AWARD!

Golan Heights Wine

Look what I just got from Federal Express!  Two bottles of wine from the Golan Heights, with a note from  Israeli prime minister designate Benjamin Netanyahu.  It reads: “ Linda said I should shlep this over to  to you.  Bibi. ” Wow, Thank you.  I am so honored.  This is a major award.

Up and Down

Fire Obama

"Rodge,  what in-your-face outrage has the Kenyan wetback posing as the US President  perped now?"

Remember how you used to spit on the piece of pie you wanted to keep your sister from eating?

Feds undercut civilian supply of ammunition Policy leaves manufacturers without brass for cartridges “ A recent government policy change has taken a bite out of the nation's already stressed ammunition supply, leaving arms dealers scrambling to find ammo for private gun owners. Georgia Arms is a company that for the last 15 years has been purchasing fired brass shell casings from the Department of Defense and private government surplus liquidators. The military collects the discarded casings from fired rounds, then sells them through liquidators to companies like Georgia Arms that remanufacture the casings into ammunition for the law enforcement and civilian gun owner communities. But earlier this month, Georgia Arms received a canceled order, informed by its supplier that the government now requires fired brass casings be mutilated, in other words, destroyed to a scrap metal state. The policy change, handed down from the Department of Defense through the Defense Logistics Agency, cuts a supply leg out from underneath ammunition manufacturers. [cont] ” Of course, with each passing day, these sort of actions increase demand for the product. And, While I do not recognize Obama as a lawful President, I do recognize he has the power to destroy me.  And you.

Flu Epidemic

Today's Health Tips

Two of them

This is my cell cam journal account of how I spent most of  yesterday.  In the ER with one of my kids.  And here's what I learned.  If you live in Virginia, or Maryland, where a certain flu virus is now epidemic, and cannot keep fluids down, this may very well be your only solution.  IV fluids and anti-nausea meds.  Don't screw with it, and let it get into your kidneys, or other organs.  You're welcome.  PS - all appears to be well, but the patient was admitted for stabilization because he waited for three days and was totally dehydrated.

Stupid is as stupid's flattened

mmmmm. Pancakes

Taxing Baldwin's Mentality

CLICK

Pat R

We've all been there

Courtesy, The Kenyan Wetback

Queens

Eyes Only