Make-up Magic

Barry Seal

Lesson Barry Seal; Missed the club; Kills your dog

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Nancy Pelosi, nee D'Alesandro

I remember

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Great Idea for Seattle Lenin Too! .......

The Karma Thing

Call Me Sahib

Maharajah Express You'd think a country that could so indulge itself would take out it's trash. I refer to Pakistan. Of course.

. Just call me Sahib

Hey, That looks like the Grizzley Man! .....

The global warming discussion caused me to share this photo of a baby seal— Tim

“ (May upset some) I meant GriZZley ”

The Moneylater

“ .Taxes, after all, are dues that we pay for the privileges of membership in an organized society. —Franklin D. Roosevelt ” Looks like something Robert Byrd would have done.

Cunnies-4-Commies

Obama Girl and Hillary Chick

“ .Remember Obama Girl? Watch this video for a reminder. Yeah, you remember her. Well, now that it's no longer cool to swoon over Obama, she wants you to know she was never that into him anyway. TheDC's Betsi Flores reports: "The singer of that video, it has emerged, almost landed on Team Hillary. ” I always liked the Hillary Chick better.  Here's my 2008 Videochop of Taryn Southern's HOT-4-HILL

Holder KNEW ...

Today's Top Pick

“ Attorney General Eric Holder knew about the Fast and Furious gun program as far back as July 2010, which may contradict his statements to Congress, new documents suggest. [...] The documents, leaked to CNN, CBS and other news organizations on Capitol Hill, indicate that Holder knew about the program well before he said he first became aware of it in testimony to Congress.. [Documents may contradict Holder] Mommy, what's a perp walk?

Announcement

.Some will have noted that my posting is down.  After a series of long negotiations (with MoSup's blessing, PayPal income  is way, way down)   with a very rich, but impotent and sterile arab sheik, I have been hired to procreate with up to 3500 of his 5000 concubines.  It's a tough job, but the money is good for male progeny (girls not so much).  I sleep a lot. Some of them are sort of plain looking.

Carbon Trading Murders

Mass Murder Committed to Game Kyoto ‘Credits’ Scheme This is what happens with the UN running things.

“ . “EU Carbon Trading Rocked By Mass Killings” “Armed Troops Burn Down Homes, Kill Children To Evict Ugandans In Name Of Global Warming” These two headlines from today’s Global Warming Policy Foundation update ought to finally shake some sense into any of the many US companies pushing for our involvement in the Kyoto debacle.  .... “Armed troops acting on behalf of a British carbon trading company backed by the World Bank burned houses to the ground and killed children to evict Ugandans from their homes in the name of seizing land to protect against ‘global warming,’ a shocking illustration of how the climate change con is a barbarian form of neo-colonialism. The evictions were ordered by New Forests Company, an outfit that seizes land in Africa to grow trees then sells the ‘carbon credits’ on to transnational corporations. The company is backed by the World Bank and HSBC. Its Board of Directors includes HSBC Managing Director Sajjad Sabur, as well as other former Goldman Sachs investment bankers… [Full indictment] This just cuts it.  Al Gore didn't invent this scam, but he did allow himself to be the spokesman and celebrity figurehead of the climate change scam.  Now he has blood on his hands.  ”    Skoonj

Times Wee-Wee Snark

The New York Times wees itself in public

“ The New York Times has just pissed its neuroscientific pants in public and is now running round the streets announcing the fact in an op-ed that could as easily been titled ‘Smell my wee!’ The piece is written by Martin Lindström, famous for writing the ‘neuromarketing’ best-seller Buyology, but infamous for not making any of his data or studies public. In fact, despite constantly mentioning the astounding conclusions from numerous brain imaging studies he was run, not one has appeared in the scientific literature. [Full] I don't have a clue what this is about, but I like the author's style (Ann Coulter without her savoir-faire  and benignancy?).  Anyway, it's a science thing, so I'll just pretend it's about global warming.  The Times hasn't printed a thing about AGW that passes scientific muster either.  I'll  file it under Carbon Offset Fun.

Making poop noises in public

A Public Dump

“ CNN’s Gloria Borger: “[House Budget Chairman Paul] Ryan became popular by pushing the unpopular, things like killing his colleague’s pork projects, or trying to revamp Social Security, and eventually change Medicare into a program of vouchers for private insurers....” New York Times columnist Paul Krugman: “To be a little melodramatic, the voucher would kill people, no question....The cuts in Medicare that he’s proposing, the replacement of Medicare by a voucher system, would in the end mean that tens of millions of older Americans would not be able to afford essential health care. So that counts as cruelty to me.” — From a profile of Ryan that aired on CNN’s Stories: Reporter, September 25. Audio Sorry, but Google will not translate sh*t to English ”

The answers are

“ Did they work for the Nazis? Or even worse, did they kill any birds while drilling for oil? the democrats have been after the koch brothers for a long time. More Dem propaganda to destroy Reps. George Soros is the one who needs to be investigated. The Koch brothers are mere pikers compared to the political clout exercised by Soros who is bankrolling all kinds of Dem organizations and whose “Secretary of State” project is intended to pave the way for widespread voter fraud. Wow, just wow. So after Obamas Cap-and-Trade fraud didn’t pass the smell test, Exelon and First Energy (who were supposed to be big beneficaries) have recieved the majority of the DOE’s recent spending. Does anyone else see this as a much bugger problem than the trumped up charges on the Koch Brothers? Funny — another commie DemoRAT effort to take your eye off of how Obama is going to be funded and by whom. Consider the source. I don’t see any proof behind the allegations, which are pretty serious (if the Feds want them to be) . Looks like the old “throw as much crap against the wall and see what stickes” method. Etc Etc Etc The Provocation is ” This is Richard Mellon Scaife déjà vu all over again.

Dogs do have better sense however ...

Dog Lovers Form PAC in San Francisco Of course they did

“ We expect the dog vote to be a game-changer," said Bruce Wolfe, president of DogPAC, which held a forum attended by several mayoral hopefuls Saturday. ” I don't want to be in the same club they're in anymore.

Nancy Pelosi Hot

I would seriously love to interview the person who did this the nancy pelosi hot Google.

Three Amigos Gunrunning

Today's Someone Else's Timely Photochop

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GOP's Checks Bounce

GOP's Checks Bounce Electability and the Republican Field

“ The anxious GOP Establishment, which has detested every conservative would-be Republican presidential nominee -- Ronald Reagan not excluded -- since 1952, is desperately trying to sell this argument right now.  On September 28, David Frum, who seems to have morphed from a conservative into a water-carrier for the Country Club set, wrote a spectacularly conclusory, banal, and unpersuasive piece arguing the Republican Establishment's default position, and even AT's Mercer Tyson joined in on October 1.  Don't believe any of it. If for no other reason, don't believe it because the same electability narrative -- less blatantly but with equal vigor -- is being peddled by the MSM, which has been carpet-bombing Rick Perry from 30,000 feet for some three weeks now.  Does any reader of this site believe that the MSM is trying to help the Republican Party avoid an electability mistake in choosing its nominee?  [FULL Wonderfulness] ” Spot-on observations by Jared E. Peterson (American Thinker), and worth reading.  This included list needs no explanation. 1976: Gerald Ford (moderate): Lost. 1980: Ronald Reagan (conservative): Won. 1984: Ronald Reagan (conservative): Won. 1988: George H. W. Bush (conservative, by the good fortune of association with Ronald Reagan): Won. 1992: George H. W. Bush (moderate, by the misfortune of having been himself for four years): Lost. 1996: Bob Dole (moderate): Lost. 2000: George W. Bush (conservative -- I'm talking perception): Won. 2004: George W. Bush (conservative -- see above comment): Won. 2008: John McCain (moderate): Lost.  Am I hallucinating, or is a pattern discernible?

Something WTF?

. I have no idea what this picture chronicles, but we can guess. Most obviously likely to me are— Wife swapping party host addresses complaints that some guests are cheating. Casting call for the leads in HBO series "Paul and Nancy Pelosi Empire" Senator elect Al Franken thanks voters whose mail-in ballots made the difference Medicare fraud suspect round-up Crash-test dummy school .......?

Obama Partners With Muslim Brotherhood

U.S. officials have met members of the Muslim Brotherhood's political party, a U.S. diplomat said, after Washington announced it would have direct contacts with Egypt's biggest Islamist group whose role has grown since U.S. ally Hosni Mubarak was ousted. U.S. met with Egypt Brotherhood: U.S. diplomat

Pllllt. All the evidence pointed to collusion between Obamanists and Islamo radicals from the get-go.  To put this in perspective, it would be like, say, President Roosevelt colluding with Joe Stalin to deliver all of eastern Europe to the Communists.  Oh.  Right.

EPA lies blah blah blah ........

The EPA Gets Caught in a Big Fat Lie I'm not real fond of the title because it infers that this is a first time thing for the EPA, an agency so destructive that perpetrator Richard Nixon's corpse should be disinterred and actually impeached for real. .  But I digress.

“ .The notion that the Environmental Protection Agency uses “science” to justify their regulations is false, just like most of the claims they issue on various aspects of the nation’s environment. Their favorite scam is to estimate the number of deaths they will prevent with some new draconian regulation. The EPA is the American equivalent of the Gestapo, a ruthless enforcement agency with a very Green agenda that is opposed to the use of many beneficial chemicals, every form of energy, and the right of people to be left alone. ” "The EPA is the American equivalent of the Gestapo ... ."  Let's not get carried away with the hyperbole. That would be the IRS. “ The big news—the kind even the mainstream media was unable to ignore—was that the EPA’s own inspector general has released a report accusing the agency of cutting corners regarding the “science” cited to justify its effort to declare CO2 a “pollutant.” Despite that assertion, File this under "Found Inconvenient and Wanting By the Democrat Media Complex"

Yes, I'm that pissed ...........

Concoction; Concrete Mixer;                                    Cop's Delight, Corkscrew; Corn;                           Corn Hole Rows; Couch Bombing;                                                      Country Blumpkin;Coyote ....                                                                                                                                           These are very NSFM (Not Safe For Your Mind)

“ Uttering expletives when you hurt yourself is a sensible policy, according to scientists who have shown swearing can help reduce pain. A study by Keele University researchers found volunteers who cursed at will could endure pain nearly 50% longer than civil-tongued peers. [Etc] I saw parts of this last night, and it applied to women and men equally.  At the time I was already cursing over news [Plan moves Broadneck, SP into PG congressional district] that we were being yanked out of one of just two Republican  congressional districts' “ Instead, the Broadneck Peninsula and the area around Severna Park would be moved out of the 1st District and made part of the Democrat-heavy 4th District. This district is mostly in Prince George's County and is now represented by  U.S. Rep. Donna Edwards, a Democrat and a Fort Washington resident. ” I cannot describe the pain I felt over this.  My ordinary litany of profanity didn't come close to making this bearable, so I turned to the most disgusting list of filth I know and started to memorize them.  Sigh.  Only gave me a boner. Bastids. ”

Teddy II

Elisabeth Robert, former CEO of Vermont Teddy Bear, will deny Teddy lost repect for her in the morning.

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DU? Say again?

A Progressive from Democratic Underground Yes ... Democratic Underground

“ .There has been an incredible amount of heat with little light regarding the issue of racism, prejudice and bias. For some DUers, any suggestion that some white progressives are holding President Obama to a higher standard than they would a white President is tantamount to calling them a racist, something that is deeply and genuinely offensive to them. On the other hand, some DUers have been trying to explain that:  pointing out that some progressives are holding the President to a higher standard is not the same as accusing all progressives of doing so;  prejudice and bias is NOT the equivalent of racism; and  even the most well-meaning people can be biased and prejudiced, even if they don't hate blacks or wish to see us fail. First, let's define our terms. Prejudice is the act of prejudging someone based on assumptions made because of their race. Such assumptions can be negative or positive - e.g., assuming a black person is poor or more prone to crime vs. assuming a black man is a better athlete or assuming that a black President will be more progressive solely because he is black. Decisions based on prejudice are made all of the time by even well-meaning people. Prejudice does not necessarily include the assumption of racial superiority or inferiority. Racism, on the other hand, is a specific kind of prejudice - a belief in the inherent inferiority of another race, coupled with the power and desire to subjugate or otherwise negatively impact others as a result. [An observation about racism, prejudice and bias continued] ” Is this racism?  Or just a black thug doing thug things?  I have for a long time moseyed over to democraticunderground.com when I wanted a nice idiotic quote, and was seldom if ever sidetracked by cogent observation from this lot.  Of late however,  I've noted that there are some (I said some)  pretty thoughtful folks over there, as opposed to, say,at Moveon.org which is a flat  loony-bin.  The author "Empowerer" (a black man) here shows savvy about race that even a lot of conservative bloggers I know could learn from.  And while I'm giving credit where credit is due, Tony Romo is a very good quarterback,

Gag Me - Mitt ..............

Today's Gag Prediction:  Mitt Romney will be the nominee

“ Because It is written REMEMBER? ”

Maryland? Don't make me cry. .

Huh?

“ Next month, the Illinois House could revisit House Bill 148, seeking to bring the state in line with all 49 others with a law giving citizens some form of concealed possession of a handgun. [Legislators prepare for potential concealed carry vote] ” I just checked my mail box for news that Maryland residents could get a carry permit.  Nothing there.

Obama and Lady Gaga ........

Filed Under: What could I possibly add to this? Obama Announces 'Bilateral Talks' With Lady Gaga on Gays

Boo F'n Hoo- Clinton not getting enough "credit"

What?  Impeachment wasn't enough? I WANT MORE CREDIT...

After signing the welfare bill (1996 Personal Responsibility and Work Opportunity Reconciliation Act) Clinton almost immediately boarded the campaign train which would take him to the Democrat National Convention.    He promised from the train's platform at various stops,  that if reelected he would revoke this onerous welfare bill. “ .“I go crazy every time I read the conventional wisdom,” he said Friday night at his presidential library in Little Rock, Ark. “So part of the Republican narrative is that I was ‘saved’ from myself by the election of the Republican Congress [in 1994] that ‘forced me’ to do welfare reform and ‘made the balanced budget possible.’” Clinton said reporters and commentators “keep saying this, overlooking all relevant facts.”  At the federal level, he said 43 states received federal waivers to implement welfare reform before the GOP-controlled House passed the final bill. “And yet I kept reading how this was ‘a Republican idea,’ just because President Reagan had a good story about a welfare queen and a Cadillac who didn’t exist,” Clinton said. [Clinton sick and tirered of not getting the credit he deserves] ” The Clinton economy was in fact moribund until the newly elected Republican congressional majority enacted several tax cutting bills, look it up.  Here's a rough time line of "his welfare reform" performance. Promised during the 1992 campaign  to "end welfare as we know it." Takes office in Jan 1993 Never mentions welfare reform. Republicans take control of congress in 1995 Clinton  vetoes two similar welfare reform bills Adviser Dick Morris advises him to sign the third one Immediately vows to roll it back. Here's something I found very interesting.  Scan this 1996 AP article  Provisions of the 1996 Welfare Bill.   How many of the provisions are observed today?  What happened?

Best non-sexual sensations

best non-sexual sensations

“ .An intriguing conversation has opened on Reddit.com's question section; AskReddit: "What is the best non-sexual sensation ever?" So far the top responses are: The feeling when you first wake up but don't have to get out of bed yet. When you're congested as fuck and then suddenly your nostrils open up. Crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me and hearing the lamentations of their women. A description that's way too accurate for this time of the morning and that "vacated bowels" feeling you get after. Getting my hair shampooed at a salon.  Getting goosebumps from music.  Taking my bra off when I get home from work. When you finally get rid of that thing stuck in your teeth.  Dipping your hand into a deep bag of uncooked rice/ Dangling a cool metal chain over your hand and slowly lowering it down so it collects in your palm. ” Here's my additional 14 of about 50,000 The cigarette after sex The smell of a new car The smell of ozone after a thunder storm Bush beating Gore Bush beating Kerry Family on  Christmas Eve Eating a three pound lobster Looking at beautiful things Watching my kids/grand-kids do something well Hearing a truly great joke Watching a truly great movie Watching BBC's Top Gear The smell of gun cleaning fluids Seeing this picture

Pork Chop Sammiches .....

WJZ Baltimore This Just In ...

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Geroge What's-his-name ?..... .

RE LEGACY

Unplugged

sic him Junior ... ...

cock and dog fighting may be illegal, but ...

“ ” Michael Vick - Call Home!

Sheriff - Holder Accomplices to Murder.......

Arizona Sheriff Implicates ATF, Eric Holder and Obama Justice Department as Accomplices to Murder

“ Arizona Sheriff Paul Babeu doubled down last night on CNN. The sheriff implicated the ATF, Eric Holder and the Obama Justice Department as accomplices to murder involving weapons used in Operation Fast and Furious. (Gateway Pundit) ”

Obama Flied Chicken ... .

Two Stereotypes in One Fun

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Alabama immigration law upheld

Key parts of Alabama immigration law upheld

“ A federal judge on Wednesday said Alabama law enforcement officers can try to check the immigration status of those they suspect are in the country illegally...  the toughest in the country. U.S. District Judge Sharon Lovelace Blackburn (President George H.W. Bush) said Alabama is allowed to tread anywhere that federal law doesn’t explicitly prohibit states from acting, which means the state can enact its own penalties for immigrants who fail to carry their registration papers, and can enable its state and local police to check immigration status. ” Finally, a judge who appears to have read and understood the 9th and 10th Amendments.  Almost.  This is what I find oddly at odds with her thinking. "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people." So what happened here? “ But the judge did block four parts of Alabama’s law that she said go beyond what federal law allows: One provision created a civil action against employers who hired illegal immigrants over legal workers; another banned illegal immigrants from applying for a job; one made it a crime to harbor an illegal immigrant; and the other prohibited businesses from claiming tax deductions on wages paid to illegal immigrants. ” How could Judge Lovelace Blackburn apply the 10th Amendment so haphazardly?  I'm not a federal judge, and that's unfortunate.  I will then direct you the the Federalist Blog's treatment of this very issue (The US Constitution Only Delegates the Power Over Immigration or Asylum to the States)  “ Unlike the Federal Government, State governments claim broad general powers, and therefore, the question is never whether a power is granted for a State to exercise, but whether the power has been explicitly withheld from the State. The Federal Government was given specific national sovereignty over such things as war, peace, treaties (within the sphere of powers delegated), print money, define and punish piracies and felonies on the high Seas, make uniform rules of naturalization for foreigners who migrated to some State per State law, etc. Judge, the ball is in your court.  Explain yourself, please.

Gunz R Good!

Media Silence Is Deafening About Important Gun News Murder and violent crime rates were supposed to soar after the Supreme Court struck down gun control laws in Chicago and Washington, D.C.

“ Murder and violent crime rates were supposed to soar after the Supreme Court struck down gun control laws in Chicago and Washington, D.C.  Politicians predicted disaster. "More handguns in the District of Columbia will only lead to more handgun violence," Washington’s Mayor Adrian Fenty warned the day the court made its decision.  Chicago’s Mayor Daley predicted that we would "go back to the Old West, you have a gun and I have a gun and we'll settle it in the streets . . . ."  The New York Times even editorialized this month about the Supreme Court's "unwise" decision that there is a right for people "to keep guns in the home."  Full Story - This of course is what readers of TASS and IZVESTIA were subjected to.  Ahem. ”

Thug Logo

Obama's new New Logo

Well Ex-q-zzzz Me

Meet Matt Damon ..

What I was saying Not secession, but expulsion from our union ....

Received via e-mail “ September 30, 2011 Dear Friend, From the beginning, CODEPINK has highlighted the horrific cost of war on women and reminded leaders that women are essential to peace talks and post-conflict resolution world wide. We are thrilled that PBS is launching a groundbreaking five part series, Women, War & Peace, the most comprehensive global media initiative ever mounted on the roles of women in war and peace. Airing on Tuesdays, beginning October 11, Women, War & Peace features narrators Matt Damon, Tilda Swinton, Geena Davis and Alfre Woodard, and offers an excellent opportunity for us to engage our larger community in our work to Create, Not Hate. Can you host or attend a viewing party for this important and powerful series? This kind of programming becomes even more meaningful when you can watch and discuss it with other people. CODEPINK is continuing our own global dialogues on Women, War & Peace as the ignominious tenth anniversary of the Afghan War approaches. We discussed the havoc wreaked on Iraq with Dr. Rashad Zaydan, our friend from Iraqi Knowledge for Women Society. We're discussing the situation in Afghanistan with Afghan Women's Mission and international human rights lawyer Tzili Mor. And we remain in the streets - in Liberty Plaza near Wall Street, in Los Angeles outside Obama fundraisers, in San Francisco as part of the Moving Planet rally and across the country. This is not the "Peaceful" pictuere that was attached.  It is real however. ....    it's time for American citizens to separate themselves from these new Amerikans, with whom we share no values, no sense of history, and increasingly no common language.  Not secession, but expulsion from our union of certain problem areas ...