FUNWEB VIRUS II

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MFCKPMFC! VIRUS II

I decided to check for the "FUNWEB" virus on my portable BU/Drive.  JFC! Good thing. “ ”

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TORA TORA TORA

MFCKPMFC! VIRUS

“ ” I came within a c-hair of wiping the disk and reinstalling.  Where did it come from?  I don't know.  I did an AVAST scan and it found something like 59 files of a FUN-something virus.  I deleted, but it was still there.  I ran Avast's start up scan (took an hour+.  Found a bunch of stuff and told me they were deleted.  No they were not.  Here's my question.  Since I have used AVAST for the past several years, how the hell did this stuff get in?  Anyway, eventually the virus took over AVAST, and even WIDOWS SAFE MODE!  I used my notebook and found this free deal.  You have to install it on a thumb drive because the virus won't let you access you disk (or the Internet).  It worked after three tries.  Then Windows had to reconstruct the Startup files, but here I am.  Let's not speak of this again.  Except, if I knew the identity of who is behind this I would h ... .  Truth be known, I think it was Obama. http://www.superantispyware.com/portablescanner.html

Touch screen biology ... .

SCIENCE  Diagnose yourself by spitting on your touchscreen Will new technology also get you pregnant— or give you a std?

“ Sure, you could collect a saliva sample and send it off to a lab for analysis, easy enough. But what if you could just spit on your screen, and then have your phone or tablet do all the lab work? Byoung Yeon Won and Hyun Gyu Park from Korea Advanced Institute for Science and Technology suggest that all you need to do is press a tiny droplet of the sample against a phone’s touchscreen, and then an app would figure out whether you have food poisoning, strep throat, or the flu, for example. New Scientist reports. ” I know what you're saying.  "But Rodge, will my partner be satisfied? " The answer is yes.  Yes she will.  Think about the benefits.  No theater tickets, no expensive dinners.  Hell, no shower or shaving necessary. Sure, the preggers and std thing are problematical; that's why I'm rushing into production with a touch screen condomYou're welcome.

Inspector Detector FLY maggots

Inspector Detector  FLY Maggots

Want a bigger size?  What's that?  You're not Inspector Columbo and need the answer key?

Happy Hippo ...

He's Big, He's Loud, He's In-Your-Face!

“ ”    cuzzin ricky

Hymn. Hymn .... F,,,

Obama: "I Would Put Our Legislative and Foreign Policy Accomplishments In Our First Two Years Against Any President -- With the Possible Exceptions Of.....

“ -- With the Possible Exceptions Of.....  Oh, I dunno, let's say .... . George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, James Monroe , John Quincy Adams , Andrew Jackson, Martin Van Buren, William Henry Harrison , John Tyler , James K. Polk , Zachary Taylor , Millard Fillmore , Franklin Pierce , James Buchanan , Abraham Lincoln ,  Andrew Johnson , Ulysses S. Grant , Rutherford B. Hayes , James A. Garfield , Chester Arthur, Grover Cleveland , Benjamin Harrison, Grover Cleveland , William McKinley , Theodore Roosevelt , William Howard Taft ,Woodrow Wilson , Warren G. Harding , Calvin Coolidge , Herbert Hoover , Franklin D. Roosevelt , Harry S Truman, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson , Richard Nixon , Gerald Ford , Ronald Reagan , George Bush , Bill Clinton , or George W. Bush ”

The Browns on Ice

BEAT MY CAPTION!                           The judges held their           collective breaths, hoping the           Browns would not take that            next step.                They did, It was messy. Win fame

That Snow Kiss ,,,

CHRISTMAS Get the Spirit and Forget F'n Obama for Awhile 12 days until Christmas

Squint your eyes and it works ...

Michelle's Record!

Obama Drones Away ....

Claim: Obama Gave US Drone to Iranians

“ Despite repeated warnings from the Pentagon, Barack Obama rejected three plans to recover or destroy the US drone that was intercepted over Iranian territory. [Gateway Pundit +Video] Do I believe Obama would do such a thing?  Yes. .

SchoolsToy Gun Ban Leads To Mayhem!

Gun Butts & Pieces 2 US kids use toy gun in sticky-ups Police in the US say two children used a toy gun to rob their classmates of candy and chips.

“ Police on Friday were seeking the suspects, ages 10 and 8. The five victims were walking home earlier this week when one of  the boys pulled the plastic gun, The Macomb Daily newspaper in Michigan reported. “I can honestly say I cannot ever remember anything like this happening with such young suspects,” Warren Detective Lt. Dan Beck said. “At least one of the victims told our officers he believed the gun was real.”    Beck said the two young suspects could be charged with armed robbery because one of the children thought the gun was real [Full] One more example of misguided liberel policies leading to heartbreak and property loss.  I am not exaggerating - and you will back me up if you're older than 80 - if some school yard billie stuck a toy gun in my face, I would have— Recognized it as a toy gun Pulled my Fanner 50 and capped his ass! What a fricken travesty! ”

Inspector Detector Beatles

Inspector Detector  The Beatles

The WaPost used to, and maybe still does, have a picture quiz in its Sunday magazine section.  I've had in mind for some years to rip it off on the blog, and now I have.  The top picture is an original photograph of the Beatles (very early on from the look of it).  In the roll-over I've made 11 alterations.  Can yo find them? Unlike the WaPost, I won't make you wait a week for the answers.  Did anyone find all eleven? Find 11 Alterations

In-your-face Islamos

ISLAMO FASCISTS  Backlash for Lowe's as ads pulled from Muslim show Dem Senator considers legislative action

“ Lowe's Home Improvement has found itself facing a backlash after the retail giant pulled ads from a reality show about American Muslims. The retail giant stopped advertising on TLC's "All-American Muslim" after a conservative group known as the Florida Family Association complained, saying the program was "propaganda that riskily hides the Islamic agenda's clear and present danger to American liberties and traditional values." Calling the Lowe's decision "un-American" and "naked religious bigotry," Sen. Ted Lieu, D-Torrance, told The Associated Press he would also consider legislative action if Lowe's doesn't apologize to Muslims and reinstate its ads [Full] ” I haven't watched the show for various reasons, chief among which  is this trailer that was aired blah-blah-blah before the premier. → [waiting]  How's that for retro NOW style, in-your-faceness? There's also these Three Things About Islam.

WTF? WTF? WTF?

Three Things I Cannot For The Life Of Me Understand

“ This, This, and This ”

tebow

tebow

I can't explain why, but after watching the Tim Tebow led Bronco's win the game against the Bears yesterday, a game they trailed 10-0  with 2:08 left, and with no time-outs left, something he has done what?  the last four weeks in a row?—  I feel optimistic.  About what?  I don't know.  Just optimistic.  Tebow does that.

Christmas Spiriting ...

CHRISTMAS Catch the Spirit

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Su Peso Mi Peso

Su Peso Mi Peso

“ Coming up next hour on tonight's 60 Minutes, another  interview with the Poseur.   Steve Kroft points out that in his speech in Kansas, he mentioned "income inequality," a phrase that suggests a need to redistribute wealth. The president quickly responded that "he's just attempting to deliver the 'American Deal' of a strong middle class "where everybody is able to do their part and everybody's able to succeed." Of course had this been Bush or Palin,  Kroft might not have danced so gingerly about, and chosen from a plethora of clips to bury the sumbitch. ”

Cincy-Zavier Brawl

Depends on your definition of "is", I mean"lie,"  "thug" Is

"We're grown men over here,'' Holloway explained. "We got a whole bunch of gangsters in the locker room. Not thugs, but tough guys on the court.''

Beat My Caption!

BEAT MY CAPTION! Jerry! You left your plane ticket! Honey, bring up my inhaler  will you?          i-right-i Win fame

"BLAH BLAH BAH" - Obama

Blah-blah-bah

“ Obama rejected Friday the latest proposal from Republicans in Congress on a payroll tax cut, saying its costs needed to be offset in a balanced away and not with budget cuts exempting the rich.[AHEM] We are open to looking at other ways to pay for this, but they have to be economically responsible and fair. [News Max] "President Obama will begin a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are confusion, delusion, and desperation. "  —Jay Leno The Republican plan paid for it with an extension of a pay freeze for federal workers, changes to civilian federal retiree benefits and other reforms, including gradual increases in Medicare health premiums for the elderly and a clampdown on assistance to illegal immigrants.  ”

Jigglr Bells .. Ho Ho Ho

CHRISTMAS Jiggle Bells putting you in the Christmas spirit

“ I've been humming that all morning and MoSup is tired of hearing it. To say the least. ”

MOM! Coach said I have a nice cavity! ...

Look, Mom — I'm invited to Penn State's youth football camp!

Best Fart Ever! ...

Multicultural LOL

Bada Bing ...

“ As it's no longer politically correct, to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, try this one: An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an Argentine, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an African went to a night club. The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai. ”    Frank 'n Evvy

Hillary knews her rigged elections

Putin Blames Hillary "rigged election"

“ Sec. State Hillary Clinton wearing her biker-chic ensemble Putin blames Hillary Clinton for post-election street demonstrations in Moscow.  He claims she “gave a signal” to his opponents by "deriding the elections as rigged. "  Hillary has a reputation for being expert in fixing elections, so it's one, maybe the only, area where the Sec/State's word carries weight. Especially with fraud savvy Muscovites. . [Story] ”

All Terrain Walker

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets All Terrain Walker

“ “With the All Terrain Walker I can make it to the earth-closet even when the corn's up, or over snow-covered ground*”  Dennis le Boiteux * May require optional tire chain kit.  ”

Beware Islamo Converts ....

ISLAMO FASCISTS  Irish immigrant pleads guilty in Seattle terror plot

“ Who Knew? Mujahidh, 32, and Abu Khalid Abdul-Latif were charged with plotting to use assault rifles to attack the Military Entrance Processing Station (MEPS) on Seattle's East Marginal Way. Abdul-Latif, also known as Joseph Anthony Davis and Mujahidh, also known as Frederick Domingue are obviously not Irish;  not even from the middle-east.  They are converts to Islam however.  As a rule of thumb, Islamo converts, especially male converts, and most especially Black male converts, ought be auto-profiled as dangerous and presumed anti-American.  Which may be why (hopefully) these two thugs drew the law's attention in the first place. ”

Islamo Acid Etching ...

ISLAMO FASCISTS  Afghan gunmen burst into a family home – pour acid over the father, his wife and their three daughters

“ Officials said the oldest daughter Mumtaz, 18, had been pursued by a local gunman who the family considered a ‘troublemaker’ and a ‘bully’. With her parents support, she turned him down and instead got engaged to a relative. But, a few weeks later, six or seven armed men burst into their home in the Bulk Awal area of the northern Kunduz city – the largest in the region – in the middle of the night. One man beat up the girl’s parents with a club. Mumtaz and her two sisters, aged 14 and 13, were guarded by two other men and told not to make a sound while their parents were beaten. [Full story-Naked Islam] I'm sure this is an isolated case; not general practice  by  the religion of peace and love.  What?  Oh. pakistan-acid-attack-on-nine-year-old-child-bride-by-her-husband pakistan-where-acid-attacks-on-women-by-muslim-men-show-no-sign-of-going-down muslim-throws-acid-in-his-own-daughters-face-then-strangles-her-for-marrying-a-non-muslim-man acid-attacks-on-women-and-girls-are-increasingly-common-in-the-muslim-world what-is-it-about-muslim-men-and-throwing-acid-in-womens-faces muslim-fathers-vicious-acid-attack-on-his-own-daughter muslim-on-muslim-terrorism-growing-threat-of-acid-attacks-on-women afghanistan-acid-attack-victims-demand-justice ”

Self Defense Tip

PSA   SELF DEFENSE FOR WOMEN

“ You're Welcome ” ...sandy

No Cuke for You! ....

ISLAMO FASCISTS  No Cuke For You Fatimah!

“ "According to the Bikya Masr news service, an Islamic cleric in Europe has ordered Muslim women to prevent 'sexual thoughts' by staying away from bananas, cucumbers, carrots, zucchini, and other phallic produce. The unnamed sheikh reportedly advises that if women wanted to eat these kinds of food they would need to be cut into smaller pieces, in private, by a man — preferably a relative — because the foods 'resemble the male penis' and could 'make them think of sex...'  [I am not making this up] ”

Islamo Evility ...

ISLAMO FASCISTS  Criticism of Islam Could Soon be a Crime in America

“ When President Obama delivered his much-anticipated speech to the Muslim world at Cairo University in June 2009, the free world trembled while the OIC (Organization of Islamic Cooperation) gushed with praise and begged for a meeting with Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. In 1990, the OIC membership adopted the “Cairo Declaration ,” which officially exempted all Muslim countries from compliance with the UN Universal Declaration on Human Rights and replaced it with Islamic law (shariah). One of the fundamental laws of Islam deals with “slander ,” which is defined in shariah as saying “anything concerning a person [a Muslim] that he would dislike.” [...] Six years later (next week), Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is due to host OIC Secretary General Ekmeleddin Ihsanoglu in Washington, DC in mid-December 2011 to discuss how the United States can implement the OIC agenda to criminalize criticism of Islam. [Criticism of Islam Could Soon be a Crime in America- continued] Her Filthiness is without question the single most dangerously evil woman in America's history.  Bill Clinton, bad as he is, only gets enabler status next to her evility. Yes, evility. ”

Some Tips ...

DMV Clerk Nancy P Brown Pleads Guilty To Bribes For Licenses

“ This is not Nancy P Brown.  She walked in front of the camera while this mug shot was being taken. Sorry. ”

UN ATTACK! ...

ATTACK ATTACK

“ I just went into the kitchen to get coffe and this is what I see out the window!  UN soldiers rappelling into my yard.  They must  be airborne and parchuted.  I can't remember the combination to the gun safe!  Woe  is me. Uh - never mind. ”

Guns fir the Arabs - Sticks for the Jews ....

AHEM (AKA  مهم)

Uncovering the anti-Israel enablers By Jennifer Rubin, Wa POST Ben Smith, in a must-read piece, blows the cover off the anti-Israel left and the Democrats’ favorite think tank, the Center for American Progress, which harbors many of its shrillest voices. He begins: “The daily battle is waged in Media Matters (founded by Hillary Clinton)’ emails, on CAP’s blogs, Middle East Progress .... Obama Administration Welcoming Islamic Group to Washington for Discussion on ‘Tolerance’ The Obama administration says a meeting in Washington next week seeks to make progress in combating religious intolerance, but critics say the U.S. is pandering to an ideological agenda aimed at restricting speech critical of Islam. When the story about the Democrat Party having aligned itself with the Palestinians and Muslims against Israel broke (officially),  there were numerous and sundry side stories like "GOP Reach Out to Jews; "GOP Court Jewish vote."  This annoys this crap out of me,  the same way as "GOP Reach Out To Blacks."    The connotation being that the GOP, seeing an opportunity, is willing to alter principles in order to accommodate.  And sadly, too often that's exactly what the GOP is willing to do.  And it's why the GOP must be replaced with the TP or other principled leadership.

Tentage on the Mall ....

OCCUPY    Pack up your troubles in your old kit-bag blah blah blah - pass the shrimp

“ Tom Mann Photo These Tom Mann's pictures (roll) of the FLY occupation of D.C. are pretty revealing.  The rather palatial tentage doesn't smack of any grass roots movement I've ever seen.  It looks like something staged and financed by, oh I duuno, say George Soros and  the CPUSA? ”

Incoming! ....

What it's like

“ Here is a live look at a forward base in Afghanistan. You will see what the base looks like and a sense of what the daily life there is like. The soldiers out on the wire are responding to incoming fire. These guys have seen this so much you won't believe how casual they are. The Pech Valley, one of the most dangerous places in the world, is on of the major gates terrorists use between Pakistan and Afghanistan. The ridge in the front left of the screen was lobbing mortars into this base and this is the result. Good times.  [Veterans Video Blog via thor] The thought occurs to me that in a day where Hollywood can focus so much energy and terror into a scene (Saving Private Ryan opening sequence), the real thing may appear mundanish.  Well, I guess that's the point. It is mundane in the sense that it's a common occurrence.  But real  Americans lose their lives.  God Bless.  ”

Paskudnyak

there’s a Yiddish word for this