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Don't Be Fooled, The Obama Unemployment Rate Is 11%

“ Teh One's Magic- HOW IT'S DONE ( last June) In the latest, much celebrated, unemployment report, the labor force participation rate had plummeted to 63.7%, the most rapid decline in U.S. history.  That means that under President Obama nearly 5 million Americans have fled the workforce in hopeless despair. The trick is that when those 5 million are not counted as in the work force, they are not counted as unemployed either.  They may desperately need and want jobs.  They may be in poverty, as many undoubtedly are, with America suffering today more people in poverty than in the entire half century the Census Bureau has been counting poverty.  But they are not even counted in that 8.3% unemployment rate that Obama and his media cheerleaders were so tirelessly celebrating last week. [Forbes Report] Last week the media and their client Administration  went ga-ga over reports that Teh Ones's magic is working.  That it worked is evidenced by the surge in the stock markets. Gird your loins mates, Obamunists will live on ephemeral sound bytes until election day.  Because they can. To wit— Unemployment, economic picture revised, more positive USA TODAY - ‎Feb 9, 2012‎ "A light switch may be going on in corporate America," says Moody's Analytics chief economist Mark Zandi. "The unemployment rate could be headed for 8% or below by Election Day." First-time unemployment claims sink to early-recession levels By Don Lee, Los Angeles Times - February 10, 2012 "The decline in initial jobless claims reflects the slowdown in layoffs at companies as the economy has improved and employers have shown more willingness to keep their workers." Good News continues; People who eat breakast this morning can expect to be alive ”

Fraud, Money Laundering, and Death

Barack Obama’s $25 Billion Dollar Campaign Laundering Fund

“ [clips] -The California Attorney General is Kamala Harris.  Her brother-in-law is a  gentleman by the name of Tony West who himself is an Assistant Attorney General working directly under Obama Attorney General Eric Holder.  Insiders are already indicated West may in fact be among a short list of potential replacements should Holder resign his position. West raised $65 million dollars ....  a lot of campaign cash – even by Obama standards.  And Mr. West also gained notoriety in 2007 as a member of the “American Taliban” John Walker Lindh’s defense team.  So we have a former Obama campaign bundler and defense attorney of a Taliban terrorist, who also happens to be the brother in law of the California Attorney General whose state just received a multi-billion dollar housing bailout – the same man who might soon find himself being placed in the position of being the next Attorney General of the United States. Let that sink in folks.  Really.  Take a deep breath and let that sink in… Ok – so take what you have just been learned about Tony West, Kamala Harris, and Barack Obama – and let us now add the possibility of some serious campaign donation fraud.  We are talking tens or even hundreds of millions of dollars – all being funneled through California. Here is an excerpt from a very much related Insider interview: ....  and then in 2010 you got my friend going directly against the Obama administration – working against their candidate of choice.  And you need to remember…California…Obama lost the primary out there.  That plays a part in this…the president needed to lock up this position.  That 2010 election was much more important to him than folks realize…and my friend…I’ll repeat it again…he was working against the Obama White House in 2010. (Long Pause) …he would be dead within months of losing that election.  Timing…timing is everything huh?  Coincidence?  Maybe.  Maybe not… That smell?  The smell of evil. ”

Media angst for rapist's daughter

"I wonder if she (Alford) feels guilty now about how President Kennedy's only living child Caroline might feel about her story?"  [media monkey]

He was a spoiled libertine and a fraud.  He could have been courts-martialed for losing PT 109; and as a young intelligence officer in the nation's capital,  for his torrid affair with Marie Arvad, a friend of Hermann Göring, Heinrich Himmler, and other prominent Nazis.  As a (married) United States Senator he had an affair with Russian spy Ellen Rometsch.   More? He had nothing to do with writing Profiles in Courage, but accepted a Pulitzer Prize for it. He reneged at the very last minute on his promise for Bay of Pigs air-support; the invasion failed and hundreds died as a result.  He was criminally reckless in his adulteries, having affairs with  the aforementioned spies,  and as president with Marilyn Monroe,  and  the mistress of a Mafia crime boss for chrissake! .  He gained the White House only through election fraud, with help from the Chicago Mafia, and LBJ's crooked South Texas voting machine.   And you're worried that his 55 year-old daughter Caroline might be upset  to discover that her daddy was banging  16 year-old Mimi Alford?  That's statutory rape. You, the Liberal fawning media, kept all this hidden.  You,  the Liberal fawning media saddled us with LBJ, with  Jimmy Carter, with  Bill Clinton, and with this current poseur from ... someplace.  You. Fawning, unprofessional and cloistered Liberals.  You have no honor. You suck.  Shame on you.

Jerking Michelle?

Santorum Toppling Obama That's what I see

“ STFU Michelle® ”    Not Photoshopped (by me anyway)

Compton Drive-thru ...

Culture From "drive-by" to "drive-through ...

“ There were growing pains, as Gerard has documented. ”

Two Stuffs

TWO STUFFS Blah-blah

Obamu-stapo

Hitler's Mustache                Obamunists monitoring anti-government sentiment and signs of social unrest

“ "anti government sentiment?"  I think they mean "anti this  government sentiment."  Hell, you're  dull-witted, unpatriotic, or both if you don't fear and loathe these people. By the by, I've been re-watching The Revolution on Net Flix.  If you've never watched this 13 episode series,  I most heartedly recommend that you do.  I grew up being a War of Rebellion buff (sometimes called the American Civil War, which it was not), with not much interest by comparison in this period. Watching it led me to read further about George Washington, and I am now convinced that he was providentially sent to us. Or, we were damned lucky in the alternative.  In any event you'll find yourself swelled with pride, which is a good thing to rekindle after these last three years of terror and shame..  ”

Mystery Chest Winner ...

The Winner Is .....

“ He is showing off his heavy, thick mat of chest hair. --CF in CO Rollover ”

Merge a Clio and a Taurus ...

PRESS RELEASE   “ The New 2012 Ford Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.  I didn't see it test driven on Top Gear, so  I'm pretty sure TimW made this up. ”

Bravo Sierra Polls

Tom Smith responds to "20% of Republicans leaning towards Obama"

“ So I read this poll because the headlines are "20% of Republicans leaning towards Obama" and thought 'no fricken way! That really aint the headline. Drill through the details and there are a bunch of better headlines 64% of people under $50k are not making Obama a definite choice. 43% of independent would choose Gingrich or Romney over Obama 28% of democrats would vote consider NOT voting for Obama 39% of blacks would support someone other than Obama 51% of hispanics would support someone other than Obama Over 50% of those under 20 years old would vote for someone other than Obama What makes me think that a good number of people taking this poll were having sex and not paying attention while answering the questions (sez sumpin about who they were with) is that 15% of "very conservative" voters would vote for Obama. How ever you cut this down the headline is very misleading and Obama has little chance of getting re-elected. I know, I know, we can't be complacent and this will be spun as a close race all the way to the morning after but I doubt this clown will get but a few states in the general election. All props to Tom for showing how to use his noodle.  I mean his head of course.  Er, the cranium.   ”

American Car Brochures

American Car Brochures

“ I had a job after school at Russ's Cities Service in Lutherville.  He sold me my first car, a 1950 Ford, for $100.  I learned how to go to the Timonium Drive-in with girls.  But, that's not what this is about.  Tom Mann linked me to American Car Brochures, where you too can take a nostalgia trip.  Next up for me - a 1956 Poncho. Oh, here's the guy's homepage. ”

Lube em Danno

Culture thank you woot - just in time for valentine's

“ Product Description What are you going to do with all this lube?! Wrestling match? Biggest adult party ever? If you are looking for a simply jaw-dropping amount of lube, Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant is ready to get the fun started with this 55 gallon drum! With its superb formula you will have a natural feel that keeps you moist longer and also works great with all toy materials. Easily washes away with warm water and mild soap. You may never run out of lube again! Size: 55 gallons Note: Includes pump This review is from: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon (Health and Beauty) A little over a decade ago, I bought my 55 gallon drum of lube. I never thought I'd use it all but a few days ago the pump finally ran dry. I've had a lot of good times with it. My wife, too. And not just what you'd think. One day I just hosed down our hardwood-floored hallway so I could use it as a slip-n-slide. You shouldn't think of this as a 'purchase.' It's an 'investment.' An investment sure to pay off in spades. ”

California Home Invasion

HOME INVASION

“ In a future California, firearm control is taken to a new level by the nanny state government. Although the homeowner owns a gun, he is helpless to protect himself and protect his family from an armed intruder. The scary thing about this video is that I have friends who think this system would be a great idea. [Coiled Snake] ”     thoR

A Brokered Convention? Please please please ...

Yee-Haw

” Against all odds, we're living through a      remarkable drama.  Every time there's a Republican presidential primary held, a different winner!  Pray it keeps up, and the GOP convention, with no nominee selected, must do it the old fashioned way,  Broker one.   Ahem.

Caption Obama

BEAT MY OBAMA CAPTION! Win fame What? You think my leather shirt is too butch?          He Likes "KGB Chic" “ ”

I Feel Duped

—   As well you should, you berk                                                     * "He is typical of someone who came of age during                       the student protest movement of the late 1960s ... ."

“ * 'I Feel Duped'... POLAR ICE CAPS MELTING LESS THAN THOUGHT... STUDY: Himalayas, nearby peaks lost no ice in past 10 years... Scientists 'stunned'... ”

Easy-Out Reborn Eyeball Repositioning

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets Easy-Out Reborn Eyeball Repositioning Tool and Stylus

“ It's what entrepreneurs do ”

Why it's okay to stare at her boobs

Culture "All women must watch and believe it." - Sir Ricky, Cuzzin

“ Clap Calp Clap! Also, it's my experience that women will often do a male crotch peek.  I wonder what their "raison pour leer" might be if they were ever called on it?  ”

Super Snipers

Police State Culture                    Look Inside The Super Bowl Sniper's Nest (Courtesy of The Threat of Islam)

“ These pictures started circulating Tuesday night, and though speculation about their authenticity lingers, the original source has confirmed with me they are genuine. Obtained by Alamo Four Star, the tripod's manufacturer, Todd there confirms they show an Indianapolis SWAT team member manning a custom built Remington M700 in a XLR Industries chassis, sitting atop an Alamo Four Star DCLW shooting tripod. Todd got the photos from a ranking member of the SWAT team. [Full Story] Cool, but remember.  A gummint sniper that can protect you from Islamos, can also protect his employers from you.  Which can be a good thing, or a bad thing. But the trend doesn't auger well for "good thing" The Drones Are Coming Home Congress Is Demanding That The FAA Make Room For The US Drone Fleet REPORT: North Korea Is Rebuilding These US Drones And Strapping Them With High Explosives ”   Brought to you by smibsid

Great Words

Great stuff to memorize and recite at dinner parties and get gravitas

“ Tacos? In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress. -- John Adams  If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.-- Mark Twain  Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain  I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -- Winston Churchill A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to payoff with your money.-- G. Gordon Liddy Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.-- James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994) Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. -- Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. -- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. -- Frederic Bastiat, French economist(1801-1850) Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.-- Ronald Reagan(1986)  I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -- Will Rogers If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free! -- P.J. O'Rourke In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. -- Voltaire(1764) Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!-- Pericles (430B.C.) No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. -- Mark Twain(1866) Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it. -Anonymous The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. -- Ronald Reagan The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. -- Winston Churchill The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. -- Mark Twain The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. -- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903) There is no distinctly native American criminal class...save Congress. -- Mark Twain What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. -- Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995) A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.-- Thomas Jefferson We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. --Aesop FIVE BEST SENTENCES You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for...another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work, because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the ideathat it does no good to work, because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation! cuzzin ricky   ”

Will "Thanks Be To State" work for them?

This Gummint

“ Now could be a time where prayers to God are more readily answered.  Usually both antagonists believe that  "Gott ist mit uns."  This time, however,  our enemy will be praying to themselves.  Oui?  ”

Either Muslums survive, or we do. Not both.

Muslim Brotherhood Calling Shots for NYPD

“ Cave dwellers After forcing the FBI and CIA to purge their counterterrorism training programs of all references to “Islam” in “Islamic terrorism,” the Muslim Brotherhood in America has turned its sights on the New York Police Department (NYPD). Writers from the Brennan Center for Justice at the New York University School of Law have posted op-ed pieces in The New York Times criticizing NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly for appearing in The Third Jihad and authorizing its screening in NYPD training courses. [When Liberals Run Things- cont] The hardest thing to take is that every one of us- all of you - know what neeeds doing here.  It;s just that obvious. ”

Leftist Hollywood Pisses People Off

At The Cinema Democrats vs. Republicans: Stars They Won't Pay to See; Movies They Hate and Love

“ Take DeNiro Democrats are bigger moviegoers This is likely fueled by Hollywood's reputation -- among both parties -- for churning out movies that promote liberalism (Avatar was named by the most moviegoers as having a liberal agenda). During the past six months, Democrats have seen on average 5.7 movies in a theater, while Republicans have seen fewer than four. STORY: Democrats vs. Republicans: Stars They Won't Pay to See; Movies They Hate and Love When DeNiro walked on stage with Hillary Clinton in  a 2006 Hillary for Senate fundraiser,  my response was visceral.  First thing I remember feeling was disappointment.  That this movie star, whose every film I had seen, and enjoyed, was shilling for that hateful Clinton twat (remember, this is me thinking viscerally.  That can get ugly).  Second thing was, "Jesus, what is he?  5-feet two?  I could kick his ass (more visceral stuff, pay no attention)." I'm not alone here, despising Her Filthiness's guts. She is to Obama what Frick is to Frack.  The whole world understands that H.C. is despised in much of America, but not Hollywood evidently. When the Brit show Top Gear went to Florida on a  driving adventure to New Orleans, there were challenges the three stars had to endure.  One was to paint signs on each other's cars designed to get the driver killed (during the ride through Alabama).  This was one of them. Tell me what blockbuster hits DeNiro has starred in since 2006?  Maybe the first Fokkers  movie, but that's about it,  and he was only in a supporting role.  A lot of his old box office, like me, prolly have trouble suspending disbelief when his character appears in a movie.  It's hard not to let the mind wander.  Think about where  they find all those midgets.   Hollywood is a business.  You don't last long when you go out of your way to alienate 65% of  the customer pool. ”

Second Amendment and Stinger Missiles

Tails of the Gun Missiles

“ What you'll see is a fully armored Syrian tank being hit by an Israeli laser-guided, steel-penetrating, phosphorous-filled "hand held" rocket. The rocket is small, very portable and is a tightly controlled weapon. Each one is accounted  for when they are checked out and back in. There must be no fewer than 2  soldiers present to verify the use, one must be a senior officer with a  minimum of 10 years military service.                          This  tank was headed for one of Israel 's settlements. "Skyhawker Doug" sent this as an example of gun porn, and it is that.  It also prompts me to once again discuss the citizen soldier's right under the Second Amendment.  The Founders unarguably instructed that we keep a wary eye on those who govern us, and to remove them, by force if necessary, if they become tyrannical. It was to that end they did Amendment # 2, the express right to arm ourselves.  I shan't conjecture whether that time has arrived  (but it prolly is way past that); I will dwell on something else.  Our right to own a musket for was okay in 1776, because that's all the gummint could muster against its citizenry.  Not today.  Here we are, many of us,  still fighting the battle to even own guns, when the debate ought to be missile ownership.  And no, I don't mean Wal-Mart selling Stingers to Tom, Dick, or Harry.  But organized citizen militias (of which Maryland now has none) ought have that opportunity.  Tanks, choppers and howitzers too. I know its a radical idea, and that's the shame of it.  ”

Cop Chases Himself on Snoop Cam

Police State Culture                    Police officer 'chased himself' after being mistaken for burglar "chased himself round the streets" for 20 minutes after a CCTV operator mistook him for suspect.

“ ... the probationary officer from Sussex Police searched for suspects, the camera operator radioed that he had seen someone “acting suspiciously” in the area. But he failed to realise that it was actually the plain-clothed officer he was watching on the screen, according to details leaked to an industry magazine. The operator directed the officer, who was on foot patrol, as he followed the "suspect" on camera last month, telling his colleague on the ground that he was "hot on his heels". The officer spent around 20 minutes giving chase before a sergeant came into the CCTV control room, recognised the “suspect” and laughed hysterically at the mistake. This story (sent by the lady  mary) prompted me to post the video  How To Beat Speed Cams in the header video theatre,  which as far as I know no a soul watches, even though I sent in a cleaning crew to get rid of all sticky stuff on the seats.  Still, you can also see it here. ”

News from the enemy camp

Obama missing after Moose Attack

“ A far more intesting, uplifting, and quite legal fantasy story is Obama being attacked by a moose. It's pretty hard to run a blog that's largely culture and politics oriented without mentioning the guy in the White House's latest outrage against the American people, so I suppose I must make a token effort.  It's just all gotten so old. Administration names official advocate for illegal immigrants The sub headline I suppose is, "U.S. Citizens  Pound Sand."  Come-onnnn mooses. ”

Cold Cuts & Cheese Cake

The Best Super Bowl Winner & Loser

“ Best Cold Cut Tray Best Cold Cut Tray Best Loser - Maria Menounous Pays Up Nice selection of meats and cheese, wot. . ”