Today's dumbest person in the freaking world

—   you berk                               Live Action CAM Wish I had a better camera but the bumper sticker said "Socialism because people matter more than profits". I guess he didn't hear about Stalin starving millions or Pol Pot slaughtering millions or Hitler. I'm shocked he doesn't have a Che sticker. --Chris B

Facing Certain Death, Man Carries On

BRAVE LOCAL MAN CARRIES ON DESPITE WORST COLD IN RECORDED HISTORY STATE REFUSED TO MEDIVAC HIM AFTER BEASTLY WIFE CALLED  HIM ‘ A BIG PUSSY’ Mommy!

Musums behead Christians, yada yada

Christians beheaded in U.S.: Take 1 guess at suspect “ Chis Christie? Bob Menendez? Frank Lautenberg?   Gee I'm stumped. What? *smacks head* A muslum. Go figure. In other news: Hamas-Goons@CAIR Missouri want to prosecute Americans who insult Islam…using sharia law ”

Hidey Holes

Gizmos    Secret Doors, Drawers & Gizmos Check this out too! I want one of these! - Jim Tetzlaff Me too, and fortunately I have the skill to make one, so I think I will.  Maybe I'll make a bunch and sell them.  If you live in Maryland—and don't go saying your state is worse, because it's not (check this out)—these will hardly hold the wolves at bay, but will provide quick access at night if someone comes barging into your home.   Right now I have to sleep with my sawed of Purdy two-barrel stuck down my under pants. I'm in constant fear the MoSup will blow my brains out one night.

Jumpin' Jennekes

Swim Suit Michelle SI SWIM SUIT PICS I wasn't excited about Michelle Jenneke making  SI's swim suit edition, and this is why.  Yes, she's pretty, but her attractiveness had everything to do with a fun personality that shone through in the hurdles event that made her famous. She  was everything girl next door, and that made her sexy, but still wholesome.  The Chive were able to able to capture those qualities; Sports Illustrated— meh. Heads up from der SondraKy

Reggie and Barry Sitting in a Tree

RUH-ROH “ Revernd Idaho Spud ”

Letters From Camp

Must Eat Brains              Toxic Culture As seen ROLLOVER

RFID CHIPS & YOU

The Police State                             Chipping way The language is deliberately vague, but it provides the structure for making America the first nation in the world that would require every U.S. citizen to receive an implanted radio-frequency (RFID) microchip for the purpose of controlling medical care." “ “The Secretary shall establish a national medical device registry (in this subsection referred to as the ‘registry’) to facilitate analysis of postmarket safety and outcomes data on each device that—‘‘(A) is or has been used in or on a patient; and ‘‘(B) is a class III device; or ‘‘(ii) a class II device that is implantable.” “So my wife then asked her "what would you do if YOU have to take a RFID chip?" and she wouldn't answer her. So my wife asked again "I am serious what will be your response if you are forced to take one of those chips"? The lady then did the "lips are seal gesture" and followed with saying " I have already said too much" and my wife said "yes you being in the public sector like this need to watch what you say to people" and she said "yes being in this office and also that I'm MILITARY I really need to watch what I say.” This all happened in Colorado Springs. But we all know that Colorado Springs is home of the Military Industrial Complex. This is nothing new to both her and myself but to hear this from the doctor's office was VERY TROUBLING.... [Full] Ahem ” thoR~ original story here

GOVERNMENT RFID CHIPS

President Reagan Recalls ...

Tim W

What It Feels Like Being  A Conservative On The Internet

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Leno Does Barry and Her Filthiness

WARNING: Some things can't be unseen

Tim W

Totalitarianism - thy name is Homeland Security

This is How the DHS Seizes Your Guns   Controls You " The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) recently raided one of our readers: a kitchen table FFL dealer who does everything—everything—by the book. He has, however, consistently criticized the ATF for its unconstitutional regulations and long history of extra-legal activities. This is his story. Update to follow, after he consults with his lawyer . . . " “ First of all, forget about them coming to the door. They’ll intercept you on your way home from the Doctor’s office (for example), then one vehicle will come up Then the Homeland Security Special Tactical Unit, and the county sheriff Swat Team arrive, and drive two armored cars over the curb onto the lawn, as the “Jack Booted Thugs” with machine guns, helmets, boots, camo, etc. enter and search your house. behind you and two will block your way in front and turn on the flashing lights. They then jump out with ‘real’ assault rifles, point them at you and order your hands up, and exit the vehicle.  You, being a law abiding citizen, comply. At gunpoint, they order you to assume the position against your car, handcuffs you and frisk you, and you’re directed to get into the back seat. Then the lead agent gets into the driver seat and drives your car to your driveway. You sit there with cuffed hands behind you – bleeding. This is How the DHS Seizes Your Guns I am on record saying—on day one of Bush's creation of a Department of Homeland Security— that the very name smacks of totalitarianism.  A case then, where form defined function, and have found the perfect administrator in this Administration.. thoR~ ”

Marry Obama - Marxman

Tails of the Gun   And then there's this created by Kim duToit

Unforgivable, and unforgiven

It's been fun Angelina Jolie girl, but after a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know that I have already married and divorced you in my mind.  Thanks for all the imaginary memories ... you will always have a place in my heart. Your ex, The Real King of France P.S. You keep the cats and kids, I'll keep the house in Staad.

Terp Shake

Harlem Shake

Reminds me of the ZULU chant, which was awsome. Hey! They look like NC State, not Dook

McCain does good then does bad

Meet The MSNBC Press McCain claims ‘massive cover-up’ on Benghazi

“ Visit CNBC for the best in sycophancy, DNC ass- licking, and fabricated world news, While discussing the contentious confirmation hearings for defense secretary nominee Chuck Hagel, things got a bit heated on Sunday's "Meet The Press" when Sen. John McCain referred to the lack of information from the White House surrounding the Sept. 11, 2012 attacks in Benghazi as a "massive cover-up." A retired four-star admiral is now claiming that Barack Obama intentionally conspired withAmerica’s enemies to stage a bogus attack and the kidnapping of an American ambassador so he could “negotiate” the release of a “hostage” and bolster his mediocre approval ratings just prior to the election! Gregory then pressed McCain on what the Arizona senator meant by "a massive cover-up." "I'm asking you, do you care whether four Americans died?" McCain said. "And shouldn't people be held accountable for the fact that four Americans died?" "Well, what you said was the cover-up--a cover-up of what?" Gregory asked. David Gregory, as always his contentious self, does his best to deflect McCain's charge that the Administration have lied through their teeth about what really happened .  In the end McCain reverts to being the McCain and the GOP we know and love do well (cough-cough) by stating— "I don't believe he is qualified, but I don't believe that we should hold up his nomination any further." ”

Knife v. Sword

Knife v. Sword

Caught on Camera: Sword vs. Knife

Limp Wristing

Tails of the Gun   Attention Limp Wristers (As you were Bawney)

Rebutting Obama's Green Butt

GREEN CRAP We Stand By It as a Theatrical Work 'Mr. President, acts of Congress, the UN or the EPA cannot alter storms or weather patterns' you twat! “ Raja, President Obama: 'But for the sake of our children and our future, we must do more to combat climate change' Climate Depot Reaction: Our children do not need politicians in Washington posturing and pretending they can control global temperatures and make storms less severe or less frequent. See: Climatologist Dr. Tim Ball: This article on the Obama SOTU climate change/global worming claims is in Climate Depot.  I learned of it through author Jack Cashill, who posted it to Facebook.  This article does very little, since we already knew Obama is an ignorant communist, intent on pursuing every potential route to control and taxation of the people.  Anyone wanting specifics on his claims, and rebuttals of them, will enjoy this article. Skoonj ”

she a crip!

Asusna's Crappy Valentine's Day

SNL Pulls Hagel Skit

SNL Pulled Hagel Segment “ Saturday Night Live - Dress Rehearsal C-Span Chuck Hagel Hearings It's been the mission of SNL to carry water for, and put out fires that threaten the democrat party by parodying their enemies.  The Jewish anti-defamation league protested this parody of  confirmation hearings for the despicable former senator Chuck Hagel (R NE).  The segment was not aired.  Perhaps because it was stupid, and awkwardly done.  Perhaps because Jewish money is very important to the democrat party. Perhaps because the dufus  playing Lindsey Graham made Lindsey Graham look so damned smart. ”

Obama Taunts Republicans

Obama’s Threat of Climate Change Executive Order Taunts Republicans “ FULL Article "Some congressional Republicans continue to privately discuss the idea of impeaching the President were he to continue bypassing Congress and ignoring the constitutional limitations on his authority." Some? Privately? "...were he to continue? " ”

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It's called a wee-wee

When Democrats are in charge                                                NSFW But Safe For Your Childrens Billed as "Actual footage from a sex-ed video shown to kids"  Ten years ago I'd have dismissed that claim outright. Today, I believe it. Thomas Jefferson Smith

Fresh and Wholesome

Norman Rockwell Call Your Office

After that last, I needed this

Such a Deal For YOU!

WHAT THIS GUMMINT DOES          TEXT Warning: This Will Get Your Blood Boiling

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We've all heard about the free Obama phones.  A friend was recently looking for a part-time work and found this listing on Craig's List Thank You for responding to our ad. Let us reassure you that if you are looking for an exciting opportunity you have found it here. We are a major telecommunications provider who has been tasked with the distribution of the FREE LIFELINE government cell phone program. What is it? This is a federally funded program that gives people a FREE cell phone and 250 minutes of talk/1000 texts a month, free too. The customer does not pay anything for the phone or the minutes program. You would sign up these individuals using an Android cell phone or tablet as well as an iPad and receive a commission on qualified applicants. The sign-up process takes about 3-4 minutes for each application. Wow, a salesman's dream!  You get a commission for convincing people to accept a free government cell phone and minutes.  And guess what?  I'll bet a box of Krispy Kreme that half of them will  fuck it up, get fired, and wind up collecting  unemployment benefits.  Is this a great country under Obama, or what? Marc Miller

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Obama- I'm in charge here

Hitler's Mustache                Obama Gives Himself Control of all Communication Systems in America Stroke of the pen, law of the land “ President Obama released his latest Executive Order on Friday, July 6, a 2,205-word statement offered as the “Assignment of National Security and Emergency Preparedness Communications Functions.” And although the president chose not to commemorate the signing with much fanfare, the powers he provides to himself and the federal government under the latest order are among the most far-reaching yet of any of his executive decisions. Little difference, really, from John Kerry awarding himself three Purple Hearts, a Bronze Star, and Silver Star for heroism.  Or anything Mr. Schickelgruber did.  When truth no longer matters this lot will do anything, willy-nilly. thoR~ ”

Rebranding the GOP

Rebranding Cream of Mucous “ Debate Republican ‘rebrand’ I saw this Friday, on Drudge—clicked the link. I didn't like the "rebrand" language, it connotes putting a "ALL NEW FORMULA" blurb a bottle of Cream of Mucous. Still, it got off to something of a good start— It was described as part of an effort to regroup after President Barack Obama’s re-election and Republicans’ failure to win back the majority in the Senate, a fact that many in Washington blame on the poor quality of some Republican candidates. "Poor quality of some Republican candidates" pretty much covers 100% of the baby RINO the GOP are so fond of.  They've consistently battled true conservatives who emerge, and that included Ronald Reagan!  Lately only Teaparty-Sarah Palin muscle have produced gains.  So yes, if "rebrand" is code for firing every one in the GOP engine room, Hurrah.  But does it? More big money donors are calling for Republicans to shift the party’s stance on immigration to appeal to more Latino voters and soften their rhetoric on social issues like abortion. Nope.  More Cream of Mucous.  More diarrhea. More twatttage. ”

DoooooooooooooooooooK PllllllllllllT

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PeTA Idiots

—   without eating animal protien? You berks.

Today's Quiz

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Guess Who Quit Smoking?

Guess Who Quit Smoking Today? As seen on TV ROLL OVER ANSWER   smsbid

I'm So Pretty; I'm So Witty ...

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The smibsid Girls

Tails of the Gun   The Bond smibsid Girls The Colt on the right is serial# 314 with Ivory grips autographed by Navy SEAL Marcus Luttrell , The one on the left is an old Colt official police with Ivory , that I gave her for her Confirmation Gift ! - smibsid

STFU Kid

It burns Mister

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Merilly

Sod All!

This Just In

Sweet thangs

~ ##### HI, I'm smibsid's daughter and i heard about your doggy:( I was sad too when we lost our dog i hurts. Just wanted to let you know i'll be thinking about you :) smidsid's daughter # posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11/6/09, 4:59 PM   Craziest thing.  I just now caught myself looking to see where Reagan was.  I told MoSup, and she asked "when did Reagan die?"  I said 3 years, she said two.  So I looked it up, and this was near the bottom of the comments, and I totally missed it.  Is that the sweetest thing, or what? smibsid, tell her "thank you."

It doesn't get better than this --

“Let me offer you my definition of social justice: I keep what I earn and you keep what you earn. Do you disagree? Well then tell me how much of what I earn belongs to you — and why”

                                                               smibsid

Unhinged Assholes - Flap Flap Flap

When Democrats are in charge                                                Confidential, expensive USDA sensitivity training: ‘The Pilgrims were illegal aliens’ [VIDEOS]

su casha mi casha

Culture                                   Today's That Ain't News “ "Even though federal law largely bars illegal immigrants from obtaining Medicaid coverage, the program annually pays out more than $2 billion in free emergency coverage that mostly goes to illegal immigrants, according to Kaiser Health News. The vast majority of the total emergency care reimbursements cover delivering babies, Kaiser reports. Based on a Kaiser data analysis of the states believed to have the greatest populations of illegal immigrants — including California, New York, Texas, North Carolina, Arizona, Illinois and Florida — more than 100,000 people annually receive emergency care that is reimbursed by Medicaid." ”

Knead Free Bread

Stuff you don't really knead. “ As seen Jim Lahey's "No Knead Bread" is intriguing for it's simplicity.  Add 3 cups AP flour, tsp salt , 1/4 tsp. yeast and a cup and ½ water.  Stir it up with your hand and let it perk on the counter for 12-hrs or more.  Dump it on floured counter, fold it into itself and let rest for two hours.  Plop it into a covered pot and bake for 30 min, and another 15 minutes with the lid off.  The video above sorts all this out, including recommending bread flour.   P.S.-- If you're going to do your own in-home instructional video, about anything, this is a good model.  As stated earlier, in my enthusiasm to create a larder for when we have to go to blankets, I bought 100 pounds of AP flour from Wal-Mart.  100 pounds.  Now that I've got back into bread making again, I know that bread flour, with its increased level of gluten, is what I need.  Giant is currently selling a 3# bag Pillsbury Bread flour (King Arthur sets the standard) for $5.29!  No problem.  I bought Vital Wheat Gluten, (roll-over) which, when added to all purpose flour (1 TBSP per cup), makes bread flour.    TIP-If you add 1 cup to 1 cup of flour,  you can fill dents in your car with it. I substituted one cup rye in the above recipe and while I haven't cut into it yet (it's for Reuben sandwiches, and now that it's Lent we have to wait until tomorrow) but it has a good knock. By the by, for those off you who look at me as being infallible in all things not pertaining to who will win elections, this confession.  From the before times I remembered that trick, but added  cornstarch instead of VWG.  That makes cake flour, and a very poor base for bread.   ”

TOXIC CULTURE

Speaking of Pillars of Salt

Tom of the Jungle

Fun or Prophet?

The Humanity                         END TIMES FOR FUN or PROPHET? “ The claim centers on Cardinal Tarcisio Pietro (Peter in English) Evasio Bertone, born in Romano Canavese, Piedmont, the current secretary of state for the Vatican, who Pope Benedict XVI appointed Camerlengo, or Chamberlain, of the Holy Roman Church April 4, 2007. In the period known as "sede vacante," when there is no sitting pope, Bertone will be called upon as Camerlengo to serve as the head of the Roman Catholic Church. He will be in charge until the College of Cardinals attending the upcoming Papal Conclave in the Sistine Chapel select a new pope. [...] By setting up the College of Cardinals to elevate an Italian cardinal to the papacy, Pope Benedict XVI could help fulfill the Malachy prophecy, making Cardinal Bertone – "Peter of Romano" by virtue of one of his given names and his place of birth – the "final pope."  [FULL] Well, we won't have long, one way or another, to see how accurate this is.  The faithful who follow the Medjugorje prophecies know that Mary sees the church full of corruption (but calls Benedict a "Holy Man.")  Her judgement of United States- BE AWAKE AND SEE THAT EVIL CANNOT HIDE ITSELF.  THE BRAZEN TONGUE, CANNOT TELL TRUTH, BUT LIES SPEW FORTH SPILLING OUT OVER YOUR LAND, YOUR NATION. Hey, where else can you see the occasional beautiful nipple and all this as well? ”

Bloomberg's Wonderland

Out of his Bloomberging mind; LOL It's not like New Yorkers didn't have fair warning that this guy's megalomania was going into full orbit.  They reelected him, and I hope he pushes a new button every day.  Of course, NY Liberals  are naturally compliant in the hands of (fellow Liberal) authoritarian autocrats, so they might  be experiencing a sexual masochistic thrill from all this.  Bastards.