Thursday, March 21, 2013

Cankle Crisis



                                    
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Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Elvis and Me




Old Times There Are Not Forgotten ...



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Francois  ca 2002

Francois just sent me this. There's a back story.

Back in the day I had, where my computer desk is now, a million watt stage amplifier, two 40" high stage speakers, assorted mixing equipment, a reverb, electronic drum, a floor mike and an electric gee-tar.  I'd open the windows and serenade passers-by with C-D-F-Em and G rock and roll music like House of the Rising Sun. For some reason nobody called the police. 

Francois  is my erstwhile neighbor.  He and wife Evvy were our companions in some of the best times we ever had as adults.  When Frank and I got looped, which was often enough, I'd walk him home so he didn't have to crawl.  Once there however, he had to hold me up so I could get home.  We often solved this circular loop with a couple more beers and some showtime!  At 2 AM.

 Frank has a terrific voice, and our favorite, by far, song was this very Elvis tune.  I wish we had recorded it.  But in my mind, it sounds just like this rendition.

Thanks Frank!


No cure for that yeast infection

                                                                                                                                                                                             Gizmos that don't work 
Sorry, you'll just have to keep washing your left hand

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I was tempted to purchase the Woot Deals Sanitizing Wand.  Fortunaately I decise3d to sheck up on it and found this samplong from Amazon

The UVC intensity in this Verilux design is so low that for you to truly destroy any microorganisms on a surface you will have to keep it on the surface shining in one spot for over 30 minutes. It does not kill on contact, the intensity of UVC light is too low. In addition, the more you use it, the less UVC is emitted and the bulbs will have to be replaced annually. For you to truly destroy ALL micro organisms (virus, bacteria, mold) on just a pillow surface, you will have to hold the Verilux at every square inch of the pillow for 30 mins at a time. Thus, you would be standing, holding this unit for probably 4-6 hours to truly clean your pillow. You know what's easier, steam cleaning or taking the laundry and washing it. Or using a UVC system design for air treatment installed in your Air Conditioning System. Marketing over hypes the science behind UVC and leads customers to believe in products they shouldn't. This puts a bad name on the UVC products that actually perform, but are priced over $600. I wouldn't waste money on this product or any handheld UVC product.

You're welcome

Moochie

       WHAT THIS GUMMINT DOES
    
    TEXT

Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall, Which State Has the Highest Food Stamp Usage of All?

if we reversed the ranking and did a Self-Reliance Index, Virginia, Florida, and Georgia would score in the top 10. Nevada, arguably the nation’s most libertarian state, is the state with the lowest number of non-poor people signed up for welfare.
A few quick observations. Why is Vermont (by far) the state with the largest proportion of non-poor people signed up for welfare programs? I have no idea, but maybe this explains why they elect people like Bernie Sanders. But it’s not just Vermont. Four of the top five states on the Moocher Index are from the Northeast, as are six of the top nine.

I'd never heard of the (aptly named) Moocher Index.  I found it while walking this trail

The food stamp program seems to be a breeding ground of waste, fraud, and abuse. Some of the horror stories I’ve shared include:

With stories like this, I’m surprised my head didn’t explode during this debate I did on Larry Kudlow’s show.

So exactly how bad is the food stamp program? (Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall continued)




More Hummers?



                                    
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Albino Hummer

             
                                                                     Catharsis
  Morning Hummers

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Res Ipsa Loquitor(Samurai AG) Teresa from Virginia sent me this story from her neck of the woods. Rather than individually copy each of her pictures I found this slide-show on Puffington Host. There I found something even more fantastic than an Albino Hummingbird - a Hummingbird in Chicago in Winter time!




Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Why you little ...




Captain Obvious Award Winner


Profiling Works

Blah-blah-blah




Add To The Mix Just Below

Okay. A third possibility. Stupidity.




Broadside Against Entire Republican Establishment






We Have Come to Bury Caesar
Brent Bozell Levels Broadside Against Entire Republican Establishment

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I postulate that with some quibble room a person's character is pretty much set by age 7.  So it is a certainty that when an adult tells a black lie, that person is a liar who cannot ever be trusted with telling the truth ever again, except maybe on the death bed.  L Brent Bozell understands that.

"John Boehner, Eric Cantor, and Kevin McCarthy, you said all the right things to conservatives to propel the GOP back to the majority and you to the top three leadership positions in the House. You, like virtually every single other Republican elected to Congress solemnly vowed to rid us of Obamacare, which you can do simply by refusing to fund it. Why haven't you done so?" Bozell asked, charging that the House GOP leadership has "done nothing for over two years but give us excuses and more commitments that tomorrow, yes tomorrow, you'll honor your promises." [full]

  • Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus Hath told you Caesar was ambitious: If it were so, it was a grievous fault; And grievously hath Caesar answer'd it. - Marc Antony's Funeral Oration
    On Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell, Bozell said, "You ran, and won as a fiscal conservative. You leave punishing Virginia with the largest tax increase in history. I wish we'd never elected you. Do you have national aspirations? Sorry my friend, forget them."

  • On Karl Rove's efforts to begin working to recruit primary candidates, Bozell warned "the last thing the GOP needs is for the anti-conservative professional political consultant class infecting its ranks. And the last thing we conservatives want is them infiltrating ours.

A weak character will crumble when forced to choose it over ambition.  10,000 words about what is it then that causes us to continue electing liars and weak character canker blossoms?  Answer: Two possibilities
  1. We are a nation too lazy to pay attention
  2. We are of poor character ourselves


Aside:
Res Ipsa LoquitorThis thought kind of startles me too. If all elected Democrats are liars, and they manifestly are, the lone person with any honesty is Obama.  Think about it.  He is an unwavering socialist doctrinaire whose speeches—available for all to view on YouTube— have seen him unwaveringly promise to destroy the coal industry, impose a socialist state,  pay reparations for slavery, including appointing a court with like minded people, etc.  Having thus staked out his vision, he has no problem with telling the lies and falsehoods necessary to achieve his goals.  No different than Lenin and Stalin; or Hitler and Satan. 




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Monday, March 18, 2013

Old Scratch


'Striking Resemblance'

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Res Ipsa Loquitor Yesterday morning MoSup watched CBS Sunday Morning while I did the crossword puzzle.  The segemt  Making TV's "The Bible" was playing.  I happened to look at the screen just when that Obama-Satan seg was showing, and I said "Whoa, back that up!"  MoSup asked why and I said "because Satan is a spitting image of Obama.  "Oh will you stop," she replied,  and ignored my request.  I just e-mailed her this. 

Yes, the Devil in the TV shoaw The Bible does bear a striking resemblance to Obama.  Coveresely,  Obama bears a striking  resemblance to Satan in thought and deed, and for all I know image.


Goreons

GREEN CRAP
We Stand By It as a Theatrical Work



Obama Halts Global Warming by Executive Order 

Climategate 3.0 has occurred – the password has been released
(Do not try this unless you are certified AWG Expert)

  It's been 45 years since Paul R. Ehrlich invented anthropogenic (man made) climate change (ACC) from greenhouse gases in 1968. Then it was the Global Cooling excitemet.  Since then it would be easier to count the number of illegal votes cast for Obama in 2012 (just enough)  than to count the number of times that shibboleth has been scientifically debunked. Yet it lives on?

The fall of Soviet Union communism in 1989 had a lot to do with that. Out of work commies scurried to find a new base, Climate change was ideal. Convince the world that ACC spelled DOOM and they'll fund world government with cash to
buy necessary political control  and live the privileged life to which they were accustomed. .

For those reasons then I propose that the climate change battlefield manifestly explains what has gone wrong with everything in today's world (meaning the USA).  Specifically:



  1. The lie—
  2. ... embraced by the controlling media Goliath (CMG) that are newspapers, television news and  Hollywood—
  3. ... who choose to discuss one side of the issue, thereby validating it in public minds
  4. ... and using ridicule (e.g. "deniers") to pigeonhole enemies as  mindless cranks and paid witnesses
  5. ... and ignoring all data that unmasks the climate poseurs.  A tree felled that nobody hears.
Wait,  It seems I've done nothing here but distill Alinsky.  Which is why that formula works to also explain the the puzzling Obama enigma, the Mexican invasion, free style voting, West Wing, Clinton cultists, etc.

 It's all summed up rather nicely in this video Mr. Smith sent me. Climate Change
—hell, everything—is explained in this interpretive dance (funded no doubt by the National Endowment for the Arts).  Enjoy. Learn. 


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Millenium Trilogy

   At The Cinema                           



Dragon Tattoo Trilogy: Extended Edition

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This has been floating on my Netflix page for some time.  While I thoroughly enjoyed  The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, The Girl Who Played with Fire, and The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest, just a few years ago, I wasn't up to watching a compilation.  But then I did.  Just to see if it looked any different.  Was it a Godfather Trilogy diamond, or a Police Academy 5,6 & 7 stinker?

What it looked like was I had  forgotten about half the movie.  Which was kind of nice  because it was like mostly a  new film. But not so nice, because it meant I had Alzheimer's.   Finally it became too much; and I had to investigate. 

I don't have Alzheimer's. 

Each episode of the series is about 90 minutes long, which makes the television series about 110 minutes longer than the movies, with more depth in both the stories and the characters. [Wiki]

Whew! If you liked the first three, you like this just as much, probably  more.  You're welcome.


Sunday, March 17, 2013

Durbin- What a Roach








In Drab Gook-0-Rama

North Korea exposes life in the USA






Ron "I Metsger sister"

Mischief at Verizon


Mischief Maker


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So I was waiting for my number to come up at Verizon Saturday and decided that every smart phone I got a hold of (except one where I had nicedoggie.net and Misha's kill them all manifesto on it) should show this picture when they came up.

Chris




Yeah, but they're serial liars



What the Democrat Party Told Me
by Doug Ross


They told me that allowing law-abiding citizens to carry concealed weapons would turn our streets into rivers of blood.

They told me that taking trillions of dollars from the successful and giving it to those "who truly needed it" would cure poverty.

Res Ipsa LoquitorThey told me that giving home loans to those who couldn't afford them would make the American dream achievable for all.

They told me that paying into the Social Security "Trust Fund" would guarantee a comfortable retirement for everyone.

They told me that allowing teachers to unionize in public schools would help inner city students reach for the stars.

They told me that the federal government could run a guaranteed, affordable health care program for seniors forever.

They told me that the new employment paradigm consisted of millions of "green jobs".

They told me that their support for immoral and criminal behavior wouldn't result in the breakdown of the two-parent family.

They told me that spending trillions on Stimulus programs would heal a damaged economy.

They told me that ... [HERE]

smsbd

Designed by geniuses, Run by usurping idiots

Oh My




cuzzin ricky

Flew against Japs at Pearl Harbor



Our Privilege to meet him too Chris.  Even Vicariously.
























This man is a friend of the family of my girlfriend. He was one of the few pilots who got into the air to try to repel the Japanese attack at Pearl Harbor. He was as sharp of mind as anyone there. He tells some seriously off color jokes too. Funny as heck. It was a huge honor to meet him.

--Chris


 

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Saturday, March 16, 2013

HFC!

Mexican Invaders




California: Illegal Immigrants Featured In New Commercial Demanding U.S. Citizens Pay For Their Healthcare…Paid For by California Endowment

Unbelievable.- Weasel Zippers



ASIDE- I want, need, to say this again.  I admire what I've seen of the the Mexican work ethic,  and their desire to improve their lot.   But efforts ought begin at home, by pulling out by the roots their  filthy and corrupt government- just as we did ours in 1776, and ought be doing again right now. They cannot be allowed to break our law with illegal entry. 

Sarah Palin's Rack







Palin Takes a Big Gulp Palin—Tweaks Bloomberg
Shades of the Gipper
sigh







Bill Maher: Oink Oink


Answer
"I just saw these statistics. I mean [the "rich" pay] something like 70 percent. And here in California, I just want to say liberals - you could actually lose me. It's outrageous what we're paying - over 50 percent. I'm willing to pay my share, but yeah, it's ridiculous."
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Question: What does a liberal pig sound like when hoist on his own bayonet?
Bill Maher- Oink Oink


Forgeting and Forgiving Monsters


Anthropology Today


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This proves my theory that Loathing has a half-life of just under 75 years.  Our great-grandchildren will be wearing Jimmy Carter and Ted Kennedy T-shirts one day.  Can you believe it!?!


jrafs and killer skwerals

Fun X 2



As seen

Men Hater Culture





  Feminism and White Self Loathing




Agent Hodja, whom I run as a Barn Army operative in Denmark (that was eyes only) discovered this report from Canada. The announcer begins with  how self descried radical feminist Janice Fiamengo switched sides when she became convinced that women studies are not about education, but rather indoctrination./  Evidently she had never listened to Rush Limbaugh. That segues into White self-loathing.  The sort of stuff you won't see on CBS.


Merely a Truffle

                   
                    

 
Truffle Trifles

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While I've decadently expense-account dined in some of the finest restaurants in the country, ordering the likes of Beef Wellington on a sub role (Italian bread),  I'm not sure whether I've actually ever had a dish containing actual real truffles.  I was given a bottle of truffle oil in the 90's,  and went nuts for it.  The smell was intoxicating, and like everybody else who bought some I put it on everything.  I also dabbed some behind my ears, under  armpits and genitals glistened with it.

Since nobody I served my truffled food had truffle experience, they were (or acted) impressed when I told them about the special surprise in store for them.  I don't remember anyone actually commenting about how my stuff tasted with truffle oil—until MoSup suggested "enough with the truffle oil; it's rancid."

Do you hear that sucking sound? That's the white truffle oil market going down the drain.

Res Ipsa LoquitorWhat brings all this up is this.  I again again watched the Top Gear episode where Clarkson challenges May and Hammond to a cross-continent race (he driving the  Bugatti Veyron; they by plane) to deliver fresh truffles to a London eatery.  I clicked on Amazon, and they have nicely priced black and white truffle oils. I almost pulled the switch; but didn't.  I investigated.

It seems final death blow to truffle oil was administered when Chef Gordon Ramsay called truffle oil the "one ingredient you should NOT have in your pantry."  Serious Eats says "Comparing truffle oil to real truffles is like comparing sniffing dirty underwear to having sex." 

"What is that?" a "MasterChef" judge asked contestant as she doused her otherwise winning entry with the stuff.

White truffle oil, Tracy chirped, clearly quite pleased with her dish and her finish and absolutely clueless as to what was unfolding.
 
"One of the most pungent, ridiculous ingredients ever known to chef," Ramsay said. "I can't believe you've just done that. I think you just put your apron up in flames."

 
It seems these oils have never met a truffle.  They're made from an organic compound called Res Ipsa Loquitor2,4-Dithiapentane—derived either naturally or from a petroleum base—mixed together with olive oil.

But I like the fragrance, and in small quantities, the taste, but do not want the stain on my honor that using this crap might bring.  However, further investigation revealed what appears to be the real deal.

"... a black truffle oil concentrate; a lot of flavor a lot of aroma in a small quantity on superior olive oil. Tuber Melanosporum Vitt. is the black truffle that is used to flavor the olive oil.

Use this condiment sparingly (a drop at a time) as it is highly aromatic and potent in flavor."

I didn't buy it, but I fear that in a moment of weakness and self indulgence I will.  Then it'll  go into the spice drawer with the saffron and vanilla beans that I've never use, because there has never been an occasion important enough to waste them on.  That's just sick. I don't deserve to be a chef.  And what would Gordon Ramsey say (and yes I love Gordon Ramsey)?



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Friday, March 15, 2013

Ides of March Week



Ides of March Week

BONUS!


         Ron "Metzger, that's my baby" Metzger

Feinstien Deep-Throat

Insta-Chop
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someone please photochop that pic of feinstein on drudge, The alignment of that fist and her open mouth begs it.

thoR~

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Thursday, March 14, 2013

Amazing gizmology


Life Made Easier With These Simple “Hacks” (97 pics)
Some of  these are ingenious!

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Original American Assault Rifle

Oh My




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If this is true ....!

 Provoking Unrest                                 
HELTER SKELTER

As to be expected, what the media has done instead is go into damage control.

Just as they've done in countless other similar situations, while treating its followers Res Ipsa Loquitorlike children, they first attack outside messengers with derogatory terminology, calling those attempting to point anything out that doesn't jive with the official narrative conspiracy “theorists” and “racists,” “(birthers),”etc., just before twisting and misrepresenting what's being pointed out and totally avoiding that which cannot be easily misconstrued or hidden. It's actually quite transparent and easy to see the pattern. [Full]


drummermanrick

When CBS Speaks ...

Isn't that the Netherlands Phil?




Marco the Miller's Son

bless his heart

Let us pray that Plugs does not ask
Pope Frankie to hear his confession(s)!
- Col Jerry




Biden to the Vatican
           

Woman arrested for reciting Constitution





Woman Arrested for Reciting Constitution at Tax Meeting
“have never experienced this type of extreme behavior from a taxpayer”

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Eileen Hart said she did not allow the Assessment and Appraisal Systems to inspect her home because her husband was not present at the time. She also cited religious reasons. Because it was denied access, the company revalued her property at a higher rate. Hart attended the meeting last weekend to complain about the revaluation and the arbitrary move by the county to assess the value of her property.

After she began reciting the Constitution to support her argument, an Appraisal Systems employee escorted her from the public building.

“I didn’t scream, I didn’t yell.  I have the right to air my grievances against the government in a public setting. I’ve never threatened anyone a day in my life.”

A spokeswoman for Gloucester County said the assessor “has never experienced this type of extreme behavior from a taxpayer” and the police were notified, apparently because reading the Constitution is considered extremist and a threat.

After police arrested her, they demanded she hand over her two guns, a .357-caliber Smith & Wesson revolver and a .40-caliber Glock for “safekeeping.” If she had refused, a judge would have set bail too high for her family to pay.

“I have permits for each of them. I applied legally, I got them legally,” she said. “Now I can’t defend myself. I never said the word ‘gun’ at the meeting. None of those people would have even known I was a gun owner.” [Full story]


I see this as a pretty graphic example of the peril we all face—if things progress the way they seem to be.  We,  all of us,  are wont to yell with some bravado about our many weapons (figure of speech since I don't have any) and ammo caches. But when the door slams shut (i.e. crashes open) it will be like this.  Uniforms will ask if you own guns.  If you say yes, they'll demand you turn them over.  If you say no and they think you do, they'll' tear your house apart.  You can't hide weapons in the house.

Remember, government will know every purchase you've made for the past few years, and that includes gun supplies.  You'd better have a 9mm to go with all that 9mm ammo.
I don't have a solution; it's something everyone needs to sort for themselves.  But being aligned with like-minded people, like a gun club, militia, or  living in a strongly patriotic neighborhood is  critical.  And you have to make decisions before hand.  Will you use that Colt ACP in your hand?  I doubt it.

This problem will not be going away.  The media are nearly 100% behind this nascent totalitarian regime (as I see them), so public opinion, at best, will largely be against you if you resist.  Not until they thrmselves  are led to the open pit will they do a Martin Niemöller, and that's too late for everyone. 

CHOICES as I see them- in order of preference
  1. Political solution: national resentment becomes uncontrollable forcing the removal of the administration en masse.
  2. Secession: One, or several states pull that cork and we use our feet to escape.
  3. Open Rebellion (Civil War)
  4. Acquiescence



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