Boston Beans

Do You THINK?   “ I’ve studied and graduated EMT-B certification with the state of Oregon. I’ve been on calls with heavy arterial bleeds, internal bleeding, fatalities, doa’s. I am speaking from direct personal experience with severe trauma. Here is a telling photograph of the amputee actor. I encourage readers to view the photo side by side with my analysis. As seen These are actors. This is staged. It was flash powder. There was no crock pot nail bomb. There are no bombers, only patsy. If your looking for a gunman look at the Army in the streets of Boston. Share this knowledge with everyone. If you loose both your legs from explosive trauma half your blood is gone in one minute via the femoral arteries, youre dead after two. Bleeding out is worse with blunt force trauma (like shrapnel) because flesh is torn rather than cut, exposing more arterial and vascular tissue. The human body holds 5 to 6 LITERS of blood. If that really happened you would see blood EVERYWHERE, the guy would be drenched in it. You would also see what’s called arterial spurtting from the injury. Most likely he would vomit after turning ghost white from shock, then turning delirious or passing out. As for the “tourniquet”… Its not even tied off ... . [Full] Via Jim Tetzlaff .  His  first site suddenly went off-line.  I'm posting this story without comment, although even doing that  is implicit imprimatur of  the possibility.  Given all the insane ponderables surrounding Obama's very existence, why the hell not?  I  have real faith in our government.  Not after all these years of "divide and conquer" behavior.   For what reason could this be staged?  I have an active enough imagination to come up with several "diversion" scripts, each more bizarre than the last.  I'm just gonna watch the internet experts hash it out. ”

Nothing Fancy

Nothing Fancy

Guffaw in AZ

Oh My Finger

Saturady I mondolined my forefinger.  Unbeknownst to mme the family called 911.  Th3 EMS wanted to medicac me, but I said piffle and carried on after applying my own cause and tape.  Worked fine, but when it cam time for a shower I didn't want to get it wet lest the scab melt.  So, I looken in the drawer, saw a latex glove and Voila!  MoSup claims this is nothing new, but I'm calling bullshit on that.  Never ever has she suggested that when I've had a damaged member of some sort, and there have been many.  So there you have it.  You're welcome.

Janet Napolitano, Heimatschutz Häuptling

Hitler's Mustache                Janet Napolitano,  Heimatschutz Häuptling Tommy Lee Smith

Jews, Judaism

Is the church lady present? “ Acts 13: 14, 43 - 52 14 but they passed on from Perga and came to Antioch of Pisid'ia. And on the sabbath day they went into the synagogue and sat down. 43 And when the meeting of the synagogue broke up, many Jews and devout converts to Judaism followed Paul and Barnabas, who spoke to them and urged them to continue in the grace of God. 44 The next sabbath almost the whole city gathered together to hear the word of God. 45 But when the Jews saw the multitudes, they were filled with jealousy, and contradicted what was spoken by Paul, and reviled him. This passage from ACTS was read at mass this morning.  Maybe because this time I was paying attention, but I was struck by the lingo.  "...many Jews and devout converts to Judaism followed Paul and Barnabas.." Am I reading this correctly? Isn't there a distinction made here between Jews and Judaism?  Was Judaism a term originally  applied to Jews who left in the schism that created the "Christian" sect?    My interest in this, here, is purely from the perspective of historical curiosity.  Anyone know? ”

Guilty, and knows it

Caught Red Handed

Hidden Synagogue

Horry Clap! “ I got this from grandfather before he died. First used by hidden Jews during the inquisition, it is shaped like a teapot, but contains many secret Judaica pieces. The Hidden Synagogue. [Reddit] ”

Chi Town Panorama

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CHICAGO FROM AFAR As seen CHICAGO FROM UP CLOSE   Ron "I Metzger Vote Raht Here"  This guy is " surprised to see so much greenery!"  Having grown up there, I am not.  But those are the same words a HP exec from Germany once spoke while I ferried him around the Baltimore 'burbs.

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Econ I

WHAT THIS GUMMINT DOES          Grin

Look underr that log

Hunt for the elusive Tea Party murderer continues

>Obamacare Blows Up

When Democrats are in charge                                                        Obamacare Blows Up In Dem's Face! “ Okay folks, I know you think the C-Span Channel that broadcasts all those Congressional hearings is boring, but, really, you should have been around to watch the Senate Finance Committee's hearing Wednesday on the Affordable Health Care Insurance Oversight. Senator Max Baucus, (Dem), said.."how could this happen? I'm hearing from my constituents that they and their families have been left out in the cold and are without health care because the Exchanges are not accepting them!" Folks, you haven't seen so many faces of misery since you watched Les Miserables for three and a half hours...and they were all Democrats.  And one of them, Senator Max Baucus, was the primary sponsor of Obamacare in the Senate! Now, try to follow me here because this gets pretty complicated.  (It seems that Nancy Pelosi was right; you have to pass Obamacare to find out what's in it...and the Democrats are now learning what the Republicans warned them about.  It's an unworkable mess that is throwing millions of Americans off the health care rolls!) Nice thumbnail sketch of a huge problem from Lost in America.  Actually, it's blown up in all our faces. Democrats and their useful idiots will, with aid from their media crime scene cleaners, eventually shift the blame to, oh I dunno, the Teaparty?  via Ron "the allies have taken" Metzger ”

All Aboard

All Aboard What's Coming Aboard

As Seen

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As seen OR....

Cursively Speaking

Yesterday the wife was talking to a neighbor, Helena,  a recently retired school principal. Helena recounted how  a (high school) girl  found some old letters, written from her grandfather to her father.  She came to her for help. She couldn't read cursive.

Newt - Something Wrong Wirh Obama (duh)

ISLAMO FASCISTS  “There’s something sick about this administration”Newt “ I'm Just Sayin' “There’s something sick about an administration which is so pro-Islamic that it can’t even tell the truth about the people who are trying to kill us,” Mr. Gingrich said to applause from a crowd in a small airport hangar here. Mr. Gingrich accused the White House of being unwilling to discuss threats from some Muslims. And he slammed President Barack Obama for mounting a “war” on the Catholic Church over contraception but apologize to Afghan President Hamid Karzai over the burning of Qurans. “I think we can look into the mind of a president in the speed and thoroughness with which they have disowned their own people.” Mr. Gingrich made headlines Monday when he said it was “not possible” to “fix” Afghanistan and suggested its citizens should be told to, “figure out how to live your own miserable life.” [WSJ CONT] Today is a day for introspection. ”

Meet Einstein

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Thom "Plunk Your Magic Twanger" Mann

NorKs will receive

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Tim O

The Saudis - Again

Beck: “After what I have learned this week I’m a changed person” “ I want you to listen to me carefully for the next 20 minutes.This is very, very important. What we do going forward from here will determine the fate of our nation. Make no mistake. This story is number 2 because of what I know. What we do will make this the most important story of our lifetime. What’s happening now is very important. What happens in the aftermath will make it the most important, because it will either save our country or we will be done. Absent from their announcement was any mention of the Saudi national. ... this guy is scheduled for deportation next Tuesday due to issues related to national security. This is the same person that we were initially told was a person of interest. This was the Saudi national in the hospital. His apartment was in Revere, Massachusetts. It was raided ...  items were removed. And then we were told he was just a possible witness... And then we were told  he had nothing to do with the attack ...  wasn’t a witness to the crime ...  He wasn’t even a witness? Really? We’ve had a press all week that has been celebrating the idea that this might have been a Tea Party person that wanted to perpetrate this crime. Now never before, in my history as an American, have I ever heard the press gleefully wish that they want an American to be responsible for an American tragedy. I’ve never heard people want to believe the worst in people. [Glenn Beck] Of course, with one exception;  the 9-11 hijackers were from Saudi Arabia.  Extrapoltae. THIS JUST IN A Saudi Arabian newspaper is reporting that United States First Lady Michelle Obama visited in the hospital Saudi citizen Abdul Rahman Ali Issa Al-Salimi Alharbi, the young man who had been labeled a “person of interest” in the Boston Marathon bombing. ”

Refuge from Refuges

Carr: USA needs refuge from refugees “ what could possible go wrong? We bring in thousands of Muslims from a primitive society that has been battling Christians for centuries, and put them into a peaceful Christian society — what could possible go wrong? This is what I was thinking about yesterday, with much of the city under what amounted to martial law. Once more, law-abiding American citizens were paying the price for the insane immigration policies that have so damaged this society in recent years. Howie Carr Ahem. ”

Karnak ...

HLLYWD For Starters...

Displaced spoiled kid farts

Adolphus Busch IV resigns NRA membership Because his Belgian Owners Made Him? Known in the business world as "Bud Light" “ How Budweiser Went From 'King of Beers' To Court Jester I'm sorry, it seems Bush Busch 4 is little more than a coupon clipper anymore. After Anheuser-Busch's acquisition by InBev, August A. Busch IV was replaced as the subsidiary president by Dave Peacock. My gut tells me he's seeking relevance with the smart set that used to dote on him. Tommy Lee Smith ”

Dumber than Dad? Or worse?

GREEN CRAP We Stand By It as a Theatrical Work Ridiculous comment of the year – Andrew Cuomo connects climate change and bombing “ ← The Unraveling of Global Warming is Accelerating New York Governor Andrew Cuomo connects the Boston terrorist bombing and climate change as the “new normal”: The runner up comment goes to Brad Johnson of Forecast the Facts: The only poison here is Brad and Andrew’s distorted worldview of seeing the climate change bogeyman in every weather event.     “It’s a terrible situation in Boston. And, unfortunately, … one gets the sense that this is more reflective of the ‘new normal,’ if you will,” he explained. “So much of society is changing so rapidly. We talk about a ‘new normal’ when it comes t0 climate change and adjusting to a change in the weather patterns. ‘New normal’ when it comes to public security in a post-9/11 world. Where these random acts of violence, which at one time were implausible, now seem all-too-frequent.” [Source: ] Posted on April 19, 2013 by Anthony Watts Oh jeez, the stupid, it burns like thermite. ”

The Notebook

At The Cinema                            The Notebook I'm not naive.  The Notebook, book and movie, had my wife—and every other woman—all atwitter in 2004, so they all saw it.  The movie focuses on an old man reading a story to an old woman in a nursing home. The story he reads follows two young lovers named Allie Hamilton and...  MoSup saw it with her mother.  It probably won a bunch of awards?, but still, I know there are lots of people like me who never bothered (... reading a story to an old woman in a nursing home?  Puh-leezz). I watched it a few days ago.  Didn't know what it was when I stumbled across it, so I scheduled it to record later that day.  People who like the smell of  beer and cordite will like this movie - if you're over 50 anyway.  Can't speak for the young pups. It's a good story, with handsome people acting good, and it will rekindle your own sweet memories.  Just watch it when nobody else is around. You'll want to squeeze Rachel-McAdam's guts out. *Note

Penetrating Oil

Handy Stuff “ And now--- something we can print and tape to the inside of our medicine cabinet doors……. (when Mom passed away (2008) she had clippings from the mid 1940s squirreled away – Bless her heart!)   Sure do beat some of the current articles we see coming out of the Lame Steam Media……  Via a friend of Ron Metzger ”

A Wrong Thong

—   you berks.    Men's Swimwear Fashion 2013 As seen

We've been robbed ...

Reuters Accidentally Publishes George Soros's Obituary Millions disappointed; Demand Refund “ Interesting.  Not a word about him helping Nazis find Hungarian Jew hidden treasures.  Nor,  that he has personally financed just about every leftist group in the United States.  Nor, his role in crashing the US economy (just in time to save Obama's election).  Nor, his bitter attacks on Christianity.  While not wishing death on anyone, I will not miss him when it does catch up with him.  ”

With just a modicum of hyperbole

Djohar Tsarnaev still alive as we speak “ The Many Faces of  Chechnya From Djohar Tsarnaev's website Top Comments Dyriman 15 minutes ago THIS IS NOT A RUSSIAN! THIS CHECHENS! · 14 Stephen R 12 minutes ago How about instead of "defending" your religion from people who are sick of Islamic terror, you repudiate the cunts who do this shit? Stop being an apologist. Rob Gunn 1 minute ago Hmmmm...youtube is editing comments · I am not trying to infer that all Moslems are terrorists.  I am saying that Islam is incompatible with democracy, and is to be feared as much as, if not more than, communism or the Democrat Party.. ”

BITTER & DANGEROUS

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Hitler's Mustache                to sum up “ REID PULLS GUN BILL.. SENATE KILLS GUN DEAL... * BITTER O... * GUN GROUPS 'LIARS' * Biden Wipes Away Tears... ^ Feinstein Fumes... * Bloomberg RAGES... Actor blames gun culture: '2nd amendment must go'... * PELOSI: Tougher controls 'inevitable'... * Reid Mocks: 'Imagined Tyranny'... * BIDEN: 'President already lining up additional executive actions'... ^ BIG SIS: DRUDGE REPORT is not credible... * ”

The BBC- Britain's MSNBC?

At The Cinema                            MI-5, A Soap Opera-ation How I should have kept my trap shut On March 13th I bragged that my Sennheiser head phones were still working with the original batteries.  On March 14, they were dead. I'm not making that up. Just a prior to that I called MI-5 "the best television action series ever made."  The next episode looked like it was written by West Wing's staff.  And another after that.  I left both episodes, snap! Yesterday, Episode 46, "Aftermath," made my head explode. An environmental terror group capture London's flood control system,  and threaten to let an anomalous high tide flood London—unless the government publishes the contents of a secret plan called "Aftermath."  None of the MI-5 lot have ever heard of it, so are left with  in full quandary,  What to give them?  In the meanwhile, we learn the terrorists are a nice kind-hearted Brit lass  who flew on her own nickel to help Katrina victims in New Orleans. There she met the guy terrorist who lost his girlfriend, or dog, or someone in the raging currents.  "Damn them!  None of this would have happened if only the world  heeded the wonderfulness and sagacity of Al Gore's plea to buy carbon credits!" We're all bastids! But Wait! Suddenly, the MI-5 gang discover that there exists an actual AFTERMATH contingency. plan!  The very thing the PM disavowed knowledge of.  I  reproduced ensuing dialog here, as the Chief reads from it. Sighs, gasps and astonished mumblings excluded. At this very point I turned it off.  I don't know if I'll try another episode.  Adam, the principle field spook,  has been coming apart at the seams because his wife was killed several episodes before, and I'm frankly tired of him and his whining.  I suspect he'll be the next character killed off.  Good. I may have to watch for that episode. A thought.  Jeremy Clarkson should read and clear all  BBC programming.  There would be no more of this pap.  And I'm never going to praise anything I like.

Iphelia Pane

The 24/7 News Cycle                                                                                       Trying to fill it is a bitch when you're not allowed to report any democrat negative.

Schlong Science

Gary Larsen                                                                                  SCIENCE More on Big Penises Science proves penis size does affect attractiveness' “ Bad News “As you increase penis size, the amount of attractiveness scores gets bigger” in a linear fashion, he explained ... Good News .... until 7.6 centimeters, or 3 inches. After three inches, attractiveness still increased, but in smaller increments.’’ The  NBC NEWS All-Stars have details ”

15 Kitchen Gadgets

Gizmos    My 15 favorite kitchen tools 11 Joyce Chen 4 in 1 Microwave Rice Steamer 14.95 Used one for 15 years.  When the first one cracked because it had been dishwashered too many times, I had a devil of a time finding replacement.  Now it's easily found.  Our biggest use is for popcorn,  Spray butter ans popcorn salt for best ever popcorn with few calories and no fat. 2 Food Saver - My second one, and I use it every day.  Lots of models, but get one that allows push button sealing, and get the mason jar lid sucker.  BTW, I use it to seal anything, like potato chip bags, cellophane, etc. 3 Mak'n Bacon Microwave Bacon Cooker    $12.81 Some kid invented this and it's great.  Had this one for 20 years. 4 Cuisinart  Mini- Food Processor 39.95 - Just bought this replacement after the first one crapped out (5 years).  We liked it ell enough to buy it again,  cuts and chops in two directions. 5 Kitchen strainers - varies Used for everything. 6  Squeeze Handle Disher Portion Scoops $5.46 ea I have the 20,40 and 60 sizes.  Perfect and quick portion scoops. 7 Wusthof Come-Apart Kitchen Shears (currently 14.99 sale) Durable and will cut bone. 8 Ekco Skimmer Strainer Scoop $3.50 Seems like I use it every day. 9 OXO Good Grips Potato Ricer      $24.99 Had this for 20 years.  Seems its made in stainless steel now,  Boil potatoes, squish through the ricer and you have mashed potatoes with the skin left behind. 10 Mini strainer - varies Should have placed this with #5.  Has a million 73 uses. 11 Mini-Sifter This I think was made 1n 1605.  Got it from my late MIL who got it from hers.  Holds about a cup of flour and just shake the handle to sift.  Love it. 12 Carbon steel spatula Forged by Polish steel worker ca 1860 I think.  How much do I like it?  Maybe 2" of the blade snapped off, and then a corner snapped, and I still use it.  13 Soehnle Digital Kitchen Scale, Silver $22.22 The best kitchen scale you can buy at any price.  I notice that Alton Brown uses one, and it won American  Test Kitchen's  best scale award. 14 12" x 16" Quilon Parchment Paper Pan Liner 100 / Pack $4.49   /Pa This is just great.  Check out the price for a roll of parchment at the grocery store.  Sheesh,  and then you have to pull and cut it.  Here you just peel a sheet and you're off and running.  Cheap too. 15 Lost in the shuffle (covered by the ricer) is the Neiko Infrared Laser Thermometer Gun $24.56 I love this thing.  I use it to find leaking windows and doors; check the outside temperature,  and of course how hot skillets, water, oil and food is.  Instantaneous and after three years I'm still in the same battery.  Now that I've doe this I know what you're asking."But Rodge, what if you had to bug out?  What three would you take with you?" The Soehnle Digital Scale, Potato ricer and  Food saver. But I would cry like a little girl at having lost the others.

Tale of Two Disruptive Penises

BIG PENISES DOMINATE MORNING NEWS It’s not everyday that a giant penis shuts something down Big dick-head spews hatred after legislative defeat “ The Nurburgring, better known as every petrolhead's idea of mecca, was closed down recently while crews franticly removed a giant penis from the track. Seriously... It’s not everyday that a giant penis shuts something down (insert lewd joke here), but the world famous Nurburgring remained waving the red flag yesterday morning, as crews worked hard to clean a gigantic white graffiti penis from the track. (Motor News, via e-C) In the second instance, America's foremost dick-head burnished his reputation of behaving like a  low-class vitriolic street thug.  After losing the Senate vote on his gun grab bill, Obama spewed forth like the erstwhile Chicago dope peddling street thug he is, calling  his opponents "Liars."  Since he was imposed on us in 2009, it's like we're living as extras in some Kafkaesque version of The Beverly Hillbillies.  What a prick. ”