How can I live longer, Rodge?

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Today's Health PSA How to Live Longer A little steam engine had a long train of cars to pull. She went along very well till she came to a steep hill. But then, no matter how hard she tried, she could not move the long train of cars. She pulled and she pulled. She puffed and she puffed. She backed and started off again. Choo! Choo! But no! the cars would not go up the hill. At last she left the train and started up the track alone. Do you think she had stopped working? No, indeed! She was going for help. "Surely I can find someone to help me," she thought. Over the hill and up the track went the little steam engine. Choo, choo! Choo, choo! Choo, choo! Choo! Pretty soon she saw a big steam engine standing on a side track. He looked very big and strong. ,,, (continued) You're welcome

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Gummint Shutdown Follies

The Real Pity?  Government Is NOT Shut down Tom Mann sent me a special edition of his daily bike ride photographs of our nation's capitol.  Here are a few, and what I saw in them.  Of course the only governmet our keepers will shut down are things that will have an immediate impact on voters,  generating news items the media can use to lay proper blame.

Lake Eerie

Maybe if it was a dog ... A guy and his girlfriend took a picture of his cat because it kept hissing at the patio doors one night for no reason - He put the photo onto his PC and noticed the image of a small girl in the window! - They don’t have any children, and the house is very old - Here's a veritable Lake Eerie of similar "phenomena."  Do I believe this is real?  No.  Do I disbelieve it?  No. I'm neutral about any single example of the genre, but as a collection they do comport with my growing fascination with string theory and alternative universes.  Also, we had a neighbor lady who tape recorded ghostly voices.  I listened to them, and a local TV News program sent a crew and they were drop dead amazed.  So, yeah.  And there's this mind blower that nobody has been able to explain..

There's a pony on a hill ...

There's a pony on a hill ... “ Pockets of Reagan Optimism Still Exist As seen ”

Filthy Habits

Oh My

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You can cross her off my list, after putting that filthy thing in her mouth.  I would not fancy kissing any woman who would lick that filthy cock.  Chickens are the filthiest  barnyard animals by a wide margin.

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Stuff

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Stuff Well ain't this a pussy? Obamacare Fines to be Seized From Bank Accounts? Brilliant move by Obama, actually, if,  as I suspect, his promise to" remake America"  includes the destruction of personal wealth>  And since he has created an entitlement economy, he'll need your money .  All of it.   I imagine I'm not the only person reading the tea leaves, and preparing to convert savings accounts into other "negotiable"  instruments.  I mean, wtf?  What are banks paying me in interest right now?  Practically zip.  But, if other people start thinking like me  and taking cash out of circulation, then BANG!  Business will suffocate for lack of capital,  and we know what the Obamas do with business in trouble don't we.  They seize them.  The old road to serfdom.  If I was really really smart, I'd do what cuzzin ricky did and move the hell to South America, living cheap, but well. I would in a heartbeat, but not without MoSup and my grandkids.  And if I'm honest, and didn't have family ties, I wouldn't leave anyway.  I'd be storing a cache of stuff in a some hill country I know and getting ready for Red Dawn II. Just kidding. You know I'm right.

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Primary the hell out of them!

"Here's A Tally Of Which House Republicans Are Ready To Fund The Government, No Strings Attached"

Old Blue Lips

Oh My found in the basement

Listen to them all

Breast Foolery

Rorschach Tests I Have Failed miserably

Merrily

There they go again

“ The Once and Future Cave-in In a nutshell, here's how Democrats "won" the last three major budget show-downs with Republicans, and what promises another cave-in. 1990 1995         2011 The Trigger Bush-41 invokes his "Read My Lips-No New Taxes" campaign promise.  Refuses to sign Democrat budget w/ tax increase.  Led by Speaker Gingrich, congress presents budget that cuts taxes and spending.                New Teaparty  congress moves to undo Obama's radical legislation.  Democrat Response AFSCME assures Democrats that the union will scream bloody murder if Bush shuts down government. The culprit. George Bush who was forced by his own advisers to cave.  AFSCME assures Clinton that the  union will keep silent if he calls Newt's bluff and shuts-down government.  The culprit: Newt Gingrich. Only informed citizens hate Clinton's guts. AFSCME assures Democrats  that the  union will keep silent if they call the GOP's bluff and shuts-down government. The culprit: "right-wing teaparty fanatics who hold the House captive. President's popularity What Gulf War? Who cares? Newt Gingrich is the anti-Christ Zero, at home and abroad, but who cares?  Media Response  MEDIA interviews with disappointed school groups who weren't able to see the dinosaur, and vendors whose lives are shattered because hot dog sales have tanked clog the airwaves. MEDIA interviews with disappointed school groups who weren't able to see the dinosaur, and vendors whose lives are shattered because hot dog sales have tanked clog the airwaves. MEDIA interviews with disappointed school groups who weren't able to see the dinosaur, and vendors whose lives are shattered because hot dog sales have tanked clog the airwaves. Patriot  Media WSJ Editorial Page WSJ Editorial Page, Rush Limbaugh, FreeRepublic.com  The Internets; talk radio, Blogs, FOX NEWS Result Republican cave-in Republican cave-in Republican cave-in  (accepts phony budget cuts) When disgraced ex-President Bill Clinton told   President Obama to "call the GOP's 'bluff' in the budget stalemate—well, if you didn't know before, you knew then what to expect.  I had been hopeful that the media presence of  Fox News reporting factually, and the internet would   trump the  Democrat Media Complex.  But, oh no.   Well, that's not entirely true.  What we've seen happen is  the DMC  continue to simply ignore reality,  and report what they like, creating a bodyguard of lies that appeal to the low-information voter in this bizarre new political universe.  Truth to them is what they perceive it to be. As we speak, Speaker Boner is plotting another cave-in that will pass muster with the teaparty faction who control the House.  We will lose. Why?  Vichy Republicans will not come to grips with the reality that they are at with another evil empire requiring the use of nuclear weaponry if necessary.   ”

FULL STRAIGHT JACKET

LIARS and Other Democrats                   "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell.  TRKOF&S “ Is This Man Insane? I don’t believe America has ever seen such a thing. The leader of the free world just followed Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu’s honest, visionary, and serious U.N. speech with a speech of his own in the Rose Garden. More like it, President Obama just recorded essentially an infomercial on the disastrous Obamacare rollout. In a speech full of unserious claims and low-level false accusations against those who disagree with his liberal, unworkable policies, this president engaged in doublespeak without even blinking. It was unreal. What a difference in leadership style and substance we witnessed today on U.S. soil. The two speeches said it all. A Warrior unifying his nation and their allies, and a Community Organizer un-organizing and dividing his own. Obama just proclaimed all our predictions about Obamacare were wrong. The economy is doing great, he claimed, though he dare not direct that to the millions of people who are being kicked to part-time employment, to bankrupt cities, to shuttered Main Street businesses, and to conscientious taxpayers suffocating under a $17 trillion debt. Obama just claimed for the umpteenth time there will be no health care rationing (aka “death panels”), but apparently Howard Dean, Paul Krugman, and Obama’s own former director of Medicare and Medicaid (and anyone who read the IPAB section of the monstrous bill) didn’t get the memo on that one. Obama just claimed that the last government “shutdown” in 1996 hurt the economy, when in fact he knows the stock market boomed. I guess he thinks he can furlough reality too. He’s also claiming that he cut deficits in half. In what alternate universe? And if that’s the case, then why does he insist on yet another enormous debt ceiling increase? The White House is now condescendingly comparing Obamacare’s numerous “glitches” to Apple software updates. The difference is we can CHOOSE to buy Apple products; no one forces us. Obviously the comparison is ridiculously unserious as we find out the harsh, life-changing punishments this new arm of the IRS will hit us with if we don’t buy Obama’s forced product. Among so many other distorted things, Obama just declared that “Obamacare is open for business” – well, aside from all the “glitches” I guess. His infomercial sent people to broken websites and a hotline that seems permanently on hold. And this same bureaucracy will now be in charge of our health care, which is 1/6th of our economy. Nah, surely nothing could go wrong with that. [More -Sarah Palin] Skoonj Point and Match ”

11 Lovely Things

\11 Wonderful Things Is she brewing 'Feminine Sacks' tea?   Or Broth?

Telepathic Rape’

Must Eat Brains              “ man in ‘telepathic rape’ case pleads guilty On Tuesday, Utah woman Meloney Sellneit pleaded guilty to illegal gun charges because she convinced her husband to shoot their neighbor because she was the victim of “telepathic rape.” That’s right folks, Meloney got a man shot because she didn’t like that he was :eye-fucking" her. Authorities accused Meloney of illegally purchasing a gun for Michael Selleneit, a violent felon, and inciting him to shoot Tony Pierce twice in the back while Pierce was working in his yard, according to the Salt Lake City Tribune. Michael, 53, later told police Pierce, 41, had been telepathically raping his wife for years and was using crack cocaine to control her mind. Which is why, when wooing a woman telepathically, it pays to teleport flowers and some nice chocolate—and maybe a few roofies—before the telepathic date begins.  Ray Romano explains things. ”

HAIL TO THE REDSKINS, You Silly Savages

“ The Real Meaning of the “Redskins” Debate Should Congress care about the name of a professional sports team? Of course not, but that means nothing to that lot. A group of Native Americans is pursuing a suit to strip the name of federal trademark protection. A few publications have stopped using the term in stories about the team. In May, 10 members of Congress wrote team owner Dan Snyder asking him to find a new name. Snyder, however, says that will "never" happen. Plenty of commentators have ... blah-blah-blah I stand by what I said on Sunday, August 07, 2005.  For all the good  it did not do. (Hint - Play song selection #1 on the jukebox while you're there.) ”

Hollywood Law Makers

Nanny State - one regulation away from total bliss                                         “ Halle Berry’s Law Is Social Media Monitoring Coming to a School Near You? ... Police will conduct sting operations to enforce a new California law--championed by actress and humanitarian Halle Berry and Jennifer Garner--that cracks down on paparazzi who photograph the children of celebrities.  The main justification is--what else?--keeping kids safe, and administrators are keeping their eyes peeled for all kinds of possible red flags, including drug use, profanity, bullying, hate speech, sexual harassment, and the use of fake IDs. California’s Glendale Unified School district is monitoring 14,000 students, and the company hired to conduct the snooping expects to be keeping tabs on students in 3,000 schools worldwide by the end of the year. In short, the law will (almost certainly) eventually mimic Britain's law that makes it a crime to photograph and child without parents permission (think soccer matches. etc).  I could just as well have use the Police State banner for this post. ”

The Beige Neck Pillow

Rorschach Tests I Have Failed

Ruh-Roh, I had a vision UPDATE As seen The Neck Pillow Trick Original under Rollover

Snake Charmer Needed

What I See                         Why is this lady upset? rollover As seen

CAIR pulls a ACORN- changes name

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China Invents Hairy Stockings The  Council on American-Islamic Relations  (CAIR*)  is seeking an injunction to stop sales of Hairy Legs in the U.S. They argue that the stockings were not invented by China, but rather are copies of Muslima  legs. *This Just In.  WTF? Last week the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) formally changed its name to Washington Trust Foundation (WTF). Unlike the above, this is NOT a parody. CAIR's staus as a named terrorist group, and failure to file any tax returns for several years have rendered it increasingly toothless (but still hairy).

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Chumps at Rutgers

Jersey Chumps

'Don't worry about the insignificant Tea Party, Chris; I have an in with the GOP Ron Metzger

Destructive Snakes

Oh My

The third hole is clogged with crap