Gun Salesman of the Year

Tim W

'We'll Do Anything' Strategy

Gummint Motors Finds Sales Strategy Overseas "F" Word Used

Obama Minister of Making Everthing, 'We already have all the components in place!' ” "California, Here We Go" Juice

The brides were lovely

Shaykh  Samir Myhid Manuni Holds Mass  Ceremony

"Manunis" Wed

Bailout Mascot

Rodge, I not mad enough yet. What esle you got?

The Declaration of Independence was repealed 4/2/09

More here

It's impossible to keep up with this government. If America doesn't take back control in 2010 -- Republicans, Libertarians. Goohs - any coalition of folks who hate us being turned into Northern Cuba must take at least 100 House seats, and every Senate seat, or the nation is irrevocably lost. Might be anyway.  Of course, there always this noogie stick  in the woodpile.

Squeeze Bacon - OMG!

Why We W  Sigh ...

“ This is a cruel, cruel prank. I now want nothing more in the world than to own a bottle of Squeez Bacon - a desire that will never be fulfilled. ... Etc.  ”

Yada-yada-yada

Kids all start out the same

Birkat Hachamah

Every 28 years ...

Given the close relationship, and common beliefs of Judaism, Christianaity, and Islam (for those Muslims who can read) , I'm somewhat surprised that I have never heard of this before. I wonder if Charles Johnson is observing?  snark “ Every 28 years the sun returns to the same position, at the same time of the week, that it occupied at the time of its creation—at the beginning of the fourth day of creation. A special blessing – called Birkat Hachamah, "the sun blessing" – is recited to mark this event. Due to the rarity of this event, this blessing is customarily recited amid large public gatherings of men, women and children. ”

Sir, Yes Sir!

You want me on this wall

“ This article is directed at those in the conservative movement who find my existence grotesque.  You know who you are.  You are the people that do not know how to get from point A to point B without being led around by the nose.  You are the people who might be able to recite Jefferson, Madison, Washington and other founding fathers but cannot understand what you are quoting and the meaning of those words.  ”

Mr. Blow and Rick Moran will find this interesting.  I find it validating.  Here's a little snippage ... “ Last week my Marine Corps. buddy and I were discussing the current state of America and the exchange eventually led into what the options for the nation were moving forward.  He, like myself, has become very concerned about the direction this great nation is heading and he foresees America as quickly becoming far too weak to correct its course.  He asked me straight, "What do you think needs to be done?"  I responded, without even a second thought, that I thought there were three options that faced us; convert the hearts of Americans to embrace liberty through proselytizing on its virtues and retake our government through peaceful means, acquiesce to the current majority and join them in socialist misery or, lastly and ultimately, have an armed revolution that would either allow those of us that believe in liberty to part ways and divide the nation or that would retake the entire nation.  I added that I did not believe that those who are currently destroying America would let us leave willingly and without a fight making that last option inevitable should they not be converted and considering that many Americans would never chose to join them willingly and would need to forcibly defend their right to cease being part of yet another failed socialist non-utopia utopia. He then responded with what was obvious surprise, but relieved surprise, that I even mentioned that last course as an option. ” Tennis, anyone? LSoG tip

Montana's Challenge

“Governor Brian Schweitzer's signature is all that is needed to set up a potentially explosive battle between state sovereignty on the one hand, and smothering, centralized federal power on the other.”

This is right out of the movie "The Second Civil War"  While the plot there was ostensibly a rebellion against immigration policy, its scope covered constitutional overreaching by the Federal gummint. “ Montana-made guns may form the basis for a court showdown over states' rights if the governor signs a bill to release some firearms in the state from federal regulation. The proposed law aims to exempt firearms, weapons components and ammunition made in Montana and kept in Montana from federal gun laws. Since the state has few gun laws of its own, the legislation would allow some gunowners and sellers in the state to skirt registration, licensing requirements and background checks entirely. ” The question is, will a governor who bragged that he  rigged the 2006 Montana elections in favor of the Democrat Party sign it? .

Masochists love Obama

News Digest For Peeps What Like Being Kicked In The Balls, Getting Root Canals, and Seeing Nancy Pelosi on TV.

But wait ... there's more. “ “Turkish Police Thwart Obama Assassination Conspiracy” Well, that’s one way to make Keith Olbermann’s Worst Person in the World segment, I guess. (Protein Wisdom) Shocker!... Liberal Detroit Has More Registered Voters Than Residents Shocker?  Gateway Pundit     Thank heavens! The Stimulus checks arrived and ACORN is hiring! Think you're the right man or woman for the job? Be prepared for a grueling interview... (Doug Ross) ThyssenKrupp AG  (or something)   Bankrolled Sharpton Convention Featuring Biden It's the Fascist way ” PS - I had a devil of a time finding that portion of Obama's speech about "... the Islamic faith, which has done so much over so many centuries to shape the world for the better -- including my own country."  Seems to have been snipped from news accounts, and many   transcripts.

I'll lead you to the enemy, then it's up to you

That Government-Media Complex

ABC NEWS headliner George Stephanopoulos's participation in the White House cabal to attack "unfavored" voices is just one of the troublesome things that Soros look-alike (in more ways than one) Stanley Greenberg admits to -- with oh-so smug equanimity.

Comical Obama

Images From New ‘The Righteous Retribution of Barack the Barbarian’ Comic Book

Now you know the rest of the story

The New Regime Celebrates Something

An Obama Easter

Obsessed With Me

HELP ME!!!!

LSOG

Constipated?

PSA

Frank & Evvy

GM

Fascists tell producers what to make; Communists sieze production.

Which one governs us?

“ April 7, 2009 Coming Soon From Government Motors This is not a joke, but an actual product scheduled to be produced by the bloated farce that was once General Motors but has now been nationalized by the Obama regime: It's called a PUMA, which stands for Personal Urban Mobility and Accessibility. Top speed is 35 mph. No word on how much they'll cost, but don't worry, they'll be subsidized by the government, just like the UAW slackers who will make them during the brief gaps between their coffee breaks. ” Moonbattery continued ... (picture added)

Lefty Gun Nuts

The Lefty's View

Snippage from The book of Shibboleth (View from the Porch blog) “ Everyone who's ever attended a gun show knows that you are guaranteed to find at least one table (and probably several) of genuine whackos: Neo-Nazis, conspiranoiacs, people who think space aliens assassinated Elvis with fluoridated water, that sort of thing. It's just the eddies in the stream where the First and Second Amendments flow together. Frankly, a gun show without Nazis to mock would be like a gun show without beef jerky. Every now and again, some lefty discovers this and recoils in horror, completely ignoring the fact that their side of the political fence has its own equally charming equivalents (It ain't bible-thumping conservatives smashing store windows and playing slap-tickle with the riot cops every time the WTO comes to town...) Something that I got a giggle out of in the latest bout of the vapors over Knob Creek is the mention of The Anarchist's Cookbook as a (and I quote) "soldier of fortune training manual": highly secret “soldier of fortune” training manuals (”Militiaman’s Handbook”, “How to Change Your Identity and Erase Bad Credit”, “The Anarchist’s Cookbook”, “The Hit Man’s Guide to Assassination” . . .) I am going to go out on a limb and state that these correspondents have never read said Cookbook. I can state this with reasonable certainty, because if there is a less right-wing, "soldier of fortune" book than The Anarchist's Cookbook, I am not aware of it. The book in question is a charming counterculture relic from the days when Baby Boomers sat around crash pads with flat stomachs and full heads of hair (or heads full of Hair) and planned The Revolution. For heaven's sake, it has recipes for hallucinogenic drugs (which you shouldn't follow, by the way) and instructions on how The People can rise up against The Man to stop the Vietnam War. By "Anarchist", it means Kropotkin, not Kazynski. ” A good blog to follow ...

Obama Defol

Schuyler Fisk

My Schuyler Fisk story

While recommending the movie "I'm Reed Fish" to MoSup last night, while I watched Hoops - it's available on Showtime On-Demand - I said that I couldn't do the same on my blog, or I'd be expelled from the man club.  But I'm doing it anyway, because now I can add something that men will understand.  That in a moment. I watched two movies over the weekend, The Promotion, and said Reed Fish.  Both wildly exceeded my expectations.  The Promotion,  because I associate star Seann William Scott with American Pie goofiness, but he's excellent in the role of Doug, the assistant grocery store manager, as is John C. Reilly as his nemesis, but I expected that. I don't know what prompted me to try Reed Fish, but I'm glad I did.  Didn't  recognize a person in the movie ... including Katie Sagal who has .. aged somewhat.  I found  Reed's old girlfriend Jill, played by Schuyler Fisk, whom I'd never heard of before, hauntingly pretty.  Her impromptu singing at a bar talent show blew me away, so I looked her up.  Here's her Facebook, but I'm sure y'all know her stuff.   Now, here's the man stuff. Some years ago, c1983, the wife and I were meeting friends for lunch at Charlottesville's Boars Head Inn.  We had a table, they were late.  I went to the lobby to make sure they weren't waiting for us there and noticed a women with a baby stroller, baby and bags in arms, struggling to open the door.  She was with an older woman I took to be her mother.  I opened the door for them, and offered to carry her bags, which she allowed, and I followed them into the dining room where they were seated at the table behind ours.  It was Sissy Spacek, and the baby had to be her daughter, now named Schuyler Fisk.  Our friends arrived just then, and I whispered to them "don't look, but that's Sissy Spacek behind you.  They looked, but fortunately she didn't notice, because she was removing her breast (left one) from behind a dropped flap, and began feeding little Schuyler.  Guys know where I'm coming from here.  I 'm uncomfortable with women who breast feed in public, because I can't not watch.  I just can't (unless it's my daughter, stab my eyes out).  She looked up and caught me, gave a wee hint of a smile and I looked away, embarrassed at being caught. That's my Schuyler Fisk story.  I recommend both movies. Oh yeah, Sissy somehow got my phone number and called and called until MoSup threatened to rip her eyes out.  I think that happened, but I'm old and get mixed up.