Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Cue Obama


Tonight: Obama to Play Hero, Take 'Full Responsibility' for Libya




Think about it: If Obama were to stand up before the American people tonight and thank Hillary for being The Greatest Secretary Of State In The History Of The Americas and then pull her out from under the bus and accept 100% of the responsibility himself, he'd look like some kind of hero.

A moment like this would be dramatic, make the president look good, and likely command a lot of the attention in post-debate coverage. Pulling a manufactured stunt like this also presents almost no downside (everyone blames Obama anyway) and almost 100% upside. - [Full]


This is all the media need to proclaim him the winner. Mitt's response ought be, then why did you lie about it? Your obvious incompetency?



Hollywood News

We were just now watching the evening news on Channel 11 (because the TV was tuned to that channel.)    Munching pork chops. Bunch of stuff about an Ethel Kennedy special coming up; a new look for Britney Spears, and blah-blah blah.    Then, after a commercial break, we discovered we were watching Inside Hollywood— not CBS Evening news.  We laughed. How can you tell? 




CRAP

Retards


It doesn't pay to help sometimes


Res Ipsa Loquitor


  Today I had to go to Sears.

   As I approached the entrance,   I noticed a driver looking for a parking space.   I flagged to the driver and pointed out a handicap parking space that was open and available.
 
  The driver looked puzzled, rolled down her window and said;  I'm not handicapped!
 
 Well, as you can imagine, my face was red!

  "Oh, I'm sorry" I said. "I saw your Obama bumper-sticker  and just assumed that you suffer from a mental disorder".

She gave me the finger and screamed some nasty names at me.  Boy! Some people don't appreciate it when you're just trying to help them out!

Tim W



Al Franken Sobs Because He's a Sorry-Ass




"I'm not good enough.. everybody's better than me ... and and doggone It, I deserve to be in prison." Illegitimate U.S. Sen. Al Franken





Sen. Al Franken broke down and cried while delivering a speech on the Senate floor.  Tears flowed as Franken recounted how his campaign, with the aid of crooked Minnesota judges, stole a Senate seat from Norm Coleman.  More than 100 of his supporters are convicted of felony voter fraud, and the process continues as ... what? Violence against women?  Really? I'll be damned.

Never mind.  Sorry.


A shot across the bow

Sigh

IMPEACH ROMNEY
Res Ipsa Loquitor


If the sports writers can begin seeding for college football bowl games before the season begins, and they do, then why can't I interpolate our new Administration?  Answer, I can, and will  project, based on past GOP performances.

Impeach President Romney!

In office two days, and has failed to:
  • Order drilling Alaska's Prudhoe Bay and ANWR
  • Has not issued an Executive Order suspending all environmental restrictions on construction, or harvesting our natural resources.
  • Has not asked the Senate to remove all Obama appointed judges for cause.
  • Has not ordered that National Guard armories issue weapons to the citizenry in Detroit, Oakland, and New Jersey to put down rioting Obamunists.
  • Has not fired all Obama political appointees
  • Did not sequester all funds slated to implement Obamacare.
A shot across the bow, President Mitt.

 

Can Canada be far behind?

Euro Trash
Swiss Prepare Army for Euro Zone Fallout

Res Ipsa Loquitor

With anti-austerity protests across Europe resulting in civil unrest on the streets of Athens and Madrid, the European country famed for its neutrality is taking unusual precautions.

Switzerland launched the military exercise “Stabilo Due” in September to respond to the current instability in Europe and to test the speed at which its army can be dispatched. The country is not a member of the union or among the 17 countries that share the euro. [Full]



Res Ipsa Loquitor
In response, the servile French, having elected a Communist government, are preparing for battle on their own peculiar way.

‘Parent 1’ and ‘parent 2’ could legally replace mom and dad in France

The economy?  Again their Communist government comes to the rescue.  They will simply raise taxes as required to maintain their workers paradise, 

Until the Moslems take over.


Taxidermy. How Hard Can It Be?

Monday, October 15, 2012

Take that, Fiends

How I Saw It                              
  

  What a day, so far!
Res Ipsa Loquitor

So I went to the Food Lion this morning and out front  a bunch of SEIU people were picketing because Food Lion isn't union.  You know how we feel about that.  I grabbed a cart and started for the entrance when six of them set upon me with a vengeance,  They were using clubs, I had just my fists.  After a bout ( get it? a bout?) 10 minutes the ma'amager came out to find six SIEU thugs laying on the ground, and asked if I'd like some gauze for my bleeding mouth.  I replied, "No thank you Ma'am, I'll just go home and have a swig of red whiskey."  She gave me a hug.  The police were arriving, so I just melted away. 

Or, I had some molars pulled.  I forget.  I'm still groggy.



Candy

Too Much Candy
WAY


Res Ipsa Loquitor

In a rare example of political unity, both the Romney and Obama campaigns have expressed concern to the Commission on Presidential Debates about how the moderator of the Tuesday town hall has publicly described her role, TIME has learned.
Read more:

For the life of me,  I can't figure out why Romney's people have conceded to the media Fox News apartheid, and once again let the same old skanks run the show?  Tell me, who has the greater respect as a newsman- Britt Hume,  or Candy Crowley? There is a reason Candy's employer CNN have no audience— they have no cred.

 Anyway, it's amusing that even Obama is worried because Candy Crowley has announced her intention to run amok, and do what the hell she wants in the next debate.  I know why.  No matter which way she wants to steer the debate, Mitt can answer truthfully, and probably escape the trap.  Obama can only lie. 

Finally, what the hell is this daily bouncing about with the poll numbers?  Who are they polling?  Where do you find voters who change their minds 4-5 times a week? 




Sunday, October 14, 2012

Arlo "Magic Bullet" Sphincter RIP

AP: Sen Arlen Specter Has died





The Boss- My Ass

What I See        
Born in the USA. 
So was Barbara Streisand


There are things in life, cultural things, that I never really understood.  Georgie Jessel?  There was a time in the 60's when he was on every variety show imaginable, where the likes of Dean Martin and Bob Hope would howl at his every utterance.  WTF?

And  "The Most Trusted Man in America."  WTF?  Who decided that?  Has anyone ever pinned down the first time someone used that Walter Cronkite appellation?  And Why?

And the Dallas Cowboys—"America's Team."  WTF? Who said?  If there was ever an America's NFL team, it was Lombardi's Green Bay Packers. Dallas? 

Bruce Springstein—"The Boss."  WTF?  See Cronkite. And maybe it's just me, but, STG, Dion Dimucci, Chuck Berry, Jerry Butler and even Percy Sledge delivered more memorable music than this guy. 

Stab me in the liver,  Sheesh.




St Ann Slays Dragons



Ann Coulter Cuts Off C-SPAN Caller
... and other delicious things


I taped this last week, and got around to watching it last night.  Trust me here; this will be the best thing you see on television all week. The callers, many spectacularly stupid, are handled with aplomb and cool efficiency by Saint Ann (yes, Saint Ann!). .






Let the kids do it

Kids at Play
 K.I.S.S.
An abstract for the paper debunks the claim that the president has the Constitutional to not enforce civil laws crafted and passed by Congress.

Res Ipsa Loquitor


“It’s the duties of the president. He must always uphold the law.”

- John Yoo, Berkeley law professor and former State Department attorney

In the paper entitled, “The Obama Administration, the Dream Act and the Take Care Clause,” authors Robert Delahunty of the University of St. Thomas [Minnesota] and John Yoo, a law professor at University of California at Berkeley and former U.S. deputy assistant attorney general, blast Obama's moratorium on deporting certain illegal immigrants. The professors dismissed the idea that the decision on whether to deport illegal immigrants who are arrested for minor infractions is a matter of prosecutorial discretion.

“If there’s one case and it’s left to the prosecutor well that’s fine, but what Obama did was take a million cases and leave it up to prosecutorial discretion, “John Yoo said to FoxNews.com. “The only reason it’s under [Department of Homeland Security Secretary] Janet Napolitano’s discretion is because Obama had made his decision. If she’s doing it under her own, she would have to be fired.” [Full]

Let's say you could take a group of 3rd graders,  and in a flash inculcate their little brains with the full text and meaning of the U.S. Constitution; and an honest history of the United States.  Having done this, we have them read the law professor's argument, and ask— " what should be done?"   The answers would undoubtedly be:
  1. Impeach and remove this President
  2. If the Congress will not impeach and remove the President, remove them.
  3. If they resist, nourish our "Tree of Liberty" with their blood. 
  4. Give Free Ice Cream to Everyone*
That's how simple this is.  So where have we gone wrong?



* There's always one retard in every class,





Saturday, October 13, 2012

Be Positive



Be Positive
The Cups are ¾ Full


Cups ¾ Full

Bill Barrow and Bonnie Rodham


Bonnie & Clyde













Bill is positively insane about getting back to White House.  Like the Little League dad who screwed up in his big game,  and wants  to atone  through his son.  Bill is using Hillary.  The problem is, she's worse than him.  He at least can be likable. .


Res Ipsa Loquitor

Show me a more disastrous State Department than Hillary's?  Jimmy Carter's, maybe.  Carter's ineptness made a shambles of everything Africa, and handed Iran over to Moslem radicals.  Foul mouth Hillary has overseen the loss of virtually every Middle East nation to radical Islam, and  has the world on the verge of nuclear Armageddon.  What are she and Bill concerned about?  That she might be "tarred" by her performance as Obama's  handmaiden.  This lady has committed so many crimes that I doubt all of them have yet to be collected in one spot (although many have tried). 













Mired in Racist Thought

Liberal Racism                          



Res Ipsa Loquitor

Can blacks' support for Obama be compared with white voters who may favor his Republican challenger, Mitt Romney, because he's white?





Lite A Manly Candle

Manly Men




"This guy is a Liar, and you can't debate a liar." -Axelrod

"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what  the hell." TRKOF&S

Quote of the Day from David Axelrod
This guy is a Liar, and you cannot debate a liar.



Axelrod aside, this list of  Biden's lying lies will have little effect on  people who are wont to read Roger 'SIMPLE' Simon's Joltin’ Joe knocks Ryan out of the park, but for the record [....] I just soldered it. 


Stuff in Ohio

Oh My- Anxiety
Potentially Painful Poll for Ohio Coming Today

Cry Wolf

Shot fired at Denver Obama campaign office

previously

Fake hate crime alert: Leftists vandalize Denver Democrat HQ; Dems smeared Obamacare foes