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This is a classic example of how democrat campaign lies become, for them, historical fact. Robert Reich Wrongly Claims Bill Clinton Inherited a Recession I'll cut Reich a little slack here because he's the only Clinton cabinet member to ever show any sign of embarrassment about his participation.  I think, then,  that Reich's memory has now been reprogrammed, although at one time he knew it was all a lie.  The 1992 Clinton campaign battle cry was "The current administration has compiled the worst economic record in 50 years."  Remember?  Only democrats, with their hammerlock control of  media messaging could get away with that lie.  The 1992 recession had in fact ended in March. Moreover, it wasn't until the Republicans took control of congress in 1994 that Clinton administration economic growth would eclipse Bush's last months in office. So, there's that,  but, while I'm on the subject of  deranged minds ... Andrew Sullivan Tagged for Rampant Falsehoods About Catholic Church, Pope No surprise here. Back in the day when I Pay Pal'd (Amazon actually) Sullivan, I argued with his (he is Catholic)  contention that the Catholic church had to weed out homosexual priests.  Really. This was during the first orchestration of the all priests are pedophiles meme.  I felt then, and still feel, that if Catholic priests honored their vow of chastity, sexual orientation makes no difference. A chart showing the percentage of pedophiles in the United States Congress v. pedophile priests would look like this Gradually however Sullivan relinquished what good sense he had and engaged in a balls-out campaign for gay marriage.  It became his raison d'être  When I could no longer differentiate between Andrew and Gore Vidal, I unplugged him.  Now he's just another liar in a land filled with them.

Goofiest bastid without trying, ever.

It just occured to me - Joe Biden is a living Photoshopee

Would be okay if his partner was Oliver Hardy and not the POTUS

FDR's Canceled Checks

Once Before

Fur ball thing

Too Cute

Not what you think.  I'm just a thesis shy of my doctorate in zoogabra, so my interest here is in the prickly pear thing animal.  In fact, I'll be giving a lecture if you're in the area on that date.

Space Shuttle Pics

Some Polaroid Space Shuttle Pics.

Don M

So Ted goes to hell ...

A Parable

A corrupt U.S. Senator dies and shows up at the pearly gates and asks to be let in. "What we'll do,"  says St. Peter,  "is you'll spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity." "Really?, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Senator. "I'm sorry, but we have our rules." So the dead Senator goes to hell for a day.  It's freaking amazing.  Parties, golf, beautiful women. Satan wears a tuxedo and is an affable, congenial, host who tells great jokes. In other words, not at all what he expected.  Soon it's time to spend a day in heaven where he joins a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns. "Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity." The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell." So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The elevator door opens and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, who are now dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls to the ground. "WTF?" cries the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?" The devil smiles at him and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning, Today, you voted.." Sort of what happened in November, 2008, only not as bad. Merrily

Memories from the Attic

Toys in the attic Eric Holder's Pedigree

Saturday is when I do picture files house cleaning.   Usually I get waylaid, like with this Clinton era picture of Eric Holder that has new relevance. You may remember, going back to the Clinton terror, that Hillary Clinton was furious with Janet Reno for opening the door to a Whitewater special prosecutor, and wanted her out.  Post 1996 reelection buzz, however,  had Reno coming to an agreement with Hillary, and was allowed to stay on as AG -- under  guidance from  Deputy Attorney General Jamie Gorelick, and later her successor Eric Holder.  It was Holder who engineered the Easter Sunday Elain Gonzalez kidnapping in 2000.  Despite pictures to the contrary, Holder maintained, and I quote, that Gonzalez "was not taken at the point of a gun."  He also  claimed  that the federal agents whom he had sent to liberate Gonzalez had acted "very sensitively."  All this evidently recommended him in Obama when it came time to select his own AG.  So far he hasn't disappointed.  Obama. Here's another one I found; a Chuckles Schumer rollover. Chuckles will never go out of style as an object of ridicule. Chuckles

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Is nobody to be safe? From sneaky upskirters with a phone cam

TSA GROPE SONG

Culturally embedded

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metaphor worthy

something something

Chuck smoking

Prince Charles with a fag and a hag PC ALERT

MoSup was telling me earlier that news accounts of the royal mob confrontation she watched showed Prince Charles holding a lit cigarette in his hand.  She was surprised because she hadn't known he was a smoker.  Later on she watched as another account used the same picture, but this time the fag was photochopped away.  If you see that version, let us know.  Why?  I dunno.  Because. In the MSNBC account the announcer says that the riots are in response to the "government tripling college tuition in a country where it has long been free." Hmmmm.. 3 X 0= ???

Decriminalize willful HIV infection wtf?

RUH-ROH    When you see the phrase "UN and Planned Parenthood" used in any context,  get ready for something disgusting

UN and Planned Parenthood seek to decriminalize willful HIV infection

RAIL GUN!

HEADS UP BOYS & GIRLS

“ A theoretical dream for decades, the railgun is unlike any other weapon used in warfare. And it's quite real too, as the U.S. Navy has proven in a record-setting test today in Dahlgren, VA. Rather than relying on a explosion to fire a projectile, the technology uses an electomagnetic current to accelerate a non-explosive bullet at several times the speed of sound. The conductive projectile zips along a set of electrically charged parallel rails and out of the barrel at speeds up to Mach 7. Navy Sets World Record With Incredible, Sci-Fi Weapon I posted below the segtment from Future Weapons that explains what a rail gun is.  It looks like develpment is ahead of schedule, but raises in my my mind two questions. Have the Chinese stolen this technology too? Will Chuck Schumer try to ban the sale of this weapon to the public?

I'm somewhat serious about the Schumer question.  It's my contention that when the founders recognized the need for an armed citizenry to defend against tyrannical government, the long rifle was what both sides would use.  If we are to maintain that ability,  then it's necessary that we be able to defend in kind against whatever Obamuntists  a theoretical out of control government could throw at us.  Oui?

I'm MAD AS HELL and so are you

With the world verging on anarchy where even Britian's royal family is attacked on the street, certainly we can establish an international hit squad to deal with ass hats like Bolivian President Evo Morales and anyone else still trying to perp the global warning fraud, and even punish the original ringleaders for costing the world billions of dollars and the tragedy of CFL bulbs, and you know  who he is

Daily Duh

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