Say Ahhh

Brazilian

“ The Department of Defense briefed the President this morning and told OBAMA that two Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.  To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face.  Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.   Finally, he composed himself and asked, "Just how many is a brazilian?"  This is especially enlightening since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either. ” Merrily

Double Knockout

Okay guys, you're gonna want to see this ...

Merilly

Our United States Senate

Orrin Nut Hatch

Orrin Hatch, who as Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee rubber stamped every left-wing judge Clinton sent before him, and who didn't come close to the no-brainer job of convicting the impeached Slickster;  and who otherwise is just another go-along-get along, "my good friend Teddy" Republican, is holding Senate hearings on  how college football picks No. 1.  “ Behind the push for the hearings is the subcommittee's top Republican, Sen. Orrin Hatch of Utah. People there were furious that Utah was bypassed for the national championship despite going undefeated in the regular season. The title game pitted No. 1 Florida (12-1) against No. 2 Oklahoma (12-1); Florida won 24-14 and claimed the title. The subcommittee's statement said Hatch would introduce legislation "to rectify this situation." No details were offered and Hatch's office declined to provide any. God Help Us. ”

Criminal Obama Suit

Criminal Complaint Filed Against Obama

... against the "imposter"

“ An ex-military officer has raised the stakes in the ongoing dispute over Barack Obama's eligibility to be president, filing a criminal complaint against the "imposter" with the U.S. attorney's office for the Eastern District of Tennessee. Retired U.S. Navy officer Walter Francis Fitzpatrick III, who has run a campaign for two decades to uncover and try to correct what he believes are criminal activities within the military, accused the president of "treason." In his complaint addressed to Obama via U.S Attorney Russell Dedrick and Assistant U.S. Attorney Edward Schmutzer, Eastern District, Tennessee, Fitzpatrick wrote: "I have observed and extensively recorded invidious attacks by military-political aristocrats against the Constitution for twenty years. "Now you have broken in and entered the White House by force of contrivance, concealment, conceit, dissembling, and deceit. Posing as an impostor president and commander in chief you have stripped civilian command and control over the military establishment." Story ” Makes as much sense as anything else.

Tailgater pulled over by cops ... kind of

Family of Irving 'Bud' Feldkamp, Dies in Montana Plane Crash

Owner of the Nation's Largest Privately Owned Abortion Chain,

“ Some of you may have seen the major news story of the private plane that crashed into a Montana cemetery, killing 7 children and 7 adults. But what the news sources fail to mention is that the Catholic Holy Cross Cemetery owned by Resurrection Cemetery Association in Butte - contains a memorial for local residents to pray the rosary, at the 'Tomb of the Unborn'. This memorial, located a short distance west of the church, was erected as a dedication to all babies who have died because of abortion. What else is the mainstream news not telling you? The family who died in the crash near the location of the abortion victim's memorial, is the family of Irving 'Bud' Feldkamp, owner of the largest for-profit abortion chain in the nation. ” I feel Feldcamp's pain, and mean that sincerely.  At the same time, I can't ignore the irony of Feldcamp's "wanted" children juxtaposed with the souls of his unwanted "clientèle."  Nuff Said. Merrily

Chicken Penis, Not Horse

Today's Collection

It's not often that ChiComs take responsibility

The Revolution Begins

Significant Others

Turning Worms

This is pretty significant ... here we have a video made by Moonbats in solidarity with real Americans for a change.  Their message: Impeach and remove this foreign national from power!  It seems Obama-Rama is getting himself triangulated, eh wot?  It's all pretty funny, in a Spanish Civil War sense (where communists were executing communists).  Here's some of the video comments ... “ Bruce1949919 (10 hours ago)  Ain't that the Truth. Get rid of this fraud now. And buy guns if you can before you can't. Take this Kenyan out of the White House or else we shall fail as the Strongest Nation in the World. NoShackles (12 hours ago)  Poor souls' hearts are in the right place, but they're still misguided: government can do nothing FOR them, only TO them. Government has no money of it's own to dole out. Government can only STEAL from productive citizens, and, with bureaucrats in-between, parcel out what's left to others. Hussein Obama is only a small part of the REAL problem, which is government. mjbomber (16 hours ago)  We can not physically fight a world government. The fight we must win is the fight of making people aware of what is really going on. Tell everyone! There are too many blind souls in America. The devil's greatest trick was convincing man that he didn't exist. Fuck the media. The government better fear the internet! CravenLeVay (17 hours ago) Screw Obama is his asshole. Fuck him the Fed and the family's that want to rule mankind we are free and always will be no matter the chemicals you put in are food. Or the poison you have made us inject. We are Americans and we have a spirit that will never be killed and that's what we will spread to the world in a real world union in peace not warheads and dead bodies. This should be in our hearts and minds everyday that goal to make everything better for everyone else. Its the only way. mjbomber (18 hours ago)  It says in our constitution that the people have the right to overthrow the government when the government has more power than the people. That time has come and past. Are you going to stand by and me marked by the beast, stripped of your weapons, and enslaved to the new world order that Obama has begun. The Revolution is now! This is real! Wake up! How will you be remembered in history? One of the idiot watchers, or one of the people who join up and fight! Wake up now! TLT1020 (17 hours ago)  If you try to overthrow the government the FEMA concentration camps will be enabled. They are expecting the riots of people so they can get ready to open those camps up ” We can not physically fight a world government. Actually you can, maybe  better than fighting our current crop of would-be storm troopers. I think most Americans would be hesitant about putting another citizen in their cross hairs, even those wearing an Obama T-shirt.  But, if Fourth Reich law was being enforced by a world organization, it wouldn't matter who was under the  Blue Helmet .  Click-click-blam, and three cheers.  Caveat: All this presupposes that Obama does not prove he is a natural born US Citizen, and/or Democrats enact unconstitutional regulations and laws.

Jenga Pistol

Today's Mystery

Why was Debra's husband Eric sent suddenly to inspect pipeline in Dubai?

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Because The IRS is in attack mode

Guess why the number one service being merchandised on the airways is "Get Relief From The IRS?"

Public Enemy Number One

People Suffer, Soros Gloats

Public Enemy Number One

Unhousebroken

Peed on the new white rug

Keeping it Real

Thought Obama was making her payments

Steyn on Barney Frank

Piggies

Kiss Your Blewdy Arse G'bye

Mark Steyn filled for Rush on Monday, and this seemed a worthwhile bit to spend some time on in hopes that it might explain where we're headed to the public school educated person in your life.

Sheep Art

Extreme Sheep LED Art

Take your mind off O-Baaa-Ma for a sweet Moment

Jodi Lou

Niggerhair Smoking Tobacco WTF?

Today's WTF?

What were they thinking?

No not the brand name.  In c. 1920 when this product was sold by B. Leidersdorf Company of Milwaukee, Wis., there was no social stigma attached to the "N" word, like it or not.  No, the WTF? comes from, have you ever smelled hair burn?  JFC!  Would anyone today sell Green Puke Pork & Beans?  Same thing.  I don't get those people.

Nanny Statism

And The One=ZERO

How Obama Happened and The One=ZERO

“ a=b a²=ab a²-b²=ab-b² (a+b)(a-b)=b(a-b) (a+b)=b a+a=a 2a=a 2=1 ”

Sounds like civil war talk to me ...

"We're looking for supporters," said DeHaven of Hoover, one of the event's organizers. "We're not looking for a fight. That will come later, when we have an army."

Guess what happens next? Here's the story.  DeHvven is part of the Zombies For Obama movement we featured Sunday.  Just yesterday the House passed the Obama Brown Shirt bill that funds the "army" DeHaven is looking forward to fighting with.  Linda Sue found another article featuring "Chris DeHaven, 63, a small-business owner from Birmingham.  “ In February 2007, he went to Selma to see Obama speak at the commemoration of the Selma-to-Montgomery march, just before Obama formally announced his candidacy. DeHaven was convinced. A Republican all his life, DeHaven was so persuaded by Obama's message of hope and change transcending race and politics that he signed up for volunteer training at 'Camp Obama' in Atlanta in August 2007. 'There were about 200 of us,' he said. 'Young, old, black and white, all kinds of people were represented, from all over the country.' ” That was the day Obama told the crowd about how his Kenyan Marxist father met his dysfunctional Kansas mother and gave birth to a little baby teleprompter.   "So don't tell me I don't have a claim on Selma, Alabama," he replied to charges from Hillary Clinton that he was using the civil rights march that he had no part in for cheap political gain.  Problem is, Little Barry  was lying.  He was born in Kenya in 1961, four years before the 1965 Selma march occurred.   But lies don't matter to True Believers like DeHaven.  Take Lechtris Holder-Lewis ... “ Lechtris Holder-Lewis, 62, came from Lanham, Md., to the ceremony. Like DeHaven, she was convinced that Obama had the temperament and intelligence to be president once she heard him speak. 'Obama woke me up four years ago,' she said. 'I was asleep. When I heard his voice and his speech at the Democratic Convention, I began to cry. I lifted up my head and said, ‘He is the one. The one to rule this country.' ” Too bad we have to kill them all.  What?  I'm joking.   But they're not.

Tear Down This Travesty

Obama Confers with Gorbachev

The old pregnant cripple ploy

Messin' with the Teleprompter President

Biden Ressuerects the "QUESTION"

“	You know, I never realized just how much power Dick Cheney had until my first day on the job. I walked into my office, and you know how the outgoing president always leaves the incoming president a note in his desk? I opened my drawer and Dick Cheney had left me Barack Obama’s birth certificate.  Vice President Joe Biden, Gridiron Dinner March 21, 2009	”
	Biden, maybe not as dumb as he acts

60 Minutes of Hilarity

"Where can you see President Obama answering the tough questions? On 60 Minutes -- on CBS." (NCAA Basketball Promo)

I ruptured myself on this one.

Just Shoot Me

Obama's Tragedy

Tragedy

“ Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy." So our illustrious President asked the class for an example of a "tragedy." One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy." "No," said Obama, "that would be an accident." A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explained Obama. "That's what we would call great loss." The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy." "Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?" "Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably wouldn't be an accident either." ” Linda Sue O'Grady

Obama Zombies

An Obama Zombie Will Be Knocking On Your Door

Can I shoot them Rodge? Don't be stupid. What then? Ask them to come in a and pray with you first.

Lady Hoops

The Real NCAA Basketball Toonament No. 1 Maryland  Versus 16th-Seeded Dartmouth Tip-Off at Approximately 2:30 p.m. ESPN, or watch Online

Bar Talk

Stuff Overheard at the O Club

“  Deacon Blues  From Suze Ormon: "Former President George W. Bush is personally responsible for the current financial crisis and should give every penny of his family fortune to the American people as a result." badanov  Cool: So we can bill Clinton for the Dot Bomb fiasco and for Enron. Thing From Snowy Mountain  Can we bill the democratic party for the consequences of exporting the US oil patch to Saudi Arabia? Sherry  Had a nagging thread of thought in the back of my mind, about this 90% tax. Sure enough -- a quick google, and this popped up at the top: Sen. Obama, who has taught courses in constitutional law at the University of Chicago, has regularly referred to himself as "a constitutional law professor," most famously at a March 30, 2007, fundraiser when he said, "I was a constitutional law professor, which means unlike the current president I actually respect the Constitution." This same professor was on Jay Leno while "his" Congress was voting on what many constitutional law professors have stated, is un-constitutional. Only those at the receiving end of this law (the bonus folks) can take this to court, to get a judgment on its validity. And already, some of these folks have moved their families, have police protection, etc... From the Counterterrism Blog today, Mafia, Mexican cartels, and terrorists rely heavily on three of their most important tradecraft tools to maintain power: corruption, intimidation and violence — the ‘hallmarks of organized crime.’ If they can’t corrupt you, they will intimidate you; if that doesn’t work, they will turn to brutal violence. Would you sue if you were one of the bonus receivers? Mike N.  At what point is everyone going to admit that the financial crisis has moved beyond AIG and is now tied up with investor anxiety over the pending remake of the economy in President Zero's image? Not until his financial backers and the press say "Son, I am disappoint!" Psst - that may be rat now! [Anger and Panic At Goldman Sachs Over 90% Tax ] ”

Comic gators

I just swam in from the 'glades, and boy are my arms tired.

ba-da-bing

Shoot first

You can always apologize if you're wrong ...

Browsers as women ...

If browsers were women ...

Not my original. The .jpg version I found was washed out, so I redid it. Author unknown. “ Firefox If you meet Firefox, it's all you can think about. She just puts so much stuff in your memory! Even though she may drive you crazy, men find it hard to dump Firefox. It's not because of herself, it's more because of the stuff she gets from that huge bunch of admirers.  All those gadgets you can use anytime while dating her makes your life so much easier. Oh, if only other women were so open ... . ” Opera Slim, sexy and tough, she'll be just for you -- if you're into that kind of woman.  She's really good in the bedroom; you'll enjoy her performance. She wont let you inside though, so full satisfaction is not guaranteed. Safari She's a hottie.  You feel really cool being with her. However, there's something you may find frustrating about her - she brings her iFriends with her, without asking, when invited into your home.  Bitch. Chrome Extremely skinny, but very cool and friendly. However, when it comes to the bedroom, she's very inexperienced and has little to offer. Forget about Kama Sutra, missionary position is all you can expect. Internet Explorer For most, she's the first woman they tried. She's really easy, but can get you infected.

But ... you promised ...

Today's Sponsor

The Fourth Reich

Is this Was Obama the end of America?

yup

Read the article.  I'm going to reprint a comment made a few days ago by an Indiana mom: “ I have quite a bit on the subject [Obama's Citizenship]  in my research material. I have hesitated to blog on it anymore for 3 reasons. One, if a man of Alan Keyes credentials can be blown off on such a serious matter, what chance does a citizen blogger have? Two, I saw what Obama's goon squad can do to someone actively trying to put the truth about him out there. Cao (Cao's Blog) had a bunch of trolls posting all her personal info on the internet during the election because she supported Larry Sinclair. That included her name, address, SS# family members... it was incredible! She was even threatened by the scum. Three, the MSM not only pushed Obama to win the election, but kept the "dirt" silent as with his taped conversation with the terrorist /extremist that the LA Times sat on. They not only pushed Obama into the White House, they chose the conservative (Rhino) McCain to run against him to make sure he got in!!! Does anyone here know any conservative that was wanting McCain in the Primary???? How did THAT happen? I am stating this because I would love to seriously have some conversation on the subject. I hate to think that our wonderful country is now OWNED by an evil Socialist syndicate, but that's how I feel. # posted by Anonymous HoosierArmyMom : 12:26 PM EDT ” Lots of people are understanding the political dynamic ushered in with Obama --  threats and fear.  His "Get in their face" instruction to his :Blue Shirts."  Personal  attacks on plain citizens who get in his way.  Club carrying  thugs who patrol polling places on election day.  His private army of ACORN intimidators and vote fixers, rewarded with 2.1 Billion dollars of taxpayer money.   The disappearance of virtually all information about his past ... we don't even know what hospital he was born in.  We can't see admission documents from the schools he attended.  There's the $200,000,000 in campaign contributions from... who knows? And nobody in the media questions it. The man is vapor.  His every past associate - I said every, is either a Marxist, a terrorist, a crook, or all three.  No exceptions.  This is the first time in my life that my opposition to a political party has caused me to seriously anticipate personal attack by government agencies, and mid night attacks on me and mine by Obama goons.  It's FEAR.  You can call this what you will, I call it the overthrow of the United States government by a foreign national and his communist goons.  You damned well oughta be afraid. But not so afraid as to not fight back.

BYE-BYE TERPS?

SHOCKERS

NCAA HOOPS

At least he didn't call him a "Dirty Sanchez" For at least the next few hours the ACC will have three of its original seven teams left in the NCAA toonymunt. Clemson, Wake, Florida State, and Boston College were all upset in the first round.  That leaves Maryland, UNC and Duke.  I wouldn't bet my lunch money on Maryland beating Memphis today, they have way too many scholar athletes for the Terps (tallest guys 6'6) to contend with.  Here's Memphis forward Pierre Henderson-Niles Bluto Henderson  assessing the challenge. “ We really ain't talked too much about Maryland. We watched a little film on 'em one time, and I know they got a good player -- I don't know his name -- but he good or whatever, so we just going to try to do what we do and stop him. I ain't never seen them; I know they got one good player, Sanchez or something like that; whatever his name is. [WaPost] ” Actually, this is exactly the kind of game Gary Williams excels at - knocking off teams he's not supposed too, but this may be too much.  These dudes have won, what 27 games in a row?   Maybe we can outsmart them. In other news, lets commiserate with Alear -- his Buckeyes went down to ... some team I never heard of.  Merrily, on the other hand, saw her Cowboys eke out a win at the buzzer against Tennessee in what was the best game I watched yesterday.  If Inspector Hamilton was still around, he'd be weeping over the same game.   Chris in NC 's Michigan team won, but Spoons is prolly in a bit of a funk after his Illini flunked out.  Linda Sue's Miami ... oh, that's right.

The New Medicare

KEEPING IT REAL

Breaking The Botox Habit With Government Hashish

Unplugged

Our Crap President Sucks

Obama Ashamed Of Old Glory? Hides Flag For Message To Iran

Military "Gun Confiscation?"

Current Serving Special Forces Soldier Warns: “Gun confiscation being set up inside the military”

Barn Army Special Forces “ It’s about time that something like this has formed. I’m an E7 in the Army National Guard (Colorado, B co. 5/19th SFG) I’m an 18C and I’m getting the hell out of the Army. I’ve had enough. I ETS in October and I’m picking up my family and we’re moving to New Hampshire to join other defenders of the Republic in a place that is still one of the freest places in the nation. (I’m a member of the Free State Project.) I’m currently serving on OWT status at Ft. Bliss, TX. I wanted to share what is going on here. ” I can't tell you that this isn't an overreaction of some kind, but it doesn't matter.  What matters is this is entirely consistent with every move our ersatz President Obama has made thus far.  His stated plan to ban all semi-auto guns; taking used military brass off the public market; using the tax weapon to punish, ala carte; taking over private sector business; wall-to-wall lies; blah-blah-blah.  Obama and Congressional Democrats are Germany's National Socialists reborn. Let's pray that nobody is forced to do something unlawful in defense of kith, kin, and country. [Cao Girl continued]

Spazz Bowl

Today's Best Rollover in the World

Dyin' Here Boss

Plan B is a Go

Pre-Absolution

Honor Murtha? My Ass!

Guess what Murtha has been given by the Navy! What's Next?

“ The U.S. Navy awarded U.S. Rep. John Murtha, D-Pa., its Distinguished Public Service Award, triggering an Internet campaign to have Navy Secretary Donald C. Winter withdraw it. Murtha, who publicly accused U.S. Marines of cold-blooded murder in a firefight in Haditha, Iraq, and was caught on camera in the Abscam scandal appearing to negotiate a bribe, was honored by the Navy for his "selfless devotion to the Nation's Sailors and Marines." The award credits him with making sure the military services "were provided the resources necessary to effectively conduct the Global War on Terrorism." ” Since names for Navy ships are  chosen and announced by the Secretary of the Navy, be prepared for this schmuck's next beauty.

A Golden Plower

Hey, Nice Club

JMcD

From Starlet to Skank

Gwyneth Paltrow, Yesterday's Boner

Hollywooders and politicos who travel overseas and slam the United States are consigned to my personal ring in Hell.  So it is with Gwyneth Paltrow who, after seeing her career tank after moving to Britain - because she didn't want to raise her child in a country where Bush is  President -  began backtracking.  She is now revealed for what she is. Shocker: Gwyneth Paltrow is a Narcissist

Danny Bickell in a Pickle

Who is Danny Bickell?

The Supreme Court law clerk evidently behind the manipulation of Obama citizenship cases vying to be heard by the court is one Danny Bickell.  While Obama cultists are busy defending Obama on the charge that he is not a US citizen - not with evidence, any of which would end this brouhaha, but with calumny - are now defending Bickell ( Dedicated to Danny Bickell...Please know that you have many fans )?  "Many fans," for doing what? Any mention of him on Wikipedia is immediately scrubbed, the Obama camp's answer to everything.   Why? Remember that the nation's news magazine of record, Sixty-Minutes, managed to go nearly eight years before critically examining anything about Bill Clinton's term.  Only after he had been impeached did they do a CYA segment.  When they do one on Obama's citizenship case, it'll mean the poseur is already on his way to Elba.  Let's pray that's PDQ.

Obama bin Hitler, er Laden, er ...

failblog FAIL

This failblog.org outfit posted a video of John Ashcroft, the last even semi-capable AG the nation's had, flubbing the difference between Osama and Obama.  You Tube offers the opportunity to respond with a video of your own, and you know exactly which video I submitted, don't you?  That's right.  Ted Kennedy.  A  legend explained that  "Your video response will be posted after it has been approved by the video owner."  It was disapproved.  I can only guess that it diluted the message of approbation the blogger was trying to sell.   FAIL. (There are actually over 1500 comments to this post?  WTF?)

Yes, there's a difference

1000 Words

Save us from "The Him"

Prescient Posters from the Past

Nostradamus Series c.1915

NCAA TOURNEY

Watch All Games Live on SPORTSLINE

In case you didn't know

ORLY TAITZ

CLERKS WITHHELD OBAMA CITIZENSHIP CASE FROM JUSTICES ? Originally posted 3/18/09

ORLY TAITZ was interviewed last night by Rollye James.  I know a number of you believe the Obama citizen eligibility quest is tilting at windmills, but you're wrong.  One of the problems is the lack of audible discussion about what this case is about.  It has nothing to do with your like or dislike of Obama.  It's about the integrity of our Constitution.  It is about undeniable truths about Obama's citizenship status, and the lies he's used to cover-up being revealed. Barack Obama is not now, nor ever was eligible to run for even the United States Senate seat he won in 2004, let alone the presidency.  That is a certainty at this point.  I broke  this interview into five parts, averaging about 7 minutes in length.  If you know nothing about this controversy, you'll be staggered.  If you think you know about this controversy, you'll still be staggered by allegations, supposedly verified by the Chief Justice, that a court clerk, or clerks, have tampered with the court dockets concerning various challenges to Obama's citizenship.  While we were wondering which Justice was voting against a full hearing, it appears the court was  unaware that a case was even in conference.  This is the biggest scandal in court history if true, and it almost certainly is.  This is Obama. 3 minute Intro to Rollye James interview with Attorney Orly Taitz, who represents several petitioners to the SCOTUS re Barack Obamam's Citizenship standing. This segement examines Barry Soretero/ Barack Obama's various identities, and several social security numbers. Examines Obama's mysterious cash flow, including an unaccounted for $200,000 million ... . Yes, it appears that Barry is also a crook. BLOCKBUSTER! Supreme Court Clerks have been removing court challenges from the docket - justices not aware they had gone to conference. BLOCKBUSTER II Supreme Court Clerks have been removing court challenges from the docket - justices not aware they had gone to conference.