Rand Paul

GOP officials try to help, and tame, Rand Paul

“ WASHINGTON (AP) -- Even as national Republican officials seek ways to limit damage from Rand Paul's unorthodox remarks, the Kentucky Senate nominee raised more eyebrows Friday by defending the oil company blamed for the Gulf oil spill. Those comments, on top of Paul's earlier suggestion that businesses should have the right to turn away racial minorities, sent gleeful Democrats into full attack mode while top Republicans pondered how to calm things down. [and he is exactly right ... ] ” Do I have to say it?  These are the same people who tried to tame Sarah Palin; freaking out when the lib media reported non-existent interview faux pas and manufactured gaffes.  So, how did that work out?  Any candidate who takes direction from  the Republican Party is too stupid to make a difference, even if they do manage to get elected.

Click-Click

"The gold package certainly has a little bit of the bling quality.."

“ D.C. to begin using more-expensive Trojan condoms in HIV prevention program D.C. officials are buying Trojan condoms to give away to high school students and college-age adults. High school students and college-age adults have been complaining to District officials that the free condoms the city has been offering are not of good enough quality and are too small and that getting them from school nurses is "just like asking grandma or auntie." So D.C. officials have decided to stock up on Trojan condoms, including the company's super-size Magnum variety, and they have begun to authorize teachers or counselors, preferably male, to distribute condoms to students if the teachers complete a 30-minute online training course called "WrapMC" -- for Master of Condoms. ” What?  Is today some Commie plot to send me over the edge?  Well, it's too late MoFos.  Free condoms are the same as free hypodermic needles; an institutional surrender flag.  Magnum, indeed. Who's gonna ask for the dinky size?  Nobody, that's who.  And the damn things will fall of quicker than Obama's popularity. Let the little pricks buy their own  and reuse them, like in the old days.

Teahers and Judges in NYC

Eek! No boners here boss Federal judge sides with city teacher Faith Kramer, who used vulgar terms during lesson on AIDs

“ "The words are entirely inappropriate," senior counsel Blanche Greenfield said. "Their use in a classroom reflects unacceptable and extremely poor judgment by the teacher and is plainly not consistent with community values." In the 2007 lesson, Kramer asked students at Intermediate School 72 on Staten Island to write down words they used when speaking about sex. The results was a long list of slang terms, like banana and taco, jugs and family jewels. Some were obscure; a few were in Yiddish. Parents complained and Kramer was booted from the classroom for eight months and denied a satisfactory rating while educrats investigated. ” JFC!  The classroom isn't your dinner table, you stupid twat. Oh well, just makes it easier when I decide to press the blow-every-goddamn-thing-up button.  via Chairman Ann

Osplatt

Fling a-bama!

“ Watch as Obama falls on the bubbles or grab him and fling him about as you watch the physics. after  flinging that little jerk around, I now feel so much better! LOL   http://www.y8.com/games/Falling_Obama   Chrissie Theodore's World blog ” I remember posting this maybe 6-7 years ago, with different graphics.  If I was going to reconstitute it, there would be a hidden brick wall. Still fun; thanks Chrissie.

Come again?

Merrily

Union Scum

Unions to spend $100M+ in 2010 campaign to save Dem majorities Wow, Barry's gonna be very pissed about that.  You know how he feels about special interest money skewing our election process.

Blumenthal du Jour

More Democrats being Democrats

Walter Olsen at  Overlawyered has a post about today's WSJ article “The other Blumenthal scandal.”  “ For more on some of the cases that have brought Blumenthal his reputation as a bully and grandstander, start here, here, and here. And William Saletan at Slate is out with the piece I wish I’d written comparing Blumenthal’s repeated misstatements on his service record with the sorts of misrepresentations for which he’s gone after marketers and other businesses over the years. ” Mr. Olsen ends with what interests me most about this "Winter Soldier" “ For some light on how Blumenthal happened to obtain a photo opportunity in a VFW hall to denounce his critics, check out this post by Ronald Winter. ” Human crap.

The Sestak Bribe

Democrats being Democrats

The Schultz Doctrine states that any ex-military officer who runs for office as a Democrat is ipso facto not fit to hold office. There are no known recent exceptions. Moving on now, to retired admiral Joe Sestak.  The video above is more damning evidence against the Administration, with Sestak the pawn who ain't talking because, well, the ipso facto thing.  You know -- Party trumps rectitude. This transcript via The Weekly Standard. “ White House press secretary Robert Gibbs was questioned closely and at length today about whether the White House would care to clear the air about Pennsylvania Democrat Joe Sestak's claim he was offered a federal job if he'd drop out of the race against Sen. Arlen Specter. Here is what Gibbs had to say:     I don’t have anything to add to what I said in March.     I don’t have anything to add today.     I don’t have anything to add to that.     I gave that answer in March, and I don’t have anything to add to that.     Jake, I don’t have anything to add to what I said in March.     I don’t have anything to add to what Jake asked me.     I will just refer you to what I said in March." ”

Pink Obama

Obama Uncovered

“ Soon after returning from Pakistan I made my first visit to New York City.  The CIA had covered my time with the Mujahadeen by giving me a Columbia University degree.  I thought it would be a lark to visit my "alma mater."  Ha! Here I am outside of a Manhattan restaurant.  I had to pee so bad, I thought my kidneys would burst.  When I asked if I could use the toilet, I was told, "sorry, but it's for customers only."  I ended up pissing my new Farah slacks, and vowed then and there to destroy America.  - "Obama's Secret Diary," p.275. ”

Rgar recently?

Illegal Mexikids

What's Not There?!?

“ Oh the horror of it all! Reported by the NY Times, right? Well, no. Reported by the Washington Post and the LA Times, right? Well, er, ah, no. But the Associated press picked it up and broadcast it to the world, right? Uh, well, no. Sissy Chrissie Matthews is feeling a vibration all the way up to his prostate gland, right? Well, not so's you'd notice, but then with that guy..Don't bother Googling for it because it's not there ...  ” Ro the Wonder Son

More than Messicans

Border Stuff You Didn't Know

Thanks to some Dick (Tailgunner?) Here also is a copy of the kids' recording of grampa as he watched C-Span.  They show it to their friends and think gramps doesn't know. Gramps knows. PS - I uploaded Part 2 twice, and still YouTube says it's not available, but you can watch it here. PPS- Son #1 chips in with these links. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldx8gZDwZWs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiiusBhzHaI

Commies Keep on Phuckin

Quoth the raven,

“ The recession we're emerging from was primarily caused by a lack of responsibility and accountability from Wall Street to Washington, Mr. Obama said ”

Graduation Day “ The Senate's newest member -- Sen. Scott Brown, Massachusetts Republican, who had promised to work with Democrats to enact legislation -- provided the critical final vote needed to break a Republican-led filibuster against passage of [Obama's regulatory blueprint for Wall Street]. Two other Northeast Republicans -- Sens. Olympia J. Snowe and Susan Collins of Maine -- already had voted for the legislation. ” Mindblowing.  A "financial reform" bill authored by Christopher Dodd?  And championed by a Marx brother? Thank you, ya RINO AINO bastids.

sigh

Schwing
(In the good way)

Ka-Ching!

Dale Petersen Parody

How do you top the greatest political ad ever?

Like this: Weekly Standard

Truth #26

Oh. we're so freaking sorry; it's our fault

Made to Order for Zero

“ Mr. Calderón praised President Obama's recent initiative to curb drug demand. But he also said there was a correlation between the increase in drug-related violence in Mexico and the lapsing of the assault weapons ban in the U.S. in 2004. Mexico has seized some 45,000 assault weapons under Mr. Calderón's watch, most of them smuggled from the U.S. "I respect the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution," Mr. Calderón said. "But the truth is that these weapons are not going into the hands of good Americans, [they] are going directly into the hands of criminals." Mexico's 'Eliot Ness' Seeks U.S. Help ” Clinton used The OKC bombing;  look for Obama to use the lawless Messican crime spree that's  our fault.

The Bad, The Good

TEXT

Extremes Gasp - I can breathe again

Obama jabs

ba da bing  ba da boom

“ The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. - Jay Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.- Conan O'Brien Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser.  - Leno Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.  The other is for housing prisoners.  - Letterman Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America ! - Jimmy Fallon Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. - Jimmy Kimmel Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. -Letterman America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.- Jay Leno ” Merrily

Owwy

Looking for a tarp with air filter & Glad™bag with clogs here boss

Ouch

JFC!

“ This is funny on so many levels/ Obama will greet you only after you acknowledge your citizenship status rejuoy ”

Dad and the kids

Duelists

shitmydadsays Shit My Kids Ruined "I didn't say you were ugly. I said your girlfriend is better looking than you, and standing next to her, you look ugly." "War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say "This is what happens when you screw a hooker, kid. Put this cream on your pecker." "Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." "Don't start a story with This is SO funny. Be like saying My dick's huge before you screw. Even if you're right you sound like an asshole."

I got cariied away by liars.

Seduced

Joe and Gene Show Redux

This morning I direct your attention to articles by the only group more confused about the Tea Party movement than the Republican Party; asshat liberals.  First, Joe Conason.  Of all the hacks who made a living defending President Bill Clinton's every fart and burp, Conason was among the most shameless.    He managed to go eight years without writing a single paragraph that could survive a rudimentary fact-check.  Here he is, toady, on Salon. “ How will Republicans, and in particular Washington's’s neoconservative Republicans, cope with libertarian-leaning Rand Paul as their party’s Senate nominee in Kentucky? Having denounced the son of Ron as a kooky isolationist only days ago, their responses to his victory have ranged from sugarcoating to stunned silence. Now they just want to hold that seat. ” Just fine Joe.  But, who are these neoconservative Republicans, Joe?  Mitch McConnell?   That's what the Tea-party is about you clod; America first, not a political party.  The only difference between today's elected Democrats and Republicans is not all Republicans are shameless liars.  And no Republican is a socialist, Marxist, Maoist, Obamunists, nor any other kind of  ideologue-ist.  Gah! If Conason had a peer when it came to apologizing for the Clintons, it was Gene Lyons, a co-author with Conason of The Hunting of the President: The 10 Year Campaign to Destroy Bill and Hillary Clinton.  Take it away Gene. “ One minor mystery of the Obama administration is whether the president has actually believed that the nation's most intractable problems could be solved by the wonder-working power of bipartisanship and the emollient balm of his personality. He wouldn't be the first politician whose ego convinced him he could sweet-talk his bitterest opponents. ” That's the lede from his Salon article, No, GOP, you can't have the car keys back;  your warning to have a vomit bag at the ready.   Salon, by the way,  is the interweb's version of HBO;  giving face time to Bill Maher types who are otherwise unemployable.  Lyons continues with a paean to the greatest job creationist since Michael Dukakis pulled off the "Massachusetts Miracle."     “ It's a fact. Should current growth persist, the U.S. economy will gain roughly 1.7 million jobs this year. From 2001 through 2008, the Bush economy generated about 1 million. ” Let's forget that the Administrations "job creation" numbers are rife with this sort of fraud “ Recovery.gov also shows 2,893.9 jobs created with $194,537,372 in stimulus funding in New Hampshire’s 00 congressional district. But, there is no such thing. ” Or that Moody's estimates that offering tax breaks to businesses that hire new employees,  creates jobs at a cost of ... $43,000 a pop!  Let's forget that George Bush inherited Bill Clinton's dot.com recession, and turned it around with tax cuts.  No, let's see if four years hence Obama's bone crushing taxes a-coming yield anywhere near a million net jobs created (and government jobs don't count).  Any bets?   Marcus  Aurelius Miller

Chinese commie bastids

Big Whoop

One of the things that annoys the hell out of me recently is the "China discovered America first" storyline.  It's all the  rage on the various Hitler channels.  Fits in with the Great We're So Sorry apology  theme Obama ushered in.   Big freaking deal if they did. What effect did their discovery have on the world?  Zip. On history?  Nada. On anything? Bupkes. The Chinamen, if they indeed made the discovery,  squandered the opportunity.  Europeans did not a few decades later. They won; China lost, and wound up giving westerners all their stuff for opium.  Oh, you so velly smot! I always find myself wanting to demonstrate the concept with a personal example. You know, something I discovered but didn't act on.  But nothing ever comes to mind in those few critical seconds before I lose interest.   Now, thanks to Tim W, I have just the thing for the next time it happens.  This was my brainstorm three years ago, and now someone stole it. Yes, I think the bastid should acknowledge my ground breaking thought bubble, that eventually fell on his head, but he won't.  My own damned fault too. And I'm being a mentsh for admitting it.

Gaming Alzheimers

Ask to see Calderon's green card

*puts me in mind of what folks say
about Satan’s greatest accomplishment:

convincing folks he doesn’t exist…

Kagan Hearing Hurry

Hurry

I see  Leaky Leahy has moved the Kagan confirmation hearings to begin  next month.  Hmmm.  Despite the cheerful tone of this article,  the hearings  could become very contentious.  Every day is bringing new, damaging information about this Noam Chomsky with a brassiere.  If she is forced to bow out, Obama needs time to get a stand-by in place before the Senate falls into the hands of Republicans, which new members will not be all Orrin-Hatchy.  Just my guess about why they're pushing so hard.  Or a hope?

Civil War

Cult Film I'm a cultist

A comment by Casca makes me once again recommend to you The Second Civil War.  The HBO film won an Emmy, but was scarcely promoted during its brief run on that network.  Here are the only two trailers I can find, but they ought to tweak your interest.  I was hoping it was a "Watch Instantly" selection on NetFlix, but no.  It was made as a comedy, a very dark comedy, but comedy nevertheless.  Today it's very close to being a documentary you'd watch on Frontline. (The volume on the second video is much louder than the first)

Messicans getting smarter

Ruh-Roh

I saw something similar but didn't save it.  Stuck in my head, and made me laugh. PS worthy.

Phoney War Heros

Catch of the day ...

Doug Ross asks Did Dick Blumenthal 'Apologize' While Accompanied by Another Phony?   If he's right, then one of the "veterans" who showed up to  support Blumenthal, as he apologized for falsely claiming he was a Vietnam vet, is William Trumpower.  "Like Blumenthal [he's]  a Connecticut resident who has made quite a name for himself hawking books on the Vietnam experience" --- he never had!  Good lord!  Are all democrats members of the Tom Harkin brigade?

Power Play

Dear Antonio

TO: Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa FROM: Arizona Corporation Commissioner Gary Pierce Dear Tony: I heard your message about boycotting Arizona business because we're enforcing federal immigration law (what's up with that?); now hear mine. Arizona provides approximately 25% of Los Angeles's electricity.  Comprender? Regards PS - Spanish translation below in case you No hablo Inglés Querido Tony: Escuché su mensaje sobre el boicot de negocios de Arizona debido a que están haciendo cumplir leyes federales de inmigración (¿qué pasa con eso?), Ahora escucha la mía. Arizona proporciona aproximadamente el 25% de la electricidad de Los Angeles. Comprender? Saludos (I am not making this up)

GM parody ad

Your Morning Snort

Dale Peterson

This, boys and girls,
is how to campaign

Obama+Arlo Sphincter=*snort*

Laugh? I thougt I'd cry.

Guilty Verdict Handed Down by the Obama Columbia Jury

“ Mail fraud, wire fraud, Obstruction of Justice and Sedition were the main charges. I would have found Columbia University not guilty of any charges that involved them knowingly undermining the country. I just do not think they knew back in 1981 that they were taking part in a conspiracy to undermine the Government. Their silence about Obama attending Columbia University during his campaign does not meet that level of conspiracy in my opinion. I do not think that was proven, but they can appeal it if they like - The Conservative Monster.com ”

“ In one of the updates on this trial, it has been reported that a scheduled witness Wayne Allyn Root has withdrawn from his participation at the last minute.  Mr. Root was the Vice Presidential nominee of the Libertarian Party in 2008 and was also in the same graduating class as Obama has claimed to have been in at Columbia University.  He has been quoted in various sources to have no knowledge of any Barrack Obama or Barry Soetoro attending during his years there.  There is also no record in yearbooks of a student by either of these names.  Mr. Root seems to have decided not to testify based on disagreements of some of the subject matter that is scheduled to be brought up at the trial.  In interviews, he has also maintained being proud of his Alma Matre, Columbia University.  It is not known whether this may have also contributed to his decision to withdraw from the proceedings against Columbia. - Examiner ” The trial was held in Harlem, and yielded charges by the irascible Pastor Manning that a a CIA "hit" on him failed after nobody would carry it out.    Manning claimed that "Obama worked with the CIA for 4 years (1981-1985) in Pakistan assisting the Mujahadeen fighters during the Soviet-Afghan war," the time period be was supposedly attending Columbia. Bizarre, yes, but so is evertything about a Kenyan's cake-walk into the preisdency.  Giddy-up.

Damn ass ce - glass ceiling!

There, there ...

“ Politics Daily: Iowa is one of four states that have never elected a woman to Congress (Mississippi, Delaware and Vermont are the others) and one of only two (along with Mississippi) that have never elected a congresswoman or woman governor. Why is that? Conlin: "I don't know the answer to that. Certainly I have asked about it for decades and worried about it . . . We've had great candidates for Congress . . . We've had great candidates for governor [like me]. It just doesn't happen. ” Just something trivial that caught my eye.  Isn't it possible that those womyn were not as qualified as the men they ran against Roxy?  Is that beyond the realm of all reason?  Sheesh.

Insider Favors

Por Favor  Obama relative wins battle to stay in U.S.

“ It remains a mystery how Aunt Zeituni’s legal team got the immigration judge to reverse himself on deportation, but the White House insists the president had nothing to do with it. ”

I think it was a precedent thing.  If they deported Obama's illegal alien Kenyan aunt, they'd have to follow with Barry.

Pet Toys

Illegals sue insrwad of being shot

16 illegals sue Arizona rancher Claim violation of rights as they crossed his land 78 of these invaders were apprehended by the U.S. Border Patrol and got a free trip back to Mexico... it was a good night.       Marajuana stash found and confiscated in Cochise County. Each package is typically brought into the U.S. in a backpack by a drug runner "mule". Photo by unidentified photographer.

“ An Arizona man who has waged a 10-year campaign to stop a flood of illegal immigrants from crossing his property is being sued by 16 Mexican nationals who accuse him of conspiring to violate their civil rights when he stopped them at gunpoint on his ranch on the U.S.-Mexico border. ” If anyone can find out who the plaintiff's lawyers are,  please let us know.  They deserve widespread recognition for their efforts.

Yawn, another Kerry war hero

"I did not lie ... I may have misspoken" Democrat Richard Blumenthal

Connecticut's attorney general - the likely Democratic Party nominee for Senate - lied about serving in Vietnam, it was reported Monday. Although he portrayed himself as a Vietnam vet for years , Richard Blumenthal - whom Democrats have been counting on to retain the seat held for 30 years by Christopher Dodd - got at least five deferments from 1965 to 1970, according to The New York Times. With his last deferment in jeopardy, he landed a coveted spot in the Marine Reserve, virtually guaranteeing he would remain stateside. [story] The brother of the bride whispered to one of the ushers, "I just realized that, except for Sis and my mom, I've banged every girl at this reception."  The usher drolly responded, "Wow, between us we've screwed them all."   I get the feeling that Democrats, looking at the electorate, use the same line. ”

Dead Snake

Found in my yard

Cuzzin Ricky

Not a Muslim Limosine

Osamobile   NOTE HOW IT’S FITTED TO SHOOT MISSILES

This is a captured “dump truck” from Gaza. The truck is set up to fire Kasem rockets and then drive off innocently. The note pasted on the driver’s door says: "In case of traffic violations, please contact The Palestinian Authority.” The Israelis have evidence of ambulances and emergency vehicles set up the same way. Tim W

This Whole Thing Blows

Bullcrap

Escape From ...

I am again reminded, by this, of a tale from the Great Depression era (soon to be called "GD One").  A popular magazine, which name escapes me, ran a cash prize contest which were all the rage during those bleak times.  Readers were asked to submit their solution to how a Tom Swiftian character, perhaps Tom himself?, escapes from this dilemma. My concoction is faithful in substance to the original. “ "Tom has fallen into arch-enemy Andy Foger's trap, a nearly bottomless pit with sheer walls. He has no rope, no tools, and his only clothing , his underpants, got snagged and were ripped off as he fell.  A cursory examination reveals that the walls contain no  crevices with which to gain purchase, and are studded with  razor blades anyway.  A green noxious, heavier-than-air gas, which Tom recognizes as deadly, seeps from below, and is now at waist level.  Etc. Etc." ” The prize was a generous $100, and elicited thousands of responses, some several dozen pages long.  The winning entry, however, contained but six words. “ In a Flash, Tom was out! ” Now that the Administration is losing support from one of the triumvirate groups comprising the Donk's "Axis of Schlecht" (with Blacks and unions),  they are scrambling to get out of that hole in this election season. On Thursday Rahm Emanuel told a group of rabbis, "We screwed up."  The Obama administration has “screwed up the messaging” about its support for Israel over the past 14 months.  "Messaging?"  For  14 months?" In a flash?  Probably.

LIB THINK

Why Massachusetts has no illegals

“.... it is not illegal to be illegal in Massachusetts.” Martha Coakley Wow, that was easy.