So a guy wals into a bodega ..

Today's Illegalphobic Tickle

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Mary Mary

CMF's

THIS HOUR'S GREATEST ARTICLE EVER WRITTEN “Wake up! He's a communist!”

“ To put it succinctly, our government is occupied by malevolent, treasonous slime, and it's going to take years to extricate all of them, even with a majority of Americans dedicated to the wholesale eradication of progressivism – which is an absolute imperative. This societal infection  is so profoundly and fundamentally destructive that if I had my way, anyone willing to accept it would be stripped of their citizenship. ” So is nationalism now more "extreme" than communism? Because nationalism is what we need, and communism is what we're getting.

Canada's W-Network

Today's MAD MEN Moment

W Network

Cleveland elects idiots

We invite you to voluntarily register your guns

From the article: “Applicants will need to bring photo identification, specifically a government issued drivers license, passport, Ohio identification card, or military identification. All applicants should bring all handguns unloaded and securely wrapped to the police district of their choice. A police officer will verify the applicant's identification, verify the make, model, caliber, and serial number of the weapon and do a record check on the gun.

Is this bizarre Cleveland gambit a stealth means of establishing the mechanism for mandatory registration?   Or is it the Occam's Razor friendly "just plain stupid,"  solution,  like Gun buybacks?   Sheesh.  What should be done with anyone who volunteers? That's where the 'toon comes in.

Media for the defense

Wrapping up loose ends here boss

If you condensed 2½ years of wrangling by both sides over Obama's birth cetificate, and somehow got it before a court ...

How To Win

UPDATED This is Proper Politics

Long practiced by Democrats; Eschewed by Republicans That's what got us into this mess, and we must change.

Here's your instructor, GOP. Pay attention this time. “ Washington elites' heads exploded when Christine O'Donnell won the Republican Senate primary in Delaware last week. Luckily they were all reading The New York Times' op-ed page at the time, so the mess their exploding heads created was minimal. The establishment's complaints are confusing. They say O'Donnell has a problem because she's never held a job in the private sector (like our president), didn't pay her taxes (like our treasury secretary), and had her house foreclosed on (like half of the electorate). They also accuse her of saying crazy things -- but she's running for Joe Biden's old seat, so this may be an advantage. This week, all we've heard about is how O'Donnell once said she went on a date with a guy in high school who claimed to be a witch. (So what? Bill Clinton married one!) Bill Clinton was credibly accused of at least one forcible rape. Those two seem about equal to you?  [Where Ann also gets Barry Goldwater right.] ”

Ohio Democrat to TeaParty - "'Fuckers"

The chairman of the Ohio Democratic Party Chris Redfern doesn't like the tea Party.

"those fuckers"

Meticrourus, They

Short arm practice? Pretending to be American?

What is it with Muslims and airplanes?

When Oil$>Smart

This brand spanking new Airbus 340-600, the largest passenger airplane ever built, sits outside its hanger in Toulouse, France without a single hour of airtime. Enter the Arab flight crew from Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies  ....

Public Enemies

George Soros’ 8 Most Despicable Acts (UPDATED AFTER THREAT BY SOROS’S LAWYERS)

“ Kathy Shaidle, a Canadian, is not protected by the same first amendment and libel laws that Americans are. Thus despite the fact that the facts she presented have floated around the American blogosphere for years and were published in David Horowitz and Richard Poe’s The Shadow Party, because of where she lives Soros’ goons were able to target her with legal threats. That is the nature of the totalitarian personality we’re dealing with here. “ …were I a biographer — an occupation for which I have nowhere near the patience or perspicacity — [George] Soros would be my first choice for a subject. He is a paradigmatic figure for our times, a kind of a monster created in the twentieth century, inexorably metastasizing into the twenty-first. Roger Simon We'll know we have won when this son-of-a-bitch is fighting extradition to the United States, or dangling from a lamp post.  WGPWS

Turd in the punchbowl

Sally Quinn: Obama Went to Church Because Americans Are Bigots, afraid of strong women, cause global warming, invade helpless nations, and are gun toting, bible reading yahoos ...

Putting the 'Mad' in Mad

Today's Mad Men Moment *gulp*

Speech opener

The Clinton 'Reduced National Debt' Myth

LIAR LIAR (PATHOLOGICAL)

“ As it's been almost ten years since Clinton left the White House, and Democrats along with their media minions love to talk about the so-called surpluses during that administration, why is it the former President has never been asked about this budgetary oddity?  NewsBusters ”

The man's a pathological liar; was impeached for lying, and still Democrats turn to him to represent them.  And he does.

GAH!

“ “... he set a withdrawal timetable because, “I can’t lose the whole Democratic Party.”  Obama's Wars

Bluelips over Sebilious - cha-cha-cha

Sebelius: Rate hikes will be ‘substantial,’  it’s not our fault

“ It has little to do with passage of [Obamacare]and more to do with the marketplace. And the marketplace is responding to ... ?

John Edward's been busy?

So, what's John Edwards been up to?

9 Most Laughable Lawsuits

French Bread

TRKOF on Bread

French bread and pancetta.  Mmmmm. Our local French bread is okay, but then I'll go someplace like New York and get the "real thing."  Oye.  Which brings me to my latest "Stuff the Works." When I bought this bread machine from Woot  last month (I think it was about $50), MoSup was annoyed.  Why?  Because she hates stuff sitting on counters.  I mean, anything.  So, what with the ice cream machine, Food Saver, panini grill, toaster and  coffee maker, she sees interminable clutter. "And, you won't use it," she added. "You said that about the Food Saver too ... Didn't you?" I had her. I always wanted a bread machine.  Several years ago I bought Beard on Bread, and went nuts for a few months.  My bread never really stacked up with bakery bread, however, so what the hell.  But!  When I got around to making French bread with the machine a few weeks ago, I went deja-vu nuts all over again .  IMO, this bread is the equal to, or better than, the best I've had.  Deliciously crunchy crust all around; lovely soft texture betwixt.  If I was put in prison, on a diet of (this) bread and water; Brier Patch! The ingredient list for French bread is as simple as simple can be (Cuisinart recipe) . water flour salt yeast Which made me wonder why my past attempts at making French bread failed?  Interestingly, once you plop the ingredients in, and select "French/Italian bread," the timer sets to a range of 3:50 regardless of it being a 1, 1½, or 2 pound loaf.  All but 1:05  is used in kneading, rising, and kneading.  The recipes I just looked at all call for about 3 hours, beginning too end; at an oven temp of 350 º, and a cooking time of around 40-50 minutes.  So, no matter how you slice it, the machine cooks for an additional 20-25 minutes.  I assume at a lower heat.  I've also noted that when doing French bread, the window is covered with condensation not observed with other breads. My guess is that there is a higher concentration of water, or the "rising" cycle temperature is higher?  Finally, there is no sugar, or honey used to feed the yeast. That differs from other recipes, and must enter into the equation.  ! Just now realized that I make my pizza dough using the same ingredients; flour, water, salt, and yeast - no sugar.  Except I don't let the dough rise.  A pizza king gave me the tip. Try it. Yum, that didn't last long. I love the word slather

Free cream too

Photographe photographie

I was just thinking ..

.. but got distracted, and can't remember what it was.

Lololo'donnel

Sondorella produced and directed this video.  I just did the mechanics.  lololo

Confusion over Teaparty reigns

Here's a story that has legs ..

University of Virginia political professor Larry Sabato has become kind of a network news Dr. Phil;  a pronouncement about anything, all based on his "internals."    I began tuning him out a few years ago after detecting a liberal media hum in his prognostications.  Anyway, it's this befuddling comment that stood out,  for me ... “ LARRY SABATO, UNIVERSITY OF VIRGINIA: Here's the difference: Delaware is a Democratic state and those other Tea Party states are either competitive purple or Republican red. ”  Massachusetts is red now?

AK-47 Indoors

Kid "accidentally" fires dad's AK-47 during role play I think it's fake maybe because I want it to be fake Language Alert

Guard the Change

I'm Exhausted Of Defending You

RUH-ROH 'I'm Exhausted Of Defending You'

I wonder if she'll be getting Joe the Plumber treatment?

Occult Hillary

BOO

“ The White House yesterday tried to downplay Hillary Rodham Clinton’s ties with controversial spiritualist Jean Houston denying that the First Lady is involved with seances or gurus. In his book “The Choice,” Bob Woodward reveals that Houston conducted White House sessions where the First Lady held conversations with Eleanor Roosevelt and Mahatma Gandhi. "Give Hillary a break, though. She was just a young girl in her mid-’40s. You know how it is… You get in with the wrong crowd, you meet a boy who’s no good for you, and the next thing you know, you’re someplace you don’t belong and everything is strange and frightening. Can you blame her for seeking solace in the unknown?"  [Daily Caller] ”

... the Canadian Club ad, not the girl

Today's Mad Men Moment Don Draper may actually have done this one

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Barney Frank in trouble

Please Please Please Please Please Please Please

“ U.S. Rep. Barney Frank - suddenly the target of an energized GOP and a hard-charging young opponent - has called in Bill Clinton for a Bubba Bailout in an apparent sign that one of the Bay State’s safest congressional seats may not be immune from voters’ throw-the-bums-out rage. [Good Morning! - Boston Herald] ” Has a Bill Clinton endorsement EVER been acknowledged as getting the endorsee elected? Seriously.

Yo Momma!

Helen Thomas - MOOP

Helen Thomas's Lifetime Achievement

Thomas was fired by Hearst for this Everybody has a lifetime achievement of some sort.  Helen Thomas's, in my view, is staying alive for 89 years, and staying employed  as an openly liberal biased White House correspondent, long before others of her ilk came out of the closet.  Did I mention famous Jew hater?  Her Lifetime Achievement Award will not be coming from UPI, where she was employed for many years (before leaving under her perceived threat of having her biases challenged by new owners),  but from the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR), which associates in the U.S. have been indicted on terrorism-related charges. As Ann Coulter said on her site link to this story, "Who is this more embarrassing for?"  My answer is American Journalism.

Witches

Speaking of Barack's M-I-L ....

“ Christine O’Donnell’s youthful dabbling in witchcraft, not that there is anything wrong that, reminded me of the best book ever ever ever about a teenage girl witch in contemporary America: Andromeda Klein, by Frank Portman. I could not put the book down, and I laughed out loud many times. - Chicago Boyz - Video I laugh at anything, once inappropriately during a scene in the movie Ghandi.   The one time I remember laughing aloud in public while reading a book was on a Denver bus.  I was reading the Patrick Dennis novel Little Me. I finally quit reading because people were looking at me with -- that look. Patrick Dennis, best known for Auntie Mame,  cracked me up.

KompoZer

You say Composer, I say KompoZer

In case I'm not the only person still  using Mozilla's SeaMonkey (nee Netscape)  composer, wonderful news.  As you know, with every SeaMonkey update something else gets screwed up.   Sunday, I got so fed up that after 13 years I threw my hands in the air.  Guess what? Somebody at KompoZer took the open source Mozilla product, and made many improvements while leaving the same user interface.  Like finding old, comfortable shoes, and getting them spiffed up. Plus! KompoZer is stand-alone ( with Mozilla, you had to install the entire suite of browser, mail, Chatzilla, etc.).   [FREE DOWNLOAD]

You're welcome

Real Quotes made even better

“ ... in many countries, and Maryland, public employees are the biggest bloc of socialist party members and constitute a brake on reform. ”

Blame your union

Don't get me wrong; I appreciate the hell out what y'all did, but ...

“ In January, a 53-year-old policeman retired with an annual benefit of $90,312 for life, plus $256,000 in a lump sum payment. Another policeman, 57, got almost $74,000 annually, plus $313,000 in a lump sum. A 54-year-old firefighter got an annual pension of $90,130, plus $178,000 in cash... Sigh

A smoking enema

Here's blowing smoke up your ass

Somebody wasted his summer

I don't know what this picture says; but it says it real loud

Wait - someone named 'Kenneth' is asking about Dan Rather

Bob, what do you think?

“ “It is very much like 1964. In 1960, Republicans lost narrowly with an establishment candidate, Richard Nixon. They got to 1964, they threw out all the establishment candidates, they threw out their party leaders and they nominated Barry Goldwater who — fine man — but he was far to the right of most of the people in his party, and they lost in a landslide. And that’s why you have establishment Republicans worried about what’s going to happen now in November.” — CBS’s Bob Schieffer on the September 15 Evening News. ”

Tell me Michelle isn't a witch. Tell me that.

Michelle's mama practicing witchcraft in the White House?

It's all true, even the left-winger Wonkette wrote about it... “   This story and all of its quotes are true. Jane Mayer of the New Yorker is one helluva reporter and would never make up something this incendiary. (real quote) Read more at Wonkette: Is Barack Obama’s Mother-In-Law A Black Witch? ” “Obama reportedly has told Michelle that her mother will have to go back to Chicago if she does not “stop this witchcraft mumbo-jumbo immediately” and ordered the Secret Service to not allow Marian’s friend to return to the White House. This story broke last year, and has been covered up ever since.  An abomination, I tell ya.  A-Bomb-I-Nation! Sheesh. "I made Barry's wrist go limp" MORE PROOF

Gitmo Korans

Mollifying Muslims, and Muslifying Mollies No Sauce For You

“  ...    if I had to summon up Gitmo in a single image, it would be the brand-new copy of the Koran in each cell: To reassure incoming prisoners that the filthy infidels haven't touched the sacred book with their unclean hands, the Korans are hung from the walls in pristine, sterilized surgical masks. It's one thing for Muslims to regard infidels as unclean, but it's hard to see why it's in the interests of us infidels to string along with it and thereby validate their bigotry. What does that degree of prostration before their prejudices tell them about us? It’s a problem that Muslims think we’re unclean. It’s a far worse problem that we go along with it.  [Mark Steyn] ”

No Sauce for YOU!

Ewwwww

Finders-Keepers Police can pull your pants up;

The Counter-Revolution Has Begun

The Counter-Revolution Has Begun today's best article ever written

“ It took the GOP several decades to adjust to this state of affairs, but by the late 1950s, it had adapted a kind of modified "me too" stance, in which Republicans claimed to be able to achieve liberal social and political goals more cheaply, more effectively, and more in line with traditional values. This has been the strategy of the party's liberal wing from the Rockefeller Republicans through today's RINOs. ”

J.R. Dunn's American Thinker piece sparkles with insights about what the Tea Party is, and the "counter-revoltion" that's begun. It is today's best article ever written. “  ... New York, divided as it is between an ultraliberal NYC and environs, and Mohawk Valley and adjacent mountain regions, in which the population has been reduced to a peasantry doing what they're told and voting the way they're supposed to. (This explains the election of Hillary, if you were wondering.) ... the GOP elite, directly descended from the Rockefeller moderates, consistently steered the party back to the left. Congressional Republicans in large part were satisfied to remain a party of doppelganger Democrats, stifling any impulse for serious change. (A single example will suffice: In the midst of the Gingrich insurrection, with Bill Clinton on the ropes due to indiscretions with half the women on the East Coast, the best the GOP could come up with as an opponent was Robert Dole, Mr. Go-Along-to-Get-Along in the flesh.) O'Donnell and Paladino may well fail --many of the candidates may fail in one way or another either before or after the elections. But it will make no difference in the long term. It's no longer a matter of counting seats, making compromises, and hustling deals; it is a matter of smashing a rotten, corrupt, and enervated system based on an errant and repellent view of human nature and replacing it with something perhaps not perfect, but at least in tune with our constitutional traditions, the political nature of this country's people, and the century we live in. The people are leading, and the politicians will follow -- or they will go to the wall. ”

Lindsey "don't call me Lohan" Graham

And then we have .. [Unapologetic Sen. Jim DeMint spurring GOP infighting]

“ DeMint’s South Carolina colleague, Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham, said he admires what DeMint has accomplished but questioned the argument that a hardline minority is better than a big-tent majority. ”

Asinor

Today's Mad Men Moment

So help me, I thought Asinor was another Erectile Set.

Obama's Declaration

OBAMA OMITS "Endowed By Their Creator"

“ We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed _______ _______ with certain unalienable Rights ... Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. Barry Hussein Obama Soetoro, Sept. 19, 2010 ”

Nobody would know the farter though

Sardine class

If you were desperate to get out of, say 1975 Saigon, these would look pretty damn good.  Ordinarily, however, I think the market would reject them lickety-split, as seems to be happening.  But - as we've recently learned, it takes just a few elected officials, greased by a few greennik locos,  to go "mandatory."  What a good reason, patriotic even,  to go on a 5000 calorie diet. Pass the milk shake.

A Lear Raff Liot

Tea Party Express derails GOP candidates  茶黨搶盡共和黨風光

*Taiwanese snort*

Fun, but George Will today Smacks Down Beinart's Claim Sarah Palin Is GOP's George McGovern. “ GEORGE WILL: But eight months ago, the worry was the worst case analysis for Republicans was that the Tea Party energies would be diverted in a third party candidacy splitting the conservative vote in this country. Sarah Palin, think of her what you will, has brought them into the Republican Party, and they are one of the main reasons for what is going to be probably decisive in November and that is the enormous enthusiasm and intensity gap that favors the Republicans this year. ”

Media playbabies with bright ideas

Who is this "Outlaw?"

Why, it's arch conservative Supreme Court Justice Cyrus Garza, about to be thrown out of a casino for counting cards, and then bedding an ACLU chick who teaches him the error of his ways.

"Today. I'm announcing my resignation from the court.  (murmur murmur) Because, I'm ready to change it."  Obviously, someone at NBC thought this would NOT  be the "atrociously, hilariously awful," punchbowl turd that even liberal critics are calling it.    ... more at NewsBusters.

Bolt Detergent

Today's MAD MEN Moment

We believe in the First Amendmnet sometimes

Two left boobs - and a right one, but who's counting?

WJLA General Mgr. Bill Lord used to be best known for showing nipplage on-air, in a transparent sweeps-week "Breast Exam"  ploy.  Now he's best known for being the boob who exposed  his own left-wing sycophancy by firing veteran anchor Doug McKelway for saying this: “ [This demonstration  largely representing far-left environmental groups] may be a risky strategy because the one man who has more campaign contributions from BP than anybody else in history is now sitting in the Oval Office, President Barack Obama, who accepted $77,051 in campaign contributions from BP  ... ...  the Senate is unlikely to pass "cap-and-trade" legislation this year, because Democrats are looking at the potential for huge losses in Congress come the midterm elections. And the last thing they want to do is propose a huge escalation in your electric bill, your utility bill, before then. ”      Go to FOX Doug, they allow free speech.

Ode to Hummers

When Hummers Leave

“ I hate this moment each September As I've said before, if you'll  remember A four month stay is much too hasty When it takes so many to stuff my pastry ”

The leaves change color and fall gradually; the temperature eases into cold. But  humming birds are gone in a flash. It appears ours left yesterday.  Sigh.

ROKU

It Will ROKU

I'm too ashamed to say how much I've spent on  all the crap I've bought (much of it from WOOT) in my quest to stream  content to the television.  The $74.99 I shelled out last week for the Roku HD-XR Player was the most.  I asked the Fed-Ex guy yesterday to wait the 5 minute advertised install time- so he could take it back, but no.  It actually did take just 5 minutes however - well, about 8 minutes, because the first thing it did was update its software.  And! It works as advertised.  I wirelessly streamed two Net-Flix movies last night, with nary a hiccup.  Supposedly you can add other sites, but I haven't tried.  Our goal is to use NetFlix to replace all our premium content channels, which will save us the $75 in a month. I'm not pushing this deal, just giving it the Barn Army Field Test Seal.Wait a minute. How am I going to stream MoSup's chick-flicks to her three televisions?  Oye.

Ruh-Roh

Mark Levin launches on Krauthammer & The Weeky Standard

Raison d'Popemobile

Psalm 2012

Let Us Pray

PSALM 2012 Obama is the shepherd I did not want. He leadeth me beside the still factories. He restoreth my faith in the Republican party. He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line, I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me. He has anointed my income with taxes, My expenses runneth over. Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life, And I will live in a mortgaged home forever. I am glad I am American, I am glad that I am free. But I wish I was a dog ..... And Obama was a tree. Frank n Evvy