Tuesday, November 01, 2011

Live Pool ....

LIBERAL CULTURE   
NYC museum limits visitors in bathtub-like artwork

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NEW YORK (AP) — Naked museum visitors are no longer able to take dips together in a bathtub-like installation at a New York City museum after warnings from health officials.

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$20 says— within 10 years— some elementary school in this country will have live sex demonstrations . Prolly New York or San Francisco (gay sex if the latter).


Let's Offend Everybody! ....

Sigh

Let's Offend Everybody!


“
Q . What's the Cuban National  Anthem?
A.. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.


Q . Where does an Irish  family go on vacation?
A.. A different bar.



I heard it's crappy tea
Q . What did the Chinese  couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A.. Sum Ting Wong .


Q . What do you call it  when an Italian has one arm shorter than the  other?
A.. A speech impediment.


Q . Why aren't there any  Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A.. Because they're not going to work in the future either.


Q . Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car  only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?
A.. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.


Q . What's the difference  between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A.. The southern zoo has a description of the animal .  along with a recipe.


Q . How do you get a sweet  little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A.. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell,  'BINGO!'


Q . What's the difference  between a northern fairytale and a southern  fairytale???
A.. A northern  fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale  begins, ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'


Q . Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic  team?
A.. Because all the  Mexicans who can run, jump, or swim are already in the United  States


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   Frank 'n Evvy

MIB II - A Poll

idyll 

MIB II

Idyll



Comments generated by yesterday's Men In Black post raised within me some vexatious  curiosities.  Fortunately I can create a poll that will shed light on your thoughts about extra terrestrial life, and possible ET influence in who and what we are today.  This poll is funded by  the Chubb Group and your tax dollars.  Thank you.

PS- You may leave a comment on the Poll Result page.


Is There Alien Life (cosmic, not Messican)
There is no alien life, Sheesh!
There prolly is NO alien life
There prolly IS alien life
Yes. It's a mathematical certainty.
  
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Have aliens visited Earth (cosmic, not San Franciscans)?
YES
Very Likely
Hardly Likely
No, Get a life and quit watching the Hitler Channels
  
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If it's proved that ET actually "modeled" Earth, I would ..
Lose my religious beliefs
See no conflict with my religious beliefs
As an atheist, it would change nothing
As an atheist,it would cause me to reconsider the existence of a supreme being.
Collect a $50 bar bet
  
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       Disclosure: Okay, I'm looking for Luddites.

Holder Flees Boulder


Over the Holder Shoulder Boulder
Holder dumps new Fast and Furious docs as 11 more congressmen call for his resignation


“ The Fast and Furious scandal is starting to resemble that scene at the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark, except the boulder is made up of calls for Eric Holder's resignation and the idol he's clutching is his job. [FULL]

Over the Holder Shoulder Boulder

So let's finish this thing.  The House can start the boulder rolling by impeaching him, and dare Senate Democrats to vote against conviction.  Sheesh.

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Jim Treacher

Hiney Bubbles .... .


Hiney Bubbles


“
Hiney-Bubbles

Hiney bubbles (hiney bubbles)
In a line (in a line)
Make her happy (make her happy)
The fish, not so fine (the fish, not so fine)
”



Limbo- Filthy F'n Democrats



Limbaugh: Politico Story An "Unconscionable Racially Charged Attack"



“

Limbaugh compared the rapidly expanding Cain saga to the way media outlets covered the alleged indiscretions of former President Bill Clinton, concluding that the Politico story is a part of a calculated left-wing strategy to marginalize minority conservatives — including Cain and Florida GOP Sen. Marco Rubio, who was subject of a Washington Post story last week about claims that his parents were Cuban exiles.

Read more:
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But, Rodge—  I'm turned off when you call them "filthy democrats." - Larry Louno

The preferred usage is "filthy f'n democrats" Larry

Democrat Attack Monkey Media
Attack Monkey Media

The Queen Reviews Her Savage Minions..

The Motherland  


“ After this ceremony the chief gifted the Queen his iPod.  It contained tapes of all his tribal chants and recipes of food made with green flies.

The Queen entertains some savages


”

Soon as I saw this  original,  I had a vision.


Monday, October 31, 2011

Coon Fight- Coon Fight!


Who's Winning?


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Pumpkin Coons


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Oh yeah, step over this line! ....

   
Where some guy paints a target on his face,
so to speak ...





Every cop, anywhere, who sees this will feel the urge to plant his baton two inches deep into his skull. That was my first reaction. But, I'll say this about these people;  they have passion.   The kind us teapartiers don't show.  Yet.  I can't speak to the incident he's referring to, but yeah, maybe he's right.  If so,  good on him. Still, he's pretty stupid, unless he sees a future in martyrdom. I will love seeing him put his words into action.   If he  does, my guess is—   "speed and vodka."  Let's  hope a lot of  these fleas smarten up and take their energy and join us. 

marc miller




MIB Idyll

IDYLL       


MIB?

Idyll


“ I'm in a ponderment over the meaning of this current spate of ancient alien and UFO stories that populate the various Hitler channels' programming.  Popularized in the late 1960's by Erich von Däniken, I've always found merit in  the theory that aliens involved themselves in this most recent chapter of  Epoch Earth.   Is this current fascination, then,  due to the insatiable demand for 24/7 entertainment?  Or is it Men in Black preparing us for some imminent revelation?  
”


The Creeps ...


Salami Mission, The





Salami Mission, The




Rolling Over Michelle Obama ...


Michelle’s back, and she’s madder than ever.



The Many Faces of Michelle Obama



Mad Michelle

Mad Michelle

Mad Michelle

Mad Michelle

Mad Michelle

Mad Michelle

Mad Michelle

Mad Michelle


Your unobtainium has shipped



   
Your unobtainium has shipped? 



My ideal solution for real Americans, sickened by the state of government, is not centered around secession (although in extremis  that may be the only recourse),  but rather the expulsion of several states that sustain this tyranny.  Why should the husband leave home because his wife cheats on him?   Truth be known, I've always felt it would require a major dose of  unobtainium to work.  But wait! 


This is brilliant!  If the District of Columbia secedes, it is then, under terms of the Lincoln Doctrine, attackable. We can blow the damned place off the map,  and school children will donate pennies to build statues of us for doing it.  And when I say blow the damned place off the map, I mean while congress is in session. USA UAS USA!




Play it Mr. Butters ...



Limbaugh: Politico Story An "Unconscionable Racially Charged Attack"



“

Limbaugh compared the rapidly expanding Cain saga to the way media outlets covered the alleged indiscretions of former President Bill Clinton, concluding that the Politico story is a part of a calculated left-wing strategy to marginalize minority conservatives — including Cain and Florida GOP Sen. Marco Rubio, who was subject of a Washington Post story last week about claims that his parents were Cuban exiles.

Read more:
”
But, Rodge—  I'm turned off when you call them "filthy democrats." - Larry Louno

The preferred usage is "filthy f'n democrats" Larry

Democrat Attack Monkey Media
Attack Monkey Media

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Working the pig farm boss ....

FUN WITH MICHELLE
"Let's Move Some Bowels!"



Working the pig farm
First lady Michelle Obama tours Iron Street Urban Farm, one of the Growing Power farms, on October 25, 2011 in Chicago, Illinois. Earlier in the day Obama snacked on fried chicken skins from a local street vendor. The visits were part of the first lady's "Let's Move Some Bowels!" initiative, which is designed to promote eating and lifestyles in low-income areas.
[Parody]



Girl Playing Sniper

Girl Playing Sniper?




Bashir, Alter, Warren Ugly


The past week's 3 most disheartening things


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Disheartening because, combined they represent the abject uselessness of trying to deal with Democrats in a civilized fashion. Simply put, we may as well be dealing with Navajo code talkers here.  No, make that tarantulas.Navajos are a moral people.

Their ideology is inimical to our republican form of government; their control and use of media as agitprop is incessant and remorseless; their indoctrination into socialist ideology so complete, and   irreversible without resorting to drastic therapy, that which is also inimical to our founding tenets.

I give you ...

  1. MSNBC Analyst: GOP Sees Herman Cain as a 'Black Man Who Knows His Place'
“ MSNBC analyst KarenFinney
One of the things about Herman Cain is, I think that he makes that white Republican base of the party feel okay, feel like they are not racist because they can like this guy... .. "I think he giving that base a free pass. And I think they like him because they think he's a black man who knows his place. I know that's harsh, but that's how it sure seems to me.


Martin Bashir Thank you for spelling that out ”
Yes, its MSNBC, but when it comes to race they speak for all Democrats, giving them rabid dog status on the subject. Res Ipsa Loquitur
.
  1. Obama Miracle is White House Free of Scandal: Jonathan Alter
“ President Barack Obama goes into the 2012 with a weak economy that may doom his reelection. But he has one asset that hasn’t received much attention: He’s honest.
”
Res Ipsa Loquitur
  1.   
 in·im·i·cal  a false morality that is inimical to human happiness


”


Saturday, October 29, 2011

Ten Men; One Woman

Sigh

Man's Story


“

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.

10 men and 1 woman.

The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that
one had to leave.

Because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.

She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.


As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping . .


manstory


  MoSup

Honey Magic

RKOF&S Health Care
Honey


“

Did you know this?  I didn't.  Found out hospitals use it on burn patients. I cut my leg last week, applied honey under a bandage and it healed right up Then I ate the bandage.

”



Karma Cat ........


Karma Cat


“
Karma Cat

It's a fact that many (most?) serial killers torture animals as a child.  This is where a little pussy saves a kid from a life of crime.  Wait.  Maybe this launched him. 
Never mind. 
”


Free Loading Fleas ...



   
The Goose/Gander Thing



“

Va. tea party demands refund from city after Flea Party protests

Fleas in a bottle

Beauty.  Richmond charged the Teaparty $8000 for using the same space that the FP have occupied for several weeks—   for free.   The Atlanta Tea Party have raised similar complaints about Occupy Atlanta protests. A better course of action might be to demand that Flea Party's organizers, aka the CPUSA, et al, be forced to pay the same per diem as the teaparty. What the hell, Soros has deep pockets.  

”



Obamacare Boos


Healthcare law's popularity hits new low

Obamaare Boo

“ The key reason for the change, the poll found, was Democrats' waning support: Even though they remain more favorable to the law than Republicans and Independents, the proportion of Democrats with favorable views has decreased from about two-thirds to just 52 percent in October.

The poor polling numbers all but ensure that the law will be a handicap for many Democrats — and the president himself — going into the 2012 election. [...]


Late last month, Kaiser released its annual report on healthcare premiums showing a 9 percent hike in family premiums this year. Rather than driving premiums down by $2,500, as President Obama promised during the 2008 campaign, the healthcare law is responsible for about one sixth of that increase, according to Kaiser.

[The HILL]
”
The comments under this story are unusually piquant with nary a dissent in sight, e.g.—
Like Nancy D'Alesnadro from Baltimore, people are beginning to find out what's in the bill… Higher premiums for the people who pay the bills in this country to support a new entitlement program for people who don't.


I luv everything that Obama does though. I luv his healthcare

I hate Republicans and luv Obama

I have a gigantic man crush on Obama. If Obama were in front of me I would kneel down before him and worship him

I feel so gay!
I feel like such a gay poosey boy!!

Hail Obama !!


"The poll caps several weeks of bad news relating to the law. "

Weeks of bad news? People don't need "news" they are living the horrors of OBAMACARE. It's terrible already, just think when it goes into full blown effect in 2013 after the election.




Friday, October 28, 2011

Ugly woman saying ugly things ...



Michelle Omama - GOP threat to freedom



“
Filthy Democrats


”

Appearing here in a  prison chic ensemble, Michelle Obama displayed political rhetoric as ugly as her wardrobe.  Keith Koffler writes"

“ In a chilling appraisal of President Obama’s Republican opposition, First Lady Michelle Obama Thursday suggested a Republican victory in the 2012 presidential election would result in curbs on freedom of speech and religion.
”

To wit,  this bit of preposterous rhetoric from her Tampa. fundraiser.

“ Let’s not forget about what it meant when my husband appointed those two brilliant Supreme Court justices — (applause) — and for the first time in history, our daughters — and our sons — watched three women take their seats on our nation’s highest court.  (Applause.)  But more importantly, let’s not forget the impact those decisions will have on our lives for decades to come — on our privacy and security, on whether we can speak freely, worship openly, and love whomever we choose.  That is what’s at stake here.  (Applause.) ”

The wife of the head of "Thug Nation" dares to speak of curbing freedom?  And what's this — "Two brilliant Supreme Court justices?"  I thought his only SCOTUS appointments were Soda Sonyafountain  and what's her name?; the Elena Keagles lady.  Michelle is really whack.


Meet Svetlana Gruebbersolvik .... .

Sigh
Svetlana Gruebbersolvik: One Girl And Her Flute



Sigh






Thug Omama


Thug Omama

Thuggery By M


“
  Michelle: "The president is facing a very tough re-election campaign, first lady Michelle Obama told audiences at three Florida fundraisers on Thursday. 'This is going to require each of you to grab somebody by the shoulders and make them understand what's at stake; how their self-interest is directly tied … It's up to each of you to work like you've never worked before,' Mrs. Obama told an afternoon crowd of 200 people at the waterfront Tampa home of property developer Joel Cantor." Grabbing people by the shoulders? Technically that's assault and battery ... . Michelle Obama turns on the charm --

”
I bet she farts too.


The fake euro rescue



Tits in the wringer


“
Filthy Democrats

Anyone who has grown fond of the euro crisis has little to worry about: it’ll be around a while yet. Even the decisions of the latest EU summit won’t see it off. On one hand, those who blame the politicians for the crisis are right. On the other, they’re sparing themselves the insight that the politicians are grappling with a gigantic real-world contradiction, which springs out of the logic of the system itself and can’t be so easily shoved away.

The starting point is the finding that the eurozone states are carrying too much debt. This is the verdict passed down by the states’ creditors, the financial markets, in line with their unvarying criteria on investments: safety and return.

The states have borrowed too much, but you can flip that around and say that the financial markets have loaned out too much. This isn’t to fling  ..... [The fake euro rescue cont.]
”
I cannot be surpised, and I cannot fail to see how this  also doesn't apply to the USofA.

“

Such situations are common in capitalism. Industry also regularly turns out goods it can’t sell. The solution to this problem remains the same: devaluation, which leads to goods and factories being sold off or destroyed.

In the current crisis, though, it’s precisely this devaluation that must be avoided, for a large-scale write-down of financial capital would – the fear is – tip states and banks into the abyss. "Contagion" is the name of the threat that will be hovering over us for as long as the financial markets fear it.

”

After watching Milton Friedam's epiphanic PBS series Free to Choose lo these many years ago,  I walked away with this truth

Capitalism, e.g. Free Market economies,  ebb and flow.  When left alone they will find equilibrium.  The problem occurs when politicians, convinced by their own obvious brilliance in all matters, decide to help out, and get tits caught in the wringer.   

Which of course is where we're at.


Great Adverts

RERUN


“


Here is a German advertisement for men's underwear. Since most men aren't interested in watching a commercial for such things, a new and innovative approach appears to have solved the problem.  The folks at JOCKEY have reported a 600% increase in market share since the ad first ran. - cuzzin ricky


I ran this a few years ago, but hey, it's delightful.

”



When Caeter speaks ... people laugh ...


Former president Jimmy Carter ...

...  and deliver us from evil.   Thank you God.

When Time magazine speaks, nobody cares .....


SHOCK POLL: HILLARY leads all Republican candidates...
Hoes in the Outfield




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A new Time magazine poll ....

Hoes in the Outfield



Thursday, October 27, 2011

BIRDS are mean bastids ...





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Keller's Shootin' Classes

I have it on good authority that —



“
Kim du Toit is also teaching this class...


make sure to catch the last 30 seconds

El Jefe
”



Orlando Jones - "kill Sarah Palin."

                                                                                       HOLLYWOOD



“

Hoes in the Outfield

”
Orlando Jones -  ,,, kill Sarah Palin."


It was good for me. You?








It was good for me. You?





In the top 99% ....



   
Finally!  OCCUPY explained
(if you're one of the 99% dumbest people in the country)


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   cuzzin ricky