Illinois Carry Law!

Tails of the Gun   Illinois HB183 is now law! The legislature have over ridden the ( irrelevant ) governor's veto. “ The Concealed carry portion of the law is horrid. Written by the Chicago anti civil rights bunch and full of delays and traps and criminal penalties to Illinois License to Carry holders. In fact, it will be a year before the first license is issued. I'll leave my discussion of that horrid discriminatory part of the bill for later. [Full] I am a Chicagoan, and always will be.  But for Christ's sake! Where did all this stupid come from?  Not from the kids I grew up with.

Liz Cheney

NRSC would back Sen. Mike Enzi over Liz Cheney in possible Wyoming primary “   If I'm honest I don't know much about Enzi, which is beside my  point.  I do know that Liz Cheney is her dad's clone (meaning very bright, principled, and all American).  That aside, the GOP ought stay out of all primary battles.  Period.  No funding, no GOP sponsored touts.   Not just because the GOP have a batting record of about .057 when looking at the performance of their foisted-upon-us  candidates,  but because kids duking it out in the front yard is primal, with the ablest winning. ”

The Human Brain

Footprints in a pail of water Here's more stuff to amaze and astound, not to mention trivialize Gods in their own minds (like Al Gore and ALL Liberals who think their efforts on out behalf (and using our money) will actually leave a footprint. .

Mr. Tyranny

Nanny State: One regulation away from total bliss          The Police State                Tyranny               “ ETC ETC Obama gives himself control of all communication systems in America In explaining the order, the Electronic Privacy Information Center (EPIC) writes that the president has authorized the DHS "the authority to seize private facilities when necessary, effectively shutting down or limiting civilian communications." (fron last year- thor~) ”

Freaky Deaky

STUFF “ The new me spends his mornings at Starbucks (for the wi-fi) watching all the people on their way to work (everyone in Maryland works for governement in some fshion. so everybody works) and watching movies.  Tosau I finished Freak-Deaky.  It's a wonder that I missed any Elmore Leonard based movie, but I did.  Freakey-Deaky is classic E.M.  When it was over I clicked on "You'll Probably like The Inbetweeners'" The Inbetweener Movie - Part 1 by person321ss I wastched abour 5 minutets when the Starbucks girl intimated I shoulf order or Fet the gut out. so I walked to my hotel (charges xxtra for wi-fi)  I will keep watching. I noted this comment in my turtle war post (What I Saw) below' That's what I see too. Otherwise, what's the point? # posted by  iri : 7/7/13, 4:24 PM He should know the point, but others with lower mileage  may not.  This blog is like a neighborhood beer jopint where people sit around listening to the bartender talk about whatever the hell he  happens to be interested in at the moment, and thne comment on it.  There doesn't have to be a point, and often isn't.  Is my catharsis. See all thes misspelings?  My fingers don't cotton much to the iPad keyboard. and the solution TFV suggested privately doesnn't work with geration one iPads- which is what I have.  Maybe mine's Gen II.  Or maybe it's me squinty eyes? ”

Kerry in da Soup

Oh My And yes, we ALL had the same thought

Tortoise Reform

What You See                            What I Saw

As seen

Liberal Genetic Code Discovered!

Gary Larsen                                                                                  SCIENCE FOUND--THE LIBERAL GENE (I am not making this up) The LIBERAL Gene from December Works on Vimeo. cuzzin ricky

A Soiling Gigolo named Kerry

Absurdities upon which I will not silently put “ No single person can keep up with the plethora of staggeringly absurd and bizarre goings on in today's culture, but I do stumble upon some that are so over the top  that they must be commented on.  The first one today is that John Kerry is Sec/State. How could that have happened in the first place? News that he was sailing on his boat during Egypt upheaval, contrary to what we were led to believe, is only a manifestation of the disease named Sec/State John Kerry. The second insult to my sensibilities arrived via e-mail, from Code Pink (I'm on their list). CODE PINK - True Patriots Next week the defense will present its case in the trial of whisteblower Bradley Manning. Manning is facing life in prison for exposing the truth about what is being done abroad in our name. Manning said: “I want people to see the truth, because without information you cannot make informed decisions as a public.” THIS One argument for women in combat is this.  While no gentleman could, they are able to beat and bayonet every Code Pink bitch found marching with this band of Marxists Kindly add your own outrageous story links below,  Sheesh. ”

Home Movies

Such a Deal! “ I own a 48"  HD Sony television.  I have a developing cataract in the right eye that makes stuff blurry.  I have ears that show the wear of a million rounds of ammo fired (you did not wear ear protection when throwing hand grenades or firing an M-1 back in the day), and from the 10.000 watt speakers blaring out Twist and Shout at the Peppermint Cave.  So,  I use wireless earphones,  and sometimes have to squint to read yellow captions on a white background when trying to make sense of foreign movies, which include British and many American films. But I have discovered Nirvana in this i-PAD.  I sit in my lazy boy holding a book that shows all my NetFlix and Amazon movies, in crystal clear high definition (I can  count individual bumps on an  areola) .  The closed captions are always easy to read, and the audio fed through my little Apple ear buds is quite adequate I have SKYPE installed,  and can talk to cuzzin Rickey in Chad, or wherever the hell he is now, and watch as his lovely girlfriend passes behind him while fetching morning coffee. Free. I'm damned near at the point where all I need by way of anything electronic is a  Wi-Fi connection.  Verizon is this close |-| to becoming obsolete in my world.  I think they know it.  I suspect that companies like Verizon will begin to take us back to the days when Compuserve and AOL charged customers (usually, exorbitantly) by minutes used.  That will leave the door open for companies to offer cellular type access to Wi-Fi.  Companies like NetFlix will allow subscribers to choose content ala carte, which will be a death blow to many of the parasite cable shows that don't draw a break-even audience.  So, this iPad has made me a believer.  I suspect other androids will offer the same benefits, and possibly the same quality, but I have the Apple, so I'll stick with that. ”

The Obama Stink Rose

To the surprise of only the most naive and detached people alive

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The White House pushed dirt on Darrell Issa, book says   Obama White House use media to punish critics Democrat Media Complex in near  'Lock-Step' Obama Administration looks Nazi, acts Nazi, thinks Nazi A rose by any other name ... Blah blah blah 416,800 Americans died while trying to erase the Nazi Axis Ahem

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Crying

Stuff in the melting pot what ain't melted

Pre-Palmer Exercise

Oh My

Stuff Obama Doesn't Understand

AMERICA!

Wtf

Oh My Here's a Pad poser. My hotel wi-fi connect went down.  No problem.  I'll read a book on the Kindle ap.  
But Oh no.  It seems no connect  to Amazon, no book.  I'm not blaming IPad for this. Should I?

Egyptians Know Obama better than most Americans do

We know what you did last summer. “ Our interventionist foreign policy is the gift that keeps on giving. Is there any Middle Eastern country that we haven’t screwed up yet? Oh yeah – Iran. Give Obama and McCain time (How utterly prescient?). That will be the clusterfuck that destroys the world. Full In Syria, where foreign Sunni jihadis, supported and armed by the United States, are attacking all non-Muslims—Christians are prime and obvious targets,  and their slaughter are many—Shias, who are seen as “false Muslims,” are naturally also under attack. For example, Salafi Sheikh recently issued a fatwa saying that those Muslims fighting to topple secular president Bashar Assad and install Sharia law are free to “capture and have sex with” all non-Sunni women ...The Arab Spring’s Latest Victims Obama didn't just support Morsi, he was instrumental in handing Egypt over to his Muslim Brotherhood handlers.  The whole thing was packaged  under the sobriquet "Muslim Spring; created and sponsored by the U.S. (Obama and Sec/State Clinton), and designed to transfer Shia sect governments to the Sunnis (aka Iran). I mean, how transparent must they be?  The vanguard of rabble rousers sent to Egypt—to sow dissension against the Mubarak government—included Code Pink anarchists?  And domestic terrorists—and Clinton enablers— Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn?  Puh-leeze.  ”

NFL Siffs Der Fugher

Like a Boss NFL Rejects Request to Promote Obamacare

I know this guy ...

BALTIMORE (WJZ/AP) — The surge in violence continues in Baltimore as the police report more shootings, the last of which happened late Saturday in Northeast Baltimore. Christie Ileto has more on how clergy and lawmakers are trying to calm anxious residents who . At least 40 shootings have happened in the last 10 days and 16 of them were deadly. [Full]

Today's Oceanside Musing

Oh My Marco Rubio- The New Charlie Crist 

Zippety Doo-Dah

COMEUPPANCES Concealed Weapons Coming to That Toddlin' Town “ Thanks to Illinois state lawmakers, concealed carry is coming to Chicago with or without Gov. Pat Quinn’s (D) support, because the legislation passed with a veto-proof majority. [More] ”

Movie Spoiler

SPOILER

WHITE HOUSE DOWN Since movies about the president are usually made to be evocative of the present office holder, this film is a disappointment. The good guys lose. Not that I've seen it. Just heard people mumbling that rebuke whilst leaving a showing at the mall complex,

BEST NEWS EVER

Palin Ponders Bolt From GOP (aka DNC Jr.) “ CLAP CLAP CLAP Among the 14 Republicans who backed the immigration bill was Arizona Sen. John McCain, who named Palin as his Republican vice presidential running mate in 2008 ”

Hot Stuff

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Shirley Lynn Gore, prostitute.  Invented the gaseous and destructive Queef Cordon Bleu in 1913 Death Valley, Calif., could even top 130 degrees Saturday through Monday, just below the world record high of 134 recorded there on July 10, 1913, The Weather Channel said. Insert 1913 combustion engine data here. I'm getting the hang of this here iPad.

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Bados-Boody

Oh My

Dispatch from Barbados

Ouch. It would appear that Hong Kong is treating Eric Holder with all of the respect and deference he deserves.

On Vacation

Rodger the Real King of France 6/24/2013 08:44:00 AM 31 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " Argus Hamilton

Downton Abbey Out-takes

What I See            Downton Abbey Edits

Words from my doppelgänger

The Enigma Debate I can't wait until Obama's term is over. That will be our first opportunity to really find out who this guy is- without the interference of the media or the leftist minions “ I am not kidding when I say this. Dyed in the wool leftists often cannot grasp why government would lie. They simply give government officials, particularly "theirs" the benefit of the doubt. It defies belief. But in as much as they defend "theirs" they hate "yours." Leftists always think they know your agenda. Hillary could care less who Bill screws around with- that was never important to her. What is important to Hillary is her ego and ambition. I have always believed the whole marriage, kid, thing was just a cover story for a Presidential run or two. There are now rumblings that in Hillary's upcoming book, she is going to disclose that she is bi-sexual. So after 4 decades, maybe the truth will come out. Whenever I am debating an issue, let's say in the case of the Congressional Budget Office's allegation that this year's deficit will only be 642 billion, I stick to the facts. Generally what happens is this. a) Intelligent people realize when they are wrong or at the very least, when they have been mislead. They will go quiet. b) Every once in awhile, I actually have a decent back and forth discussion with an intelligent person without name calling. This causes me to re-think or reinforce a position with fact checking. It happened last week. c) Most often some ego maniac will start calling you names when you disagree with some unsubstantiated position that they have taken. When they start calling you names, you win. It is always that simple. The single greatest conflict generator of my entire life is Barack Obama. I have never ever seen an individual more adept at lying than this guy. He is a pure professional. When I see his particular quality of deception- I am in awe. Even when caught in a lie, The more I read, the more puzzled I get. Pieces and years are missing and then all of a sudden, a high school prom picture shows up. Obama simply shuts up. Thus he gives the detracting side no credibility and no power- knowing full well the issue will fade. Benghazi, and where he was during that 7 hours, is a perfect example. He has never addressed the issue. The reason that Obama causes so much conflict is because he is so damn good at being deceptive. Bush was a piker compared to this guy. Even ardent conservatives had to agree that Bush was a shitty liar. So Bush didn't generate the kind of entrenched conflict that Obama does. It doesn't hurt that Obama is black either. Supporters will often use the race card anytime they are losing a debate involving Obama. I don't think I have ever researched anyone more thoroughly than Obama. I certainly have never researched anyone, anywhere, who is a bigger enigma than this guy. His entire life makes no sense to me. Let me tell you a little story which will make sense once you think about it. Hillary Clinton, while in college, ... (thecivillibertarian  continied) Loved it. ”

Baghdad Carney at His Best

Baghdad Carney “ Jay Carney, living reincarnation of Baghdad Bob, was recently asked a pointed question about the scandals, failures, and lack of leadership his boss is responsible for. to wit— the disastrous "green" investments in colossal fiascos such as Solyndra, the inability to use the word "terror" to describe acts of Muslim terrorism, the illicit and doomed sale of guns to La Mafia Mejicana, the stubbornly high unemployment statistics for blacks, the unlawful targeting of conservatives by the IRS, the indiscriminate archiving of personal electronic communications, the permanent stonewalling on the Benghazi disaster ... ... and a host of other issues,  such as the classic embarrassment he brought upon us with recent speeches in Northern Ireland and Berlin. He responded— That, courtesy of Ron Metzger-ade Costume.But, wait! This reated video has been looking for a home, and this is it. ”

Don't be a "Troll?"

Today's Word TROLL

In Internet slang, a troll (/ˈtroʊl/, /ˈtrɒl/) is a person who sows discord on the Internet by trying to start arguments and upset people. They may do this by posting deliberately inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as a forum, chat room, or blog, with the intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.  The Troll has an opinion on everything, and seemingly waits 24/7 for any chance to air it. Also known as a FPITA.

Blow Me iPad

This Just In I HATE APPLE'S GUTS

Gird Your Loins BIG

We're pumping iron here boss! “ Dear Maryland: You're not welcome here. I despise you for having no discernible football tradition, or a team that is good right now, or even a team that has been good recently--and for still thinking you're hot shit, all that, and God's gift to the B1G, and we should kiss the ground you walk on. That we should be THANKFUL (!) you're here. Hallelujah, just what we wanted--it's a self-righteous East Coast clone of freaking Indiana who has the nerve to think they're gonna walk in here and start churning out wins.  1G 2013 Maryland// How Can We Hate Something We Know Nothing About? I enjoyed the hell out of that, truly.  The ACC is a sniveling,  passive-aggressive and duplicitous  operation, epitomized by Coach K. Weasel (the Terps own the best record against the Weasel in the ACC, and prolly the nation); so I appreciate stand-up, honest discourse.  I really look forward then  to Maryland's Big Ten inaugural season next year.  And, despite the charges leveled above, the Terps have won as many National football titles (2)  as have Wisconsin, Indiana,  Northwestern, and Michigan State combined (2).  But as a football conference, both the ACC and the BIG are gridiron bit players anymore.    →   FOOTBALL CONFERENCE RANKING   1 SOUTHEASTERN   2 BIG 12   3 PAC-12   4 BIG TEN   5 I-A INDEPENDENTS   6 BIG EAST   7 ATLANTIC COAST   8 WESTERN ATHLETIC   9 SUN BELT   10 MID-AMERICAN As of 2012, the Pac 10 has the most NCAA Division I national championships in basketball with 15 total championships. UCLA, the winningest team in college basketball, won 11 of those (10 by John Wooden). Here is the championship count for the other main conferences: * ACC - 12 * SEC - 11 * Big Ten - 10 * Big East - 10 * Big 12 - 5 * Big Eight - 4 * Big West - 1 When it comes to basketball however, Maryland has played in a conference that, John Wooden aside, dominates college hoops.  More to the point,take the ACC-Big Ten Challenge (where the ACC's record is 10–3–1).  The Terps are second only to Duke with a record of 10 wins and 4 losses.  I suspect BIG schools will soon develop a real hatred for Maryland, but for cause- after we shatter your dreams on the fields of honor. !  But look, nobody will hate the ACC more than us. So,thanks in advance BIG, for letting us escape. (But, Rutgers??? What were you thinking? )   ”

Peace Through Pork Ammo

Peace Through Pork I think SFI may have borrowed this secret from the Pork Fat Mutiny.  Which prompts this idea.  Dip them in Holy Water, and no  DOJ nor Homeland Security goons can touch them!

Chelsea Hubbel Speaks

Clinton Culture                    Chelsea Clinton Laments: My Great Grandmother Did Not Have Access to Planned Parenthood—America's Leading Abortion Provider SURVEY SAYS “ Mark this day with a red circle.  In the twenty-one years that the Slick Clinton family have occupied the national stage, Chelsea is the first Clinton to agree with the consensus opinion that had her maternal grandmother had access to an abortionist, she would have aborted the beast inside her. That's right,  Chelsea's mother Hillary would never have been born, and we would have been spared, arguably, the  most evil woman to ever draw breath in our United States. More evil than Sanger, Pelosi, Boxer; et. al.  I am not making this up. New York, NY (CFAM) — From the stage at the recent Women Deliver conference, former US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s daughter Chelsea revealed that her much-admired maternal grandmother was the child of unwed teenage parents who “did not have access to services that are so crucial that Planned Parenthood helps provide.” Chelsea’s grandmother was born of an unintended pregnancy. And new research shows that her family is not alone in treasuring a person who – if Planned Parenthood had been successful – would not have been born. sigh ”

Sleeping with the enemy

Oh My

I have in my grubby little  hands an Apple iPad; compliments of my son Hucker  (Father's Day).  This is all I can do right now.

Vettes

TEXT I apologize for thinking "I hope he, at least, doesn't get any pussy." Metzger-Metzger

Ineptocracy: The prevailing Zeitgeist

Oh My

C/R

25 Tasks in one!

Gizmos    “Mulkti-Taskers Are Good” - Alton Brown 25 tasks in one!

Divisive?

ThugBama                       President Obama Criticizes Catholic Education “ And the reason for his criticism?  Are you ready?  Gird your loins. During a speech yesterday in Belfast, President Barack Obama criticized Catholic education, suggesting that it’s harmful to national unity. “If towns remain divided—if Catholics have their schools and buildings and Protestants have theirs, if we can’t see ourselves in one another and fear or resentment are allowed to harden—that too encourages division and discourages cooperation,” said the President, during his Northern Ireland Visit for the G8 summit. "... encourages division and discourages cooperation..." Are you kidding me. It is not arguable that this provocateur president is the most divisive political influence in our history; more so than even the Clintons.  The stack of arrogance this blue-lipped fly brings to the table is so over the top that his removal from office is now mandatory.  He is a Stage Five Melanoma on the body politic.  I say this in full knowledge that, and because, his government can and does read our e-mail while we're typing it.  His very existence cause millions to wonder whether they have in fact died and been sent to Hell! Nicolae and Elena Ceausescu, whose impeachment is an on-point exemplar,were Welcome Wagon compared to this lot. * We do not condone nor suggest that unlawful means be used to rid our nation of any clear and present dangers to our nation. ”

Dear Cleveland Browns

COMEUPPANCES A fine bitch-slapping As seen The Isle of Mann

We've all been there

Oh My Before the THUMP!

Get Used ti it? You miserable twat!

Nanny State: One regulation away from total bliss          The Police State                FBI director admits domestic use of drones             “ “You wait, in five years, the technology is getting better, they’ll be cameras every place,” Bloomberg said during his weekly radio appearance. “Get used to it — whether you like it or not.” “Does the FBI use drones for surveillance on US soil?” Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) asked Mr. Mueller during an oversight hearing on Capitol Hill Wednesday before the Senate Judiciary Committee. “Yes,” Mueller responded bluntly  [Full] Graphic comment. ”

SEX at 66!

You Look Mahvelous I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 66.  I'm so happy, because I live at number 72.  So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.  And it's the same side of the street, so I don't even have to cross the road! Sid Vicious

Chopper Hero

Catharsis                      Helicopter pilot spots a model plane stuck in trees. What he does next makes one little boy's day.    T J Mann

Attention Crack Addicts

Oh My The Lady and the Plumber   

Till death ...

Oh My

Chicom Flag0 Made in USA

COMEUPPANCES MADE IN USA

In search of Shakespeare

In Search of Shakespeare “ I just finished watching this four-part Michael Wood documentary for the second time.  Utterly fascinating.  And for me puts an end to all conjecture about the true identity of Shakespeare.  It's William who is he.  And this line from Henry VIII was the clincher: and which gifts - Saving your mincing - the capacity Of your soft cheverel conscience would receive, If you might please to stretch it .Shakespeare's father was a fine glove maker (and politician, and wheeler dealer)  who tried teaching his son that craft.  The use of cheverel, a pliable leather used in glove making,  is not by itself a clincher, but with the plethora of  historical records about the family,  it rang my bell.  Even if you're not steeped in Shakespeare's plays (I am not), Wood's insights into  Elizabethan England (comparing it to a police state) is worth it.  Clap Calp Clap!  And no captions Juice! ”