Coulda been Teresa Heinz. I'm just sayin

Balls and Strikes During a long rain delay, a baseball color commentator decides to kill some time by sharing a little trivia with the play-by-play announcer. "I'll bet you don't know who hit the most home runs between 1955 and 1975," the color man says. "Everyone knows that," says the announcer, "Hank Aaron." "How about who had the most RBI's between 1955 and 1975?" "Easy," says the announcer, "Hank Aaron again." "OK, here's a harder one. Know who got hit on the chin with the most balls between 1955 and 1975?" "I'm not sure on that one, but I'm guessing Hank Aaron." "Nope," says the color man, "Liberace."  Tim W

Marines hot meals lose out to Michelle's vacation allowance

More Outrage Upon Which We Shall Not Put !                                     Every weekend I'm mind-pestered by outrageous news that I noted, but never got around to commenting on.  Here's this week's outrages upon which I will not put!                                                                                                                                                            It's a hands down given  that the next Pacific naval war will be fought against China.  So what have the  Obamas done?  That's right; invited the Chi-Coms to participate in a naval exercise  held ostensibly to practice deep-sixing  their fleet.  Can you spel D-U-H? And,  even the LA Times got this right. America's China mistake As Beijing becomes more bellicose, Washington clings to the hope that military-to-military relations will somehow relieve tensions. They won't.                                                       17% (3,641 votes) Said YES;  83% (17,725 votes) Said NO!  The second thing that sent me to the liquor cabinet was this. Marines at Camp Leatherneck in Afghanistan will lose a key daily meal starting Saturday, causing some to forgo a hot breakfast and others to work six-plus hours without refueling on cooked food, according to Marines at the base and Marine Corps officials. Are you kidding? What's the first thing that came to your mind?   Was it  THIS? That's right! Finally, and this was not on my original list,  I noticed that he LAT's editorial cartoonist is Ted Rall.  TED-Freaking-Rall/  Here's some of Rall's work I clipped after 9/11.  Small wonder then that  Times thinks that enforcing the Federal immigation kaws makes you a loose cannon.   Enough said.

Are you pulling my leg?

Rorschach Tests I Have Failed

Tommy Lee Smith

"OMG. Where's my iPhone?"

Oh My A man from outer space?

Two birds

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As seen

Magic Stairs Explained by Cliff Obama

Magic Chairs "This is pretty difficulty for most folks to understand.  Let me break it down into its fractal symbiosis,  so to  speak.  When you think you're walking up the stairs, you are in fact digitalizing what you've done before when confronting upsteps.  But are you?  Psycho numismatics who've studied rats note than when they're in one of those— in one of those, what do you call it?  That wheel that you walk inside of ? .. you know ..... "Barack Obama There are no video tricks going on here.  These stairs baffle everyone  who walks on them.  Anybody know what's going on here?  Ron Metz-a-Stein

Mack the Euro Blue Dane

Catharsis This just in .... "Mack Juice Huge" - the European Blue Dane Hey Rodger, Just wanted to share our soon to be new family member. He's a five week old European Blue Dane. We chose his name to include the kennel name: JJ's Viking Valley Blue Mack Truck. ;p Call name is Mack. Ain't he cute? And yes, I have done mucho study on Danes, with special regard to feeding and health. Can't wait to get him home. Juice Our congratulations Mr. & Mrs. Juice .  I think he favors Mr. Juice, wot.

Dearbornistan

Police State Culture                    DOJ: Social Media Posts Trashing Muslims May Violate Civil Rights The move comes a few years after the administration became the first in history to dispatch a U.S. Attorney General to personally reassure Muslims that the Department of Justice (DOJ) is dedicated to protecting them. In the unprecedented event, Attorney General Eric Holder assured a San Francisco-based organization (Muslim Advocates) that urges members not to cooperate in federal terrorism investigations that the “us versus them” environment created by the U.S. government, law enforcement agents and fellow citizens is unacceptable and inconsistent with what America is all about. Related: Sharia in the USA: Christians Jailed for Preaching to Muslims--Dearborn, MI Officials Sued Islam is a cancer.  Eric Holder is a Melanoma. Period.

For the chilluns

—   you berks.    “ story  Boswell  taught that "'For the chilluns' is the last refuge of a scoundrel?"  : I think a case can be made that the free distribution of porn is  indication of a rancid society, but this?  Alas, even if decision makers had the wherewithal to pass Logic 101 it wouldn't matter; laws are passed after checking wind currents. And. no. I am not advocating for child porn, so don't even try. ”

We Find Bunny Innocent

What I See                                    The set-up; Exhibit A “I offer exhibit A as proof that my client Bunny Hoffwitz is a sleep walker, and  when she barged into her ex-boyfriend's apartment, slit his throat and stuffed his severed penis down his new wife's throat after severing her head—in her dream state she was shopping for dinner at the Safeway.”

Through Thick & Thin

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Say it ain't so Al ...

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Joke

A guy gets a job ... A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and gets a job at a  big "everything under one roof" department store. His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to the sales floor. "How many customers bought something from you today?" The kid frowns and looks at the floor and mutters, "One." The boss says "Just one?!!? Our sales people average sales to 20 to 30 customers a day. One sale a day might have been acceptable in North Dakota,  but you're not on the farm anymore, son."   The kid took his beating, and the boss felt kinda bad for chewing him out on his first day.  He asked (semi-sarcastically), "So, how much was your one sale for?"  The kid looks up at his boss and says "$101,237.65."  The boss, astonished, says "$101,237.65?!? What the heck did you sell?"  The kid says, "Well, first, I sold him some new fish hooks.  Then I sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."  The boss said "Wait a minute. A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a TRUCK!?" The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.' Old  joke from Tim W, but still funny and really new jokes only come along every two to four years.

The program is blocked by group policy

Democrat or Bubonic Today's Plague

It began last night with ... ...   and ended with Default Re: Avast is blocked by Group Policy... Then you have a major issue that cant be resolved without a format. Sorry to tell you but you got infected and they added your PC to a group policy. There is no way to undo that unless you know the Admin password that they had set to remove yourself. The second I agreed to allow the Thunderbird update I regretted it since Thunderbird NEVER uses pop-up update dialog.  Too late.  Before I knew it I had a new Toolbar, and a whole bunch of other crap that I deleted completely, leaving no registry remnants. However ... When I tried to update Avast I got the "The program is blocked by group policy ..." message.  The administrator password was generated by the  hijacker, who is either Chinese, Russian  or a Democrat. After spending at least 6 hours trying everything I could find, it appears that this virus can only be removed with a fresh install. Fukit.  I don't care.  But I've said this before.  If the Obamas spent just a fraction of  resources they use to track and silence their critics, these people could be found, killed, and their mainframes blown to pieces.  In fact, I have more enmity for these people than I did for bin-Laden. FYI

SPOOKS - Episode 77

Obama dodges a bullet Interesting MI-5 plot in episode 77.  A prominent Israeli chick diplomat successfully brings  together Israeli-Palestinian peace talks involving the United States' new president and "leader of the free word." (code name "Lighthouse"). In fact, she has engineered an impossibly complex plan to assassinate the president.  Why?  To show that no enemy of Israel, no matter how prominent, is safe.  Those  rascals from M-5, fortunately for the free world, uncover the plot using even more impossibly complex techniques, and stop it. with only one Syrian dirt-bag dupe ending up on a slab. It says much about how the British left (who run the BBC) see Obama's reputation amongst Israelis.  Not that its any great secret. The Brits probably agree with the American left that it's easier to destroy Israel than all Muslamia

Dim Sumbirch

YOU SAW THE MOVIE Now live the reality “ ChicomsAcquire Smithfield Foods for $4.72b China’s consumption of pork is rising with the expansion of its middle class while there are questions being asked about the safety of the country’s food supply. Smithfield’s livestock unit is the world’s largest hog producer, bringing about 15.8 million of the animals to market a year, according to the company’s website. It owns 460 farms and has contracts with 2,100 others across 12 U.S. states. The takeover is valued at $7.1 billion including debt, which would make it the largest Chinese takeover of a U.S. company, according to data compiled by Bloomberg. "China’s consumption of pork is rising .. ."  There's the key.  Not only have the US lost another manufacturer, but the acquisition means American pigs (no. not the Congressional Democrat Women's Caucus) will be heading to Mao-Town.    Watch US pork prices skyrocket as supply dwindles.  ”

Garlic Trick,

FOOD How to Peel a Head of Garlic in Less Than 10 Seconds from SAVEUR.com on Vimeo.    Tim W

A Different View

BFF

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Hijacked

The Humanity                         Hijacked! JFC, it's 9:30 and I've spent that past two hours with Pow Web trying to straighten out why my Terpsboy.com account was displaying ads, and seemingly hijacked.  I don't actively use Terpsboy anymore, but it does contain the years when I published this blog independent of Blogger.  Since I pay to keep the domain, and yearly rent, I have every right to control its content. My customer service guy Punjabi said he had disabled the ads, and I told him it was unacceptable practice to begin with and he said "Have a nice day, eat some curry."  So here we are. Instead of a brilliant analysis of Eric Holder's recent activities as they pertain to what he did during the Clinton terror, you get this whiny rant.  Sumbitch!  Now I need a nap.