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Catharsis Canadian strip clubs recruit students w/offer of college tuition “ WINDSOR, Ontario, Aug. 29 (UPI) -- Two Canadian strip clubs have offered female college students tuition assistance in return for removing their clothes in public. This is why I make the big bucks.  I have in a swoop found here a thematic link to my two prior  posts.  Do not try this at home, I am a professional.   ”

5 things we know about Obama

“ [...] However, given that the President’s ideology did incline this way back then (even if it doesn’t anymore [yuck-yuck]), then one can see where the Obama campaign might want to avoid further scrutiny of Obama’s time in college, since it would bolster (however hardly unfairly) the narrative that the President is a dyed-in-the-wool Left wing radical. As Newsrealblog puts it:   The conferences in question were presented by the Democratic Socialists of America, self-described as the largest socialist organization in the country. Though there’s no specific mention or evidence of Obama attending any of these conferences, Kurtz has found Obama’s name on the organization’s conference mailing lists from that time frame. Kurtz also draws a conclusion that since the 1983 conference, timed with the anniversary of the death of Karl Marx, was practically a who’s-who of the American far Left, Obama would no doubt have been there.   At these conferences, Obama is certain to have had exposure to some scholars and philosophers who would influence his life in extremely consequential ways. The conferences featured speakers like Frances Fox Piven, whose strategy for collapsing capitalism made her a darling of the Left, and James Cone, who devised the notion of Black Liberation Theology.   The conferences also featured workshops like “Poverty In America,” “Social Issues,” “Black Theology and Marxist Thought,” “Race and Class in Marxism,” and “The Case For Transitional Reform.” (Yep, the conferences sure sound like a great way to spend time in New York.) Many of these workshops centered around the concepts of Alinskyite community organizing and working from within the system to push the political direction of the country toward the Left, to socialism. [Full]  A nice For-the-Record article from The Blaze.  It appears then that Wayne Allyn Root and friends never heard of Obama because they didn't spend time closeted in dens of Marxist  theorists  There is still mystery surrounding Obama's Columbia and Harvard years; principally,  who paid his tuition? And why? ”

Up-skilting

Ex-IBM Japan president questioned over upskirt filming Crime Aug. 31, 2012 - 06:51AM JST   “ TOKYO — A former president of IBM Japan has been questioned by police after allegedly filming up the skirt of an unsuspecting woman in a train station, local media reported Thursday. What's remarkable about this story is that "upskirting" is illegal in Japan.  That's like making it illegal to have cook-outs in the US. ”

Code Pink Vag

CODE PINK “                                                                                                      ” -blah-blah-blah. I subscribe to Code Pink's news letter because it's just so over- the-top bizarre.  But this—Vagina Protest!— is over, over-the-top. Vagina Protest?   I had my Impact-0-Meter set up in Tampa, and here's the recorded impact Code Pink had this week. Zero, if you don't count  new opinions formed by people who'd never seen anything like it before. They have to do it though, in order to keep the ANSWER and SOROS checks coming.  Only reason I can think of.  Vagina Protest!  Man, there ain't no flies on their watermelons.

Doper Web Building

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Interactive Obama

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Early Scum Chic

TOXIC CULTURE             Early Warnings

Mitt- I Will Defund the Left

Oh My

The headline, “ “Romney: I’d cut PBS, Obamacare, arts subsidies,” is running over a Romney interview with CBS Evening News anchor Scott Pelley. Asked for specific budget cuts, Romney listed “the subsidy for PBS, the subsidy for Amtrak, the subsidy for the National Endowment for the Arts” and “the subsidy for the National Endowment for the Humanities.” [Full wonderfullness] Okay. I'm beginning to want to have Mitt's baby. If he follows through,  he would  immediately  serve notice that he means business, unlike the prior 563 Republicans who promised the same thing.    ”

Today's WTF?

President Obama To Receive Honorary Green Beret, Induction Into Special Forces Association  Rendering meaningless any previous honorary Green Beret awards

There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser

"... there's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser"            “ Allowing the question of Obama's identity to slide easily into the night unanswered would be another admission that we the governed have no power over our governors.  An admission that the Alinsky gambit of ridiculing dissent  into silence is a legitimate tool in our national debate. Right Side News's The Mysterious Case of Obama’s Identity  is a thoughtful examination of where we're at, and how we got there (but not why).    [...] One involves the biggest unsolved mystery in American history: If Arpaio’s findings are correct, who did it? The other potential crisis, while linked to the first, is much more transparent. The U.S. Constitution lays out three criteria for president and vice president. Article II, Section 1, requires that the president be at least 35 years of age, have lived 14 years in the United States, and be a “natural-born” citizen. Jay: Man, we ain't got time for this cover-up bullshit! I don't know whether or not you've forgotten, but there's an Arquillian Battle Cruiser that's about to... Kay: There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IT! - -Men in Black The Constitution doesn’t define “natural born”, but according to common law at the time and, later, the 1875 U.S. Supreme Court case “Minor v. Happersett”, a “natural born” citizen is understood to be someone born in the U.S. to citizen parents (plural). “Minor” spelled out this definition and is thus the signal case. It is remarkable that in mid-2008, as Barack Obama was clinching the presidential nomination, references to the “Minor” case inexplicably disappeared from 25 related U.S. Supreme Court decisions archived at Justia.com, a leading legal search engine popular with journalists and legal bloggers. Coincidence? When attorney and blogger Leo Donofrio, whose Obama eligibility challenge went all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court in December 2008 (dismissed), discovered this apparent tampering in 2011, Justia called it a “programming error”. The blogosphere called it “Justiagate”. The media, of course, said nothing at all. [...] Full ”

Old Quote- Great Picture

Fat Chance Old quote, great picture. thoR~   “ The fact that we are here today to debate raising America's debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the US Government cannot pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government's reckless fiscal policies. Increasing America's debt weakens us domestically and internationally. Leadership means that, "the buck stops here.' Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better. ~ Senator Barack H. Obama, March 2006 P-U-N-K ”

Eastwood for Palin WTF?

Minus Palin, Convention’s TV Ratings Plunge Whoda Thunk it? “ GOP brainiacs instead thought that bringing in ... tell me you weren't a bit uncomfortable listening to Clint Eastwood last night.  WTF?  Nancy Reagan must have been doing her hair.  There is seemingly nobody in the GOP hierarchy who isn't there because nobody else will employ them.  On the plus side, we are running against Obama,  who is so horrible that they'll get away with it. Aside: My distrust of  the GOP is such that I see them hip deep in the reported "plot" to replace Boner with an unknown (outside Seattle)  Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers .  Why?  The Teaparty faction will be making just such a move to oust the terrible Boner with an actual conservative.  Cathy McMorris Rodgers is their parry.  ”

Young Pioneers Unleashed

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Protester: Rich People Need To Be “Destroyed” – Calls For A Marxist Utopia Like They Have In… Somalia And Afghanistan?…

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I Panicked

The Plot to Oust John Boehner

Obama's Toast

Given These Startling Facts,  How Can Obama Win? only massive voter fraud can save him

Today's Staggeringly Stupid Democrat

YOU BERK! I guess the King of Spades should be replaced. “ John M. Robinson, the Chief Diversity Officer at the U.S. Department of State, wants America’s diplomats to know that common phrases and idioms like “holding down the fort” are, in fact, deeply racist.  In one recent public relations kerfuffle at Nike, Inc., he wrote, the company torpedoed a sneaker called the “Black and Tan.”  “What a wonderful celebratory gesture and appreciation for Irish culture. Not!” wrote Robinson, an adult. Robinson notes that “Black and Tan,” –can refer to the brutal Protestant militiamen who ravaged the Irish countryside in the early 20th century And did you know using the phrase “holding down the fort” is the linguistic equivalent of scalping a Cherokee? “Handicap” and “rule of thumb” are two more figures of speech that Robinson, in his wisdom, has decreed offensive. The latter, Robinson says, refers to the width of a stick a man could once use to legally beat his wife”  more from the moron: here  [Full] "Hang Ten" ”

Food Cheats and Cole Saw Dressing

i slew, i slaw, i slawnquered Every time I go to the food store I find something else that not only costs more, but has been resized downward.  Ice cream is the first thing I noticed a few years ago. The traditional half gallon package is gone, and quite often the contents are pumped full of air.   Ben &  Jerry's is a notable exception, and print their quart packages with a "Still a Real Quart" blurb.  If the Hershey Bar gets any smaller, they'll be chocolate chips. What this means in political terms is that the Obama price index is skewed, because the smaller weights are not accounted for.   But that's not what I wanted to tell you.  Here's my food tip of the day. Over the years I'm spent an inordinate amount of time and money on what basically ought be a cheap salad of cabbage and dressing.  Cole slaw.  We love KFC slaw, but it's as pricey as the chicken to buy stand-alone. I have the recipe for it, but what a pain in the ass!  Besides, our dinners are last minute decisions, and I don't have time to let stuff mellow-out  in the fridge for a few hours.  Been using Marie's Cole Slaw dressing because it's acceptable, but @ 3.95 a jar, not cheap.  A few weeks ago Don M sent me his own recipe for Cole slaw dressing. We had spareribs a few days ago, so I tried it out.  DON'S COLE SLAW DRESSING 1/3 cup Best Foods Mayonnaise 1/3 cup Miracle Whip 2 Tablespoons Red Wine Vinegar 2 Tablespoons Sugar 2 Tablespoons Milk Mix well and place in a container. You can thin it with milk if necessary it thickens as it sits. For Cole Slaw Buy Angel Hair Cole Slaw available at Albertson's. Or thinly slice a head of cabbage.Serve the slaw like you would a salad. Cabbage separate from the dressing and dress at the table. The Cole Slaw will be nice and crispy this way.For a large group you can blend ahead of time but the cabbage gets soggy over time. Great with any BBQ. Don't forget to put some Crispy Cole Slaw on your BBQ Pork Sandwich. This dressing took less than 5 minutes to make, and it is so good I spooned half of it down me throat.  Next time I make it,  I'm going to substitute buttermilk and see what happens.  If it's better,  it will be TRKOF's Cole Slaw Dressing.  That's how things work here.  I'm a robber baron— er, king.

Canada Air Series

By Any Other Name

MacTweak

Barkin: Help MEEEEEEE

“ These are two of what must be 2-3 dozen recent cases of prominent (Liberal) public figures going bezerko.  Let's take Barkin.  Your typical washed-up Hollywood twat; very vulnerable.  I suspect scenes like this happen more than you'd suspect. Barkin:  I need work. What the hell  Shit Year (a recent Barkin movie)? And a couple of TV pilots in the last five years? What am I paying you for? Agent: Ellen, you're off the radar.  Nobody thinks of you.  Nobody wants to boff you. Barkin: So?  What? I'll do full frontal.  Hell I'll even do PINK! Agent: So will every girl in Junior High, and their boobs don't sag.  But, I do have an idea. Barkin: What? Fake a suicide?  Agent: No, that's been done to death.  No, what I want you to do is - I'll set it up- I want your to "lose it" in front of the press.  I want you to say something inflammatory that will wake Hollywood up.  Make guys like Spielberg love you. Barkin: tap*tap*tap Agent: Tell them you hope God, or someone,  kills every fu**ing Republican on earth and flies eat their carcasses!  Say you wish you had an assault rifle so you could spray the GOP convention. Barkin:  Won't I get arrested? Agent:  By who? Or,  she could be like Chris Matthews, David Chalian, Samuel L Jackson, or any number of the rest our left-media canker blossoms.  Committed and unhinged Marxists (though most have not a clue) who believe.   I'm a committed old school American, and I'd love to see a meteor hit the Democrat convention in Charlotte.  Best thing that could happen to this nation.  The difference between me and them is a big one.  I'm a two-bit no name blogger. A guy spouting off in the neighborhood bar. Any influence I have on the public debate is filtered through more moderate voices.  These people however have a national platform.  What they say influences, and validates millions of the wackiest people in the nation.  Unhinged, with nothing to lose.  Those  people are out there planning mayhem as we speak. And they are bankrolled by the likes of George Soros and the SEIU.  War is hell.  And, I never thought Ellen Barkin was that hot. ”

Obama Holds a Tweet-in

2012                                               La La La La La Hi, I’m Barack Obama, President of the United States. Ask me anything. “ verifiedI am Barack Obama, President of the United States -- AMA (self.IAmA) submitted 4 hours ago* by PresidentObamaObama Hi, I’m Barack Obama, President of the United States. Ask me anything. I’ll be taking your questions for half an hour starting at about 4:30 ET. Proof it's me: https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/240903767350968320 We're running early and will get started soon. UPDATE: Hey everybody - this is barack. Just finished a great rally in Charlottesville, and am looking forward to your questions. At the top, I do want to say that our thoughts and prayers are with folks who are dealing with Hurricane Isaac in the Gulf, and to let them know that we are going to be coordinating with state and local officials to make sure that we give families everything they need to recover. Verification photo: http://i.imgur.com/oz0a7.jpg LAST UPDATE: I need to get going so I'm back in DC in time for dinner. But I want to thank everybody at reddit for participating - this is an example of how technology and the internet can empower the sorts of conversations that strengthen our democracy over the long run. AND REMEMBER TO VOTE IN NOVEMBER - if you need to know how to register, go to http://gottaregister.com. By the way, if you want to know what I think about this whole reddit experience - NOT BAD! sorted by: best Here is a collection of all the questions and answers: Question: Who's your favourite Basketball player? (Note that "favourite" is the British spelling of "favorite."  Who wrote this script, Francis_Urquhart?) Answer: Jordan - I'm a Bulls guy. My amusement here lies in the concept of a president, in dire political straights, doing press conferences with Glamor Magazine, and now with a Twitter audience that we learned is 80% phantom.  I didn't see any value in reading the transcript.  He's acting like Tom Cruise did after replacing his long time press agent with his sister , or something.  Next thing, he was dancing on Oprah's couch; career off the cliff.  Maybe that's why Reggie Love came back to Barry? 'Cause Obama is clearly acting  quite unhinged. ”

Dennis Miller on Leno

Chris Matthers, STFU

Insanity, Thy Name is NBC “ Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy In 2008 NBC, in a what were they thinking? moment, chose Chris Matthews and Kieth Olbermann to anchor their convention coverage.  Midway into the GOP convention both were fired for—duh—doing what they do everyday. Acting like hate-filled, unhinged mental hospital escapees.  Olbermann was ultimately fired outright, but Matthews, whose slide into total insanity has reached bottom, was named NBC host again this year?!?, along with the vajayjay version of Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow.  Wait. Why am I wasting our time.   Watch the video, and Matthews's insane comments after the next First Lady spoke last night. ASIDE: My personal finest Matthews moment: Romney, Gingrich and Santorum “cultists,” March 13, 2012 “They’ve got… two Roman Catholics running ,and a Mormon, so three cultists running, and they gotta pick one of the three cultists, as they see them,” said Matthews, referring to the GOP primary. ”

Issac - What a crappy hurricane name

The man who named hurricanes In this truly delightful interview, Rich Hall talks about his first job:  naming hurricanes.  I doubt seriously Issac could ever have made his list.

Dead Fly Mountain

DEAD FLY MOUNTAIN “ GOP Establishment Tries to Change Delegate Rules to Marginalize Conservatives Reince Priebus: Todd Akin’s not getting a penny from the RNC, even if the race is tied CNN Asks If GOP Holding Convention Tuesday Is 'Appropriate' MSNBC cuts every speech made by a minority from RNC speech coverage Isaac and Hate-Speech Republicans Mitt’s Ham Handed Advisors Hurting Him with Conservatives Obama calls for full disclosure, almost I don't know who created dead fly mountain, but God bless you.  But now it's mine.  mwaahaahaa!!! ”

Looking For LOVE In All the Wrong Places

Heeeeeeeeeee's Back Looking For LOVE In All the Wrong Places “ If I'm honest, I never paid attention to Obama's "Body Man" Reggie Love.  Others did however, and now it's a legitimate question to ask - Why is He Back With Obama? Previously ... PHOTO OF THE DAY: Reggie Love: Real-Life Charlie Young Some tidbits about Mr. Love: Mr. Love was a football and walk-on basketball player at Duke University. He tried out with the Green Bay Packers and the Dallas Cowboys, but was cut from the final roster. In 2006, he was hired as a staff assistant in then-Sen. Obama's mailroom. A year later, he was promoted as body man. It was Mr. Love who introduced Barry and his wife to the fist bump, which they famously displayed when Barry became the presumptive Democratic nominee. Chris Duhon, a former Duke teammate who plays for the New York Knicks, is his best friend. Last summer, People listed Mr. Love as one of America's sexiest bachelors. In late January, two days after President Obama's inauguration, Mr. Love was chosen as ABC's "Person Of The Week". His Secret Service code name is "Rebound". One sugar or two Reggie?Reggie, all these tidbits are why we won't hold those embarrassing college photos that white frat boys took teabagging you against you (careful, the last link is NSFW). How do you pass out drunk at a University of North Carolina frat party when you're an athlete at a rival school? Not to mention that drunk-driving charge (he didn't get a sentence as his blood alcohol level was slightly below the limit). No wonder you got kicked off the Duke basketball team (he was reinstated a year later). Barry is clearly an understanding bloke.[Full BOOKER RISING] Finally, I LOVE the irony of a top Obama aide being tea-bagged after the left spent months trying to make the tea-bag connection with the Teaparty. ”

Good One

Slave or Stripper

STFU Michelle

“ White House- Should we be happy, or should we be offended? A Spanish magazine this month depicts Michelle Obama as a 19th Century French slave — a controversial move that has left critics wondering if the image choice was more provocative than political. On the August 2012 cover of Fuera de Serie, the first lady’s face is superimposed over the 1800 "Portrait d'une négresse," by French artist Marie-Guillemine Benoist. The painting depicts a female French slave in a headdress and white gown, one breast exposed. - NY DAILY NEWS ”

Oh My

Hard Rock - Uncensored

Hard Rock - Uncensored Version - I Am America  These 3 Remain June Taylor Dancers Here's an Anti-Obama music video by a band called These 3 Remain. It’s only been up for a couple days and it’s already starting to cause quite a stir. I think the readers of your blog would probably be interested in seeing it. Please take a look and if you like it, do you think you could post it on your blog? Thanks! Barry Nicholson Bassist/Singer The band kicks in at about the 1 minute mark - if the kids are still sleeping, lower the volume.

Buncha Hairy Supporters

AHEM “ More My Batman  Casca seems intent on sending me his entire beefcake collection, not that there's anything wrong with having one.  Ahem.  ”

Sarah Palin- King Maker II

Don't Go Akin My Heart This video was made earlier in the month, but  it's more intersting today.  Particularly in light of recent developments, like her choice Sarah Steelman being edged by some guy named Akin in MO.  Ahem. And, unless she's the "mystery speaker," the GOP will have come a crapper once again. Aside:  Akin is getting the full Dan Quayle treatemnt from the media, but is still 100% better than Claire McCaskell—who will vote for Harry Reid as Senate Majority Leader if she's reelected.

Big Brother Cams

Police State Culture UK License Plate Cameras Have "Gaps In Coverage" “ UK police are sad that despite having the most comprehensive driver surveillance system of any developed country, there are still gaps in their coverage. From the article: 'The cameras automatically record plate/time/location information and send it to a central data store, which has complete nationwide records for 6 years.' Also interesting is that an unspecified 'particular driving style' can be used to evade detection by the cameras. It appears, however, that criminals are well aware of the cameras and take other routes. Big Brother technology, coming soon to a country near you!" Previously I will bet a sizable amount of my own money that this is also the case in the US. ”

Rachel Corrie STFU Already

—   you berk                                   The Hammer Drops (Finally) Court Rules Israel Wasn’t at Fault in U.S. Moron Corrie's Death “ HAIFA, Israel — An Israeli judge ruled on Tuesday that the state bore no responsibility for the death of Rachel Corrie, the young American woman who was run over by a military bulldozer in 2003 as she protested housing demolitions in the Gaza Strip. What a Farce   The lengthy verdict in the civil case, read to a courtroom packed with supporters of Ms. Corrie’s family here, called the death an accident that occurred during “a military activity meant to prevent terrorist activity.” “She chose to put herself in danger,” said the judge, Oded Gershon. “She could have easily distanced herself from the danger like any reasonable person would.” Since her death, Ms. Corrie has become an international symbol of the ignorant,  pasty-faced leftist American True-Believer.   A play based on her writings has been performed in 10 countries, and a ship in an aid flotilla to Gaza bore her name. Numerous books and documentaries have told of how Ms. Corrie, a 23-year-old student, stood in an orange vest with a bullhorn between a bulldozer and the home of a Palestinian family in March 2003, and was crushed like an overripe casaba melon.  Who knew this was still going on?  Sheesh. ”

Square Calligraphy

Square Calligraphy Classroom 英文方块字书法入门 a fusion of written English and written Chinese. “ ”

Kill Mitt Romney & Other Pleasantries

Provoking Racial Unrest Occupy member creates ‘Kill Mitt Romney’  Facebook page Samuel L. Jackson asks why GOP 'spared' by tropical storm Chris Matthews:  GOP 'dividing country along racial lines'