Barbie Outsourced

A Fun Cruise

Today's Boner

To The Point is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia! We board our luxury cruise ship in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombassa, Kenya seven adrenaline-charged days later.

Also included:  Free complimentary night vision equipment - and throughout the night, coffee, pastries and snacks are always available on the main deck from 7pm until 6am. Normally I wouldn't  have even opened the  e-mail advertisement for THE ULTIMATE ADVENTURE CRUISE; but I did.  WHOA!  I really didn't have a bucket list before, which is sad, but now I do!  My first thought was to raise the $28,000 (Veranda , double occupancy; complete with bench rest).and treat Kim & Connie du Toit.  I have a book idea I want to run by Kim, (called "My Autobiography").   But Hell's Bells; they've already been! " Six attacks in 4 days were more than we expected." "I bagged three pirates, My wife nailed two, and our 12-year old niece sank two boats with the mini-gun. This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family" -- Kim and Connie du Toit - Texas You'll Relax like never before ! That's because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you. If you don't have your own weapons, you an rent them from our onboard  Master Gunsmith. Enjoy reloading parties Every afternoon, with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night ! Thor

Touche' Douche'

How to please your husband and ask the boss for a raise. (After 60 years+, we discover it's a two-fer)

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You know, sometimes things are good for dual purposes.   Like using baking soda to make a nice biscuit,  and deodorize the refrigerator; or using Coke to remove rust.   click Thanks Madison Avenue!

Teachers With Guns

Giving guns to teachers:

“ It was inevitable that someone would push a plan to allow teachers to pack concealed guns, and now, someone has, that someone being Nebraska state Sen. Mark Christensen, who has even submitted legislation to that end. WaPost:A Nebraska legislator submits bill ”

Caleb Weintraub Valerie Strauss says this is "inevitable," but doesn't say why.  It's worth pondering what social conditions made it thus?  How far into the discussion can you get before using "Liberal," Hollywood," or "MFCS" as an adjective? FWIW:   The only school district in the country believed to allow guns to be carried into public K-12 schools is the Harrold Independent School District in Texas, where the policy went into effect in 2007 and requires that those carrying the guns get training and use bullets that shatter when they hit a hard surface. [backdoor] ” Begging the question:   "How many kiddies have been massacred in the Harrold Independent School District since? "  Or teachers assaulted?

Escalator Art

Best Downer Ever

Jimmy Connors extraordinarily return

Jimmy Connors extraordinarily return Celebrating Genius

“ Former American No.1 tennis ace Jimmy Connors on a senior tour in 1991, produces the winning shot out of thin air. Today this is not a legal shot as rules state the racquet must be in the player's hand at moment of contact. But at the time it was legal, as long as the player caught the racquet before it hit the ground, as Connors did. ”

Try this in bed first

Try this.  Tell me if it works. If it doesn't, send pics.

Viacom is becoming a real social nuisance

Oh. Well, in that case. I mean, that never was the case in the past.

He's happy to see me. MTV PORN: Parents Television Council Calls for Fed Investigation Into 'SKINS'... VIACOM PRESENTS: SEX AT 15! Young Star Defends: 'It's What Teens Are Doing'...

First lady, Wal-Mart reach pact on nutrition

Wal-Mart's been trying to build 4-5 stores in D.C.  Watch. Now they will.  They win.

Rush Joins The Birthers

A 1000 Pound Gorilla Joins the ‘Birthers ’ Governor of Hawaii Can't Find Barack Obama's Birth Certificate?

Here's about 8 minutes of audio  from Rush's first hour on Friday.  Here's the Full.Transcript.

Must be New York

Girls in Black Dresses

MSNBS Wipes Itself

Olbermann S__T Canned!

“   MSNBC issued a statement that it had ended its contract with the controversial host, with no further explanation. Olbermann hosted the network's most popular show, but his combative liberal opinions often made him a target of critics. Olbermann did not explain why he was leaving. Next stop?  Past Olbermann types kicked off  network jobs - for being too over-the-top  left-tard,  in a medium noted for left-tardery (Bryant Gumbel; Bill Maher) - were given a home on HBO by Time Warner.  Wait, he's a natural to replace Robert Gibbs, wot?

Irský tanec dívky, aby mi radost

České uzeniny nás tančit s radostí a nás taky nadržený.

Jezte sračky a zemřít!

Screw This

“ Co neočekávaný luxus mít dva indické restaurace na stejném bloku v Praze. It may not, of course, be so wonderful to be the lesser of these two, but as a resident, it's an excess I never dreamed of. Nemusí to ovšem být tak krásné, že je menší z těchto dvou, ale jako rezident, je to více než jsem nikdy nesnilo. The Pind is only one block up from Dilli Delhi, both facing a playground in Vinohrady. Pind je pouze jeden blok až z Dilli Dillí, jak čelí hřiště na Vinohradech. While Dilli Delhi is below ground, The Pind, which has recently opened in the building that formerly housed the restaurant Vermeer, is spread over two floors. Zatímco Dilli Dillí je pod zemí, je Pind, který nedávno otevřel v budově, která dříve sídlila restaurace Vermeer, rozdělena do dvou pater. The upstairs smoking section has several expansive benches, while the downstairs dining room is much more formal, but still warm, and is nonsmoking. Nahoře kuřácká část má několik expanzivní lavičky, zatímco v přízemí jídelna je mnohem více formální, ale stále teplo, a je nekuřácká.  [Padající pro Pind] ” From now on I'm only going to blog Czech restautrant reviews because I don't understand a word of it, and therefore will not get pissed off to the point of using my Death Ray 2000.  I'm not kidding. Seru na vás Američtí demokraté. Jezte sračky a zemřít!

I am not your friend son

Who's the Nazi?

We Report; You Decide Not Like Brand X

Rep. Steve Alois Cohen When Democratic Rep. Steve Cohen said that Republicans were like Nazis - for continuing to call the health care law passed in 2010 as a “government takeover of health care,”  I didn't get upset.  I have myself, since 2008, often drawn parallels between Obamunism and National Socialism (Nazis). Yes, I've made mistakes.  When Obama seized General Motors, and gave a big chunk of it to the his union allies, and then installed an Obamunist management team; well that was a seizure of production, very much a Soviet Socialism (commie) tactic.   But, on other counts I believe I prevail in this argument.  But you decide whether it's the Democrats, the Republicans - or both parties that deserve comparison to Hitler and the Nazis. The nation will abide by your finding.  Just answer these questions:   Would Hitler and Nazis  ... Or, Would Would Hitler and his Nazis - Encourage school children to sing his praise in state schools. X Use the legislative process to reverse his seizure of health care? Use private uniformed thugs to intimidate voters. Create a new civilian army equal to our military Use organized union cadre to knock dissenter's heads at public meetings Urge his followers to violence in his defense Use the state police agency to prosecute those opting to follow written law when it conflicts with Obamunist goals. Seize super majority control of the legislative process via fraudulent vote count Seize control of the nation's healthcare, banking, and energy system against the people's will? Create alliances with the most fascist regimes in the world. Adopt a code written by one of the foremost radicals of the 20th Century. Lie about his background and destroy traces of it. Thank You For Participating.  If Obama's Nazis rush in while you're taking this test,  use this.

Chris IN, Landon OUT

gym locker archeology

found in a gym locker room in California

Typhoid Barry

Tyhoid Barry and the parasites

When I read yesterday that Obama was infested with parasites, I figured it was union scum who beat up on Girl Scouts,  or the ATLA, or whatever ambulance chasers call themselves now, or any number of parasites that are the  Democrat's natural constituencies.  Didn't you?  Go figure.  Barry caught an actual parasite that's evidently digesting all his calories before his body gets to them.  Of course he will, as he is every night, be mentioned prominently in my prayers.  I just won't get near him if he invites me to dinner.

Riverside Hospital

North Brother Island-Riverside Hospital

“ Of all the forgotten and mysterious places in the Five Boroughs of New York City, few have histories as rich and interesting as that of North Brother Island. Situated in the Hell Gate, a particularly treacherous stretch of the East River, North Brother was home to the quarantine hospital that housed Typhoid Mary, was the final destination of the General Slocum during its tragic final voyage, and was the site of an experimental drug treatment program which failed due to corruption. Riverside Hospital ...

That folks is a specter The exam table in the morgue. Note that this was not the autopsy table, which would have been a single-piece lipped table with sluices for the blood to drain. Sadly, this artifact was removed from the island in late 2008. "The exam table in the morgue. Note that this was not the autopsy table ... ."  Whoa!  I know it can't be, but this, obviously, came immediately to mind.  *shiver* Place gives me the heebie-jeebies.  Amazing that this is NYC.  Lots of pictures, and a good narrative.  Typhoid Mary.  Whew.

pepperjack

Surprisingly
I hate pepper jack cheese

Auto Shotgun, and hunting

Great for pheasant hunts.

Don M

Also in the news ... Acorn’s Man Going To The DNC “ Tim Kaine, chair of the Democratic National Committee, has announced that White House political director Patrick Gaspard will leave the West Wing to become executive director of the DNC. As documented by Matthew Vadum of the conservative Capital Research Center and others, Gaspard has considerable ties to the radical-and-providers-of-tax-preparation-services-to-prostitutes Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now. In September 2009 Vadum discovered a blog post by Acorn founder Wade Rathke boasting that Gaspard had been Acorn’s New York political director. As this could have caused embarrassment for the Obama administration, Rathke scrubbed the blog post and put up another one claiming that his memory was in error. [IBD] ”

Justin Bieber???

HUH? I am to varying ºs utterly ignorant about current pop culture.  I see him smeared everywhere; but WTF is  Justin Bieber, and what did he do?

Mohammadopoly

Let's Roll the Dice

Not mine, but I did refurbish and reengineer a bit.

Mann Act

This reminds me

This reminds me of when Mr. Hill, our scoutmaster (Chicago),  told us that when he was young, if you were standing at the streetcar stop next to a woman who yelled "Rape!," you were going to do time.  Period.  So now, he said, if you're ever railroaded, all you need to do is get three people to testify that they had sex with her too, which would show she was a wanton woman, and you'd beat the rap.  I'm not condoning any of it; don't even know if it was true.  Just saying what happened. Gave us a sense of security, even though not one of us had experienced puberty.  Anyway, I guess this Mann Act waiver was also part of the package back then.  I wonder what ever happened to Santa Siciliano?

Beating the Man!

STUFF I'M GOOD AT Beating the Man!

LPT to USB

Icebreaker

Norwegian Icebreaker heads up the Mississippi River

“ In case you didn't realize how cold it is in the Midwest, thought you would be interested in this. Norwegian Icebreaker heads up the Mississippi River    As you may have seen on the news it's been very cold in Minnesota .  So cold, in fact, that the US Corp of Engineers has borrowed a Norwegian Icebreaker to clear the Mississippi River for freighter traffic.  The Icebreaker is starting near Winona and working its way northward.  Here is a picture as the hard work of ice breaking begins. Impressive!  Merrily ”

The Truth Wears Off

The Truth Wears Off

“ For many scientists, the effect is especially troubling because of what it exposes about the scientific process. If replication is what separates the rigor of science from the squishiness of pseudoscience, where do we put all these rigorously validated findings that can no longer be proved? Which results should we believe? Francis Bacon, the early-modern philosopher and pioneer of the scientific method, once declared that experiments were essential, because they allowed us to “put nature to the question.” But it appears that nature often gives us different answers. [The Truth Wears Off]

I see a direct link from the explosion of junk science that plagues us, and Obama's birth certificate question.   For instance. Penn State professor Michael Mann is positively shown to have manipulated data to promote a rapid, recent rise in the Earth's temperature [See Climategate], attributable to my use of hairspray.  Much of his scam is believed to have been prepared while employed by the University of Virgina however.  Requests for access to his UVA papers had been refused by the University,  until newly elected not-a-democrat Virginia A/G Ken Cuccinelli took UVA to court - and won!  So, finally, we get to see what Al Gore's brain trust was up to in the erstwhile era.  Who could complain about a little sunshine?  That's right. Va. Democrats look to stop climate change probe Hard left liberals, which today include every democrat in congress, have always fought tooth and nail to prevent sunlight from creeping in.  And, even when the sun prevails, to the point of burning their collective asses, they will still continue the stonewall.  To this very day some refuse to believe Alger Hiss was a commie MoFo.  Refuse to believe the  Rosenbergs were guilty.  Refuse to this day, despite overwhelming evidence. that claims about man cause climate change were manufactured, congressional democrats are still trying to pass climate change legislation.  Even though the Obama administration has proffered not a single piece of authenticated evidence of  his U.S. birthright, people who question it are (in the Soviet style, I might add) deemed crack-pots. They don't care about Obama.  They care about how they will look if the truth outs.  The truth has worn off of everything boss.  Everything.  History is rewritten.  Transcripts are altered.  News goes unreported.  If you and me are schooled in two versions of history, guess what happens?  No, don't guess.  It's happened. But Rodge, what can we do about it?  The first step is to understand the enemy. Evan Sayet is a great primer. The next step is to use a flamethrower on them.

There's deja-vu all over again

When there's deja-vu all over again

“ I'm remembering when we were youngly married and living in Camp Springs, MD. I had a good job, but we were house poor, and every nickel counted.  On payday we'd treat ourselves to a PAPPY's PIZZA .  Sundays were dinner at my parent's, and we'd both search the crevices of couches and chairs for loose change.  Every once in a awhile we'd hit the mother lode; enough lootage for the Ranch Drive-In with a six-pack of Natty Boh ($2.10 total). One killer thing was when the military got a pay raise.  We shopped at the Food Fair, just outside the main gate of Andrews AFB. We had already noted that at the end of the month, when they received their pay, that prices on everything rose, and nothing was on sale for a few days. The gummint pay raise soldered the food hike permanently. We, unfortunately, did not get a corresponding hike, and it hurt  Once, with a visit from my in-laws pending, we had to float a loan from HFC in order to put on a feed for them.  The big Sunday dinner featured a sirloin tip cooked on the charcoal grill. I had it marinating in a bowl on the drive-way, but when I went out to get it the sumbitch was gone!  I had an inkling, and sure enough found Boomer, our German Shepherd, crouched way in the back of the yard with it.  Fortunately I'd discovered it before Boomer had time to do much damage. After furtively looking at windows, and finding nobody watching, I hosed it down and went forward [actual picture above].  It was as I remember, delicious.  Dog saliva enzymes are good tenderizer. We now, once again,  find ourselves in a local economy ruled by government paychecks, which are quite generous in these parts.  With inflation looming already here, and once again finding ourselves with a fixed income, I see - as Yogi Berra once observed - deja-vu all over again.  No more parent's couch though.  Did you ever see Fun With Dick and Jane? ”

GOODBYE TO CHASTITY Cuzzin Ricky writes:

Since I left the Northwest, Ralph has been wandering around listlessly, in search of a new Drinking Buddy Eureka !!!! Frankly, I'm a little jealous; that I could be so easily replaced. C.Rick

Turns out his new drinking buddy is Chaz (nee Chastity) Bono.  Evidently he had his whole experience of going from innie to outy, and will show it as a documentary.  If, like me, you can't wait to see people's genitalia snipped, snapped, and remodeled, I've included Mrs. Garrison's reverse  procedure.  Just play it backwards.  You're welcome. Chaz Bono Mrs. Garrison   Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina Tags: SOUTH PARKmore...

Twin Delights

WHY WE WIN

“ Roger , I could not resist with some of the Father / Daughter / Boyfriend jokes ! This is a  photo I took when the dates came to pick up my little girls for the homecoming dance ! Walking the walk here Boss : ) Sid T. Mad props to you and Mrs Sid for your performance Sid!

Romanian WTF

After watching several times, this is what I deduce.  Two girls have an automobile accident, and are either insured, or not insured?  No matter;   one threatens the other with decapitation if she won't make love to her and she calls the police who arrest her.   They are virgins. Not the cop though.  Does that sound about right?

Ratbastardchinesecommiemotherfarkingcorksuckers.

HU's on First?

Millions of won-wons will be lost if we nuke Three Gorges Most will remember the controversy during Vietnam about bombing North Vietnam's dike system.  Would have caused a complete collapse of the North's ability to grow rice, and lead to starvation and capitulation.  Needless to say, we did not.  Worse, we announced that we would not. Fast forward. I watched the most fascinating  (2 hour long, I think) documentary on Planet Green last night, about building the Three Gorges Dam.   Yes, I know, this Discovery Channel  offshoot is devoted to selling every crackpot enviro-wacko plan on earth.  It's what Al Gore was prolly thinking when he started Current (which I hear is now showing Three's A Company reruns 24-7).  But I digress.  The first thing that struck me was what China was willing to do  in order to treble its industrial output with a super navigable Yangtze River.  1) Bury under water forever 5000 years of Chinese culture and artifacts; 2) Displace millions of their poorest  people who absolutely did not want to leave.  Our government won't even let us drill for oil.  But, this is the fun part, and what I wanted to tell you. The narrator noted that if the mile-long dam should collapse, it would kill millions, and send the Chinese economy back to the stone age (where it was before Clinton became president).  Ahem.  Hu ought be bowing to whom?

Abercrombie can't find Barry's Birth Certificate

Flashback: Newly elected Hawaii Governor Neil Abercrombie said he's offended by asshats from the dark side who refuse to believe Obama was born on the island, and "hopes to" finally put the question to rest. "Bullshit, Abercrombie, you can't produce what doesn't exist."

TODAY

So - let's begin the Removal and the Deleting and the Undoing and the Glayvin ... .