Post Notes

Post Notes

This resonates because of a similar experience I had, around that same time.  One very snowy Sunday we came back from church and discovered that our Washington Post had not been delivered.  Since we'd  passed the delivery van on the way home, I knew he'd been in the neighborhood.  I checked the neighbor's box, and it was stuffed with a WaPost.  I dropped everyone off, and went looking for the van.  When I caught up with him  I  rolled down my window and yelled, "Hey, we didn't get our paper." He responded, "Did you happen to notice it's snowing ass-hole?"   Whoa! "look, you already delivered my street and I didn't get a paper" "what's your street?" "Oak Hill" "I delivered you" "no you didn't" "Bullshit.  I have no papers left, which means I delivered you." "goddammit, no you didn't" "fuck you." He drove off.  When I got home I was way hot.  Way. I called the WaPost and told the operator what happened.  She took my number and said they'd get me a paper.  Five minutes later the phone rang, and I found myself talking with  Donald Graham, Katherine's son (and now chief executive officer and chairman of the board).  He asked me to relate  again what happened.  About thirty minutes later, a knock on the door.  It's the delivery guy, and he is now in full supplicant mode.  Gives me a paper and explains that, I dunno, his wife left him, his house burned down and he has leprosy, etc.  I generously absolved him.  Ten minutes later Don calls again.  He spends two minutes apologizing, and explaining how much they value my business, etc., and the driver has assured him this will never happen again.  I was impressed.  Still am.

New Jersey Snow Lottery Canceled

Fear of lawsuits closing  New Jersey sledding hills

'Nuff Said.

Barn Army Wannabe?

I Don't Eats No Stinking Corn Bread either

I tried to find #6 for advice, but could not.  Ruh-Roh.

S.O.

Thunder, Lightning, Snow Here Continual power outages. Repent. The End Is Now. you bastard!

Dennis and the Olive Pit

The Pits

Soon to be gerrymandered out of his Ohio House seat,  Rep. Dennis Kucinich shows a group of lawyers the olive pit that attacked him in the House cafeteria.  The winning bidder, Andrew R. Young, from the firm Nurenberg, Paris, Heller & McCarthy,  promised Kucinich a $150,000 judgment, and a Waring blender, while charging just a 30% champerty fee.  A lot of this is hearsay, but Kucinich is such an asshat it's hard to know which part.

Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA patdown

Man arrested after ejaculating during - Yes, during TSA pat-down..

“ TSA agent gropes man A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent.  Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent. According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan.  As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down.  Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused.  Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings.  The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up.  Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed. A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest. ”

I just read this to MoSup, and her response was, "Why?  Where's the law against ejaculating anyplace you want, as long as you're not exposed?"  To that I add, especially in San Francisco or Berkeley! Anyway, I would love to be that guy's lawyer.  Not the criminal lawyer who gets him acquitted.  The contingency ambulance chaser who sues TSA for $90 $billion for pain, suffering, and humiliation.  And wins. Marc Miller

Mo fish

i can't stop

Abercrombie admits: No Birth Certificate

It depends on what you mean by ‘born.’

I think Evans misspoke when he said Abercrombie "was a friend of Obama's dad."  Even if he is Obama's real father,  Barack Hussein Obama Sr. did not live in Hawaii; did not arrive with Barry's mother and baby Barry from Kenya in 1961, and quite possibly saw him for the first time here, as captured by that  airport picture . I think Abercombie said said he knew Barry's grandfather, who raised him, and was well known by Honolulu's leftist community, of which Abercrombie was likely a part.  If the Governor was to now stipulate that he did in fact mean Barry's father, then there is something very, very sinister going on.  Sinister on top of sinister. ALSO.  If you were of a mind, you could go back to 1998 and find video of every democrat in the country, and by every democrat, I mean Hillary Clinton and every "journalist;" you could go back and find them saying essentially this: “ Well yes, of course.  If it's proved that he lied on his sworn Jone's lawsuit deposition,  about not having a relationship with Monica Lewinsky, he'll have to resign." ” So get ready, we know what to expect with the the coming  eligibility discussion.

THE FBI STORY

SOLVED!

“   The Secret File on J. Edgar Hoover      02.09.1993 (60 min) For nearly 50 years, FBI director J. Edgar Hoover amassed secret files on America's most prominent figures, files he used to smear and control presidents and politicians. Frontline reveals how Hoover's own secret life left him open to blackmail by the Mafia and offers a startling new explanation why the FBI allowed the mob to operate unchallenged for over two decades.

Some of my best thinking comes in the morning. While I'm showering, and trying to keep my after-sex cigarette lit.   It just happens.  Unrelated brainal data fuses. I know that when Liberals get really upset about something - I mean REALLY upset, it's because they feel threatened with exposure. So, just now, this.  Understand, it flashed by in a billionth of a nanosecond, so it's way distilled.  It will take you several months to check all this stuff in depth, so you are better off just accepting my insight.  Begin, 1950's. Media constantly complaining that Hoover spends all his time on American communists, and none on the real threat, organized crime. Hoover dies. Just inaugurated Clinton fires FBI Director a day before a scheduled raid in Arkansas is scheduled. Installs his own man. Frontline does a 60 minute documentary that uses quotes from an alcoholic octogenarian mob whore, to show that J.Edgar was an active homosexual.  How did she know? He came to a mob Halloween party dressed in drag.  She knew it was him. New stories abound.  Hoover's name never again mentioned without reference to his homosexuality. Claim: Hoover dwelt on persecuting poor innocent communists because he was being black mailed by the Outfit, and had to keep the funds flowing with phony commie plots. For the first time in its history, stories of FBI corruption and spying begin to surface. FBI gives hundreds of files on Republicans to Hillary Clinton. FBI changes interview transcripts taken during Vince Foster investigation. Nobody has faith in the FBI anymore. BRAINAL DATA MAP Don't worry.  You don't know it, but all this makes sense in your brain. Trust me.

Js

J's 20,22,35

“   Recently DefenseTech ran a piece about the Chinese J-20 “stealth” fighter that points out it may be less troublesome than the initial hype suggested. I put “stealth” in scare quotes for just that reason; we have no idea whether this is a legitimate stealth aircraft or just some fancy sheet metal and paint. We have no clue if they have managed to engineer the sensors and electronic systems needed to fly it or to allow it to go up against our frontline birds. But that really shouldn’t be giving us a warm fuzzy. ”

This is more or less a follow-up to my Jan. 6th post The aircraft is comparable to the U.S. F-22 and would be China’s first stealth plane. Some in the comments had similar doubts about China's J-20 program.  Still, I can't get rid of the unsettled feeling I've had since the F-22 was scrapped, and an irrational fear of placing our marbles in the JSF.   Especially in light of the trillions Obama has squandered in the meanwhile.   “ The F-22 program has been cancelled and so we have already removed the only true air superiority fighter we designed from the equation. That leaves the F-35 as our frontline fighter and also our biggest weapons procurement program. We will win or lose based on the number and capability of these planes if we are tested. Of course we hope that doesn’t happen, but we have to build the tools we need to win especially to deter someone from trying us if we appear weak. There are no other programs that can replace the F-35 any time in the next couple of decades. The problem starts when cuts to production start driving up the cost of each aircraft. [J-20 Shows Need for JSF continued] ” If I had Bill Gates's money, I'd buy Haiti and build my own Air Force stocked with F-22's and Airborne Laser planes.  I'd hire retiring AF pilots to fly them.  To protect the Republic.

You Bastard!

Wedding Nip

Wedding Fun Provisionally Rated "G" For Everyone

Okay.  This is an innocent nip-slip, and it is like all accidental nip slips, funny [unless this is your nip]..  Seinfeld did a whole episode about Elaine's nip-slip.  However, I do not want to offend anyone, so if you don't want to view the nip-slip, follow the dotted line to safety without triggering the nip-slip roll over. Poor Thing You're welcome

SOTU DIGEST

Barack Obama's State of the Union speech in 90 seconds

“   Now, listen carefully. I'm a centrist. Promise. Because I'm about to use the phrase... ... ... illegal immigration. Among Democrats, that's a no-no. We like to call illegals undocumented workers. Or, among ourselves, undocumented Democrats. [Biff Spackle]  Michelle Obama's guests Rudi and Antinko Bzowski salute President Obama from the cloak room.  Nothing else is known about them.  [Barn Army Photo] If you missed the festivities, Biff Spackle has it all. Constitution. Founding Fathers. Blah blah blah. Centrist. Look at my watch. You're mesmerized. You're falling into a deep, deep sleep. Repeat after me: I'm a centrist. Cen... trist.

Union Slugs Out=Graduation UP

... a shining example of educational success.

“ Three years ago, Bruce Randolph School in Denver was rated one of the worst schools in Colorado; located on turf between two rival gangs. But last May, 97% of the seniors received their diploma. ... ‘Thank you, Mrs. Waters, for showing… that we are smart and we can make it.’ - [President Obama in the State of the Union] ” but, wait!

“ In 2008, the teachers there voted to reject unionization. Prior to that, the school had formed a “autonomy” agreement freeing it from local red tape and union rules. As the Denver Post reported in May, the school’s transformation began when the principal asked every teacher to reapply. Of 40, only six were re-hired. “Then the new staff, led by a union member, asked for autonomy from district and union rules — giving the school flexibility with its budget, hiring decisions, time, calendar and incentives,” the Post reported. ” via Daily Caller

Muzzy WTF

Fuzzy Muzzi Wuzzent Huzzy Wuz She?

Run if he mentions 72 Interns

Run If He Mentions "72 Interns"

While campaigning in Washington in 2008, Obama announced he had "visited all but two of the 57 states."  Tonight he's planning to focus on "five pillars" (no, not those pillars) during his 2011 State of the Union address.   Ahem.

What's worse than Democrat scum?

The Olbermann Script

Liberals trying to draft Keith Olbermann for Joe Lieberman's Senate seat

Lieberman Leads Olbermann 72%-27% With 92% Counted Lieberman Wins With 74% of Vote Olbermann  Won't Concede Cites Voting Irregularities Moveon.org To Pay For CT. Senate Recount! 1,807,276 Uncounted Ballots Discovered in New Haven Warehouse New Haven Votes Put Olbermann Over The Top Connecticut Supreme Court Validates Olbermann' Election

Pootie and Islamo MFCS

To Russia With ... Hate

“   On that very day [9/11/2001], President George W. Bush began his address to the nation with the assertion that "our way of life — our very freedom — came under attack." He said, "America was targeted for attack because we're the brightest beacon for freedom and opportunity in the world." Certainly no one can say that about the Russia of Vladimir Putin, the former KGB operative who has done everything in his power to maintain an undemocratic grasp on power and darken his countrymen's opportunities for freedom — including his likely being behind the murder in London four years ago of dissident Russian journalist Alexander Litvinenko, courtesy of a radioactive isotope slipped into his tea. ”

Old Habits, etrc. Help me out here.  Was it Tom Clancy's Red Storm Rising that had as it's plot a supposedly economically crippled CCCP getting aid from the U.S., while  preparing to send tanks into Germany?  Due diligence kept that scenario in my brain after the Soviet Union collapsed in 1991. But with the siege on old-liners holed up in Moscow's White House, I became a believer. [Tangential Obama discourse]  George Bush's Pootie-Poo show, very similar in retrospect to FDR's Uncle Joe attempt to humanize Stalin, was also somewhat disarming.  Today, I think Tom Clancy is back in business, doing what he does best; writing extremely accurate novels about the Evil Empire Rising. Oh. I love that Iran's sponsored Islamo terrorists are biting the hand that feeds them nuclear capability. Do it again.

Obama, a poseur's Poseur

Obama: Reagan saw that 'we are all patriots'

Nancy Reagan thinks she's dropping the station wagon off for service as  Obama instead signs papers that commit her to the Jack Kevorkian Center for geriatric disposal. I can't think of anything as cynical as Obama's sudden in-your-face personality change.  If this was a POW camp, he would be the guy who accepts the cigarette and extra dessert from the interrogator, and screams bloody murder while drawing maps for his captors.   I knew Reagan, and Reagan would not for an instant think of Obama & Co. as anything less than evil incarnate.  That's all I have to say about that. Others are obviously differently focused. Someone, then, am the problem, and I vote it amn't me.

NOW!

NOW!

Time Lapse

TIME LAPSE

Time-Lapse

I condemn this cartoon

Bobby's Files

A dark corner of Camelot 50 years after President Kennedy asked his brother Robert  to oust Castro, RFK’s files at the JFK Library remain in family control, largely out of view

“   Stacked in a vault at the John F. Kennedy Presidential Library and Museum in Dorchester, individually sealed and labeled, are 54 crates of records so closely guarded that even the library director is prohibited from taking a peek. ” Let's guess what's in there: *

Film of Bobby and JFK having a Marilyn Monroe "sexwich." JFK's missing brain, and autopsy records Evidence of his father's dealings with the underworld. Tape of Bobby's strange phone call only hours after Jack's assassination to a Cuban safe house in Washington. "One of your guys did it," he said, apparently referring to the anti-Castro Cubans living there. Evidence that his father had actually wanted to have son Edward (Ted) 'Lobotomized', but in a drunken stupor took Rosemary instead. Taped phone conversations of him setting up a contract killing of Castro with the Mafia. Keepsake photo of MM corpse just after he killed her.  ... * I made just one of the possibilities up. None of these.

Nullification Now

“John Marshall has made his decision; let him enforce it now if he can.”

“ What if Washington made a law and nobody paid attention? Or even more significantly, what if states specifically repudiated it and threatened to prosecute those enforcing it? The question's no longer are rhetorical. ”

Scene from 'The Second Civil War' The WND article posits,"The questions no longer are rhetorical but a real option as eight states consider a blanket nullification of the Obamacare nationalization of health-care decision-making advances in their legislatures." “ "Thomas Jefferson advised, 'Whensoever the general government assumes undelegated powers ... a nullification of the act is the rightful remedy,'" states the Tenth Amendment Center, which advocates a return to the constitutionally delegated powers for the federal government. "When states pass laws to reject and nullify unconstitutional federal 'laws,' regulations and mandates – it's not rebellion ... it's duty," the organization states. ” Let's suppose that we're lucky, and the states are plucky enough to move on this.  The next step would most likely be a decision by the Supreme Court on the legality of nullification.  I'm not at all sure how this court would rule, but what if it sided with Obamunists?  That's where Andrew Jackson's supposed response to John Marshall comes in. “John Marshall has made his decision; let him enforce it now if he can.” There is some question over whether President Andrew Jackson uttered that threat, but an awful lot of time has been spent by lawyers and constitutionalists arguing its merits.  We know that Marshall did nothing in response.  We shan't know here unless this argument is invoked re: Obamacare.  And then it hinges on whether the states hold their ground; no certain thing.  But if they do, I can't see them losing.  I can't see the Federals sending in troops.  It would be good for the nation to find out whether the concept of federalism is dead, or not. It would be good if a whole mess of constitutionally questionable laws were nullified.  Then we could vote with our feet again.

Olbermann Twitters

Is There Anything Funnier Than Olbermann Tweets by Olbermann Twits? Olbermann fans share their personal tales of heartbreak and loss

Stop! ur killn BEST OF SHOW

Spaghetti on Italian

Three Carbs Vroom-Vroom

Red Knobs

Red Knobs

Not Black&White

Obama; McCain Jr.

aka - flights of fancy

“   On the left the straw being grasped and held as if it was a baseball bat about to knock something somewhere out of the park is, "His numbers are UP!"  ... the meaning ... is evidently that with one successful "Together we mourn" speech tucked under his belt, and the bowl of warm "Jobs" drool about to be served to the nation and congress this week, there is nothing, but nothing, in the next two years that will deny him The Resurrection. But not all straws are in the desperate grasp of the left. On the right we hear -- when it comes to the magic Mitt man -- the same refrain, "His numbers are UP!" The breathlessly repeated news kibble that Romney Wins New Hampshire Republican Straw Poll is supposed to be an indicator that... well.... "His numbers are UP!" [Vanderleun- Two Straws in Desperate Grasps] ”

Barbie Outsourced

A Fun Cruise

Today's Boner

To The Point is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia! We board our luxury cruise ship in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombassa, Kenya seven adrenaline-charged days later.

Also included:  Free complimentary night vision equipment - and throughout the night, coffee, pastries and snacks are always available on the main deck from 7pm until 6am. Normally I wouldn't  have even opened the  e-mail advertisement for THE ULTIMATE ADVENTURE CRUISE; but I did.  WHOA!  I really didn't have a bucket list before, which is sad, but now I do!  My first thought was to raise the $28,000 (Veranda , double occupancy; complete with bench rest).and treat Kim & Connie du Toit.  I have a book idea I want to run by Kim, (called "My Autobiography").   But Hell's Bells; they've already been! " Six attacks in 4 days were more than we expected." "I bagged three pirates, My wife nailed two, and our 12-year old niece sank two boats with the mini-gun. This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family" -- Kim and Connie du Toit - Texas You'll Relax like never before ! That's because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you. If you don't have your own weapons, you an rent them from our onboard  Master Gunsmith. Enjoy reloading parties Every afternoon, with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night ! Thor

Touche' Douche'

How to please your husband and ask the boss for a raise. (After 60 years+, we discover it's a two-fer)

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You know, sometimes things are good for dual purposes.   Like using baking soda to make a nice biscuit,  and deodorize the refrigerator; or using Coke to remove rust.   click Thanks Madison Avenue!

Teachers With Guns

Giving guns to teachers:

“ It was inevitable that someone would push a plan to allow teachers to pack concealed guns, and now, someone has, that someone being Nebraska state Sen. Mark Christensen, who has even submitted legislation to that end. WaPost:A Nebraska legislator submits bill ”

Caleb Weintraub Valerie Strauss says this is "inevitable," but doesn't say why.  It's worth pondering what social conditions made it thus?  How far into the discussion can you get before using "Liberal," Hollywood," or "MFCS" as an adjective? FWIW:   The only school district in the country believed to allow guns to be carried into public K-12 schools is the Harrold Independent School District in Texas, where the policy went into effect in 2007 and requires that those carrying the guns get training and use bullets that shatter when they hit a hard surface. [backdoor] ” Begging the question:   "How many kiddies have been massacred in the Harrold Independent School District since? "  Or teachers assaulted?

Escalator Art

Best Downer Ever

Jimmy Connors extraordinarily return

Jimmy Connors extraordinarily return Celebrating Genius

“ Former American No.1 tennis ace Jimmy Connors on a senior tour in 1991, produces the winning shot out of thin air. Today this is not a legal shot as rules state the racquet must be in the player's hand at moment of contact. But at the time it was legal, as long as the player caught the racquet before it hit the ground, as Connors did. ”

Try this in bed first

Try this.  Tell me if it works. If it doesn't, send pics.

Viacom is becoming a real social nuisance

Oh. Well, in that case. I mean, that never was the case in the past.

He's happy to see me. MTV PORN: Parents Television Council Calls for Fed Investigation Into 'SKINS'... VIACOM PRESENTS: SEX AT 15! Young Star Defends: 'It's What Teens Are Doing'...

First lady, Wal-Mart reach pact on nutrition

Wal-Mart's been trying to build 4-5 stores in D.C.  Watch. Now they will.  They win.

Rush Joins The Birthers

A 1000 Pound Gorilla Joins the ‘Birthers ’ Governor of Hawaii Can't Find Barack Obama's Birth Certificate?

Here's about 8 minutes of audio  from Rush's first hour on Friday.  Here's the Full.Transcript.

Must be New York

Girls in Black Dresses