Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Short White Cox!


I'm just sayin'



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Windows 8. Oye.

TECHNO THRILLS                      

I have seen the future.  I'll pass.



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To Quote (out of context)  Archie Bunker,

“It ain’t supposed to make sense; it’s faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.”

Tain't a day goes by where only inertia keeps me from replacing Windows 7 with XP.   That's right.  I no longer have no faith that Microsoft can offer me something that's more useful than it is not.  I have certain things I want to do, and it seems each new iteration  stops me from doing something else I could do in the past.  Like screen cap videos.  Some wag said "Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.. "  I'm past that. Way.  I bet Windows 5 would scream on this quad core machine. 





Ya Big Gorilla!




BEAT MY CAPTION!
Win fame



I'll never be
able to look
Maude Flanders in
the face again.

        

The morning after

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Dead Voters, INC



...  new video exposing just how easy it is to commit voter fraud in Vermont.
— just like "Night of the Living Dead" in New Hampshire




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Is there anything worse than knowing Democrats have used massive voter fraud to gain power?  Yes. Knowing beforehand it would happen, is happening, and will continue to happen. The good part is, you cannot be charged for killing an already dead person, a.k.a.  zombie voter.  I'm just sayin'. (Law may differ in your locale)



With a name like Jihad ...

  
With a name like "Jihad......"
come certain expectations



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I found this story you'd think was from The Onion.

"
…but one of the two students arrested for calling in bomb threats at Butler High School, Matthews, NC, is named
(wait for it):


Jihad Donovan Glover "

But don’t worry— official word is that .... there’s no word on a motive for the fake bomb threats.

R-I-G-H-T.

Linda F (Right As Usual)




View From the Porch




My View


I've decided View From the Porch is my favorite blog. Sharp, witty, always concise, always on target. Almost never directly derivative Like—

It's like they're trying to distract me..., or

I can't decide if it's like Fat Elvis or Wrinkly Jagger.

My problem with reading blogs I like, and most are  listed below, is the same problem I have after watching, say, a John Wayne movie. I end up walking and talking like him for a day; with great impreciseness.  My mind is peripatetic as it is.   I have a bidet however, and I love that too.  I like wearing white underpants. 
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'nuff said




Louisiana Teachers Cancel Class to Protest Education Reform Bill

 
el jefe

Edison Match



Change Never Comes Without Problem
screw it then—  we liked it the old way 



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A Victory Cigar

                                                          SMARMY MEDIA COMEUPPANCES

‘They thought I was finished’



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“Obama lost ground with women. I can’t begin to tell you the dismay and the shock and probably panic that exists in the White House and in the salons of the elites of the Democratic Party over this,” he said. “They didn’t even consider this a possibility. This never entered their mind. This was going to be the end — not just of me, folks … the end of talk radio.”

More than an hour into his show, Limbaugh, who frequently nurses a cigar while on air, said as he examined an Arturo Fuente Don Carlos in his hand, “This is a good cigar. This is a good cigar. … It tastes really good today.”


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McFun

Sigh
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The Baltimore Sun on The Second Amendment

Tails of the Gun

The attack on Maryland's gun laws
Our view: A federal judge finds the state's limit on handgun permits unconstitutional in a win for the NRA crowd but a potential loss for public safety (Baltimore Sun)




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Enjoy. Things get ugly after this.

Maryland's restrictions on carrying a handgun outside the home have been among the strongest in the nation — and for good reason, given the death and destruction perpetrated by those possessing handguns in this state. So it is regrettable that the standard is now under threat because a federal judge, emboldened by a pair of recent Supreme Court decisions that have expanded the reach of the Second Amendment, has found a portion of the law unconstitutional. [Full Hilarity]

Imagine that.  The Judge was "emboldened by a pair of recent Supreme Court decisions ..."   I'll forgo indulging in the verbal fun fest that argument invites; hell, begs for.  We live with it daily.  These are nice people, but you don't argue with wind-up dolls. The Sun then grants a reader his  own online page.for this killer argument.

It is depressing that supporters of Second Amendment rights seldom if ever mention the frequent tragedies, such as the recent killing of the 13-year old girl in Baltimore. Because they do not mention them, one is left to assume they regard them simply as inevitable collateral damage not worthy of mention in discussions of gun control.

How do you argue with that? 







Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Dildo Kay?


Today's Culture


This book is real. It was released in 1940. It was also made into a Paramount movie in 1941 called "Bahama Passage" (more jokes there) starring Sterling Hayden.

Is it worth forty dollars? I don't think so. (comment)




Commie ILA

                                                                                 ribbit
Under The Red Umbrellas




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  1. At the Chinese Foreign Ministry’s regular press conference last week, spokesperson Liu Weimin’s revealed that Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao was awarded ”the Best Friend of American Worker” by the US International Longshoremen’s Association.

  2. On Tuesday, the AFL-CIO, of which the Longshoremen Association is an affiliate, endorsed President Obama for reelection.
  1. Unions plan to spend $400 million in the upcoming campaign season, according to the New York Times.
In the olden days the East coast ILA was controlled by the Italian Mafia; the West coast ILA  by the CPUSA.  The FBI waged a successful war on the Mafia; the CPUSA waged war on Richard Nixon and J. Edgar Hoover (more than metaphorically speaking).  Guess who won?

Ahem.





PETA - Mad Cows


            —   You berks
   
                   PETA seeks memorials to cows killed on Ill. roads


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CHICAGO — An animal rights group wants Illinois to install highway signs in memory of cattle killed when trucks hauling them flipped in two separate wrecks.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has asked for permission to buy the markers, one in suburban Chicago and one northwest of Peoria. The group says the signs would pay tribute to the more than
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20 cattle killed as a result of negligent driving this year.

Illinois Department of Transportation spokesman Josh Kauffman says the request will likely be denied because the state's Roadside Memorial Act specifies that only relatives who lost loved ones in highway crashes may request memorials.

In 2006, Virginia rejected PETA's request for highway markers to memorialize hogs killed in crashes on their way to slaughter at Smithfield Foods. [GAH!]



      Ron M

Race Traitors


Chicago Bears' Lovie Smith Calls on Blacks to Back Obama
Why? Because He's Black



HEEL DAMN YOU

Chicago Bears head coach Lovie Smith wants African-Americans to "be patient and look into the future," setting aside any disappointment in President Obama to actively support his campaign for a second term.

"Our future's looking bright, because I trust the man who's leading us. And that man is Barack Obama,"  Smith, 53, says in a new Obama campaign Web video to promote the group African-Americans for Obama.

"I have the president's back, and it's up to us as African-Americans to show that we have his back also."

Ninety-six percent of black voters in the latest ABC News-Washington Post poll say they approve of the way Obama has handled his job, while just 3 percent do not. [Full Bag of  Vomit]


And they damned well ought be ashamed of themselves.  For allowing race to make them the hands-down most ignorant, not to mention stupid,  lot in America.  Someone tell me how the likes of  Lovie and Oprah  et. al.   are not the  Marshal Philippe Pétains of their generation?

 I don't  believe that 96% of Blacks are racist.  Like in the Muslim culture, there can be reprisal for answering some questions the wrong way. But, there's still too many.





Muzzy Mash


La la la la la .....


Now all we need is for someone to change the guy into Uncle Sam and the girl into a Muslim Jihadi dickwad.  Then it would be perfect.

Grin



Been posting his letters in the dog poo box for years

Geezer wakes; smells coffee


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Been posting his letters in the dog poo box for years


  El Jefe

The FLAME thrower OF FREEDOM

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets
What Do You See?



what I see (Roll)





Monday, March 12, 2012

Ann Barnhardt Will Not Submit - except

Sigh

The Real Saint Ann's Latest Statement


   
       El Jefe


South Park Nails the Nanny State

Nanny State - one regulation away from total bliss                       

Randy gets a ticket for not wearing his seat belt.





Full episode [Reverse Cowgirl Episode 1601] premieres Wednesday.  Attacking the nanny state ought to get Al Jean all lathered up.

Holder is Impeachable

Hitler's Mustache               

He’s Impeachable, You Know
The New York Times makes the case for impeaching Eric Holder



Res Ipsa Loquitur
Item 172 in a list of 172

Article II of the Constitution grants Congress the power to impeach “the president, the vice president and all civil officers of the United States.” The phrase “civil officers” includes the members of the cabinet (one of whom, Secretary of War William Belknap, was impeached in 1876).

*snip*

A cabinet officer, like a judge or a president, may be impeached only for commission of “high crimes and misdemeanors.” But as the Nixon and Clinton impeachment debates reminded us, that constitutional phrase embraces not only indictable crimes but “conduct ... grossly incompatible with the office held and subversive of that office and of our constitutional system of government.”

*snip*

An attorney general called before Congress to discuss the workings of the Justice Department can claim the protection of “executive privilege” and, if challenged, can defend the (doubtful) legitimacy of such a claim in the courts. But having elected to testify, he has no right to lie, either by affirmatively misrepresenting facts or by falsely claiming not to remember events.

*snip*

The real question is whether Republicans and Democrats are prepared to defend the constitutional authority of Congress against the implicit claim of an administration that it can do what it pleases and, when called to account, send an attorney general of the United States to Capitol Hill to commit amnesia on its behalf.

(Excerpt) Read more at nytimes.com ...

Of course, the NYT is the paper of record.





Mentos

Oozing pus-bag Chucky Schumer




Schumer: No Need to Return Maher’s $1M, ‘He’s a Comedian’




Catharsis


The Set-up
The manufactured brouhaha over Rush Limbaugh's (out of context) Sandra Fluke "slut" comment  necessarily produced tits for tats.  Most pointedly,  Progressive favorite Bill Maher calling Sarah Palin a "cunt," and a "dumb twat."   In response, Maher donated $1,000,000 to President Barack Obama's  super PAC.  One can only speculate what Maher hoped to achive with this "hush money," but it looks like it was an appeal for Obama to employ his trademark thuggery to hush the media. 

Enter Chucky Schumer.
.Asked on ABC’s “This Week” whether Maher’s money should be returned, Schumer said no.

The oozing pus
The bottom line is [said Chucky] that Rush Limbaugh’s comments were just nasty and directed at a particular young woman who had a particular point of view and was expressing herself.  Bill Maher’s a comedian, it’s much different. Rush Limbaugh has tremendous weight in the Republican Party, no one will rebut him. Bill Maher‘s a comedian who’s on at 11 o‘clock at night but has very little influence on what’s happening here.  [The Blaze]

With a straight face, too.





The early bird ...



3-D



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Scandalous- NSFW

In the previous post we learned that an electric car, built in 1896, delivered the same performance as does the Government Motors ChevyVolt.  Next thing, they'll prolly announce 3-D pictures.



The government's electric car

       WHAT GUMMINT DOES     
“For General Motors and the Obama administration, the new Chevrolet Volt plug-in hybrid represents the automotive future, the culmination of decades of high-tech research financed partly with federal dollars.” New York Times



Meet the Roberts electric car. Built in 1896, it gets a solid 40 miles to the charge — exactly the mileage Chevrolet advertises for the Volt, the highly touted $31,645 electric car General Motors CEO Dan Akerson called “not a step forward, but a leap forward.

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May also be used as a  metaphor describing .. you know.





Sunday, March 11, 2012

Sarah Palin on GOP Silence


Aiding and Abetting





Sarah Palin talked about Presiden't Obama's ties to Harvard professor Derrick Bell on Sean Hannity Thursday night. Palin said that the media should have vetted President Obama in the last election and that handlers in the McCain 2008 campaign stifled discussion about Obama's past.

Which stupidity by the GOP have landed us in the mess we're in.  It's why President G.H.W. Bush didn't pursue Clinton's anti-war involvement, his draft evasion, and why he put a hold on the DOJ investigation into the Clinton's White Water fraud.  It's why Dubyah Bush didn't follow through on the Clinton's last days in office crime-spree (pardons for cash, stolen furniture,Hillary's Senatorial campaign fund raising crime). Now were about to be saddled with another same-old same-old twat who, even if he wins, will not make a dent in the current culture.   Way to go Sarah!



Dog Whisperer



The Dog Whisperer




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Keeping with a theme ...





Sleeping Dogs Lie


The most unusal opening dialog in movie history.
And,  the winner is ...



My name is Amy.  And yes, at college I blew ny dog.
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This is true.  I had just realized that the last few hundred hours of television I've watched (aside from college hoops) were entirely European fare, mostly British. Lately, about 40 hours of Adam Dalgliesh (P.D. James) mysteries, to which I am now addicted.  So I clicked on a  NetFlix American movie suggestion, "Bob Goldthwait's edgy romantic comedy Sleeping Dogs Lie."  I'm not saying I won't go back and watch it.  I'm saying that after being immersed in  oh so velly velly proper British culture, this opener was quite a shock.  I laughed, but feel soiled. Prolly the same way a lot of you feel about this blog, if I'm honest.. 





To reiterate ... jobs, not peni

Let Us Be Perfectly Clear!







Obama Shoe'd in Egypt


Sand Monkeys - Hands Off Our Filthy Lying Prick


It's true that the poseur is more responsible than anyone else for turning Egypt's government over to the Muslum Brotherhood—  but as far as outlanders know,  Obama is the legally constituted President of the United States. So, while he may be a filthy, lying prick; he's our filthy, lying prick. 

Yahoo Sports? News must feel similarly differently outraged protective, since in the brief time between Marc Miller sending me this srtory. and my clicking the link, it's disappeared. Funny, that.  When that Iraqi journalist threw a shoe at Bush, it stayed in the news for about 30 days. 




Diversity is Good

Towards Understanding and Diversity
"Son, It's All Pink On The Inside" - My old Pappy



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Tales of the Tan

Tails of the Gun

Today's Lovely Silhouwette




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What a fecking putz

Just Because



Tom Smith

Further Adventures of Sandra the Slut


Burning down the Reichstag Daily
Ex-Obama Official Running Sandra The Slut



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[...] Now, late today we found out that Ms. Fluke is now being repped by the progressive PR agency SKDKnickerbocker where Anita Dunn, the former Obama communications director is the managing editor... a-ha.
 
So, this whole deal comes back to the White House, at least indirectly. So, let's run down what we know. Sandra Fluke is a former head of the group "Georgetown University Law Students for Reproductive Justice." On February 9th, a group called "The Feminist Majority Foundation" arranged for Sandra to appear at press conference criticizing the Catholic bishops for objecting to President Obama's contraception mandate.
 
After that, Congressman Elijah Cummings, the former Chairman of the Congressional Black Caucus, invited Sandra to testify in front of the House Oversight Committee. But she was turned down by the chair, Congressman Darrell Issa, because she had no expertise in the church/state subject matter.
 
Nevertheless, Ms. Fluke went to the hearing and afterward complained to ABC News that she had been denied. A week later, Nancy Pelosi staged a mock hearing starring Sandra. After which Rush Limbaugh made derogatory comments elevating her to left-wing martyrdom ... ..  [Full Report]
 
Nothing  happenstance with this lot.
 


 Fluke spoof- Tim W