Thursday, August 30, 2012

Young Pioneers Unleashed







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Protester: Rich People Need To Be “Destroyed” – Calls For A Marxist Utopia Like They Have In… Somalia And Afghanistan?…

I Panicked





The Plot to Oust John Boehner





Obama's Toast

Given These Startling Facts,
 How Can Obama Win?
only massive voter fraud can save him

Today's Staggeringly Stupid Democrat

YOU BERK!
I guess the King of Spades should be replaced.

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John M. Robinson, the Chief Diversity Officer at the U.S. Department of State, wants America’s diplomats to know that common phrases and idioms like “holding down the fort” are, in fact, deeply racist.

 In one recent public relations kerfuffle at Nike, Inc., he wrote, the company torpedoed a sneaker called the “Black and Tan.”  “What a wonderful celebratory gesture and appreciation for Irish culture. Not!” wrote Robinson, an adult.

Robinson notes that “Black and Tan,” –can refer to the brutal Protestant militiamen who ravaged the Irish countryside in the early 20th century

And did you know using the phrase “holding down the fort” is the linguistic equivalent of scalping a Cherokee?

“Handicap” and “rule of thumb” are two more figures of speech that Robinson, in his wisdom, has decreed offensive. The latter, Robinson says, refers to the width of a stick a man could once use to legally beat his wife”  more from the moron: here  [Full]

"Hang Ten"



Food Cheats and Cole Saw Dressing

                   
                    

 
 i slew, i slaw, i slawnquered
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Every time I go to the food store I find something else that not only costs more, but has been resized downward.  Ice cream is the first thing I noticed a few years ago. The traditional half gallon package is gone, and quite often the contents are pumped full of air.   Ben &  Jerry's is a notable exception, and print their quart packages with a "Still a Real Quart" blurb.  If the Hershey Bar gets any smaller, they'll be chocolate chips. What this means in political terms is that the Obama price index is skewed, because the smaller weights are not accounted for.   But that's not what I wanted to tell you.  Here's my food tip of the day.

Over the years I'm spent an inordinate amount of time and money on what basically ought be a cheap salad of cabbage and dressing.  Cole slaw.  We love KFC slaw, but it's as pricey as the chicken to buy stand-alone. I have the recipe for it, but what a pain in the ass!  Besides, our dinners are last minute decisions, and I don't have time to let stuff mellow-out  in the fridge for a few hours.  Been using Marie's Cole Slaw dressing because it's acceptable, but @ 3.95 a jar, not cheap. 

A few weeks ago Don M sent me his own recipe for Cole slaw dressing. We had spareribs a few days ago, so I tried it out. 


DON'S COLE SLAW DRESSING


1/3 cup Best Foods Mayonnaise
1/3 cup Miracle Whip
2 Tablespoons Red Wine Vinegar
2 Tablespoons Sugar
2 Tablespoons Milk

Mix well and place in a container.
You can thin it with milk if necessary it thickens as it sits.

For Cole Slaw
Buy Angel Hair Cole Slaw available at Albertson's. Or thinly slice a head of cabbage.Serve the slaw like you would a salad. Cabbage separate from the dressing and dress at the table.

The Cole Slaw will be nice and crispy this way.
For a large group you can blend ahead of time but the cabbage gets soggy over time.

Great with any BBQ. Don't forget to put some Crispy Cole Slaw on your BBQ Pork Sandwich.

This dressing took less than 5 minutes to make, and it is so good I spooned half of it down me throat.  Next time I make it,  I'm going to substitute buttermilk and see what happens.  If it's better,  it will be TRKOF's Cole Slaw Dressing.  That's how things work here.  I'm a robber baron— er, king.



Canada Air Series



By Any Other Name       

MacTweak

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Barkin: Help MEEEEEEE




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These are two of what must be 2-3 dozen recent cases of prominent (Liberal) public figures going bezerko.  Let's take Barkin.  Your typical washed-up Hollywood twat; very vulnerable.  I suspect scenes like this happen more than you'd suspect.

Barkin:  I need work. What the hell  Shit Year (a recent Barkin movie)? And a couple of TV pilots in the last five years? What am I paying you for?

Agent: Ellen, you're off the radar.  Nobody thinks of you.  Nobody wants to boff you.

Barkin: So?  What? I'll do full frontal.  Hell I'll even do PINK!

Agent: So will every girl in Junior High, and their boobs don't sag.  But, I do have an idea.

Barkin: What? Fake a suicide? 

Agent: No, that's been done to death.  No, what I want you to do is - I'll set it up- I want your to "lose it" in front of the press.  I want you to say something inflammatory that will wake Hollywood up.  Make guys like Spielberg love you.

Barkin: tap*tap*tap

Agent: Tell them you hope God, or someone,  kills every fu**ing Republican on earth and flies eat their carcasses!  Say you wish you had an assault rifle so you could spray the GOP convention.

Barkin:  Won't I get arrested?

Agent:  By who?

Or,  she could be like Chris Matthews, David Chalian, Samuel L Jackson, or any number of the rest our left-media canker blossoms.  Committed and unhinged Marxists (though most have not a clue) who believe

 I'm a committed old school American, and I'd love to see a meteor hit the Democrat convention in Charlotte.  Best thing that could happen to this nation. 

The difference between me and them is a big one.  I'm a two-bit no name blogger. A guy spouting off in the neighborhood bar. Any influence I have on the public debate is filtered through more moderate voices.  These people however have a national platform.  What they say influences, and validates millions of the wackiest people in the nation.  Unhinged, with nothing to lose.  Those  people are out there planning mayhem as we speak. And they are bankrolled by the likes of George Soros and the SEIU. 

War is hell.  And, I never thought Ellen Barkin was that hot.



Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Obama Holds a Tweet-in

            
              2012
                                           



  

La La La La La
Hi, I’m Barack Obama, President of the United States. Ask me anything.

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verifiedI am Barack Obama, President of the United States -- AMA (self.IAmA)

submitted ago by PresidentObamaObama

Hi, I’m Barack Obama, President of the United States. Ask me anything. I’ll be taking your questions for half an hour starting at about 4:30 ET.

Proof it's me: https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/240903767350968320

We're running early and will get started soon.

UPDATE: Hey everybody - this is barack. Just finished a great rally in Charlottesville, and am looking forward to your questions. At the top, I do want to say that our thoughts and prayers are with folks who are dealing with Hurricane Isaac in the Gulf, and to let them know that we are going to be coordinating with state and local officials to make sure that we give families everything they need to recover.

Verification photo: http://i.imgur.com/oz0a7.jpg

LAST UPDATE: I need to get going so I'm back in DC in time for dinner. But I want to thank everybody at reddit for participating - this is an example of how technology and the internet can empower the sorts of conversations that strengthen our democracy over the long run. AND REMEMBER TO VOTE IN NOVEMBER - if you need to know how to register, go to http://gottaregister.com. By the way, if you want to know what I think about this whole reddit experience - NOT BAD!

Here is a collection of all the questions and answers:

Question:

Who's your favourite Basketball player? (Note that "favourite" is the British spelling of "favorite."  Who wrote this script, Francis_Urquhart?)

Answer:

Jordan - I'm a Bulls guy.

My amusement here lies in the concept of a president, in dire political straights, doing press conferences with Glamor Magazine, and now with a Twitter audience that we learned is 80% phantom.  I didn't see any value in reading the transcript.  He's acting like Tom Cruise did after replacing his long time press agent with his sister , or something.  Next thing, he was dancing on Oprah's couch; career off the cliff.  Maybe that's why Reggie Love came back to Barry? 'Cause Obama is clearly acting  quite unhinged.


Dennis Miller on Leno





Chris Matthers, STFU





Insanity, Thy Name is NBC

Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

In 2008 NBC, in a what were they thinking? moment, chose Chris Matthews and Kieth Olbermann to anchor their convention coverage.  Midway into the GOP convention both were fired for—duh—doing what they do everyday. Acting like hate-filled, unhinged mental hospital escapees.  Olbermann was ultimately fired outright, but Matthews, whose slide into total insanity has reached bottom, was named NBC host again this year?!?, along with the vajayjay version of Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow. 

Wait. Why am I wasting our time.   Watch the video, and Matthews's insane comments after the next First Lady spoke last night.

ASIDE: My personal finest Matthews moment:

Romney, Gingrich and Santorum “cultists,” March 13, 2012

“They’ve got… two Roman Catholics running ,and a Mormon, so three cultists running, and they gotta pick one of the three cultists, as they see them,” said Matthews, referring to the GOP primary.



Issac - What a crappy hurricane name




The man who named hurricanes



In this truly delightful interview, Rich Hall talks about his first job:  naming hurricanes.  I doubt seriously Issac could ever have made his list.



Dead Fly Mountain


DEAD FLY MOUNTAIN

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GOP Establishment Tries to Change Delegate Rules to Marginalize Conservatives

Reince Priebus: Todd Akin’s not getting a penny from the RNC, even if the race is tied

CNN Asks If GOP Holding Convention Tuesday Is 'Appropriate'

MSNBC cuts every speech made by a minority from RNC speech coverage

Isaac and Hate-Speech Republicans

Mitt’s Ham Handed Advisors Hurting Him with Conservatives

Obama calls for full disclosure, almost

I don't know who created dead fly mountain, but God bless you.  But now it's mine.  mwaahaahaa!!!



Looking For LOVE In All the Wrong Places


Heeeeeeeeeee's Back
Looking For LOVE In All the Wrong Places


If I'm honest, I never paid attention to Obama's "Body Man" Reggie Love.  Others did however, and now it's a legitimate question to ask - Why is He Back With Obama?

Previously ...
PHOTO OF THE DAY: Reggie Love: Real-Life Charlie Young
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Some tidbits about Mr. Love: Mr. Love was a football and walk-on basketball player at Duke University. He tried out with the Green Bay Packers and the Dallas Cowboys, but was cut from the final roster. In 2006, he was hired as a staff assistant in then-Sen. Obama's mailroom. A year later, he was promoted as body man. It was Mr. Love who introduced Barry and his wife to the fist bump, which they famously displayed when Barry became the presumptive Democratic nominee. Chris Duhon, a former Duke teammate who plays for the New York Knicks, is his best friend. Last summer, People listed Mr. Love as one of America's sexiest bachelors. In late January, two days after President Obama's inauguration, Mr. Love was chosen as ABC's "Person Of The Week". His Secret Service code name is "Rebound".


One sugar or two Reggie?
Reggie, all these tidbits are why we won't hold those embarrassing college photos that white frat boys took teabagging you against you (careful, the last link is NSFW). How do you pass out drunk at a University of North Carolina frat party when you're an athlete at a rival school? Not to mention that drunk-driving charge (he didn't get a sentence as his blood alcohol level was slightly below the limit). No wonder you got kicked off the Duke basketball team (he was reinstated a year later). Barry is clearly an understanding bloke.[Full BOOKER RISING]



Finally, I LOVE the irony of a top Obama aide being tea-bagged after the left spent months trying to make the tea-bag connection with the Teaparty.



Good One





Slave or Stripper

STFU Michelle             








White House- Should we be happy, or should we be offended?

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A Spanish magazine this month depicts Michelle Obama as a 19th Century French slave — a controversial move that has left critics wondering if the image choice was more provocative than political.

On the August 2012 cover of Fuera de Serie, the first lady’s face is superimposed over the 1800 "Portrait d'une négresse," by French artist Marie-Guillemine Benoist. The painting depicts a female French slave in a headdress and white gown, one breast exposed. - NY DAILY NEWS

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Oh My




Hard Rock - Uncensored



Hard Rock - Uncensored Version - I Am America
 These 3 Remain
June Taylor Dancers
Here's an Anti-Obama music video by a band called These 3 Remain. It’s only been up for a couple days and it’s already starting to cause quite a stir.


I think the readers of your blog would probably be interested in seeing it.

Please take a look and if you like it, do you think you could post it on your blog?

Thanks!
Barry Nicholson
Bassist/Singer

The band kicks in at about the 1 minute mark - if the kids are still sleeping, lower the volume.


Buncha Hairy Supporters


AHEM

My Batman  Casca seems intent on sending me his entire beefcake collection, not that there's anything wrong with having one.  Ahem. 

Sarah Palin- King Maker II



Don't Go Akin My Heart



This video was made earlier in the month, but  it's more intersting today.  Particularly in light of recent developments, like her choice Sarah Steelman being edged by some guy named Akin in MO.  Ahem. And, unless she's the "mystery speaker," the GOP will have come a crapper once again.

Aside:  Akin is getting the full Dan Quayle treatemnt from the media, but is still 100% better than Claire McCaskell—who will vote for Harry Reid as Senate Majority Leader if she's reelected.


Big Brother Cams

Police State Culture


UK License Plate Cameras Have "Gaps In Coverage"


UK police are sad that despite having the most comprehensive driver surveillance system of any developed country, there are still gaps in their coverage. From the article: 'The cameras automatically record plate/time/location information and send it to a central data store, which has complete nationwide records for 6 years.' Also interesting is that an unspecified 'particular driving style' can be used to evade detection by the cameras. It appears, however, that criminals are well aware of the cameras and take other routes. Big Brother technology, coming soon to a country near you!"

Previously

I will bet a sizable amount of my own money that this is also the case in the US.








Rachel Corrie STFU Already


                      —   you berk   



                               The Hammer Drops (Finally)
Court Rules Israel Wasn’t at Fault in U.S. Moron Corrie's Death


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HAIFA, Israel — An Israeli judge ruled on Tuesday that the state bore no responsibility for the death of Rachel Corrie, the young American woman who was run over by a military bulldozer in 2003 as she protested housing demolitions in the Gaza Strip.


What a Farce
   The lengthy verdict in the civil case, read to a courtroom packed with supporters of Ms. Corrie’s family here, called the death an accident that occurred during “a military activity meant to prevent terrorist activity.”

“She chose to put herself in danger,” said the judge, Oded Gershon. “She could have easily distanced herself from the danger like any reasonable person would.”

Since her death, Ms. Corrie has become an international symbol of the ignorant,  pasty-faced
leftist American True-Believer.

  A play based on her writings has been performed in 10 countries, and a ship in an aid flotilla to Gaza bore her name. Numerous books and documentaries have told of how Ms. Corrie, a 23-year-old student, stood in an orange vest with a bullhorn between a bulldozer and the home of a Palestinian family in March 2003, and was crushed like an overripe casaba melon. 


Who knew this was still going on?  Sheesh.


Square Calligraphy

Square Calligraphy Classroom 英文方块字书法入门
a fusion of written English and written Chinese.


BO EATS SHIT



Kill Mitt Romney & Other Pleasantries

                                                          Provoking Racial Unrest

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Monday, August 27, 2012

Cutting back on using the teleprompter, wot?


What an Embarrassment


cuzzin ricky

GLOOMY GUS GOP



GLOOM & DOOM, WOE IS ME GOP



You can read the full transcript here, but I've recorded the most important part (above).  This drives me insane, and by God, Sarah Palin is dead-spot on!

Sarah Palin said history could repeat itself and a third party could be created if Republicans don’t adhere to their principles, Fox News reported.

When asked on Fox News if she would consider creating a third party, the former Alaska governor and 2008 GOP vice presidential nominee said, "If history is an indication it is a possibility. If the Republicans don't remember what the planks in the platform represent . . . That is opportunity to prosper and thrive in the most exceptional nation in the world.”

She added that “we do that through a free market. If the Republicans become like the liberal left and Democrats, I wouldn't be surprised if history didn't repeat itself." 


Spear Fishing Cupid




What I See

Unplugged

Two Movies

   At The Cinema                           




Shall We Dansu & The Next Three Days
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I saw "Departures" about a year ago, and thoroughly enjoyed it, for exactly the reasons you give.

You might enjoy "Shall We Dance ?" ( the 1996 Japanese version, not the Jennifer Lopez abomination ! ), as well as "Densha Otoko" ( Train Man) as well.
Thanks Angie. Watched Shall We Dance? over the weekend, and I loved it.  BTW, did you notice that Masahiro Motoki, the star of Departures is also Mai's dance partner?

We also watched The Next Three Days.  If you haven't seen it—MoSup agrees that it's the most intense, edge-of-your-seat thriller we've seen in ages.  Your thrill may differ.

Something WTF

No Adam's Apple Though




Where's Casca?







Where's Casca?
Where's Casca?

I've been doing this blog for 10 years and 4 months, and my first naked picture comes from casca?  Impertinent too (" salute to a man who will never be king" ) I  think he's the old guy in the middle.


Elvis Sharts?



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Female Togo Terror Wing

              Vajayjay Culture                     

Togo Sex Strike
Women's Group Plans To Withhold Sex In Effort To Unseat President Faure Gnassingbe
 
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The AP breaks new ground wind with this simile (personification?)  describing the Togo chapter of NOW.

LOME, Togo (AP) — The female wing of a civil rights group is urging women in Togo to stage a week-long sex strike to demand the resignation of the country's president.


Chuck Todd - All-Star Derp



Meet The Press

DERP














1000 Words

BIA v Bima



Go 'Skins!
 


Indigenous peoples who crossed the land bridge into America before indigenous peoples crossed a sea bridge from Europe are the newest group upset with Democrat Obamunists. 

Twenty-thousand Islamists and their sympathizers are expected to attend the opening of the Democratic National Convention on August 31 to focus on Islam with Jumah[sic], the Friday prayer, to draw in Muslims to the DNC. The important prayer and two days of events are being coordinated by the Bureau of Indigenous Muslim Affairs (BIMA), a national Muslim non-profit claiming that the event is non-political. Being a part of the actual convention makes it pretty hard to claim that it isn’t a political event.

The initials BIMA quickly caught my attention because I’m keyed in to the Bureau of Indian Affairs (BIA), the agency that my husband works closely with in his capacity as Director of Security for an Indian casino. I was appalled when I went to the BIMA website and saw the words “Indigenous Muslim.” THERE’S NO SUCH THING IN THE UNITED STATES! Imagine my horror when I read their mission statement:  [Obama To Lose Yet Another Huge Voting Bloc?]

Okay, it's cool that Obama is losing more plantation dwellers, but it would sure be nice if they were leaving because they realized how utterly corrupt and wretched  Democrats are, and not over some internecine turf battle. 


Fake Book Reviews


LIARS







It turns out all those fake-sounding
reviews on Amazon.com probably
are as phony as an Obama auto-
biography, or his Twitter following.

The reason: there's a lot of money
 in fake reviews.  Take the case of
Todd Rutherford, for example.

Rutherford used to write press
release for authors hoping to get
professional reviewers to read their
books.

Eventually, Rutherford realized he

could cut out the middleman. So he
started charging money to write reviews. He would charge $99 for one review, $499 for 20 and $999 for 50. He eventually published  (continued)

Parts of this review may be faked.

 



Diabetes




Today's Sermon
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We have a new priest,  from Africa.  In his inaugral sermon yeterday he told this story about Bishop Fulton Sheen, a television icon (in some circles) during the 1950's.

One time, Bishop. Sheen was riding on the subway in New York City late at night when a man (who was obviously drunk) stumbled onto the car and sat right next to Bishop Sheen.  The man started to read a newspaper and leaned over to Bishop Sheen, saying, "Sir, how does one get diabetes?"  Sheen responded, "Oh, a man gets diabetes by drinking too much and paying no attention to his wife and children."  The man nodded his head and continued to read the paper.  Sheen felt bad about so harshly chastising the man and finally asked, "Sir, why did you ask me how a man gets diabetes?"  The man responded, "I was just reading in the paper how the Pope has diabetes."

You had to be there I guess. 


Government's New Toy


World Officially Jumps Shark
No, Really



Everything I could say has already occurred to you. 



Sunday, August 26, 2012

Morning Wood Attachment?

Convicts & Gizmos                 



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THEM



>TPP

Ilaria Graziano - Pearls







"I have no idea to this day what that Italian lady is singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know.  Some things are best left unsaid.  Now I can think she was singing about something so beautiful it can't be expressed in words and makes your heart ache because of it."  Grin