Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Remembering Michelle

                                                                         STFU Michelle

Michelle's Last Four Years - Lest We Forget



Twice As Many Anti-Romney Questions

   Brietbart is here
Shining the light here boss

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  • QUESTION: In what new ways to you intend to rectify the inequalities in the workplace, specifically regarding females making only 72 percent of what their male counterparts earn?
It was at this point that the questions began coming completely off the rails –
  • QUESTION: Mr. Romney, what do you plan on doing with immigrants without their green cards that are currently living here as productive members of society?
This question was geared by Crowley to help President Obama among Hispanics
  • QUESTION: President Obama, during the Democratic National Convention in 2008, you stated you wanted to keep AK-47s out of the hands of criminals. What has your administration done or planned to do to limit the availability of assault weapons?
Precisely nobody outside the far left cares about this question. Nobody. [Full article]

This ought come as no surprise to anyone.  The left control who gets to participate, and the idea is to embarras the Republican- always.  It rarely works, however, and didn't here. 


GM v Obama Lies

LIARS                
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that
virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell.
"


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GM bankruptcy: End of an era
After years of losses, the troubled automaker is forced into bankruptcy.
GM is set to close a dozen facilities and cut more than 20,000 jobs.


Obama trumpets rebound of U.S. auto industry


Memo to Michelle

                                                                         STFU Michelle


Memo To Michelle: What A 'Huge Recovery' Looks Like



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A Washington, D.C., hip-hop station host asked Michelle to "in your words, tell us what you think the state of the union is in right now?"

Her answer: "I mean, we are seeing right now that we are in the midst of a huge recovery. Right? Because of what this president has done."

We wholeheartedly agree with the first lady that the current state of the economy is the result of "what this president has done."


Read More At IBD:




Am I right, or what?

What I See        
  



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An American Psycho
To sum up, then




Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Cue Obama


Tonight: Obama to Play Hero, Take 'Full Responsibility' for Libya




Think about it: If Obama were to stand up before the American people tonight and thank Hillary for being The Greatest Secretary Of State In The History Of The Americas and then pull her out from under the bus and accept 100% of the responsibility himself, he'd look like some kind of hero.

A moment like this would be dramatic, make the president look good, and likely command a lot of the attention in post-debate coverage. Pulling a manufactured stunt like this also presents almost no downside (everyone blames Obama anyway) and almost 100% upside. - [Full]


This is all the media need to proclaim him the winner. Mitt's response ought be, then why did you lie about it? Your obvious incompetency?



Hollywood News

We were just now watching the evening news on Channel 11 (because the TV was tuned to that channel.)    Munching pork chops. Bunch of stuff about an Ethel Kennedy special coming up; a new look for Britney Spears, and blah-blah blah.    Then, after a commercial break, we discovered we were watching Inside Hollywood— not CBS Evening news.  We laughed. How can you tell? 




CRAP

Retards


It doesn't pay to help sometimes


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  Today I had to go to Sears.

   As I approached the entrance,   I noticed a driver looking for a parking space.   I flagged to the driver and pointed out a handicap parking space that was open and available.
 
  The driver looked puzzled, rolled down her window and said;  I'm not handicapped!
 
 Well, as you can imagine, my face was red!

  "Oh, I'm sorry" I said. "I saw your Obama bumper-sticker  and just assumed that you suffer from a mental disorder".

She gave me the finger and screamed some nasty names at me.  Boy! Some people don't appreciate it when you're just trying to help them out!

Tim W



Al Franken Sobs Because He's a Sorry-Ass




"I'm not good enough.. everybody's better than me ... and and doggone It, I deserve to be in prison." Illegitimate U.S. Sen. Al Franken





Sen. Al Franken broke down and cried while delivering a speech on the Senate floor.  Tears flowed as Franken recounted how his campaign, with the aid of crooked Minnesota judges, stole a Senate seat from Norm Coleman.  More than 100 of his supporters are convicted of felony voter fraud, and the process continues as ... what? Violence against women?  Really? I'll be damned.

Never mind.  Sorry.


A shot across the bow

Sigh

IMPEACH ROMNEY
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If the sports writers can begin seeding for college football bowl games before the season begins, and they do, then why can't I interpolate our new Administration?  Answer, I can, and will  project, based on past GOP performances.

Impeach President Romney!

In office two days, and has failed to:
  • Order drilling Alaska's Prudhoe Bay and ANWR
  • Has not issued an Executive Order suspending all environmental restrictions on construction, or harvesting our natural resources.
  • Has not asked the Senate to remove all Obama appointed judges for cause.
  • Has not ordered that National Guard armories issue weapons to the citizenry in Detroit, Oakland, and New Jersey to put down rioting Obamunists.
  • Has not fired all Obama political appointees
  • Did not sequester all funds slated to implement Obamacare.
A shot across the bow, President Mitt.

 

Can Canada be far behind?

Euro Trash
Swiss Prepare Army for Euro Zone Fallout

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With anti-austerity protests across Europe resulting in civil unrest on the streets of Athens and Madrid, the European country famed for its neutrality is taking unusual precautions.

Switzerland launched the military exercise “Stabilo Due” in September to respond to the current instability in Europe and to test the speed at which its army can be dispatched. The country is not a member of the union or among the 17 countries that share the euro. [Full]



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In response, the servile French, having elected a Communist government, are preparing for battle on their own peculiar way.

‘Parent 1’ and ‘parent 2’ could legally replace mom and dad in France

The economy?  Again their Communist government comes to the rescue.  They will simply raise taxes as required to maintain their workers paradise, 

Until the Moslems take over.


Taxidermy. How Hard Can It Be?

Monday, October 15, 2012

Take that, Fiends

How I Saw It                              
  

  What a day, so far!
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So I went to the Food Lion this morning and out front  a bunch of SEIU people were picketing because Food Lion isn't union.  You know how we feel about that.  I grabbed a cart and started for the entrance when six of them set upon me with a vengeance,  They were using clubs, I had just my fists.  After a bout ( get it? a bout?) 10 minutes the ma'amager came out to find six SIEU thugs laying on the ground, and asked if I'd like some gauze for my bleeding mouth.  I replied, "No thank you Ma'am, I'll just go home and have a swig of red whiskey."  She gave me a hug.  The police were arriving, so I just melted away. 

Or, I had some molars pulled.  I forget.  I'm still groggy.



Candy

Too Much Candy
WAY


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In a rare example of political unity, both the Romney and Obama campaigns have expressed concern to the Commission on Presidential Debates about how the moderator of the Tuesday town hall has publicly described her role, TIME has learned.
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For the life of me,  I can't figure out why Romney's people have conceded to the media Fox News apartheid, and once again let the same old skanks run the show?  Tell me, who has the greater respect as a newsman- Britt Hume,  or Candy Crowley? There is a reason Candy's employer CNN have no audience— they have no cred.

 Anyway, it's amusing that even Obama is worried because Candy Crowley has announced her intention to run amok, and do what the hell she wants in the next debate.  I know why.  No matter which way she wants to steer the debate, Mitt can answer truthfully, and probably escape the trap.  Obama can only lie. 

Finally, what the hell is this daily bouncing about with the poll numbers?  Who are they polling?  Where do you find voters who change their minds 4-5 times a week? 




Sunday, October 14, 2012

Arlo "Magic Bullet" Sphincter RIP

AP: Sen Arlen Specter Has died





The Boss- My Ass

What I See        
Born in the USA. 
So was Barbara Streisand


There are things in life, cultural things, that I never really understood.  Georgie Jessel?  There was a time in the 60's when he was on every variety show imaginable, where the likes of Dean Martin and Bob Hope would howl at his every utterance.  WTF?

And  "The Most Trusted Man in America."  WTF?  Who decided that?  Has anyone ever pinned down the first time someone used that Walter Cronkite appellation?  And Why?

And the Dallas Cowboys—"America's Team."  WTF? Who said?  If there was ever an America's NFL team, it was Lombardi's Green Bay Packers. Dallas? 

Bruce Springstein—"The Boss."  WTF?  See Cronkite. And maybe it's just me, but, STG, Dion Dimucci, Chuck Berry, Jerry Butler and even Percy Sledge delivered more memorable music than this guy. 

Stab me in the liver,  Sheesh.




St Ann Slays Dragons



Ann Coulter Cuts Off C-SPAN Caller
... and other delicious things


I taped this last week, and got around to watching it last night.  Trust me here; this will be the best thing you see on television all week. The callers, many spectacularly stupid, are handled with aplomb and cool efficiency by Saint Ann (yes, Saint Ann!). .






Let the kids do it

Kids at Play
 K.I.S.S.
An abstract for the paper debunks the claim that the president has the Constitutional to not enforce civil laws crafted and passed by Congress.

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“It’s the duties of the president. He must always uphold the law.”

- John Yoo, Berkeley law professor and former State Department attorney

In the paper entitled, “The Obama Administration, the Dream Act and the Take Care Clause,” authors Robert Delahunty of the University of St. Thomas [Minnesota] and John Yoo, a law professor at University of California at Berkeley and former U.S. deputy assistant attorney general, blast Obama's moratorium on deporting certain illegal immigrants. The professors dismissed the idea that the decision on whether to deport illegal immigrants who are arrested for minor infractions is a matter of prosecutorial discretion.

“If there’s one case and it’s left to the prosecutor well that’s fine, but what Obama did was take a million cases and leave it up to prosecutorial discretion, “John Yoo said to FoxNews.com. “The only reason it’s under [Department of Homeland Security Secretary] Janet Napolitano’s discretion is because Obama had made his decision. If she’s doing it under her own, she would have to be fired.” [Full]

Let's say you could take a group of 3rd graders,  and in a flash inculcate their little brains with the full text and meaning of the U.S. Constitution; and an honest history of the United States.  Having done this, we have them read the law professor's argument, and ask— " what should be done?"   The answers would undoubtedly be:
  1. Impeach and remove this President
  2. If the Congress will not impeach and remove the President, remove them.
  3. If they resist, nourish our "Tree of Liberty" with their blood. 
  4. Give Free Ice Cream to Everyone*
That's how simple this is.  So where have we gone wrong?



* There's always one retard in every class,





Saturday, October 13, 2012

Be Positive



Be Positive
The Cups are ¾ Full


Cups ¾ Full

Bill Barrow and Bonnie Rodham


Bonnie & Clyde













Bill is positively insane about getting back to White House.  Like the Little League dad who screwed up in his big game,  and wants  to atone  through his son.  Bill is using Hillary.  The problem is, she's worse than him.  He at least can be likable. .


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Show me a more disastrous State Department than Hillary's?  Jimmy Carter's, maybe.  Carter's ineptness made a shambles of everything Africa, and handed Iran over to Moslem radicals.  Foul mouth Hillary has overseen the loss of virtually every Middle East nation to radical Islam, and  has the world on the verge of nuclear Armageddon.  What are she and Bill concerned about?  That she might be "tarred" by her performance as Obama's  handmaiden.  This lady has committed so many crimes that I doubt all of them have yet to be collected in one spot (although many have tried). 













Mired in Racist Thought

Liberal Racism                          



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Can blacks' support for Obama be compared with white voters who may favor his Republican challenger, Mitt Romney, because he's white?





Lite A Manly Candle

Manly Men




"This guy is a Liar, and you can't debate a liar." -Axelrod

"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what  the hell." TRKOF&S

Quote of the Day from David Axelrod
This guy is a Liar, and you cannot debate a liar.



Axelrod aside, this list of  Biden's lying lies will have little effect on  people who are wont to read Roger 'SIMPLE' Simon's Joltin’ Joe knocks Ryan out of the park, but for the record [....] I just soldered it. 


Stuff in Ohio

Oh My- Anxiety
Potentially Painful Poll for Ohio Coming Today

Cry Wolf

Shot fired at Denver Obama campaign office

previously

Fake hate crime alert: Leftists vandalize Denver Democrat HQ; Dems smeared Obamacare foes

More Affirmative Action Crap

Liberal Racism                         
Race Based Decisions

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In 1997, the Texas legislature enacted a law requiring the University of Texas to admit all high school seniors who ranked in the top ten percent of their high school classes. After finding differences between the racial and ethnic makeup of the university's undergraduate population and the state's population, the University of Texas decided to modify its race-neutral admissions policy. The new policy continued to admit all in-state students who graduated in the top ten percent of their high school classes. For the remainder of the in-state freshman class the university would consider race as a factor in admission.

Abigail N. Fisher, a Caucasian female, applied for undergraduate admission to the University of Texas in 2008. Fisher was not in the top ten percent of her class, so she competed for admission with other non-top ten percent in-state applicants. The University of Texas denied Fisher's application. [Fisher and U.S. Constitution  v. Texas]

The question before the Court is "Does the Equal Protection Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment permit the consideration of race in undergraduate admissions decisions?"

It would seem to me that this question answered by  Hopwood v. Texas, for one; and by common sense for all. Still,  below, a rare opprtunity to hear the SCOTUS in action. 

Argument
Fisher v. University of Texas - Oral ArgumentFull Transcript Text 


Three Things


Three Things You Didn't Know
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The Other Cuban Missile Crisis



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Fearing that Castro's hurt pride and widespread Cuban indignation over the concessions Khrushchev had made to Kennedy, might lead to a breakdown of the agreement between the superpowers, the Soviet leader concocted a plan to give Castro a consolation prize.

The prize was an offer to give Cuba more than 100 tactical nuclear weapons that had been shipped to Cuba along with the long-range missiles, but which crucially had passed completely under the radar of US intelligence.

Khrushchev concluded that because the Americans hadn't listed the missiles on their list of demands, the Soviet Union's interests would be well served by keeping them in Cuba. [Full]


The CMC is really the only perceived Kennedy accomplishment that can, or has been cited.  That he made promises to Khrushchev, which effectively nullified the Monroe Doctrine, and secretly removed defenses based in Europe,  were not even revealed to congress, and certainly not bally-hood by the media once learned of, is another consideration.

In another 50 years we'll know still more about what's been hidden from us by our keepers.  I suspect TWA 800, 9-11,  Oklahoma City bombing, treasonous actions by Clinton with China, and that Obama was in fact an escaped mental patient will titillate historians in another 50 years.  We'll be dead and won't care.



Morgan Freeman Shines Obama's Shoes

Liberal Racism                  
Morgan Freemen For the Defense




It's a spot that sounds a lot like a closing argument — carefully crafted deception, with no mention of the dead body found in his cellar.


Obama Promises More Green Fraud

            
              2012                                           


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President Barack Obama warned his supporters about the threat of global warming and vowed that more money to subsidize green energy firms would prevent it.


This week, the House Energy and Commerce Committee announced it is seeking information from the Department of Energy about a $400 million loan to Abound Solar, which recently filed for bankruptcy. Abound was the fifth stimulus-funded green energy firm and the third to file for bankruptcy after Solyndra and Beacon Power.

“By the way, yes, my plan will reduce the carbon pollution that is eating our planet because climate change is not a hoax,” Obama said at a campaign rally at the Bank United Arena at the University of Miami. “More droughts and hurricanes and wildfires, that’s not a joke. That’s a threat to our children’s future, and we can do something about it.” [full]

Tell me again how smart Obama is. I keep forgetting.

  



Mitt Gets The Muff Vote

                 

                          
         
                                           
                                                                       2012

 

Good News, actually.
(His name being Mitt, not Muff)
 

          

PSA


A Fkng PSA

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The man is here filling my tank.  Happier posts coming soon.  Sorry.



Wish it were so ...








The problem is kids, and going by the past few elections, as soon as you are able to vote it will be for another Barack Obama.  That's because your little minds have been cookie-cut by the sad-assed liberal twats who teach you how to add, subtract and multiply.  Sadly.
thoR~

          

Land Rug


Investment opportunity

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Thought you might want to consider getting on board early....

A British Engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan.
He's making land mines that look like prayer mats.
It's doing well.
He says prophets are going through the roof.


    merrily

Friday, October 12, 2012

Rorschach Tests I Have Failed

Rorschach Tests I Have Failed




Culture WTF


Today's Culture

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Hume on the smirking chimp

Brit Hume




New York Times Election Maps

                 

                          
         
                                           
                                                                       2012

 

          
The World According to Derp



June 1, 2012
October 12, 2012



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I have from time to time followed the New York Times Electoral Vote Analysis this year.  They began with Obama leading 217-206, and the last I checked (June 1) it remained the same.  On a whim I just checked and,  finally, they have some movement.  Obama is now, according to the New York Times, ahead of Romney 237-291!  Oh my.  Of course the deciding "Tossup States" are not quite so "Toss-up" today; nor is Pennsylvania a sure-thing Obama state. Pass the popcorn.

Ryan-Biden Debate Wordle

VP Debate Text Cloud




Hopes Ryan's daughter is raped

Obamunist of the Hour




Biden's White Lying Teeth

            
              2012
                                           


This one was hard to watch, and I suspect many fewer people did watch it than watched the first presidential debate. The vice-presidential debate resembled one of those cacophonous political talk shows that call it dialogue when they encourage guests to talk over each other. Biden was the chief, almost the only, offender, but if you had listened over the radio you might have thought he won anyway, so oleaginous and unashamed was he. This was demagogy old-school style, without a trace of irony, betrayed only by the Joker-like smile. Thank goodness for television. Charles R. Kesler

jimgeraghty Clearly, the most unnerving and unstable performance in a presidential debate since David Palmer debated Sen. John Keeler.

charlescwcooke If the AP and CNN polls are accurate—and who knows?—Paul Ryan won the VP debate without being allowed to finish more than a few sentences.

TIME’s Michael Scherer:: “Not sure debate cameras have been light tested for Biden’s teeth. Best to watch with sunglasses.”

Washington Examiner’s Philip Klein: “Biden’s strategy seems to be to laugh at Ryan constantly. Will it work to infantalize Ryan, or backfire like Gore sighing?”

Republican strategist Ron Bonjean: “Biden laughing does not come off with the intended effect. It is actually hurting him. Looks very condescending.”

Movie critic Roger Ebert: “Joe! Stop smiling and laughing!”

Chris Wallace: I've never seen a candidate as disrespectful as Biden...

Biden Interrupted Ryan 82 Times?


It's over.for Obama. Remember these, from 2008?

James Carville Hints at Riots If Obama Loses Election

 Blacks Will Riot If Obama Loses | Crooks & Liars

Will Black People Riot if Obama Loses? - YouTube

At the time I thought those "warnings" were calculated to create an atmosphere of  inevitability about the result;  discourage the Republican base.  In retrospect,  I think it was the emergence of the thug mentality that has so manifested itself with this regime.  At any rate, that table has clearly turned.  Guess how the riot thing works today?

That's right.  And it will be spontaneous and brutal.