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Home Cinabons on the cheap

FOOD Premium Content Cinabons on the cheap

“   Cinabons are a family favorite, but they're pricey, and quite large (high calonic caloric).   I started making them with my Cuisinart Bread Maker (a truly great thing), but they're a few hours in the making, and relatively labor intensive. Still, MoSup loves her Sunday Cinabons, so I went to the test kitchen.    Pillsbury makes a Cinnabon , but a tube of 8 costs a hefty $3.75.  But that's not why you'll want to buy the cheaper store brand. This is why.  They cost about $1.29 for 8, but more importantly store brand cinnamon rolls  unroll very easily (see my picture); whereas the Pillsbury won't  unroll at all. You see where this is headed then.  Do this filling: (Real Cinnabons don't add the granny sugar; your choice) 1/3 cup brown sugar, firmly packed 3 tablespoons granulated sugar 1 tablespoon plus 2-1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamon 3 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted This is enough for two batches, so save half for next week.  Unroll the packaged cinnamon rolls, over-spread with your filling, and re-roll.  Cook per package instructions.    I add Craisins, because we add Crasins to everything.  You can extend the provided  icing with a  little cream cheese if you want more goop. So,  for just a little added work you'll have something that's remarkable.   Yum.  Yum.  What's that?  You have Type 2 diabetes?  Even better. You're welcome. ”

Sweet Cubed

I like the cut of his jib

Will no one rid us of these canker-blossoms?

Liberal Culture Rodge, I think you're way off base when you say there is no rapprochement possible with the Liberal knob wankers in our country who cause so much intolerable vexation, and that they ought be dropped from a helicopter into an active volcano even though that's silly because—  because there are 30+ million of them and even if we used every chopper in the country it would take .... wait --   pi(x) = \sum_{n=1}^{\infty}\frac{\mu(n)}{n}\Pi(x^{1/n}) = \Pi(x) -\frac{1}{2}\Pi(x^{1/2})-\frac{1}{3}\Pi(x^{1/3}) +\frac{1}{4}\Pi(x^{1/4}) -\frac{1}{5}\Pi(x^{1/5}) +\frac{1}{6}\Pi(x^{1/6}) - \cdots zeta(s) = 2^s\pi^{s-1}\ \sin\left(\frac{\pi s}{2}\right)\ \Gamma(1-s)\ \zeta(1-s) \!.  ... okay,  it would take a long  long time.  Is it worth all that?

“ Yes.  Oh, sweet jeezuz, yes. . ”

Pew Research Quiz

We Am The 8%

“ ” - tomw

The Man Who Would Be Henry the VIII

The Bad King

“ When Obamacare was signed into law in March, the President assured Americans that it does not, in any way, shape, or form, fund elective abortions. He even signed an executive order to this effect. The only problem with Obama's claims, which are being repeated by politicians like Harry Reid and partisan groups like Democrats for Life of America, is that they are not true. [2010 -Does Obamacare Fund Abortion? Let Us Count the Ways] ” “ UPDATE: Catholics leaders criticize birth control order... Army Tries To Silence Chaplains... Bishop: 'Hitler and Mussolini' 'Would Love Our School System'... Bishop: New Govt Mandate Goes Against Catholicism... I am proud of the Catholic church.  Not for religious reasons; because aside from teapartiers they are the only institution to declare war on this evil government as a matter of principle.   I  pray they won't believe the sure to follow lies that will issue from Obama's lying blue lips. We all know what Obama promises are worth. And we know what happens to people who believe him. An aside, about principles.  Clint Eastwood's unprincipled  (given his prior denunciation of the government seizure of General Motors)  'IT'S HALFTIME IN AMERICA',  is also based on a false premise.  It's not Halftime, it's Sudden Death Overtime.  Whoever scores in the November election wins; the loser can pound sand. If Obama wins, it's truly game over for Americans.

Tomorrow's Liberal News Today

Tomorrow's News Today

“ That's what I saw ”

A $60 Bidet

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets The Shiney-Hiney

“ ” I bought this last week from Sellout Woot.  It was $59.95 with free shipping and no tax. It arrived two days after order, and I had it installed and percolating in less than 30 minutes.  It appears to be very sturdy, and is simple as 1-2-3 to use. Which is important.  This was my first experience with a bidet, and  had only an idea of what to expect.  The reasons I bought it are, in order: It's a gadget It will give me the cleanest nether region in the land It will save money (I haven't used so much as a square of TP since the first "white glove" inspection passed muster). If I ever break both arms, or become infirm, I won't have to call the neighbors over for help to, you know. As you can see, Brondell sells several models that cost up to $600.  Speaking for myself, there are no additional features on any that interest me.  I'm at the point where I want my appliances with one switch.  On.  Off.  The portable Shiney-Hiney (as I will call it) pretty much fits that description. and it works swell.  I know what you're thinking.  "Rodge, is the spray powerful enough to handle a manly man?  Let me tell you, at full strength you can etch designs on your sphincter,  if that's something that appeals to you.  It's the best thing I've bought since the George Foreman grill. You're welcome

Mommy, I'm Scairt!

STFU Michelle

“ Mommy, I'm scairt! ”

Who Castrated Ann Coulter?

Pussification as a Quality Who Castrated Ann Coulter?

“ (JJ from Good Times) Evidently size does not matter Roll-Over   ... something has happened to Coulter. I don't have firsthand knowledge that she was kidnapped by RINO Team Six and taken to an offshore medical facility where she was forced to undergo a gruesome surgical procedure, but many of her recent columns suggest that something of the sort must have occurred. What else could explain her endorsement of Mitt Romney?  [...] Her inexplicable support for Romney has led her beyond being merely wrong about his chances in the general election to writing things that are either deliberately disingenuous or genuinely ignorant. The latest example of this tragic development is a column titled, "Three Cheers for RomneyCare." As its title suggests, this piece actually defends the Massachusetts "universal" health law. When I first read it, I could hardly believe such horse manure had emanated from Coulter's keyboard. The column opens with this howler: "If only the Democrats had decided to socialize the food industry or housing, RomneyCare would probably still be viewed as a massive triumph for conservative free-market principles -- as it was at the time."  [Who Castrated Ann Coulter?] Last February Mark Levin  was puzzled by Ann Coulter’s bizarre endorsement of Chris Christie, who supports gun control, amnesty, Obamacare and climate legislation.  Before that, way back in July 2009, I was puzzled when she denounced us "birthers" as kook conspirators.  Not because she took a disagreeable stance, but because she did it without explanation. That was way out of character for someone who tackled the false,  but sacred-to-the-left image of Joe McCarthy as arch fiend..  Ann writes whole  books explaining her contrariness, but here, A dicto simpliciter I don't jettison friends over political differences—   if the differences are presented factually and are philosophically consistent I agree to disagree.  That especially goes for someone I've admired as much as Ann Coulter.  But, WTF?  What's going on?  Ann stated in the past that she hasn't married because she's never found a man who's both stimulating and as smart as she.  She's dated several card carrying Liberals in the past, and herein may be the solution to this vexatious question. A woman in love can, you know, adapt. The  post-Carville Mary Matalin,  for example,  is a good deal more, er, politically pragmatic then the original, conservative  firebrand. And there's the Stockholm syndrome possibility.  Ann Coulter is greeted at every public appearance by Liberals determined that she should not be allowed to speak.  Fights break out; violence always a possibilty.  Ann would not be the first person who succumbed to wanting safety from this; and to be loved.   The most conspicuous example I can think of is David Brock,  although Ann Couilter could not possibly jettison all her principles  in a stroke.  One hopes.    casca ”

Photo-op crap

Culture The Photo That Could Win Romney the White House The leading Republican candidate should schedule a visit with Catholic leaders now, according to our political columnist, and reap the political benefits in November.

“ This is my response to any appeal to bring religion into this election (as long as the candidate is not a Muslum).  What a bunch of crap, that 'photo-op' notion.  I'm a Roman Catholic, and I could care less that Ronald Reagan wasn't, if you catch my drift.  It's unlikely, bordering on  impossible, that Obama would carry the practicing Catholic vote as it is.  I don't care that Mitt Romney is a Mormon.  I do care that he would be just another version of  the Bushes, McCain, et.al,  shoved down our throats by the establishment GOP, and lacking any revolutionary fervor for  lopping heads.  Same goes for the rest of the pack, except for Ron Paul who comes with his own bag of worries. I must content myself then with a stop-gap hope that the Obama monster will be slain in November because, to mix metaphors,  we're not just on the brink, we're leaning 20º to leeward. ”

Obama's base Base

Lunch Time Scholars

“ This video was sent to me by a good friend whose daughter actually attends the Olympia, WA school where it was filmed. It will make you shudder with concern over the future of our country. The sorry thing is, that each one of these kids probably knows all about MLK, gay rights, electronic games, and their cell phones. This country is in deep shit. cuzzin ricky Wait - I want a second opinion dammit Top Comments This HAS to be staged, if they are that stupid WE ARE FUCKED, PLAIN AND SIMPLE. UPDATED Olympia student video was made for 'laughs' via Sondrak (in comments), the world expert on Olympitards   The reason it's such good satire is it's believeable.  Late night comics like Jay Leno have made a living off of real interviews of today's collej ejacated kids, with the same reslult.  ”

Go veg, or red meat?

COMEUPPANCE What you see; What I see Go VEG?

“ Mmmmm Tacos ”

Apple's iNET

The Humanity                         Plobbin soved

“ ”     cuzzin ricky

Miss Fapping?

bits & pieces

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JFK's Teeny-bopper mistress

Democrat Presidents JFK's Teeny-Bop Mistress Asks her to "do" Ted

“ One of their last times together was at a Boston Democratic fund-raiser. Ted Kennedy, the president’s baby brother, was in the room with them. “I could see that mischievous look come into his eye. ‘Mimi, why don’t you take care of my baby brother? He could stand a little relaxation.’ “You’ve got to be kidding me,” she replied firmly. “Absolutely not, Mr. President.” Read more: What a family.  What a filthy bunch of drunks and perverts, ”

Whence Obama

Whence the Obamissariat

via George W Interesting.  The attempts are well documented; the reasons given are of course conjecture.  Conjecture however that fits the leftist template that I'll call "For the chillens."  You'll recall a persistent squeak from the media during this period,   about how the "Natural Born" provision should be changed—   so Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger could run for president..  Remember?  That was while the Austrian actor and body builder was still viewed as a conservative.   "Do it for the chillens"   For those of you who balk at thinking Barry Obama Soetoro was to be the recipient of this move by democrats, way back in 2000, consider. When George Bush saved the nation from John Kerry in 2004, an inordinate amount of ink was used covering the election to the U.S. Senate of a little known black guy from Illinois.  It was so much, for something of  so little significance at that moment,  that Jonah Goldberg noted it in his NRO column: CAPTURING THE MEDIA MOMENT “ If I were a political cartoonist, I would draw Dan Rather or Katie Couric with a thought-bubble over his/her head. Inside would be the front page of the New York Times. Banner Headline: OBAMA WINS SENATE Only Black Senator Tiny headline below the fold: Bush wins presidency, Fails to reach out to Blacks, Gays. GOP picks up Senate, House Seats Sidebar: Hillary Clinton Congratulates Obama "We can do great things together," NY Sen Declares. November 03, 2004 Consider that in 2008 congressional democrats held hearings to consider the eligibility of John McCain?  Because he was born while his naval officer dad was stationed in Panama?  Were there hearings about Obama's eligibility?  No. I believe the McCain hearings were a democrat hedge against someone noticing the peculiarities of Obama's existence.  Something that didn't happen until the campaign was well under way, and then dismissed as the ravings of lunatics.  Remember how Obama denied any relationship with Weather Underground terrorist Bill Ayers ("he's just a guy in the neighborhood")?  Despite all of this?  Hell, Ayers himself finally admitted last year that he had in fact hosted that fundraiser in 1995!   for Barry (something denied by Obama).  It was the opinion of every expert who  looked at it, that Ayers penned Obama's :autobiography “Dreams From My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance.”   An autobiography of someone nobody had heard of  when it was commissioned in 1990!  And which, as it turns out, is made up out of whole cloth. Why?  I'm convinced that Obama was "installed" as president to fulfill the goals, aspirations, and plans of a cabal that included Ayers.  And  a lot of elected Democrats.  A puppet president, working (not all that hard)  from a script.

A racket, or a mirrot?

WTF?

The mirror, right?

Pretend you're a Chinese immigrant ..

Pretend you're a Chinese immigrant ...

“ It begins, "Please stop me if you've heard this story before ...." ”

TAX CHEAT

JR got his first Geithner dollar today!