Thursday, October 29, 2009

A sad day

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 Next?
Tom Mann

Cat Fight

Alear

Valerie Jarrett.

Valerie Jarrett – At the Core of Obama
 Watch the Greg-alogue, then take a look at a new website dedicated to stopping this "head of the pimple on the face of the Obama Administration.."

Puberty Fairy

You know

In Passing
 So little to say; so much time to say it.  Sigh.


Obama Salutes Slain Soldiers Return to US… But Won’t Send Reinforcements
One word describes him.  He's a punk.

It's all a big circle for the Democrats
More like an asylum if John Kerry's the answer .

AARP: Reform advocate and insurance salesman
"AARP, has put the weight of its 40 million members behind health-care reform, saying many of the proposals will lower costs and increase the quality of care for older Americans."
  • Only the senilie among those 40 million support the plan, and AARP is throwing them into an early grave for the sake of the cash bonanza  it promises the organization. Phuk Arp.
If You Can’t Save Everybody on a Sinking Ship, Don’t Try to Save Anybody
Protecting teachers’ unions over children, the US Secretary of Education rationalizes the Obama administration’s opposition to a successful school-vouchers program in our nation’s capital.

“You have destroyed nature with your industrial waste and gases more than any other nation in history. Despite this, you refuse to sign the Kyoto agreement so that you can secure the profit of your greedy companies and industries.”
Enviro-wackos?  or Osama bin Laden?  Same thing.

Canonize Michelle Bachman
Achieving sainthood status among conservative (real) Americans does not require three miracles.  It requires driving at least three of the looniest MSNBC All-Stars into constant debilitating frenzy.  Saint Michelle
Wood Eye!
it is then.


Horry Clap!

Seagate FreeAgent 1.5TB
External Hard Drive
$99.99

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Junk by any name

The Chocolate War
 and other disasters

 Three years ago I purchased a chocolate fountain at BJ's for $19.95.  Why?  I like a little flair at family to-dos, and $20 seemed like a steal of a deal.  I gifted Mo-Sup with it for Christmas.  She, lacking my love of gadgetry, rolled her eyes.  And, after reading that you couldn't just toss a bag a Nestle chocolate chips into the thing, but had to buy special pellets, and the 6 hour cleanup after each use, I asked the kids who wanted a free chocolate fountain?  No takers, only jeers.  So I secreted it in the back of Ro's car.  A few week's later I found it in the back of my van, so at first opportunity it went into Greeps's car, and then everyone's car after being bounced back.  Ro even got it a second time.  I thought about using it once and throwing it out, but have never seen those special chocolate pellets.  I also considered a mushroom soup fountain, but too much trouble. It sits yet in the garage, unpacked. I mention this because the chocolate fountain is first on this list of 20 Utterly Pointless Kitchen Appliances



Note: Aside from the turkey baster and electric knife, both of which I've found useful, I'm in total agreement with this list. 

Low down cheats

Whose deal?


</fantasy> Let's pretend a frustrated congress, desperate to enact anything called Health Care reform,  passes not a 1500 page, trillion dollar monstrosity, but 5 pages that deal with chicken pox and measles.  Let's say that happened.  When democrats from the House and Senate get together to negotiate differences into a unified bill, here's what will happen next, by way of example. </fantasy>

Last month the full senate voted to strip the District of Columbia of forest fire funds in a land management bill.  Insert your own joke here.  Yesterday, during the reconciliation process, democrats "rebuked the Forest Service for spending stimulus forest firefighting money on D.C. green-jobs programs, but gave the city the money anyway."

Five pages of Health care will become 1500 pages.  It's what gummint does when"four flushers" are the only players.  Ah, for the days when cheats were shot dead by Bill Hickok.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Let's hope she's not a stoolie

Halloween Costume of the Day
 
Tom Mann

Nancy the Good Nazi Girl

 Breaking News: Pelosi Tries to
Lead Democrats off a Cliff



Mrs. Pelosi will, according to Bill Kristol, "release the text of the Democratic health care proposal tomorrow, with the hope of bringing it to the floor as early as next Friday. Pelosi will claim that the Congressional Budget Office has scored the Democratic bill as deficit neutral over the next ten years."
- Here's the key fact: The bill will be (allegedly) deficit neutral because of hundreds of billions of dollars in Medicare cuts. If it passes, these will be the largest cuts in Medicare ever. Is the Democratic Party as a whole willing to go into the 2010 election as the party that slashed Medicare? Are individual Democratic members?

Pelosi will whisper to her members not to worry, they can rescind the cuts next year. But then of course the legislation will be a deficit buster. And even if the Democratic Congress does rescind the cuts, that will just allow Republicans to run ads criticizing Democrats for cutting Medicare and busting the budget. And, one might add (as Republicans will), raising taxes and hiking premiums.

One more thing: Speaker Pelosi is once again--as on cap and trade--asking her members to walk the plank, absent any evidence there are the votes in the Senate to pass comparable legislation. In fact, the reason Pelosi is pulling the trigger now is that Reid failed in his effort to get the Senate up to the starting gate first (that was the point of last week's attempted "doc fix").

So, the question is: Will her caucus follow Nancy off a cliff?

Hello Dolly

Making do in hard times



Don't let family get in the way of progress

It's so obvious ...

Being Observant

Special Adviser Kerry

President Obama Greets Special
Envoy Richard Holbrooke John Kerry

 From the White House photo stream... (Via Weekly Standard)

Kerry makes a move on Obama's crotch

Sen. John Kerry has ascended to the unofficial role of President Barack Obama's global adviser on key issues that could reshape the nation's image around the world.

Kerry and Obama also share a political pedigree. Both were mentored by Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, who died in August. (AP)
What could go wrong?

r.u.blind

Donkey Toss

More Signs of Good News for 2010
 More Signs of Trouble for 2010 - if you're a Democrat


 William Galston, writing for The New Republic

The current state of American politics presents a paradox. On the one hand, survey after survey testifies to the rock-bottom standing of the Republican Party. Fewer Americans identify with the party than in the past, and fewer trust it to deal with the country’s problems. On the other hand, there are hard-to-ignore signs of a conservative resurgence. A 15,000 person Gallup survey out today shows that 40 percent of

Americans now identify themselves as conservative (up from 37 percent at the time of Obama’s election), while only 20 percent regard themselves as liberal (down from 22 percent). Far more independents (35 percent) consider themselves conservative than was the case a year ago (only 29 percent).

These findings would be less compelling if they were not linked to conservative shifts on specific issues--but they are, and the Galluporganization enumerates a considerable list. Among them: increasing opposition to government regulation of business and gun ownership; an uneasy feeling about the influence of labor unions; increasing support for immigration restrictions and government promotion of traditional values; and diminished support for strong action on climate change. The percentage of Americans who believe that government is trying to do too much stands at its highest level (57 percent) in many years. Trust in government is near all-time lows, and Americans believe that 50 cents of every federal tax dollar is wasted--the highest level ever.

It is hard to avoid the conclusion that unified Democratic government has sparked a conservative counter-mobilization. Because we cannot rerun history as a controlled experiment, we will never know whether this could have been avoided had the Obama administration and Congressional Democrats adopted a different strategy. In any case, it’s too late to reverse it.  [cont>>]

Galston a senior adviser to President of the United States Bill Clinton on domestic policy, and has also been employed by the presidential campaigns of Al Gore and Walter Mondale. This feeling is palpable folks.

PBS Doc

Close to Home



As the U.S. unemployment rate hits a 25-year high and the Dow Jones Industrial Average hits a six-year low, award-winning FRONTLINE producer Ofra Bikel chronicles the recession's impact on one unlikely American neighborhood -- New York's Upper East Side.(more »)
C/R

"people who ought to be shot"

Ralph 'n Bawney
without comment



 I have to comment.  Nader intentionally or unintentionally used the wrong premise.  Yes his House Banking Committee rejected every warning about housing derivatives, but Barney was instrumental in forcing banks to make the bad loads which led to them.  As Saturday Night Life famously put it, Barney Frank should be shot.

Errata.  In an earlier scribble I said that SNL commented that Barney Frank should to be shot.  That should have been among "people"  like Herbert and Marion Sandler who "ought to be shot!."  Subject to interpretation, but I regret the error. 

PS- In the original skit (via Pat Dollard) Sandler addresses Frank, saying, “And thank you Congressman Frank as well as many Republicans (who?) for helping block Congressional oversight of our corrupt activities.”

To which Frank replies enthusiastically, “Not at all!”

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

The Real Monster

Is Obama too nice?
 Way Barf Alert

With problems for the president in Afghanistan, health care and unemployment, some critics on both the left and right are asking: Is the president essentially ‘too nice' to make the important decisions?
That is how David Kerley of ABC News opens his recent piece titled, "Is Obama ‘Too Nice' to Make Tough Decisions?"


Thwe self created man
You've got to love it when liberals use the words "some critics," or "critics say," to voice what they believe without substantiation. Please tell us Mr. Kerley, which critics on the right are asking whether the President is "too nice" to make important decisions?

If critics on the right are asking such a misguided question, then they, like Mr. Kerley do not know the real Barack Obama. And, inasmuch as ABC News failed to vet Candidate Obama we would not expect the organization to know much about Obama beyond the shiny narrative.

Just a few days before the 2008 presidential election, Tom Brokaw appeared on the Charlie Rose show. Here's a brief excerpt:

    Rose: I don't know what Barack Obama's worldview is.

    Brokaw: No, I don't either.

    Rose: And do we know anything about the people who are advising him?

    Brokaw: You know that's an interesting question. . . . I don't know what books he's read.

    Rose: What do we know about the heroes of Barack Obama?

    Brokaw: There's a lot about him we don't know.


Not to worry though. Our esteemed journalists knew that Obama was the perfect candidate. They knew he read a mean teleprompter. They knew he looked good and had a good looking family. They knew he had a nice looking smile. They knew he was black and was the one to make history.

He seemed like a really nice guy.

If they had done their homework, however, they would have known that Obama was a Chicago-machine politician who had used bare-knuckles tactics against his opponents. Do please continue - it's fun.

It's what happens

Surprise Mary Lou Snyder
 You've been named  McDonald's Employee of the Year!
Winning $20,000 and a Porche 911


 Everyone was so happy for her.

South Park Spoof

I see dead people ...


 Best of the Web mentions this South Park park episode today ...  (Billy May's clip above)
  Life Imitates 'South Park'

    * "The spirit of Michael Jackson plays with Ike, while the rest of the dead wait in purgatory."--episode description, "Dead Celebrities," aired Oct. 7
    * "Michael Jackson Talks to His Macaw From Beyond the Grave Says Sister La Toya--Exclusive"--headline, Mirror (London), Oct. 24
I happened to miss that episode, and South Park's deal with Viacom (Comedy Central)  is they can show full episodes on their own site the first week, but then must wait a month before showing it again.  That would be Nov. 7th.  However, these guys must have a different deal with Viacom, or just don't care, because you can watch it now.  You will have to allow pop-ups, and sit through 10 seconds or so of ads.  I LMAO.

Pinning Blame

Banking on Obama


I've listened to the third hour of Limbo's Friday (10-23) show several times.  Because it's all that's on my little Phillips iPod that I listen to when I'm shopping, driving, etc.  There was a stretch in that segment where Rush tasar'd the pay-czar , and ripped into Obama's socialist caterwauling.  It's  wonderful for it's passion, and capsule explanation for why 10-18 even  happened.  I distilled it down to 2 minutes.  If you like it, use it.  It's the Real King of France's Lend-Lease program.  You're welcome. (Let them drink the finest whiskey).

Minimalist Me

REDO


 I guess you noticed that I did a bit of  house cleaning last night.  It struck me that the hallway to my blog looked like an Italian Grotto, so relative minimalism  is the result.  It won't be long before I start adding chrome and hanging pink boas, but for now I feel clean.  If anyone wants to submit a banner idea, have at it. 

The UN - Again

Against the Wall MoFo's


 Is there a difference between an al- Qaeda or UN presence in the United States?  Yes there is.  The UN is the greater threat.

 In 2004 House democrats petitioned for the UN to monitor the coming election.  Jummy Carter joined the chorus, arguing it was necessary -- to forestall another stolen  presidency.  The request was bumped to Sec. State Colin Powell who obviously acceded,  because Bush asked Kofi Annan to send his blue helmets.  (I'm not making this up)

In retrospect, I'll guess that Bush was assured by brother, and Florida governor Jeb, that the delegation would not be allowed within 60 feet of a polling place, and figured to triangulate in yet another of his many such political miscalculations.  My expressed feeling at the time was that the UN delegation be set afire on first contact.  What an insult to US sovereignty!

Given this current government, how can I be gobsmacked by anything?  But I am no less outraged to learn that the United Nations Investigator Launches Probe Into US Housing Crisis. Neither do I think it the intention to interrogate Democrats on the House and Senate banking committees. Nope. It's another nose under the tent. Since it's not a given today that you'd get a medal for shooting bin Laden on sight, I guess that ...  you know.  Sigh.  Impeaching Obama will have to suffice.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Food Court of Despair

Is Crist Dead?

... the same political insiders who downplayed Rubio are starting to think the unthinkable: Crist's campaign might be threatened by another Republican.



Blowhards

Pass Public Option or the Donk Gets It!


 The fun bunch at Democrats.com are sick and tired of this s*it, and are going on a fast.
After months of debate, an overwhelming majority of Americans support a "robust public option" similar to Medicare.

And thanks to the heroic efforts of progressive activists, we have almost enough votes in the Senate and House to pass it.

The Democratic majorities in the Senate (60/40) and the House (258/177) are large enough to pass a "public option" even with no Republican support. But a handful of conservative "Democrats" are blocking the will of the Democratic majority.

These conservative "Democrats" refuse to listen to the Democratic voters who elected them. That means it's up to our Democratic leaders - Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, and President Obama - to persuade them.

We will not accept a weak public option or worse, a "trigger." We want a robust public option (based on Medicare rates, not negotiated rates) that is nation-wide (with no state opt-outs), administered by Medicare (not a for-profit insurance company) and available immediately.

That is why we are joining together in a Democratic donor strike against the DNC, DSCC, and DCCC until the Democratic Congress passes - and President Obama signs - healthcare reform with a robust public option. Until then, we will only donate to individual Democrats who will truly fight for us.
Only someone who's spent too much time in  Marxist coffee houses would use hackneyed commie lingo like  "thanks to the heroic efforts of progressive activists ... ."  *snort*  Bob Fertik also betrays a surprising naivety about "conservative 'Democrats' [who] refuse to listen to the Democratic voters who elected them."   They were elected by Republicans, Bob, in historically Republican districts, after pretending to be more conservative than their opponents.   Obama, Pelosi and Reid are not too popular there anymore.   But, yeah, I think it's a wonderful idea to cut funding to the DNC, I only question your influence in the matter.  Soros put his money behind Moveon.org.  

XP Update

FWIW
 Final Report on stuff nobody cares about


 A few weeks ago I bored the hell out of you and me too with a week-long journal about wiping my disc and reinstalling XP.  I was then able, finally, to install Service Pack 3 which, for me, is a revelation.  Every single problem I've had since buying this machine disappeared.   My feeling now is that Windows XP is greatest OS invented by mankind. I have zero desire to own a MAC. I decided from the get-go to see if I couldn't keep my registry squeaky clean.  I know what you MACkers are yelling, but I don't care. I use CCleaner, which I think is the best such device out there, and every few days I run a registry scan, and fix (remove) widows, broken links, dangling participles, etc.  As of 10  minutes ago this is what I have.  There is nobody else in the world who has  registry this clean (and a system that still works), which is important to me.  I used to be the best smoker in the world, but since 1998 ,when I quit, I've not been the best at anything.  Now I am again.  USA-UAS-USA.  Isn't this sad?  But wait! I didn't mean it.  I'm the best at other things too, but don't want to brag. (This stream of consciousness blogging is tedious).

Moosh Squshed

This is what I'm talking about


 The 12 week marathon to choose the million dollar cutest dog finalists is ended. Here they are.  By my estimation 8 of the 12 are Al Frankens, elected by a commie underground having no regard for integrity and decency  Admit it, these are dogs only an owner could call cute.  We all know who should have been included, don't we?  If I had to vote for one of these mutts, it'd be second from the left, bottom row. But why vote?  I no longer have faith in the election process, so eat me dog food people sponsors.  I'm blaming you for Obama too.

Lots of crooked democrats

In Passing
 Stuff that made me want to see more
Mister Tough Guy
"So when Communications Commissar Mao Ze Dunn starts berating Fox News for not getting into the same Maosketeer costumes as the rest of the press corps ... "

POTUS responds to Iraq bombings  [that he helped cause]
The gloves come off -
"I strongly condemn these outrageous attacks on the Iraqi people"

Memo to Newt: Don't Bother Running in 2012

 Newt's a Medal of Honor recipient who went on to rob convenience stores, and mug old women.

What's spent on Vegas stays in Vegas
Rep. Shelley Berkley, D-Nev.spent $300,000 of your gas money to restore two signs from Las Vegas' Neon Museum.

'60 Minutes': - About Our Government's Ability to Manage a Medical Bureaucracy'
"We caution you that this story may raise your blood pressure, along with some troubling questions about our government's ability to manage a medical bureaucracy" [video]

The Countrywide Files -A revolt forces Ed Towns to subpoena the 'Friends of Angelo' documents.
 
Named for former Countrywide CEO Angelo Mozilo, the program provided VIP mortgages to "friends" including Senators Chris Dodd and Kent Conrad.

Conservatives Maintain Edge as Top Ideological Group
Compared with 2008, more Americans hate Obamunist guts

Calvinwoodwardcanus

Orchids in the Cesspool
   Obama's Tank



 This orchid inexplicably thriving in the media cesspool is Calvinwoodwardcanus.  Like ABC's John Stossel,  the AP's  Calvin Woodward
An honest man
is able to survive in the acrid atmosphere of agitprop, fake news, and phony polls that characterize today's contrived media.  Remember the shock last April when we realized that this was written by an Associated Press reporter?

FACT CHECK: Obama disowns deficit he helped shape

Horry Clap!  And guess what?  Mr. Woodward was not fired and moved on to FOX.  He's still at AP

AP's Woodward Fact-Checks Health Insurance Company Profits, Finds Them 'Anemic'

In today's Fact Check ("Health insurer profits not so fat"), the AP writer ripped into what has seemingly been a mandatory talking point any time a Democrat brings up health care: the supposedly excessive profits of health insurance providers.

Woodward found that the Democrats' claim doesn't survive even cursory scrutiny:

There is hope, people.


Sunday, October 25, 2009

Mom smoked Tareytons .

A timely warning

Don't lift by the stalk

penny for your thoughts

penny 4 your thoughts

the struggle

Lilah Agonistes

A V-12, I think

Ruh-Ro-Ho
 Santa's looking for more engine

Desperate House Lies

There's a rep for that ...
LOSE
 I do wear my emotions on my sleeve.  Just so you know.  After about the 4th iteration of this WTF? agitprop I giggled, then LMAO! 

Josh Wells

Angry left with happy ending

How to deal with the angry left

A woman came in last night looking for a book by some feminist author that I had never heard of before, no big surprise there.   So, I look it up in our search engine and the computer says that we might have it in the store.  MIGHT have it, not WILL.  So I tell her that I can check our inventory and see if it’s there and show her the section it would be in.

“No, that’s fine, I’ll find it myself.  I’m going to look around a bit first”

Ten minutes later, as I’m showing another customer to 1984 I run across her in Literature looking around and she barges in to the conversation I’m having with my customer and sneers “Where is the section on Women’s rights?”

I tell her again “It’s upstairs and I’ll be happy to take you to it as soon as I am done here.”

“No, I can fin[d] it myself.”  ....

 We recognize this biotch, don't we?  Continue on for the satisfying conclusion:

via Dissecting Leftism

Anthem

Because it never, ever gets old
still gives a chill

Be my guest - rob him

And don't come to my crab feast


 I've now seen more than a few of this sort of thing, so I guess it's trending ↑. Still, there has to be more than 2nd Amendment issues going on here.  My guess is that this guy's dog peed on anti-gun guy's lawn, and he called animal control.  Actually, I'm sure of it; like I'm channeling the guy.  Cosmic.
Merrily

Hummm-us Hummmmm-us

we invented the taco too

Nymphomania

Obama's Clown

Newsweek says he's no joke;
Biden's staff evidently believes it.
 Drafts Its Own Counterterrorism Strategy After Defense Dept. Declines

If you want to see just how little credence Vice President Joe Biden's plan for Afghanistan has inside military circles, look no further than this paragraph from an article written by Peter Spiegel and Yochi Dreazen for the Wall Street Journal:

People familiar with the internal debates say Mr. Obama rejected a strictly counter-terror approach during White House deliberations in early October. One official said Pentagon strategists were asked to draft brief written arguments making the best case for each strategy, but the strategists had difficulties writing out a credible case for the counter-terror approach -- prompting members of Mr. Biden's staff to step in and write the document themselves.

In case that wasn't clear, not a single strategist in the Pentegon was willing to draft a paper to defend the Biden plan. No one wanted to put their name on the document. So, members of Biden's staff -- political appointees -- had to write the brief. [Weekly Standard]


 Biden is the Democrat's dream vice president ... as a Republican.

An actor who thinks? Whoa!

Rewriting the Bible as if it were the health care bill

Enter Stage Right

Oh, they say they're Christian, that they're Progressive Catholic like the Vice-President, Joe Biden and Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi or they're Progressive Baptist like Bill Clinton … or Progressive  … uh … Protestant … like Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton … oh, these Progressive Christians … rewriting the Bible as if it were the health care bill … and, in both cases, making the "Public Option" their main objective.

Basically the public option is the government as an increasingly, all-powerful god.

So aren't these so-called Progressive Christians just wearing God down, pulling away the authority invested in Him by the Holy Bible and replacing the Almighty God with the increasingly Almighty Federal Government?

Of course, they are.

 Actor Michael Moriarity scores salient points here, meaning of course that I agree with him.  Some random clips.

- The sleaziest and smarmiest of America's Progressive Know-it-alls are those who still claim to practice some form of Christianity.

- If you believe in God … or consider the possibility that He even exists … you must at least and increasingly see the Progressive Movement as mainly a cunning and serpentine seduction, a soft and cooing courtship to increasingly obvious forms of atheism.

- Yes, Progressive Catholics can not only rewrite the Bible like a health care bill but make Biblical history with even another destruction of an Israeli Jerusalem.

- Even the oldest corners of History, despite Progressive efforts at rewriting everything, will keep repeating themselves, which, of course, means that even after being destroyed, Israel will rebuild itself.

- Obama's seemingly unavoidable trips down paths already stumbled on in recent history by the likes of Lyndon Johnson, Richard Nixon and Jimmy Carter, are being accompanied by shouts from the White House that Fox is not, indeed, proclaiming the historically obvious but, instead, is bent upon sabotaging any Democratic Presidency.

- Despite the Harvard degree and the recent Nobel Peace Prize, President Barack Obama is proving himself to be not only one of the dimmest bulbs on the White House Christmas tree, but the depth of his narcissistic pride is only akin to that of the mythical Icarus.   [Full Article]

 I'm going to believe that Moriarity left Law & Order because he could no longer abide reading from the show's Progressive scripts.