100 Watt Bulbs Galore!!!

Blow Me Algore  Dollar Store—  Four for $1

Giddyup!

5 Pounds of M&Ms ..

SUCH A DEAL    5¼ Pound Christmas Dinner Just $18.97 Delivered (with Amazon Prime) 2-Pack

A Christmas Star ....

CHRISTMAS Tonight's Christmas Music

“ Little Star of Bethlehem? ”

Sistine Chapel Live ...

Take the Sistine Chapel Tour

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Fake Pregnant Belly ...

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets Bill - Wait!  There's something you should know.

!      Fake pregnant belly becomes hot seller on the Internet "It looks strange to me. What is the use of it?" said one Internet user.

Twitter Sucks ...

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Fantasy Star War Trooperette ...

On My ...

I love a girl in uniform. In this instance, full uniform

Barn Army Endorses Bachmann for President

Coveted Barn Army Endorsement Because she comes closest to being the right person at the right time

CRIPS infiltrate, threaten US Army

Advisory for soldiers in uniform This came down the line from our command. I don't know how serious this can be but it's always good to be aware, especially those in OK.

“ 1)   (U) REFERENCE: ARNORTH FORCE PROTECTION ADVISORY TARGETING OF US SOLDIERS BY MEMBERS OF THE CRIPS IN THE CITY OF LAWTON, OK 0075-11TTA 2. (U) On 21 Sep 11, USACIDC REPORTED THE CRIPS HAVE PUT OUT AN ORDER TO SHOOT ANY SOLDIER IN UNIFORM ON SIGHT IN RETALIATION FOR THE SHOOTING OF THEIR MEMBERS BY SOLDIERS EARLIER IN THE WEEK. THE LAWTON, OKLAHOMA POLICE DEPARTMENT HAS CONFIRMED THE CRIPS HAVE THREATENED TO KILL SOLDIERS IN UNIFORM. THE THREAT STEMS FROM WHEN THE SOLDIERS ENTERED AN OFF-POST RESIDENCE OF THE CRIPS AND SUBSEQUENTLY SHOT MEMBERS OF THE CRIPS. THREE OF THE VICTIMS WERE IDENTIFIED AS MEMBERS OF THE “107 HOOVER CRIPS”. 3 (U) IT IS UNKNOWN AT THIS TIME IF THE THREAT POSED BY THE CIRPS TO UNIFORMED SERVICE MEMBERS IS RESTRICTED TO THE CITY OF LAWTON AND FT SILL, OK OR IF IT IS A REGIONAL OR NATIONAL THREAT. EFFORTS ARE UNDERWAY TO DETERMINE THE EXTENT OF THE THREAT TO DOD. N.O. Really added - Been seeing sporadic blog posts around the Internet over the past few months informing us that gangs have sent members to enlist in the military. What the military has sown, so shall they reap: Indeed.  Like it's not hard to spot a Crip - they all sport gang tats. So,  shoot every one sporting one.  End of problem.  Srslyl though, this is serious.  Since Obama, is there ANYTHING left intact of our culture?

An Arresting Story .....

FILTHY No better word exists for these people

“ The Justice Department has the long knives out for “America’s toughest sheriff,” Maricopa County, Ariz. Sheriff Joe Arpaio. After a protracted three year investigation, DOJ announced Thursday that it had “reasonable cause to believe” that Arpaio’s Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office has been violating the Constitution and federal law by discriminating against [illegal] Latinos. The Justice Department charges that Arpaio’s department has engaged in a pattern of “discriminatory policing practices” that target [illegal] Latinos for detention and arrest, retaliate against critics of the office’s practices and discriminate against Latino inmates. [full] Fiendishly Filthy  We all know what this is about, don't we?  I like the part about "retaliate against critics;"  a tactic right out of the Obamunist (to include Cintonista) play book. Even with zero investigation by the DOJ of Eric Holder and Barry O's (RICO eligible) "Fast and Furious" program, there is sufficient  proof of criminality, unlike with Sheriff Joe,  to warrant the impeachment and imprisonment of both.  .  Preferably in Maricopa County. ”

Christopher Hitchens, 1949–2011

Christopher Hitchens, 1949–2011

I will miss Christopher Hitchens.  He once described himself on C-Span as being ''not just liberal, but radical liberal.'' He attacked Mother Theresa, and could indeed be the consummate liberal twat.  But, unlike other Liberals Hitchens was principled.   Later in life it seemed to me that he  become more of an 18th century liberal, and was closeted guilty pleasure for me.    And his command of the English language and acid wit!  Brilliant.   I've chosen a moment from Bill Maher's show in 2006 as my official eulogy.

Dim Bulbs ...

Only two weeks left to buy 100W incandescent bulbs that have been banned by our dick congress on Algore's instruction  to save us from man caused global warming.  If you can find any, since all US manufacturers have closed down.

NHanny State's Superintendent Everett Olsen ...

The State Daddy, Nanny, and the Boss of YOU!

Superintendent Everett Olsen says the ban on holiday sweets has nothing to do with being politically correct, rather, his motive is simply promoting a healthy lifestyle. “We aren’t trying to take the Christmas out of Christmas. We’re not trying to take the enjoyment out of children’s lives. We’re just trying to act responsible,” he told WBZ NewsRadio 1030’s Mike Macklin. Students Told To Leave The Christmas Cookies At Home ” Superintendent Everett Olsen.  Today's officious Liberal school marm.

Oh Ann ... .

I see Annie's underpants there's a soiled spot!

“ I love Ann Coulter because she's been a pit bull in a ring of go along-get along, weak spined, Republican leaning media pussies.   True, more and more I've found myself occupying polar opposite positions on strategy, but that's okay. With the exception of Obama's COLB (where she presented none), Ann bolsters her positions with sound and reasoned argument.   But, I am more than a bit surprised by tactics  used in  her attack on Newt this week.  I'm disappointed, actually. (During the House ethics investigation of Gingrich, he produced notes in which he reminds himself to "allow expression of warm/smiling/softer side.") After Gingrich had been speaker for a brief two years, the Republican House voted 395-28 to reprimand him and fine him $300,000 for ethics violations. (Sen. Bob Dole loaned Gingrich the money in what was called the first instance of an airbag being saved by a person.) That ethics committee ruling was another case of Republicans, led by Rep. Jennifer Dunn (R WA). bowing to media pressure, and finding Newt guilty of a trumped up Democrat charge involving taxes and his television history course.  He was later found innocent of the charges by the IRS, a fact that to this day has gone unreported by the airwaves media. To put a finer point on the era's :Ethics Committee conduct, Dick Gerhardt was simultaneously being investigated for what amounted to real estate fraud and tax evasion.  He was cited for lying to the committee three times, but let of f with a slap on the wrist.  Ann Coulter is aware of these facts, but chose to take the low road. It wasn't necessary, as her other insights attest (IMO).  I too would rather have Romney or whats-his-name over Newt, but criminal behavior is not one of Newt's weaknesses. ”

Mod Cloth for the Ladies ...

Heads-up PSA

“ ” Living as I do amongst a covey (murder?  pack?)  of hip, fashionable wimmin, I learn stuff through osmosis.  Like MOD CLOTH being the trendiest, best valued (half the price of Anthropologie)  ladies clothier on the web.  Working off the buzz created by Mad Men, they specialize in the 50's 60's look.  So men, for maybe the first time in your (our) lives, here's an opportunity to get your lady something that doesn't run on electricity.  I'm pretty sure you will be amply rewarded.  Ahem. (Shhhhh) You're welcome. Er—   Hey,  how about dem Bears!

Miss Euro?

Miss Euro?

Bush Did It ...

Reporter To Obama:  “Do You Take Any Personal Responsibility For Your Administration Creating Economic Conditions?”…

GUESS

Mickey Rats in Wisconsin ...

Mickey Rats

Adolf Hitler and Mickey Mouse signatures will be counted in the effort to recall Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker, so long as they are properly dated and bear a Wisconsin address. The Government Accountability Board reviewing the petitions unanimously approved a plan that would allow questionable names to be counted if they are signed within the circulation dates and have a proper address, Read more: They don't bother to pretend anymore.  Me neither.

A Coalbama Xmas

CHRISTMAS A Coalbama Xmas

Evil is as Evil does ...

While Obama is asking his minions to "identify" Republicans .... Federal Agents Demand Customer Lists From Mormon Food Storage Facility

“ You don't necessarily have to be certain, as I am, that the difference between Obama and a dictator is a proper opening,  to be leery of him.  His earlier request for the names of people talking against Obamacare?  Now,  this suggestion that Democrats have some fun with Republican friends by giving him your name?  His quote yesterday that "where Congress is not willing to act, we're going to go ahead and do it ourselves." And what the F are federal agents doing by demanding a list of individuals  who  have  purchased bulk food?  This government is no friend of Americans.  On the contrary, every  indication paints them as enemy.  Gird them loins baby!  Mormon story from thor ”

Lard ...

FOOD   I am not Jack Spratt ...

“ Not what you think One  result of the food nazi's constant harangue is 80-20 ground beef at today's market.  Lean ground beef does not a juicy burger make.  I'm not sure what the proper ratio of lean to fat ought to be, but here's what I do.  I save the drippings from broiled steak, burgers, pork and bacon in the freezer.  I actually started doing this to make my own bird suet.  On a whim one day, I threw some into the bowl of ground beef,  Dijon mustard, garlic, Worcestershire, onion and savories while I was making a sack of patties.  Nothing earth shaking, but the result is quite satisfactory.  You're welcome. By the by, both my grandpas both used lard to butter their bread when I was growing up.  Yup, used it like butter.  My mother was aghast, so naturally were we kids.  Then I tried it once.  I'm not saying anymore lest you think me a pusher.  Ahem.  The birds?  They get none anymore. ”

Roasting Barbara Boxer

Roasting Barbara Boxer Sen. Boxer: GOP bill will kill 8,100 Americans

“ Barbara Boxer, a moving testament to just how fricking stupid are the majority of Californians. ”

Pedo Law

Seemed like a good idea at the time ...

“ The lawyer for Jerry Sandusky, the former Penn State football coach charged with more than 50 counts of sexually abusing 10 boys over a 15-year period, today threw out what he must've thought was a great retort. At a hearing for Sandusky, attorney Joe Amendola said that anyone who believes an assistant coach saw Sandusky raping a boy should call 1-800-REALITY. Deadspin.com did call the number. It's a gay phone sex service. "Hey guys, welcome to the hottest place for triple-X action," it says, according to Deadspin. "Get ready for bulging, bursting pleasure with horny gay, bi, and bi-curious studs. Just 99 cents per minute." Read more: ”   marc miller

Even My UNDERPANTS

HFS- Even My UNDERPANTS

Stab me in the Liver!!!

DRIVE #3
Unused for two years.

FUNWEB VIRUS II

TEXT

MFCKPMFC! VIRUS II

I decided to check for the "FUNWEB" virus on my portable BU/Drive.  JFC! Good thing. “ ”

I Love You T .....

TORA TORA TORA

MFCKPMFC! VIRUS

“ ” I came within a c-hair of wiping the disk and reinstalling.  Where did it come from?  I don't know.  I did an AVAST scan and it found something like 59 files of a FUN-something virus.  I deleted, but it was still there.  I ran Avast's start up scan (took an hour+.  Found a bunch of stuff and told me they were deleted.  No they were not.  Here's my question.  Since I have used AVAST for the past several years, how the hell did this stuff get in?  Anyway, eventually the virus took over AVAST, and even WIDOWS SAFE MODE!  I used my notebook and found this free deal.  You have to install it on a thumb drive because the virus won't let you access you disk (or the Internet).  It worked after three tries.  Then Windows had to reconstruct the Startup files, but here I am.  Let's not speak of this again.  Except, if I knew the identity of who is behind this I would h ... .  Truth be known, I think it was Obama. http://www.superantispyware.com/portablescanner.html

Touch screen biology ... .

SCIENCE  Diagnose yourself by spitting on your touchscreen Will new technology also get you pregnant— or give you a std?

“ Sure, you could collect a saliva sample and send it off to a lab for analysis, easy enough. But what if you could just spit on your screen, and then have your phone or tablet do all the lab work? Byoung Yeon Won and Hyun Gyu Park from Korea Advanced Institute for Science and Technology suggest that all you need to do is press a tiny droplet of the sample against a phone’s touchscreen, and then an app would figure out whether you have food poisoning, strep throat, or the flu, for example. New Scientist reports. ” I know what you're saying.  "But Rodge, will my partner be satisfied? " The answer is yes.  Yes she will.  Think about the benefits.  No theater tickets, no expensive dinners.  Hell, no shower or shaving necessary. Sure, the preggers and std thing are problematical; that's why I'm rushing into production with a touch screen condomYou're welcome.

Inspector Detector FLY maggots

Inspector Detector  FLY Maggots

Want a bigger size?  What's that?  You're not Inspector Columbo and need the answer key?

Happy Hippo ...

He's Big, He's Loud, He's In-Your-Face!

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Hymn. Hymn .... F,,,

Obama: "I Would Put Our Legislative and Foreign Policy Accomplishments In Our First Two Years Against Any President -- With the Possible Exceptions Of.....

“ -- With the Possible Exceptions Of.....  Oh, I dunno, let's say .... . George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, James Monroe , John Quincy Adams , Andrew Jackson, Martin Van Buren, William Henry Harrison , John Tyler , James K. Polk , Zachary Taylor , Millard Fillmore , Franklin Pierce , James Buchanan , Abraham Lincoln ,  Andrew Johnson , Ulysses S. Grant , Rutherford B. Hayes , James A. Garfield , Chester Arthur, Grover Cleveland , Benjamin Harrison, Grover Cleveland , William McKinley , Theodore Roosevelt , William Howard Taft ,Woodrow Wilson , Warren G. Harding , Calvin Coolidge , Herbert Hoover , Franklin D. Roosevelt , Harry S Truman, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson , Richard Nixon , Gerald Ford , Ronald Reagan , George Bush , Bill Clinton , or George W. Bush ”

The Browns on Ice

BEAT MY CAPTION!                           The judges held their           collective breaths, hoping the           Browns would not take that            next step.                They did, It was messy. Win fame

That Snow Kiss ,,,

CHRISTMAS Get the Spirit and Forget F'n Obama for Awhile 12 days until Christmas

Squint your eyes and it works ...

Michelle's Record!

Obama Drones Away ....

Claim: Obama Gave US Drone to Iranians

“ Despite repeated warnings from the Pentagon, Barack Obama rejected three plans to recover or destroy the US drone that was intercepted over Iranian territory. [Gateway Pundit +Video] Do I believe Obama would do such a thing?  Yes. .

SchoolsToy Gun Ban Leads To Mayhem!

Gun Butts & Pieces 2 US kids use toy gun in sticky-ups Police in the US say two children used a toy gun to rob their classmates of candy and chips.

“ Police on Friday were seeking the suspects, ages 10 and 8. The five victims were walking home earlier this week when one of  the boys pulled the plastic gun, The Macomb Daily newspaper in Michigan reported. “I can honestly say I cannot ever remember anything like this happening with such young suspects,” Warren Detective Lt. Dan Beck said. “At least one of the victims told our officers he believed the gun was real.”    Beck said the two young suspects could be charged with armed robbery because one of the children thought the gun was real [Full] One more example of misguided liberel policies leading to heartbreak and property loss.  I am not exaggerating - and you will back me up if you're older than 80 - if some school yard billie stuck a toy gun in my face, I would have— Recognized it as a toy gun Pulled my Fanner 50 and capped his ass! What a fricken travesty! ”

Inspector Detector Beatles

Inspector Detector  The Beatles

The WaPost used to, and maybe still does, have a picture quiz in its Sunday magazine section.  I've had in mind for some years to rip it off on the blog, and now I have.  The top picture is an original photograph of the Beatles (very early on from the look of it).  In the roll-over I've made 11 alterations.  Can yo find them? Unlike the WaPost, I won't make you wait a week for the answers.  Did anyone find all eleven? Find 11 Alterations

In-your-face Islamos

ISLAMO FASCISTS  Backlash for Lowe's as ads pulled from Muslim show Dem Senator considers legislative action

“ Lowe's Home Improvement has found itself facing a backlash after the retail giant pulled ads from a reality show about American Muslims. The retail giant stopped advertising on TLC's "All-American Muslim" after a conservative group known as the Florida Family Association complained, saying the program was "propaganda that riskily hides the Islamic agenda's clear and present danger to American liberties and traditional values." Calling the Lowe's decision "un-American" and "naked religious bigotry," Sen. Ted Lieu, D-Torrance, told The Associated Press he would also consider legislative action if Lowe's doesn't apologize to Muslims and reinstate its ads [Full] ” I haven't watched the show for various reasons, chief among which  is this trailer that was aired blah-blah-blah before the premier. → [waiting]  How's that for retro NOW style, in-your-faceness? There's also these Three Things About Islam.

WTF? WTF? WTF?

Three Things I Cannot For The Life Of Me Understand

“ This, This, and This ”

tebow

tebow

I can't explain why, but after watching the Tim Tebow led Bronco's win the game against the Bears yesterday, a game they trailed 10-0  with 2:08 left, and with no time-outs left, something he has done what?  the last four weeks in a row?—  I feel optimistic.  About what?  I don't know.  Just optimistic.  Tebow does that.

Christmas Spiriting ...

CHRISTMAS Catch the Spirit

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