St Patrick's Day 2012

Wearin' the Bra whatever that means

Puerto Reeeeeeeeeeko

Republican Candidates Vie for Primary Win in Puerto Rico Why? Not only is Puerto Rico not a state, but they get to vote twice!

12 Ideas

12 ideas

ESSVE

Try to wipe this vision from your mind

Views from the Inside

I'm Just Saying ....

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Total Commitment

WHAT GUMMINT DOES                                       Ann, Frank and Keyser Söze

“ ” My quintessential wronged man on a mission is James Caan as "Frank" in the 1981 movie "Thief."  When he's double crossed by the Chicago Mob, he decides to take them on.  To make sure of having the single minded commitment necessary, he tells his stunned wife their marriage is over. He has an associate drive her, their baby and $400,000 to someplace they can never be found, even by him.  Then he burns his house, his bar, and his used car lot.  Now, with truly nothing to lose, he sets off after his prey with a M1911A1 sidearm.   Keyser Söze similarly, if more dramatically,  cleared the decks before taking on some Hungarian mobsters. I think this is where Ann Barnhardt is at. Having shuttered her brokerage business, because she felt the system was intolerably corrupt, she's been on a mission against—   well,  everything we here find repugnant in our country today.  People have taken notice. “ .George Soros' operational gestapo and shakedown mafia, the Southern Poverty Law Center has officially listed little ol' me as a "hate group". Since it's just me around here, I have decided henceforth to use the "royal we" and refer to myself - er, excuse me, er, us - er, ourself with plural pronouns exclusively. Cause, you know, I'm a GROUP or something. [March 15, AD 2012 7:15 PM MST] ” And this (March 14, AD 2012 11:09 PM MST) “ .The Obama Regime has mandated that Americans MUST fund abortion by exactly one dollar per month. This is done by mandating that the service commodity of health insurance must be purchased as a condition of lawful residency in the United States. Caesar Tyrannus Obama, I will not submit. Attached as a separate surcharge to every health insurance policy that covers abortion (and TRUST that the regime will soon mandate abortion coverage - just as they have done with contraception, sterilization and abortifacients) will be an "abortion surcharge" of $1.00 per month, to be billed as a separate transaction from the rest of the premium. This abortion surcharge will apply to every policy, even if the sole policy holder is a man or the elderly. EVERYONE will be billed $1.00 per month SPECIFICALLY to fund abortion. Caesar Tyrannus Obama, I will not submit. [...] Guys, this is establishing a mandate that everyone bend their knee and submit to Caesar Tyrannus Obama who demands worship in the form of child sacrifice. They are trying to make every single person turn their back on God and engage in communal child sacrifice. It isn't enough that they lie, cheat and steal their way to billion-dollar personal estates. It isn't enough that they decide who lives and who dies. Even that isn't the endgame. No. They want to be God, they want to be worshiped as god, and they want to dictate the fates of men's immortal souls by forcing them to reject the One True God and join them with their master in hell. Let there be no more hesitation or shyness about using the term "antichrist" with regards to the Obama regime. It is no longer debatable. We are dealing with an antichrist. What are you going to do? Are you going to shrug your shoulders and pay your one dollar per month - your PINCH OF INCENSE - and then claim that you had no choice? YOU HAVE A CHOICE. ” And that choice is?  Ann is intensely religious, so her instructions are framed by her faith, but they are clear.  The choice is to be willing  to lose everything before giving Obama that $1.  Which can only mean, near as I can surmise, refuse to file your income tax.  Like it or not, this is the single mindedness required to fight tyranny. My sense is that not many are willing to make that sacrifice, but later on, having lost everything anyway, will wish they had. Tip- El Jefe

Hoop Dream Teams

Number 12 on Forbe's List— Number 1 in Our Hearts!

“ This is strictly for hoops junkies, whom can prolly guess who the "winners" are.  Forbes also lists their Top College Basketball Teams For The Money.  When Gary Williams suddenly retired, my number one wish as his successor was Mark Few of Gonzaga.  Yes, they are on this list.  BTW, I am absolutely delighted with the Mark (Turdgeon) who did get the job, ”

Cats

Why is this woman single? She doesn't want to be single.

“ Brillaint, wot. ”

The Men Called "Stalin"

Stalin's Mustache                Men of "Steel"

“ It's how they think ... ”

Obama Bitch Slaps Crazy Conservatives

High gas prices and the wisdom of drilling for oil The writer says soaring gasoline prices are the direct result of failed federal energy policies of U.S. President Barack Obama.

“ “ .Gasoline prices are zooming past $4 a gallon and the United States is hardly freer from the grip of imported oil or closer to robust economic recovery. With his approval ratings dropping precipitously, U.S. President Barack Obama is blaming speculators and investigating fraud and at the pump when this mess is the direct result of failed federal energy policies. By word and deed, the Obama administration has sought to limit off-shore oil exploration and development and hasten the commercial viability of solar, wind and alternative vehicle technologies. All this is based on two erroneous but strongly held beliefs among liberal policymakers, academics and pundits -- increasing oil U.S. production would do little to lower U.S. gas prices and but for the vested interests of multinational oil companies, mankind would have long ago harnessed renewable energy sources and freed itself freed itself from the sin of burning hydrocarbons. [Full indictment] ” I know what you're saying.  "Rodge, why the hell are you posting that here?  There is not a jot of new information contained therein!" It's a trick.  I'm titling this "Obama Bitch Slaps Crazy Conservatives."  The idiot blogs will blindly post it.  Mountains will move. ”

Camp Climax

Camp Climax

“ We all wanted a summer job here.  In retrospect, it couldn't possibly have been what ... . you know. Nah.   Still, there are those "horse back riding" explanations. Nah. This is a very sophomoric, even infantile thing to post.  Don't look at me; I'm hideous. ”

Japanese Customs

What the hell was all that about? Some Japanese thing obviously Jack and Helen's first day on a Japanese cruise ship

Self Defence 101

DIY Gizmos and Gadgets Improvised Self Defense

The are many reasons why a woman will not have a self defense pistola at her bedside.  She's married to a pasty-faced girly-man; she lives in a state like Maryland, where using it during a home invasion would only result in her arrest; she's uneducated about, and fears guns.  Whatever the reason,  this is a simple self defense tactic I teach in my Simple Self Defense Tactic course at the community décolletage.  I call this the "Instant Slingshot," and believe the picture is self instructive.  Warning: Don't shoot your eye out.

Lie, Lies, and more Obama

The Obamissariat

“ A funny thing has happened on the way to the implementation of Obamacare, aka the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (ACA): it’s become much less affordable. When the law was passed in 2010, the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) estimated it would cost $940 billion over a ten year period. The new estimate? $1.76 trillion. But it gets even better. *gasp; gasp;* ... the number of non-elderly legal residents forced to obtain supplemental insurance policies will rise from 82 percent in 2012, to 93 percent in 2022. None of this surprises those who warned that the original cost estimates of the healthcare bill were little more than Enron-like accounting gimmicks. [Costs for ObamaCare Skyrocket] ACID TEST - Which of the current crop of GOP hopefuls would you stake your life on—   to go balls-out to repeal Obamacare in its entirety?  ”

Towards an Open Convention

Against All Odds

“ Mitt Romney extended his lead in delegates in the Republican presidential nomination fight this week, but his hopes of avoiding a contested convention dimmed slightly after third-place finishes in Tuesday night’s two biggest contests. Ahem While the former Massachusetts governor won the most delegates overall in Alabama, Mississippi, Hawaii and American Samoa, his three opponents — Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich and Rep. Ron Paul — combined to win nearly 60 percent of the delegates awarded on Tuesday. Every night that Mr. Romney wins less than an outright majority makes it tougher for him to capture the magic number of delegates needed to clinch the nomination before the August convention in Tampa. [WaTimes Analysis] ”

A fine cultist

Hitler's Mustache                  ... his mother confirms – that Cox is a “fanatical supporter” of Obama

“ Cox’s threats included: “I plan to kill Arpaio first. He will be filled with a thousand bullet holes before the year is out. I promise you this. He won’t f**k with Obama. He will be buried 10 feet under and his whole family will be murdered along with him.” [Obama 'fanatic' guilty in Arpaio death threat] The words "cultist," "brownshirt," "True Believer" come to mind. ”

Short White Cox!

I'm just sayin'

Windows 8. Oye.

TECHNO THRILLS                       I have seen the future.  I'll pass.

“ To Quote (out of context)  Archie Bunker, “It ain’t supposed to make sense; it’s faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.” Tain't a day goes by where only inertia keeps me from replacing Windows 7 with XP.   That's right.  I no longer have no faith that Microsoft can offer me something that's more useful than it is not.  I have certain things I want to do, and it seems each new iteration  stops me from doing something else I could do in the past.  Like screen cap videos.  Some wag said "Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.. "  I'm past that. Way.  I bet Windows 5 would scream on this quad core machine.  ”

Ya Big Gorilla!

BEAT MY CAPTION! Win fame I'll never be able to look Maude Flanders in the face again.          The morning after “ ”

Dead Voters, INC

...  new video exposing just how easy it is to commit voter fraud in Vermont. — just like "Night of the Living Dead" in New Hampshire

“ Is there anything worse than knowing Democrats have used massive voter fraud to gain power?  Yes. Knowing beforehand it would happen, is happening, and will continue to happen. The good part is, you cannot be charged for killing an already dead person, a.k.a.  zombie voter.  I'm just sayin'. (Law may differ in your locale) ”

With a name like Jihad ...

With a name like "Jihad......" come certain expectations

“ I found this story you'd think was from The Onion. " …but one of the two students arrested for calling in bomb threats at Butler High School, Matthews, NC, is named (wait for it): Jihad Donovan Glover " But don’t worry— official word is that .... there’s no word on a motive for the fake bomb threats. R-I-G-H-T. Linda F (Right As Usual) ”

View From the Porch

My View I've decided View From the Porch is my favorite blog. Sharp, witty, always concise, always on target. Almost never directly derivative Like— It's like they're trying to distract me..., ;  or I can't decide if it's like Fat Elvis or Wrinkly Jagger. My problem with reading blogs I like, and most are  listed below, is the same problem I have after watching, say, a John Wayne movie. I end up walking and talking like him for a day; with great impreciseness.  My mind is peripatetic as it is.   I have a bidet however, and I love that too.  I like wearing white underpants.

'nuff said

Louisiana Teachers Cancel Class to Protest Education Reform Bill

el jefe

Edison Match

Change Never Comes Without Problem screw it then—  we liked it the old way

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A Victory Cigar

SMARMY MEDIA COMEUPPANCES ‘They thought I was finished’

“ “Obama lost ground with women. I can’t begin to tell you the dismay and the shock and probably panic that exists in the White House and in the salons of the elites of the Democratic Party over this,” he said. “They didn’t even consider this a possibility. This never entered their mind. This was going to be the end — not just of me, folks … the end of talk radio.” More than an hour into his show, Limbaugh, who frequently nurses a cigar while on air, said as he examined an Arturo Fuente Don Carlos in his hand, “This is a good cigar. This is a good cigar. … It tastes really good today.” Read more: ”

McFun

The Baltimore Sun on The Second Amendment

Tails of the Gun The attack on Maryland's gun laws Our view: A federal judge finds the state's limit on handgun permits unconstitutional in a win for the NRA crowd but a potential loss for public safety (Baltimore Sun)

“ Enjoy. Things get ugly after this. Maryland's restrictions on carrying a handgun outside the home have been among the strongest in the nation — and for good reason, given the death and destruction perpetrated by those possessing handguns in this state. So it is regrettable that the standard is now under threat because a federal judge, emboldened by a pair of recent Supreme Court decisions that have expanded the reach of the Second Amendment, has found a portion of the law unconstitutional. [Full Hilarity] Imagine that.  The Judge was "emboldened by a pair of recent Supreme Court decisions ..."   I'll forgo indulging in the verbal fun fest that argument invites; hell, begs for.  We live with it daily.  These are nice people, but you don't argue with wind-up dolls. The Sun then grants a reader his  own online page.for this killer argument. “ It is depressing that supporters of Second Amendment rights seldom if ever mention the frequent tragedies, such as the recent killing of the 13-year old girl in Baltimore. Because they do not mention them, one is left to assume they regard them simply as inevitable collateral damage not worthy of mention in discussions of gun control. ” How do you argue with that?  ”

Dildo Kay?

Today's Culture

“ Haven't you heard the  Buzz? This book is real. It was released in 1940. It was also made into a Paramount movie in 1941 called "Bahama Passage" (more jokes there) starring Sterling Hayden. Is it worth forty dollars? I don't think so. (comment) ”

Commie ILA

ribbit Under The Red Umbrellas

“ At the Chinese Foreign Ministry’s regular press conference last week, spokesperson Liu Weimin’s revealed that Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao was awarded ”the Best Friend of American Worker” by the US International Longshoremen’s Association. On Tuesday, the AFL-CIO, of which the Longshoremen Association is an affiliate, endorsed President Obama for reelection. Unions plan to spend $400 million in the upcoming campaign season, according to the New York Times. [story] In the olden days the East coast ILA was controlled by the Italian Mafia; the West coast ILA  by the CPUSA.  The FBI waged a successful war on the Mafia; the CPUSA waged war on Richard Nixon and J. Edgar Hoover (more than metaphorically speaking).  Guess who won? Ahem. ”

PETA - Mad Cows

—   You berks                        PETA seeks memorials to cows killed on Ill. roads

CHICAGO — An animal rights group wants Illinois to install highway signs in memory of cattle killed when trucks hauling them flipped in two separate wrecks. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has asked for permission to buy the markers, one in suburban Chicago and one northwest of Peoria. The group says the signs would pay tribute to the more than 20 cattle killed as a result of negligent driving this year. Illinois Department of Transportation spokesman Josh Kauffman says the request will likely be denied because the state's Roadside Memorial Act specifies that only relatives who lost loved ones in highway crashes may request memorials. In 2006, Virginia rejected PETA's request for highway markers to memorialize hogs killed in crashes on their way to slaughter at Smithfield Foods. [GAH!]       Ron M

Race Traitors

Chicago Bears' Lovie Smith Calls on Blacks to Back Obama Why? Because He's Black

“ Chicago Bears head coach Lovie Smith wants African-Americans to "be patient and look into the future," setting aside any disappointment in President Obama to actively support his campaign for a second term. "Our future's looking bright, because I trust the man who's leading us. And that man is Barack Obama,"  Smith, 53, says in a new Obama campaign Web video to promote the group African-Americans for Obama. "I have the president's back, and it's up to us as African-Americans to show that we have his back also." Ninety-six percent of black voters in the latest ABC News-Washington Post poll say they approve of the way Obama has handled his job, while just 3 percent do not. [Full Bag of  Vomit] And they damned well ought be ashamed of themselves.  For allowing race to make them the hands-down most ignorant, not to mention stupid,  lot in America.  Someone tell me how the likes of  Lovie and Oprah  et. al.   are not the  Marshal Philippe Pétains of their generation?  I don't  believe that 96% of Blacks are racist.  Like in the Muslim culture, there can be reprisal for answering some questions the wrong way. But, there's still too many.

Muzzy Mash

La la la la la .....

“ Now all we need is for someone to change the guy into Uncle Sam and the girl into a Muslim Jihadi dickwad.  Then it would be perfect. Grin ter> Nothin' to do here boss ”

Been posting his letters in the dog poo box for years

Geezer wakes; smells coffee

“ Been posting his letters in the dog poo box for years ”   El Jefe

The FLAME thrower OF FREEDOM

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets What Do You See?

“ click what I see (Roll) ”