Mental Midgets

Rep Hank Johnson; Mental Midget       “ "If you put a midget against a giant, he won't win. They are in entirely different weight classes [in cage-match fighting]. But if you put 30 midgets in with that giant, they just might win [collectively]." -Hank Johnson 12/12/12, House of Representatives General Speeches) Did you listen to this crap!~ We already know that Rep. Hank Johnson is about as stupid as you can be and still eat with a fork (during a 2010 House Armed Services Committee hearing Johnson said he feared that Guam would tip over because of population growth).  But let's put the blame where it belongs. The DeKalb County voters who keep this guy in office are criminally negligent, and deserve confinement in one of Harry Belafonte's internment camps.  That's what providing for the our general welfare demands. ”

Michelle Jenneke Wins

art is everywhere I don't need no stinking art gallery I didn't think it was possible to do a Michelle Jenneke mashup without ruining the fantasy.  I was wrong.  This is the new BEST EVER. (Thanks to L/Cpl First Class Slack who wins a weekend pass) .

Spam Control

Why We Can't Have Nice Things “ I take it that I was the last blog on earth that didn't require a CAPTCHA drill to comment.  Starting last week the number of daily spam messages went from 2-3 a day to 2-3 dozen.  That tells me that I have "SUCKER" written on my forehead, so for the next month we're back to that hurdle.  Sorry.  The misspellings in these spam indicate Oriental origin, so the odds are that it's more mischief by the Red Commie Yellow Horde. Why we can't have nice things anymore. ”

Obama Olio

Oh My

Belafonte- Black Asshole

Provoking Racial Unrest HELTER SKELTER “ Every day since Obama's re-election coup (in my opinion), stories like Belafonte's seem to have ramped up.  Is there anything to say to this militant lot?  Who beat their chests like primeval animals after slaying  a mastodon?  Blood lust.  Remind me of a teenage boy's boner; knows what it wants,  but doesn't know how even if it falls on it.   I am 100% convinced blacks are being punked  into this by the Bill Ayers wing of this administration.  The reasons seem  obvious. RGIII is a class act, something that Belafonte has NEVER been.  But then actor Morgan Freeman had class too; until evidently the pressures to go racist-asshole overwhelmed him. ”

20 Hottest ...

The 20 Hottest ahem Daughters From The Sports World “ I followed the link to  The 20 Hottest Daughters From The Sports World from the WaPost's digital sports page.  Let's  hope Bernie isn't reading up on the Redskins today.  Yikes. ”

Islamo Clusterfuck

Rethinking "Hijab" a good thing?

French Balloons (Not French Letters)

A View of Paris in 1878… From the Air “ CLICK It’s hard to believe that humans have been flying for well over 100 years. Even when we take into account that the Wright brothers took to the air in 1903, that isn’t even old when compared to the first flights. Before the Wrights there was Octave Chanute and Otto Lilienthal, pioneering glider inventors; and before them there was Henri Giffard, creator of the first powered flying machine – a steam powered airship. No, not hard at all ya whippersnapper.  The Federals were using balloons during the war of Northern Aggression in 1862.  Still, it is fascinating to look back in time—if it was someplace I was familiar with.   Perhaps, if you're a Francophile, you'll notice what's wrong with this picture. It's pretty obvious.  Barn Army bombardiers will have no problem.  Give up?   Here. ”

Santa's Bird in Hand

CHRISTMAS Why You Won't Be Getting What You Asked From Santa  Tim W

Barbaric Islamos

World Enemy #1                                   These are the filthy people the Obama administration have us supporting. I had to stop watching  Cuzzin Ricky

Your Responsibility, Your Call

Police State -The Last Enemy Government officials installing audio surveillance systems on public buses “ Government officials are quietly installing sophisticated audio surveillance systems on public buses across the country to eavesdrop on passengers, according to documents obtained by The Daily. Plans to implement the technology are under way in cities from San Francisco to Hartford, Conn., and Eugene, Ore., to Columbus, Ohio. Linked to video cameras already in wide use, the microphones will offer a formidable new tool for security and law enforcement. With the new systems, experts say, transit officials can effectively send an invisible police officer to transcribe the individual conversations of every passenger riding on a public bus. [full] To answer your question:  Supose you were living in 1917 Russia, or 1932 Germany—but with a clairvoyant knowledge of everything that would happen over the next dozen years?  What would you have done?  Do that now. ”

Dear Santa

CHRISTMAS From: Timmy Jones Merrily sent this updated version of an old stand-by.  There seems to be a new poignancy now. “ Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day. Merry Christmas, Timmy Jones  Dear Timmy, Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll bring you something you can go outside and play with. Merry Christmas, Santa Claus Mr. Claus, Seeing that I have fulfilled the "naughty vs. Nice" contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite? Respectfully, Tim Jones Mr. Jones, While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria, need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorney's have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days. Very Truly Yours, S Claus Now look here Fat Man, I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to tweet my boys and we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN! T-Bone Listen Pizza Face, Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe? "He sees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake". Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your shit wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right now, you'd throw up your Totino's pizza roll all over the carpet of your mom's basement. You're not getting what you asked for, but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in you're ass and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia. S Clizzy Dear Santa, Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything. Timmy Timmy, That's what I thought you little bastard. Santa ”

Michelle Jenneke Quiz

Catharsis Today's Catharsis One of the most cathartic things we do here is watch Michele Jenneke's hurdles.  But, do we really pay attention to the details?  Test yourself here.  Answer all questions before touching the Quiz with your cursor, or you will be disqualified.  I mean it. No second chances; no excuses. I scored 100%

One of the 5% of knowledgeable Negros

Oh My

Cuzzin Ricky

Pain int the Aspirin?

“QOTD “ Effective Jan 1, 2013, aspirin will be heavily taxed under Obamacare. The only explanation given was that they are white and they work. I'm such a racist SOB. - Denny ”

Today's Great Boner

Great Brit Warplane Collection

Click 4 Collection Cuzzin Ricky

A thing of beauty

Tails of the Gun   Not as good as yours, but … Doug M    Thanks Doug.  I'm newly  invigorated.

Michigan Bombs Unions!

Obama's Brown Shirts                        Today's Equivalent of the Raids on Schweinfurt Another state gives individuals the right not to join a union. “ Worker Liberation in Michigan You can tell this is a big deal based on the fury of Big Labor's reaction. Union activists plan to descend on Lansing Tuesday to protest, including many from out of state. State police will have to be on duty to ensure that legislators can get through what is likely to be a loud and abusive cordon of activists who want to block the vote. This thuggishness is a deliberate and familiar union political strategy: Cause as big a ruckus as possible in hopes of making right to work seem radical when it's already the law in nearly half the country. Truly, unions are the ball bearings of Obamunism.  Get ready for Wisconsin II.  ”

RFK and Lobotomies

“ When will he STFU? RFK Jr. Slams 'Right-Wing Control of American Media' Hell, his aunt Rosemary was a functioning genius by comparison, and her daddy had her prefrontal lobotomized so she wouldn't embarrass the family.  ”

Myown Prediction

Mayan Calander “   The world ends for 153,781 people every day. That's  who they were talking about.  URL: http://able2know.org/topic/65174-1 URL: http://able2know.org/topic/65174-1 ”

The Last Enemy

At The Cinema                            Government- The Last Enemy “ ; I started watching 'The Last Enemy' last week.  Watched the first episode,  and got as far as Matthew Good's intro to episode two, and stopped.  I mean what the hell, we're living this.  It's where we're at right now.  To put a finer point on it, listen to the episode four intro (I began watching again last night).  As a commenter below mentions, it gets a bit slow at times. The protagonist in played by Benedict Cumberbatch,  who also plays Sherlock Holmes in SHERLOCK, which I immensely enjoy.  Here's episode one;  the other four full episodes are also available on You Tube. Matthew Good As an aside, Headhunters is Swedish subtitled, but so were the "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" movies.  Headhunters is equally gripping.  Trust me.

Sacking Stalin

Instant Analysis on Ravens' loss to Redskins 'God Hates Commies' “ Dare I say the nation rejoices?  I mean, the Redskins are the only good thing to come out of Washington since 1988.  Maryland's  license plate used to carry the motto "America in Miniature."  Today that would read  "Massachusetts in Miniature."  I'm not kidding; the Baltimore Sun once (I STG) rejoiced that the city and state were snapping at the heels of  the Bay State's claim as most solidly progressive in America with a K. The Ravens are testimony to that claim. When  Baltimore was actively trying to steal Cleveland's football team in 1996, it was made clear by Brown's owner Art Modell that he would not play in Memorial Stadium.  Maryland Governor William Schaeffer said okay, we'll build you a new stadium in the Oriole's Camden Yards parking lot.  "The hell you will!" shouted voters.  "We ain't paying to build another play-pen for some rich guy with a team."  So Shaeffer had the state legislature vote on it, without notice,  in the wee hours of the morning.  Marylanders woke to the news that Obamacare was a done deal— wait, I meant the new stadium was a done deal. Baltimore would later (1994)  invent the last minute  magical box of  Democrat votes to salvage a lost election that is now a staple of the DNC.  So too the  middle of the night session  (Christmas Eve, if necessary) to jam unwanted law down America's throat.  There you have it then. The 'Skin's improbable defeat of the Ravens is on par with 1980's Miracle On Ice, when we beat that other ratbastard commie team. ”

OMG. Really?

croak        Black boxes in cars raise privacy concerns

Moslem Stamp Out

STAMP OUT thor~ sent me info on the Moslem Holiday Stamp.  And yes there is one, but it was commissioned by someone using Zazzle just as I just did (bottom stamp).   The difference is that I will be damned surprised if Zazzle approves my stamp.  There are several content requirements, but this catch-all will probably be invoked in my case.  Advocate or protest any social, political, legal, moral or religious agenda in a way that may appear controversial to others. Which begs the question (alternate definition):  Do Dazzle think celebrating a Moslem holiday on a US postage stamp is not controversial? Or promote a religious idea?  They probably do, but fear having their heads cut off. UPDATE as predicted

Hello Ali ..

Beat My Caption

Illegal Invasion

Mexican Invaders A U. S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California. The Captain gets on the loud- hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?" One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading the United States of America! to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800's." The entire crew of the destroyer doubled-over in laughter. When the Captain is finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?" The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!" Tim W

Who will the Royal baby look like?

—   you berks.

Geezer's Tree

Justifiable Geezer Jihad “ Seniors decry ban on Christmas tree in their complex in Newhall A Much Better Story I believe Liberals know they can wage war on Christianity because unlike Moslems,  who scare the shit out of them, American Christians will docilely accept anything passed off as being "lawful."  Islamos  of course would simply call Jihad on them and cut their heads off, or so they believe.  Of course I don't suggest that Geezers should actually commit murder; and go strapping on an explosive vest and visiting their congressman.  I'm just making a point. ”

OPEN THREAD

OPEN THREAD

Rorschach Tests Failed

Rorschach Tests I Have Failed

Take 5

Take Five, Dave “ Music is evocative, and Brubeck's Take Five sends me immediately back to the WOC Club at Fort Wolters.  We played this song on the juke box almost endlessly.  It's the only jazz I can think of that I ever liked  RIP Mr. Brubeck. ”

Canberra sauce

Today's Wild-ass Guess “ I've learned to respect my inner sense of things. Here it's that the Canberra is testing technology that can see stealth aircraft.  I mean, someone has to do it.  If I'm right, I hope they don't tell Obama about it.  The less democrats know about our defense systems, the less likely they are to sell them to China, or this time to the Moslem Bros. ”

Wanna Take a Bath?

At The Cinema                            You will want to take a bath “ I hadn't heard of Louis C.K. before stumbling across him on NetFlix.  After watching episode one (the pilot) of LOUIE, I was ready to tell MoSup, hey, you'll like this.  I'm glad I waited.   Not until episode 9 was there was another that would not have sent her into anabolic-like shock.  The format is Seinfeldy, a very dirty Seinfeld, where Louie, a stand-up comedian, lays the groundwork for the forthcoming episode in his opening monologue.  Louis C.K. says whatever is on his mind, and there are some very ..ermmm... robust and untraditional things up there. Stuff that might better be left un-uttered.  Ahem. Anyway, I watch them like I would  a train-wreck.  Episode nineteen,  "Subway/Pamela," has the most romantic love scene of all time (IMO).  Single mom Pamela has a son who goes to school with divorced Louie's two daughters; he's smitten. It's PG, and there's some interesting NYC subway drama too.  MoSup would probably (albeit secretly)  like it too. ”

Open Comments

Open Thread

Munitions 4 Permissions

What I See Coming    “ Munitions For Permissions CA Guardsmen turn in arms yesterday,  in compliance with the "Munitions For Emissions Permissions" law. Save America from Gun Terror Law goes into effect. Santa Clara, CA.- Jan 3, 2014. The impasse between the  Senate and the House over the "2013 Save America from Gun Terror Law"  was resolved last June after House Speaker Boehner's compromise was agreed to by the Senate.  Boehner had demanded that the military be rearmed in the event of invasion, and that emission permission credits be awarded for each gun voluntarily turned in.  President Obama signed it into law the next day. Only  Secret Service, EPA, and US military personnel serving in designated war zones  may now possess firearms. ”

OPEN COMMENTS

OPEN COMMENTS

Dear Andy Harris; re Allen West

“

Dear Congressman Andy Harris: I am asking you to take the lead in getting the ball rolling. Dear Congressman Andy Harris: As I advance into my dotage,  it's pretty clear this will be my last opportunity to write to a Congressman I actually voted for, at least as a resident of Maryland. I cannot begin to tell you the depth of my despair over the recent election results. There was so much documented fraud,  much of which was reported in real time,  that I find it impossible to accept that Barack Obama was legitimately reelected.   But then,  there's not much that even you can do about that, at least without actions that would lead you into infamy. Ahem.  There is however one election fraud that the House of Representatives can do something about. I speak of Rep. Allen West's  defeat at the hands of the Democrat party,  and one Patrick Murphy. As I'm sure you know, Rep. West  appeared to have won reelection until, mysteriously (shades of Ellen Sauerbray),  at 1 AM, 4000 Murphy ballots suddenly appeared. The fraud here is so blatant that I am amazed that the Department of Justice hasn't already interceded *he said bitterly* .   Anyway, that only one precinct in St. Lucie County had less than a 113% turnout pretty much says it all.  Hell, one  St. Lucie County polling place had 158.85% voter turnout, the highest in the country.  That's characteristic of the Democrat's in-your -face  lawlessnesses since Obama.   I think everybody knows, or damn well should know,  that Alan West's defeat was due entirely to this massive election fraud. The Federal Contested Elections act of 1969, in conjunction with Article 1,  Section 5 of the United States Constitution lay out the procedure for refusing to seat Patrick Murphy. Yes, Allen West must file a notice of contest, and present to the clerk of the House testimony from witnesses—of which the impossible voter turnout numbers alone  ought suffice— and present it to the Clerk of the House.  I'm pretty sure Rep. West will do his part if the Republican caucus shows support.  From there, it's simple.  A simple majority vote will send Murphy packing.  I am asking you to take the lead in getting the ball rolling. This action has importance on many different levels. First in importance, I believe, is the message to the American people that there are still some good guys left in government. Secondly,  it serves notice to the Democrat party that, at  least here, the rule of law will prevail.  And third, it will keep another unelected Democrat usurper from an undeserved seat of  power. Everything I just said about Congressman West's  election also holds true for Barack Obama's.  Especially in the key swing states, where the same type of election fraud was pervasive.    I'm not stupid enough to think that the GOP establishment would stick its neck out here, even if there was something that could be done;  but there is impeachment.  No matter that the Senate would refuse to convict; it's the right thing to do. Thank you very much Congressman Harris for your service.  As the sole elected Republican in Maryland's congressional delegation,  you are alone in this battle between good and evil. Please remember, there is no right way to do the wrong thing.  Sincerely, and with wishes for a Merry Christmas... RAS I will post Rep. Harris's reply - if there is one. After all, I am now redistricted into Prince George's County.  Here's my new Representative in Congress. I don't think we'll get along.

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TOAST!

I'd like to toast— Bought this Cuisinart CPT-140BK 4-Slice Black Toaster a few weeks ago from W00T! $44.99 shipped.  Our 4th toaster in less than four years, because they all sucked.  This handles 4 slices,  and is wide and deep enough for the thickest breads/bagels.  Even better, it toasts evenly, perfectly, and quickly.  The best toaster we've ever owned.  FWIW.

The Iconic Hitler

Fait Accompli “  When an opponent declares, ‘I will not come over to your side, ’ I calmly say, ‘Your child belongs to us already.... What are you? You will pass on. Your descendants, however, now stand in the new camp. In a short time they will know nothing else but this new community.’  - In Words;   In Deed ” Coming next, and without much of a whimper (as a purely academic exercise)— People who spend all their energies trying to find the next meal are disinclined to pay attention to what the rulers are doing.  Pretty soon we''ll have to wait for the United States to come— Oh.  Right.

Home Deliveries

Home Deliveries

Computer Help

Ask the Real King of France Rodge: This is probably a stupid question, but what would cause this (and similar) to appear on my computer screen? 123490=\qweriop[ asdhjkl (zxcvnm Merrily    Awk, you girls!  Just kidding.  Not a stupid question at all Merrily; e~C had the same concern last year. Here's your problem. ”        François l '«épée»