Monday, February 08, 2016

“A political scrubbing of records”




Time Management


Recorded the Super Bowl.  About 10:30 I started watching.  Took 35 minutes, and I didn't miss a play.  Life is good.


Sunday, February 07, 2016

Coke Bottle Gatling Gun


The Obamissariat                                      




Obama targets "Right Wing Coke Suckers"




According to a reliable source named "Barney X," Obama will use the executive order to address this new threat by imposing a $12 deposit on plastic soft drink containers larger than .3 liter.  Retailers will be responsible for levying the deposit. In addition, he will order bottle manufacturers to inject plastics with a unique "DNA" that will trace empty bottles back to the retail level so checkout cameras can identify purchasers if necessary. 

Saturday, February 06, 2016

Bada-Bing

I saw an Arab shaking a rug. I just had to ask, "What's wrong Achmed, won't start?"
_______________

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

We're free at last?





DAS GOOT


It's been a bad week for What's-His-Name. Former Maryland Gov. Martin O'Malley dropped out of the Democrat presidential race Monday night after a predictably pitiful showing in Iowa. Res Ipsa LoquiturThen on Thursday, the Fourth Circuit Court struck down his signature "assault weapons" ban, rammed through in Democrats' exploitative gun-grabbing frenzy after Sandy Hook. The Maryland law — a ban he promised to replicate at the national level if elected president — prohibited some semiautomatic rifles and so-called high-capacity magazines (by which they mean standard capacity). But the court concluded those instruments meet the Supreme Court's measure of being "in common use by law-abiding citizens," and the three-judge panel sent the case back to U.S. District Court with instructions to apply "strict scrutiny."

Here's the money quote from the ruling:
"In our view, Maryland law implicates the core protection of the Second Amendment — 'the right of law-abiding responsible citizens to use arms in defense of hearth and home,' District of Columbia v. Heller, 554 U.S. 570, 635 (2008), and we are compelled by Heller and McDonald v. City of Chicago, 561 U.S. 742 (2010), as well as our own precedent in the wake of these decisions, to conclude that the burden is substantial and strict scrutiny is the applicable standard of review for Plaintiffs' Second Amendment claim."
In other words, though other appeals courts have failed to uphold the Constitution, the Fourth Circuit says the Maryland ban clearly violates the Second Amendment, and the lower court needs to figure that out.

Gun writer Bob Owens explains the significance, writing,
"If the 4th Circuit Court of Appeals decision stands (it will almost certainly be appealed) and the courts hold that strict scrutiny should apply to Second Amendment cases as they do every other law restricting constitutional rights, then most of the gun control laws in the United States will eventually fall like dominoes."

Full Article


Be still my heart ... fingers crossed.

The way things were

AHEM


Friday, February 05, 2016

When every kid gets a trophy ....






I SPY

Playing I spy with my dad when I was younger:
Dad: I spy something gray.
Me: Your hair!
Dad: I spy something adopted!

Rubio ... WHAT?




Beating Dead Horses Because They Aren't Really Dead
should be, but they ain't









Marco Rubio’s 7 Top Achievements in U.S. Senate




(1) The Rubio-Schumer Gang of Eight Bill

The Washington Examiner’s Byron York has described the 2013 Rubio-Schumer bill as Rubio’s “signature accomplishment.” Although Santorum seemed reluctant to mention it, Rubio’s immigration bill is probably the first accomplishment that comes to mind when anyone thinks of Rubio’s very brief career in the U.S. Senate.

Rubio’s immigration bill would have tripled the issuances of green cards, doubled the dispensation of foreign worker visas, and granted citizenship — and, thereby, welfare access and voting privileges — to illegal immigrants.

... There's MORE

Skoonj

Hillary's Blood Bag


HAG with BLOOD BAG 



I just watched  Mad Max: Fury Road (Excelent!), and this is the first "blood bag" thing I thought of.  Of course, Hillary is a "Vulvaini."

Thursday, February 04, 2016

Been there ...

Boy: Hi.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: I said hi, not suck my dick.


Gah!

The Humanity              

Magical Rays




And things got even better!

Little did we know that this science would melt the ice caps and destroy life!

Wednesday, February 03, 2016

Spoil a Movie

Add a Word; Spoil a MovieRes Ipsa Loquitur     




- Batman Begins College
- The Longest Yard Sale
- Charlottes Web Cam
-
....

Happy Day Montage

Res Ipsa Loquitur        

 Best Female Rock Climber


Great Impressionist
Almost Royal: Sports - Deleted Scene Almost Royal: Romance - Deleted Scene





Today is "happy day."  And, yes, I am mad about Poppy.

Tuesday, February 02, 2016

Uncle Milton




Uncle Miltie


In 1979, a young Phil Donahue challenged legendary economist Milton Friedman on the principles of capitalism. And specifically he went after the concept of greed.
But Friedman eloquently articulated what capitalism was really about. And how it was behind so much good and wealth that was created in history….
“But it seems to reward not virtue as much as it does the ability to manipulate the system,” said Donahue.
“And what does reward virtue?” asked Friedman rhetorically. “Does a communist commisary reward virtue? You think a Hitler rewards virture?”….

Thanks Skoonger;  I  minored in ECON during a time when academia was enthralled with Keynes.  It was only later, by watching Milton Friedman's series on PBS that I had me noggin banged.  There really is no voice given to what I call an academic common sense economics today.  Too bad.  Because today's  young Michael Moores, like here, have nobody to turn to.


Flying Squirrels



A Cathartic Event   






Judge Cameo: And you, Mr. District Attorney, I'd like to point something out to you in the penal code: 
Section C, Paragraph 22: "Celebrities are above the law." 
This case is dismissed.

Quick:  What movie?

Rene Russo   
Jason Alexander   
Randy Quaid       
Robert De Niro   
Janeane Garofalo   
Carl Reiner   
Jonathan Winters       
John Goodman
David Alan Grier    ..   
Jeffrey Ross   
Billy Crystal   
Whoopi Goldberg  
↓






I remember seeing something about this movie, and I remember having zero inclination to watch it even if it was free, which it wasn't, aaaaaaaaaaand even though they were one of my favorites; ..not interested. In 2000 I was consumed by AlGore's attempt to take the White House and the subsequent Florida coup attempt.

I just watched it.  This is perhaps the greatest animation feat ever, and it's funny as hell, and your kids can watch it.  Really.

Sunday, January 31, 2016

WTFF?



                         




The uniqueness of me

"Feldspar is to a torqe wrench as Larkspur is to cottage cheese" Me



Just once, I wanted to offer something that nobody else in recorded history had ever said.  I think I nailed it.

Saturday, January 30, 2016

Hillary;Destroying Files

Klintonerdämmerung


cuzzin ricky

The girl who stirs the drink?

Still Thinking of Y'all



Monday, January 25, 2016

Good Fellas

Throwback Amurican Boyz



The good thing is we didn't lose power.  Another good thing is that late Saturday afternoon these three guys (aged 5-7 and 9) from down the street came over, un-asked, and cut us a path to the street.  Snowed all night, but their pathway was a piece of cake to finish next day. 

Sunday, January 24, 2016

The full Skinny





SKANKLESS SKINS '61

Thanks to Tom "Manfred" Mann

I defy you to find a cheerleader squad, at any level, that have fewer (fewer than zero) skanks than did this 1961 Redskin squad.  In fact, see if you can find one that have fewer than 50% skanks. What in hell happened?  And this has nothing to do with race.

Gird your loins ...





cinema à la carte                                 





Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon



From the 1970s thru the 1990s, there was no hipper, no more outrageous comedy in print than The National Lampoon, the groundbreaking humor magazine that pushed the limits of taste and acceptability – and then pushed them even harder. Parodying everything from politics, religion, entertainment and the whole of American lifestyle, the Lampoon eventually went on to branch into successful radio shows, record albums, live stage revues and movies, including Animal House and National Lampoon’s Vacation. The publication launched the careers of legends like John Belushi, Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, Christopher Guest and Gilda Radner, who went on to gigs at Saturday Night Live and stardom.


I thought I'd read every National Lampoon.  Not even close. And, by the way, I never became a Democrat voting druggie; was more of a P.J. O'Rourke guy.  (I watched on Showtime)


National Lampoons Senior Trip   (Later updated as Animal House)
National Lampoon Lemmings 1973 - Full Video
National Lampoon Radio Hour

and  there's this... 

Launched in 1970, the National Lampoon broke new ground and the aftershocks continue to be felt to this day. A tribute to the most influential American humor publication of all time, Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Writers and Artists Who Made the National Lampoon Insanely Great by Rick Meyerowitz is a greatest hits collection of the smart, over-the-top humor that made it such a pioneering publication. A prolific contributor to the magazine for 15 years and creator of the iconic Animal House poster, Meyerowitz takes us on a mind-boggling insider's tour through the golden years of the magazine.


The Nat Lampoon website is still active, and off airs stuff like this

What they said ..





The obscenity of being .... them



... reported this week that the IRS has notified the Justice Department that it erased a hard drive after being ordered not to do so by a federal judge.
In Oscar Wilde's comedy, "The Importance of Being Earnest," Lady Bracknell is indignant to hear that Jack Worthing is an orphan. "To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness."

If only one could enjoy a similar belly laugh over President Obama's IRS repeatedly losing hard drives loaded with data related to scandals at the agency. To lose one might be regarded as suspicious happenstance; to lose two looks like conspiracy. WASHINGTON EXAMINER

Homer: No, I don't know what "shaden-frawde" is.
[sarcastic]
Homer: Please tell me, because I'm dying to know.
Lisa: It's a German term for "shameful joy", taking pleasure in the suffering of others.
Homer: Oh, come on Lisa. I'm just glad to see him fall flat on his butt!
[getting mad]
Homer: He's usually all happy and comfortable, and surrounded by loved ones, and it makes me feel... What's the opposite of that shameful joy thing of yours?
Lisa: Sour grapes.
Homer: Boy, those Germans have a word for everything!

Friday, January 22, 2016

BANDITS





cinema à la carte                                 



BANDITS
A 2001 film starring Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton, and Cate Blanchett.  Blew us away last night.  Great, great fun;  loosely based on real characters. Great performances.

Trumping the GOP for God


                                     
Political Spaghetti
                                







(Ann Coulter)

We have never had total war against a candidate like we're seeing with Donald Trump. All elements of national media are uniting to stop him.

Look for a fake Trump scandal to break -- probably from a conservative news outlet -- right before the Iowa caucus.

The attacks on Trump from the "conservative" media calling him a socialist, a Democrat, a flip-flopper, a fake conservative are just name-calling. I notice that the accusers never include examples, not true ones, anyway.
Here are some examples of how Trump has always been for Americans first
A few months ago, an alleged Trump quote from a 1998 People magazine interview was circulating on the Internet, claiming Trump said that if he ever ran for president, he'd run as a Republican because Republican voters are "the dumbest group of voters in the country. They believe anything on Fox News. I could lie and they'd still eat it up."

I pay a lot for Nexis, and Trump has never said anything remotely resembling this. Snopes.com investigated, too, and also concluded the quote was a fake. But you can probably still find some idiot tweeting it out right now.

Last week, Glenn Beck "retweeted" a post allegedly tweeted by Trump the day after the 2012 election, saying: "I always vote for the winners! Congratulations to My Friend, @BarackObama!"

If that doesn't sound like Trump, it's because Trump never said it. Beck's retweet sure made it look real, but you can check Trump's Twitter archive.

All the stories about Trump being a fraud keep turning out to be the real frauds. (Coulter cont.)

"All elements of national media are uniting to stop him."

From my perspective, as a "senior" political analyst, it's been true (for at least 50 years) that the GOP candidate Democrats most rail against (fear) was the  best candidate for America in the race.  We all, I think, will generally agree with that supposition.  But, it's also true that the candidate the GOP works hardest to defeat, often in league with Democrats,  has also been the best man (or woman) running.  1n 1980 the GOP establishment  tried and failed to destroy Reagan because he was smarter than them; had the best message for America; and was more media savvy.  Donald Trump is playing that song. So the enemy of my enemy is my friend in this instance.

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Little Johnny

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

 “Why?” asks his father? “


The teacher asked - “How much is 2x3” - I said 6, replies Bobby. 

 “But that's correct!” says his dad.

 Yeah, but then she asked me -“How much is 3x2?” 

 “What's the fucking difference?” asks the father. 

 “That is what I said!”

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Gluten Flootin

Predicting the future





50 YEAR OLD CARTOON PREDICTS THE FUTURE



But, hell, so too did even a casual perusal of recent world history.  Or reading  Orwell.  Or reading Churchill.  Or reading Jefferson. Or Santayana.  Or ...

Today's Ignorant Twat




What are they thinking?




When Democrats are in charge                                               






Das Bernie


On Sunday night... someone finally thought to ask Bernie Sanders about his home state's experience adopting a single-payer healthcare system.

Vermont had planned to use Obamacare and the millions in federal grants that accompanied it as a jumping-off point for establishing its own universal state-run health insurance system. The plan had to be abandoned, however, when lawmakers and the state's Democratic governor were finally informed it would require a doubling of the state's budget.

When Andrea Mitchell asked the question, Sanders gave just the sort of weak answer you'd expect.

"Let me just say that you might want to ask the governor of the state of Vermont why he could not do it," Sanders said. "I'm not the governor. I'm the senator from the state of Vermont."

Of course, this is a rather damning commentary on the policy. Vermont's governor, unlike its senator, has to worry about budgets balancing and taxpayer rebellions and the like. [Full]

And there's this .... a list of Bernie Sanders' $19.6 trillion in tax hikes

Missouri Football Protest



BLACK RACISTS                            


Missouri football players refuse to play
until Entire cast of CREED wins Oscar!