Déjà vu, all over again

1)Trump passes Romney’s popular vote total, likely to break GOP record 2)Democrats Worried as Union Members Support for Trump Tops Support for Hillary and Bernie Combined 3) Someone comes to mind... Hmmmmm .  Think about it.  In 1980 the world was a mess with radical Islam on the ascent, and targeting the USA. We had, probably, the worst president in modern times bungling a response. The GOP tried everything in the book to derail his candidacy.  Unions, always a safe Democrat sinecure flocked to him.  He had a beautiful, elegant wife.  I had a neighbor who went apoplectic at the mere mention of his name. Whoa! His election had the practical effect of hijacking an incompetent GOP, and failed in the long term only because his VP succeeded him and undid it all. Oh snap!  There is this ... How Trump Killed Reaganism.  So, once elected we'll have to depose him (via impeachment of course), and V.P. Palin will make everything right.

Midhusbands

Musical Interlude

Just because ..

My ass ..

Is mass out?  No but your girdle appears to be crooked.

Waiter! There's a mouse in my ....

Waiter! There's a ....

Continental Drift

How To Explain Economics To A Liberal

This is Uberly Good

In so many words ..

Obama: Keeping 2.2 Million Americans In Prison Is Hurting Dem Voter Registration

London Lootathon

Thug Culture Epidemic

The London Loot-athon: Outrage as dozens of people are filmed brazenly snatching bottles of water left for marathon runners Video shows mob stealing bottles of water minutes into the marathon One man even brought a trolley with him to pile up crates of the water Dozens of people were involved in the theft in Deptford, south-east London What is This-a Friggin Reunion?

THE JUDGE

cinema à la carte

In "The Judge," Robert Downey Jr. stars as big city lawyer Hank Palmer, who returns to his childhood home where his estranged father, the town's judge (Robert Duvall), is suspected of murder. He sets out to discover the truth and along the way reconnects with the family he walked away from years before. We almost skipped this movie because of the 47% Tomatometer "thoroughly cliched"  score, the bastids!  This is a great movie, maybe Downy's best acting ever.  Throw in Billy Bob and Duval—4½ stars.  You're welcome My Movie Credentials

Do you drink beer?

Man Logic This is a conversation between a man and his girlfriend. Please note that she asks 5 or 6 questions which I answered quite simply and she is speechless after answering only one question. Woman:    Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman:    How many beers a day? Man:    Usually about 3 Woman:    How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !) Woman:    And how long have you been drinking? Man:    About 20 years, I suppose Woman:    So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00.  In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct? Man:    Correct Woman:    If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct? Man:    Correct Woman:    Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a  Ferrari? Man:    Do you drink beer? Woman:    No. Man:    Where's your Ferrari? T.Mann

McAuliffe restores voting rights for 206K ex-felons; Helps Hillary

McAuliffe restores voting rights for 206K ex-felons; Helps Hillary

7 Days in Hell mockumentary

cinema à la carte

Aaron Williams is considered "The Bad Boy of Tennis." He was found on the streets and adopted by Richard Williams, who raised Aaron with his daughters, Venus and Serena Williams. He begins to engage in risky behavior with Rod Stewart and David Copperfield when his tennis career takes off. At the 1996 Wimbledon Finals, on his championship point, his serve hits a line judge, who has an immediate heart attack and dies. Williams falters and loses the championship. At the ceremony following the match, Williams lashes out and pushes Prince Edward, the Duke of Kent(Howie Mandel), and disappears. Charles Poole is a child prodigy. While physically gifted and being very attractive, Poole was forced into a tennis career by his mother (Mary Steenburgen), who sped his education along by sending him to a vocational school where he earned a degree as a truck driver. Thus, Poole is very dim-witted and his mother threatens to disown him if he loses. He appears on a local show hosted by Caspian Wint (Michael Sheen) as a 15 year old and is on track to become the youngest professional tennis player in history. He tells Wint that he idolizes Aaron Williams. [wiki] If The Old Negro Space Program is a A+ mockumentary—and it is—then 7 Days in Hell is probably B+ (R). I found it on Verizon on demand. I laughed out loud more than once.

Sheep's Clothing

Brown University Students Flip Out

Getting Pissed Here Boss ... Brown University Students Flip Out After White Person Sings Hindu Chants

Thump Thump Hump

The Verdict is in ...  "Men are programmed by nature."  It's not our fault!

Heart of a lion ...

I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Baltimore zoo.

How did we survive?

OMG, 80's,70's,60's Babies! How'd We Make  It!

TRUMP SLAYS BEAST?

Latest Presidential Poll Shows Donald Trump beating Hillary Clinton in Head to Head Contest If this turns out to be the case, it's good news for another reason, aside from the obvious.  Thirty years ago I calculated that 28% of us would vote Vladimir Lenin for president.  By that calculus it appears we've degenerated by a scant 2%; much lower than I'd have guessed.

FOXWORTHY-Muslems

If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim.   If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you cannot afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.   If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.   If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.   If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide, You may be a Muslim.   If you cannot think of anyone you have not declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.  . If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.   If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.

Fetus Cookies

Moonbattery

Sorry, my ankle monitor ..

Best Ever skoonj

PULSES .. sheesh

Eating wha ...Never mind

But, will it sing Melancholy Baby?

Alright dammit! Enough is enough. I can't even  keep up with Verizon's cable menu

What do real scientists say ???

I know this doesn't comport with what your social studies teacher is saying, but .... Climate change is an urgent topic of discussion among politicians, journalists and celebrities...but what do scientists say about climate change? Does the data validate those who say humans are causing the earth to catastrophically warm? Richard Lindzen, an MIT atmospheric physicist and one of the world's leading climatologists, summarizes the science behind climate change.

Global Warming Fade-Out

Food Fight

Who are the racists?

Debating The Pasty Face Maggot Pie

PragerU is a cornucopia of  concise debating point videos covering damn near every current hot issue—like  Who Are the Racists: Conservatives or Liberals? Now you'd think that opponents would challenge the logical consistency and factual accuracy used by the Affirmative.  Unless they cannot.  One commenter explains .. "The problem with this video is that it uses facts, logic, and common sense to argue a point. That is not fair."  The liberal response (ravenkrofft): "It's hilarious how they try to help their narrative by using a black guy in this video.," In rebuttal: " It's hilarious how you discredit an entire video just because the narrator is black. Wait, you just basically proved this video right. Quite by chance I next watched The Best of Liberal "Tolerance," produced by one elly maye.  And there you have it; reason versus cackle. There can be no debate when one side refuses to engage.  Not that this is news.

PRINCE ! PROOF !

dead baby revived ...

So a guy sees this sign ...

Catharsis

mission impawsable A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.' 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. 'Ten dollars,' the guy says. 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 'Because he's a Bullshitter.  He's never been out of the yard' cuzzin ricky

1920's Predictions

So, How'd they do?

What a Country

and there's this ....

trump agonistes

NEVER TRUST ...

trump agonistes Trump's pretty bad, all right. He's also the last turnoff before the cliff, but that apparently doesn't matter. We'd all much rather go down with our GOP flags flying!  comment It's the "our GOP flags flying!" that catches my attention in this comment.  It ascribes to the GOP virtues that haven't existed for 60 years.  When I was with Free Republic I publicly cut my GOP member card in two; I forget why.  That doesn't mean I haven't voted a straight GOP ticket since; it means GOP candidates have been, without exception, in my view, better than any Democrat. And that's still true, but not good enough. I am not a Republican, I am an American who votes for the party that will do the least damage, and that has been the GOP for the last 50 years. There's not a soul reading this page who has not expressed outrage over recent GOP failure to live up to campaign promises, and acquiescence to Democrat Party, and Democrat media demands.  So, at what point is enough enough?  I didn't watch Trump's "Apprentice" gig;  I found him insufferable (while admiring his accomplishmet)  in the documentary about his 757, and I don't think I'll agree with much he does as president.  I'm backing him because I've concluded that the GOP and DNC are in collusion, their primary only goal to perpetuate fiefdoms.  There's more. I'm convinced that during the current occupation this nation has been mortally wounded, and recovery begins with destroying a cancerous political infrastructure (the Dem and Republican parties), and getting hold of immigration, spending, Muslim poison, clamping down on the black crime, which is now epidemic; and most importantly IMO, preparing for forthcoming conflicts with Islam, China, Russia, and every other nation that now views us as a confused transgendered nation ready to be strangled and consumed. Who else but Trump?  Seriously.  And guess what?  If Hillary Clinton is elected (she will not be), it means we are by now so infested with the monumentally ignorant that we have already been pronounced.  Sheesh.  Lock and load.  Or, in my case, God speed, you ignorant twats.

A Fine Scratching Post, Meow

You are warned, dagnabit

A Timely Message Tommy "Gun" Mann

Is America Racist?

Schizoid Nation

Gallery fined for displaying nude art... ESPN Fires Analyst Curt Schilling for Anti-Trans Post...

butterboobs

RACIST? Everything this administration does is race-centric.

$20 Tubman Because she's the 1,765,322nd most notable historical figure in the nation's history.

Bump and stumble

Alcoholics don't run in my family - they mostly stumble around and bump into things.

Obama's High Heel Troopers

OBAMUNISM, The Party, The wussification of our military is in full swing ... The wussification of our military is in full swing, thanks to all the empty suit "yes-men" clad with stars and medals prancing about the Pentagon promoting political correctness [PC]. Obama has done a remarkable job hiring, inspiring and attracting military leaders who check their backbones along with their cell phones at the Pentagon's front door. Valiant leaders like Gen. Stanley McChrystal had to exit before the spine removal surgery could begin. You may recall the Washington Times piece awhile back reporting that Arizona State University Army ROTC cadets were allegedly pressured by leadership to walk around in high heels to "raise awareness of sexual violence against women." Raise awareness? I reviewed the pictures and fail to grasp how male soldiers sporting heels, many in uniform, did anything but serve to demoralize those who voluntarily serve. Meanwhile, the Commander-in-Chief wearing mom jeans sits in the Oval Office with his pen and phone diligently working to leave his legacy of a softer, gentler, more touchy-feely military. Meanwhile, the Commander -in- Chief wearing mom jeans sits in the Oval Office with his pen and phone diligently working to leave his legacy of a softer, gentler, more touchy-feely military. Mr. Obama recently added verbiage to the Army's section of the 2017 DOD budget, ensuring the Army "will provide every Soldier and civilian equal opportunities to rise to the level of their merit regardless of their gender, their race, or their self-identity," reports the Washington Times. While unbiased opportunity is terrific, what place does "self-identity" have in an organization steeped in conformity and tradition, not individualism? In this brave, new age of "Call Me Caitlyn" and Rachel Dolezal, the corrosive effects of political correctness in our public restrooms will do the same to the military. As it stands, the next president will inherit a squishy U.S. military, so slimmed down and overrun by political correctness it is virtually unprepared to address the rising threats of a dangerous world and defend the United States as the Constitution so charges. [Full] *SPIT*

Woody loses his cherry ...

And we liked it that way ...

Socialism Explained For Dummies

A yeomanlike defense of free markets