Friday, April 17, 2015

Muhammad Art Contest




art is everywhere                                                   





The winning People’s Choice Muhammad cartoon best illustrates the reason why we are having this contest and art exhibit to begin with. We draw Muhammad because we are free. We draw Muhammad because our unalienable rights are enshrined in the first amendment. The freedom of speech is the First Amendment — not the fifth or the eighth or the tenth. The first — and that’s for an important reason: it is the cornerstone of all our other freedoms.

  • We draw Muhammad because unlike brutal Muslim countries under the sharia, we do not live under Islamic law.
  • We draw Muhammad because we will not submit. We draw Muhammad because we can.
It is fitting that you chose this cartoon, as it is the work of a premier counter-jihad activist, Bosch Fawstin. Here is a description from Bosch’s website:

Cartoonist whose debut graphic novel, TABLE FOR ONE, received the praise of Alex Toth, along with an Eisner Award nomination. My current work is my graphic novel, THE INFIDEL, a story about twin brothers whose Muslim background comes to the forefront of their lives on 9/11. One responds by creating a counter-jihad superhero comic book called PIGMAN, as the other surrenders to Islam. Pigman’s battle against his archenemy SuperJihad is echoed by the escalating conflict between the twins. Chapters One & Two of The Infidel are now available as digital comic books. I appeared on The Daily Show, discussing Pigman. My “Andrew Breitbart: Fighter” drawing appeared on the FOX News late night show, Red Eye, where it was auctioned off. And Michael Savage mentioned my work on his radio program, The Savage Nation.

As winner of the People’s Choice Award, Bosch will receive a $2,500 prize. And at our Muhammad Art Exhibit and Cartoon Contest in the Dallas area on May 3, sponsored by the American Freedom Defense Initiative and Jihad Watch, the cartoon that was chosen as the winner by our panel of judges will also be unveiled – and will be awarded a $10,000 prize. The winning cartoon will be announced at the May 3 cartoon exhibit in Garland, and the winning cartoonist will be awarded a $10,000 prize. (FULL ENCHILADA)



"We received over 350 submissions of Muhammad cartoons from all over the world. Now we want to extend our heartfelt thanks to the many hundreds of Breitbart readers who voted for their favorite for our People’s Choice Award when we threw open voting last week. You and voters worldwide overwhelmingly chose this cartoon as the winner:"


HOW the fk did I miss this?  People are going to be walking punisment tours for sure.  Sheesh!

Displeased Baby

CAPTION THIS

(Aside-She looks like Kathy Shinners)

Te never-ending intolerant left








The Washington Post ran a profile the other day of my friend Ryan Anderson. Ryan is perhaps the leading voice in the country in support of traditional marriage. He makes a very forceful, but also very civil argument, in defense of it. His work has been quoted by members of the United States Supreme Court.

Ryan is one of the politest people you will meet and is constantly reviled by the gay rights community. Ryan is also a graduate of the Friends School of Baltimore. The school linked to the article about one of its alumni. But leftwing members of the school’s alumni community were outraged that the school would dare profile an alumnus of the school. So Matt Micciche, the head of the school, had to take down the post and apologize.

In an academic setting, people did not want to confront .. an opposing argument, ...(OR)even the mention of someone who makes the opposing argument.
Hilariously, one of the supporters of Micciche’s self-censorship applauded the decision in the name of equality. Others did so because of tolerance.

Let’s get this right, folks. In an academic setting, people did not want to confront not an opposing argument, but even the mention of someone who makes the opposing argument. In the name of equality and tolerance, the school decided it could not tolerant an argument and could not treat it equally though the view is held by a large percentage of the American public.

This is, ultimately, what is going to happen. The left, losing the argument in debate, will just shut it up, refuse to confront it, and pretend it does not exist. Again, I must point out that the left is only more tolerant of dissent than Islamic radicals in that they do not kill their opponents. They just censor them, drive them from the town square, and attempt to destroy their lives short of death.

You will be made to care, folks. How dare a scholar with a Ph.D. from Notre Dame like Ryan Anderson believe the constitution recognizes marriage between a man and woman. That is, after all, his argument.

Baltimore's Friends School- UBER DOUCHE BAGS


Windows 10


Microsoft will provide an upgrade from Windows 7 or Windows 8 to Windows 10 for free, for a period of one year from the release of Windows 10. There are some important details to this deal that were revealed, and a few that weren’t. In my talk with Woodman, I got what I think is the definitive take on who will have to pay for Windows 10 and when, and who will not.
- Marc Miller

I think this might be Microsoft's last chance


Making Marshmallow


                                                           FOOD

Marshmallows with Ham



       Title: MARSHMALLOWS
  Categories: Candies
       Yield: 1 Servings
 
       2 c  Sugar
       1 ts Vanilla
       2 tb Gelatin soaked in 1/2 cup
            -cold water
     1/4 ts Salt
     3/4 c  Water
 
    Marshmallows from Marge Osborn’s 9 th grade Home Ec Class. They can also
   be used as centers for dipped chocolates or bark
  
    1.  Mix sugar and 3/4 c water in heavy pan.  Cook to soft ball stage, 238
   degrees.
  
    2.  Remove from fire and add gelatin.
  
    3.  Pour in glass mixing bowl.  Cool a little and then whip until thick
   and white.  Add flavoring.
  
    4.  Mix 2 T powdered sugar and 2 T cornstarch and spread into a 9 inch
   square pan.  Pour candy into the prepared pan, let stand. Cut into squares
   using a wet knife and give a final dust of powdered sugar.
  
    Please add this to the marshmallow recipe to keep the marshmallows from
   being grainy.
  
    When you start cooking the sugar and water, be sure to dissolve the sugar
   crystals before it begins boiling as is done with fudge. Either wipe down
   the sides of the pan with a watered brush or cover pan for a few minutes.
  
    From Cookie-Lady’s Files.  Posted on GEnie’s Food & Wine RT by COOKIE-LADY
   [Cookie] on 10/3/93

Last night we wanted ham steak and sweet potato casserole. Problem.  No marshmallows.  Went to the trusty Cooks Thesaurus looking for a substitute and wound up deciding to make my own marshmellows.  I'm not a candy maker, but I did have a
FRIED HAM WITH RED-EYE GRAVY Slice ham about 1/4 inch thick. Cook slowly in a heavy frying pan until evenly browned on both sides. Sprinkle each side lightly with sugar during cooking. Remove the ham and keep it warm, then add about 1/2 cup of cold water or a cup of coffee. Let it boil until gravy turns red. Blend and pour over the ham.e
candy thermometer.  The sugar water jumped to 200º in short order, but then took like forever to get to 240º.  Is that a candy making quirk?  From there it was easy, but you do not want to hand whip this thing; I tried.  Even with the electric it took awhile to firm up but the results wereduhmarshmallow.  But very good marshmallow.  Have a lot left that I've stored, but in the future I think I'll just buy a bag of Kraft. However.  If I was still a youngster I'd make a batch and eat it, still warm, out of a bowl like ice cream with caramel and nut topping.  OMFG!



As an aside; Y'all folks have often extolled the virtues of Red-Eye gravy.  I've tried Red Eye gravy before, and NOBODY, including me,  liked it. But, I decided to do it again  using an actual recipe.


Tasted it. Hated its guts!  Added brown sugar. Tasted it. Hated it, but less. Added more brown sugar. Tried it. Getting better,  Added more brown sugar.  Voila!  Best ever. 

Dogs and Booze

ROCKET SCIENCE



ISIS and the FBI

 



cinema à la carte                                 



Maybe, ohsay, 8 of you, who've watched both Archer and Blacklist, will appreciate this .


Yesterday I watched the last episode of Justified and was absolutely satisfied with the wrap-up.  It was brilliant.  Last night me and MoSup watched the last three Blacklist season two episodes.  A season which, unlike season 1, where every episode left us hanging by the balls, was ...well,  mundane and often silly.  Like Agent Ressler doing a Brent Buckle imitation by (seemingly) getting shot in every episode and being saved by Lizzy.    Wait!

Horry clap And this is streaming livewhile I was just now looking up pictures of Agent Ressler getting shot I stopped by NBC to see whether Season 3 was in the works.  There had to be a season three because we watched all of Season 2 on Amazon and were left hanging after episode 18.  What I found however was there are two more episodes that will air later this month; so Amazon can't show them until then. MoSup will be very happy because she liked season 2 more than I did.  (I've started watcing Masters of Sex, and after two episodes I think I'm hooked. Reminds me of Mad Men.)



Thursday, April 16, 2015

The Wages of Cuckolding?





Two Funerals & No Wedding? OMG!

Res Ipsa Loquitur    It's Win-Win- DON'T HARSH OUR MELLOW!

Al Sharpton threatens hunger strike if Loretta Lynch is not confirmed AG. !
Of course this is precisely a situation the LGOP have mucked up time and time again.

Nested Enemies & Israel





Counter Measures


Israel Air Force has counter-measure for Russian S-300 in Iran
DEBKAfile DEBKA Weekly April 15, 2015, 5:48 PM (IDT)
Radar used by S-300 missile battery


"OK, I know a little bit about surface to air missiles and electronic countermeasures.  ECM from aircraft does indeed work, but the Russians are not stupid.  This isn't static.  As Israeli fighters with ECM capabilities are used in normal operations, the Russians will be using electronic eavesdropping to find out how Israeli ECM works.  They will make improvements to the Iranian S-300 systems, making the ECM less effective.  Nothing is 100% certain, and the S-300s are bound to be able to look through some of the Israeli ECM.  The Israelis will need to use some capabilities against the S-300s that have never been seen by the Russians before.

Also, and this is simply my guess, but since Israel is more likely to instead use their submarines to launch nuclear-armed cruise missiles to knock out important Iranian sites,  other cruise missiles should incorporate ECM jammers to pave the way for the nuclear armed missiles just behind them." - Skoonj


The Israeli Air Force has the proven ability, unique in the region, to jam hostile ground, airborne and seaborne radar screens, using counter measures that would be effective against the Russian S-300 air defense system and its twin radar systems – if delivered to Iran. DEBKA Weekly’s next issue out this Friday reveals why the S-300 would be no bar to an Israeli air strike - any more than similar Syrian air defense missiles prevented the IAF from demolishing the Iranian-North Korean plutonium reactor on Sept. 6, 2007 in northern Syria.


This article is of minor interest to me, but it did trigger, or re-trigger, a thought.  I can write a scenario in my head where Israeli technology will save our (United States) bacon.  How? There are more reasons than not to believe  Obama has sold us out to Islamo fascists. And after he leaves office (perhaps by force if he cancels the 2016 elections citing "national security" issues) we will find ourselves threatened internally by ISIS types who are gaining wholesale, unscreened, entry as we speak (see Muslim Immigration To U.S. Staggering — More Evidence Obama Is Attempting To Change America). If they are armed with our mil-intel, and the keys to our military technology, including satellites, who else but Israel could we turn to for counter measures? 











Wednesday, April 15, 2015

What a blast!




nostalgia                                               

           OMFG!!



This (Ka-Ching!) truly cracked me up. Yes, I added Emily Litella.

Obama hates this idea!





Mad Men You Know!
Gee Mom! It's UPSY DOODLE!





She meant Upsy Doodle
Okay, this invention is self explanatory because ALL OF YOU have experienced the problem of getting the last gooey stuff out of jars.  Not only that, some foods like natural peanut butter have oil that rises
to the top.  Right?  And no matter how much you stir it you end up eating all the oil before even half the  peanut butter is gone and the rest is dry as a 5 day old dog turd.  Am I right? 

Well this idea, like penicillin, is so simple that it's a wonder nobody has discovered it until now.  Am I right?  With a lid at both ends you can just oopsy doodle
©™ it for easy access, or maintain proper balance of oils and emollients, and save hundreds of dollars a year in the process!

  I'm hoping all of you will help me create a buzz at GMA (Grocery Mfrs of Amer) meetings by asking store managers why they don't have stuff in the Upsy-Doodle©™ Jars?   Thank you.

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

tHE hUMAN bODY

stuff U DINT NO BUT NOW U DO



Increase your vocabulary



 

25 Brilliant New Words

sample
Bedgasm
Beerboarding
DUDEVORCE
Nerdjacking
HYBERDATING
Internest
nonversation
CHAIRDROBE
Destinesia
Unkeyboardinated
CELLFISH
Errorist
Doppelbanger
TEXPECTATION
Askhole
Columbusing
AFTERCLAP
Chiptease
Youniverse
CARCOLEPSY
Masturdating
Unlightening
JUGGERSNOT
Ambitchous
Eglaf




Brilliant indeed. Peruse the list and see how many of the 19 not shown you had a proper inkling of. I just now did and discovered that I was verging on inventing every one of them, STG.

Here's the rest.


SHORT AND SWEET

 



cinema à la carte                                 





Credit Credits

That's it.  The entire credits. One screen.
This is the credit roll in its entirety for the 1939 movie The Great Man Votes.  First, a preface.   I have this Mobile Verizon; App on my iPAD that lets you see what's playing; even watch and record. That's how I happened upon this flick on TMC.  Something struck a chord so I scheduled it to record later in the day.  Got around to watching it a week later (Friday).

Brief Synopsis
A drunk fighting to hold on to his family discovers he has the deciding vote in a local election.

Unplugged
It turned out to be a great "feel good" film, even by today's standards; or maybe in spite of.  In fact, it's stuck in my mind yet. But that's not what I wanted to tell you;  although there will be very few of you who haven't made the same observation about movie credit length before.  That's it.  The entire credits.  Films like Kill Bill Vol.2  and Aliens Verses Predator run for 12 minutes! There was a period where credits included pictures on the cast along with names.  Love that.

So what does this portend about us, if anything?  Well, something profound.  So profound that it's like the meaning of the  universe.  I completely understand it, but cannot put it into words.  You're on your own.


SELFIES


 
New York Selfies



Was in NY this past week and these selfie sticks were everywhere even to the point of the table next to me at dinner launching one over my head to take their own picture. Drugs stores had large displays of the dumb things. People walking through Central Park shooting their own video of them walking. Hillary might win -

Tommy Lee "Burp Gun" Smith


There are two reason why we know these are all tourists.  Can you name them?  Answers in invisible ink below (Right click drag)

1
2
None of the women are wearing black
New York women would think outdoor selfies are gauche



Lois Lerner Meets John McCain

                         
 Obama's Waffen Schutzstaffel  







Tom Fitton, senior official for Judicial Watch (Mark Levin's group), wrote the Breitbart article below.  Yes, you will blow a gasket reading it.  But just wait till you get to the part Sen. John McCain plays.  If you hated him before, you will hate him even more now.  And the bastard has the audacity to announce he will run for another term! -skoonj

Judicial Watch has just released a new batch of documents forced out of the IRS that show the Obama administration’s scandalous misuse of the IRS to target Tea Party and other conservatives goes far deeper than realized.

Included in the new batch of documents is a February 2012 email from Lois Lerner, who was then head of the IRS’ Exempt Organizations Branch, asking that a special program be set up to “put together some training points to help [IRS staffers] understand the potential pitfalls” of revealing too much information to
A May 1, 2013, email exchange between Lois Lerner and other top IRS staffers revealed that she met with select top staffers from the Senate Governmental Affairs Committee in a “marathon” meeting to discuss concerns raised by both Sen. Carl Levin (D-MI) and McCain that the IRS was not reining in political advocacy groups in response to the Supreme Court’s Citizens United decision.
Congress. Amid the hundreds of released pages, Judicial Watch also found a remarkable Lerner email from 2013 in which she says she is willing to take the blame for not having provided sufficient direction to her underlings on how best to investigate the targeted groups, and then concedes that she “understands why the IRS criteria” leading to targeting of Tea Party groups and other opponents of President Obama “might raise questions.”

In May 2013, the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration (TIGTA) released an audit revealing the IRS had used “inappropriate criteria” to identify potential political cases. “Early in Calendar Year 2010,” TIGTA wrote, “the IRS began using inappropriate criteria to identify organizations applying for tax-exempt status to (e.g., lists of past and future donors).” The illegal IRS reviews continued for more than 18 months and, TIGTA reported, “delayed processing of targeted groups’ applications” preparing for the 2012 presidential election.”

Not so coincidentally, during this period of time, Lerner emailed former Director of the Office of Rulings and Agreements Holly Paz, attempting to limit information provided by the IRS to Congress about non-profit classifications. Here is the exchange:
Thursday, February 16, 2012 1:28 PM– Lois Lerner to Holly Paz:

Subject: Review of Classification Write -Ups

While you were gone, Judy [Kindell – former Lerner advisor] and Sharon [Light – Lerner advisor] had the opportunity to look at some of the write –up from the referral committee and classification folks on cases they had reviewed. We are all a bit concerned about the mention of specific Congress people, practitioners and political parties. Our filed folks are not as sensitive as we are to the fact that anything we write can be public–or at least be seen by Congress. We talked with Nan [Downing – Director of EO Examinations] and she thought it would be great if R & A could put together some training points to help them understand the potential pitfalls, as well as how to think about referrals. As a starting point, Nan has sent up a bunch of papers that I asked Tom Miller [EO technical advisor] to review to provide feedback to Sharon/Judy –or whomever we decide should draft the training.

Continue

Not that there wasn't enough evidence to send Lois Lerner to the electric chair before, but she is a Democrat appointee of Bronc-O-Bama so her 1200 get out of jail free cards must be burned one at a time. 

And McCain? He, I think, sees the world through a get-even entitlement  prism that trumps any integrity he may have once had. To wit:  Why did he get so riled at the Swiftboaters who exposed Kerry as the liar and phony that he is?  Because there are a cadre of his fellow Hanoi Hilton POW who claim that he collaborated with his Vietnamese captors. So he saddled up with Kerry because either he felt: that

   1.   Kerry was being victimized by the same ilk of jealous liars, or
   2.   out of some psychological need to aid other phony heroes in order to protect the elaborate wall of denial he's built. 

Either way, he's flawed.  And because so many Conservatives (people valuing integrity he so lacks) have, over the years, pointed out his massive flip-floppery, and worked so hard to deny his nomination for president, we are become in his eyes just more Hanoi Hilton people who need carpet bombing.  That's what I see.


Monday, April 13, 2015

Thank you for calling, please press ...


TECHNO CHILLS                        



Calling (Insert Your Cable Company Here)!



I love Amy Schumer.  This is a clip from her "Inside Amy..." series that I now think of nearly every day when something Verizon FIOS invariably screws something up and makes me curse.  I know I can't call them because this is what happens, and it will make me shake and quiver if I do call.  So I don't anymore.  hate Verizon's guts.

Best Potato Chips


                                                           FOOD

The Best Potato Chips Ever Made Since The Days of Lard!
Trader Joe's Ridge Cut
A whole bag is just 2400 calories!
The Same as crappy UTZ Ripple Cuts


Unplugged
ROLLOVER Calories


SNL SNL Endorses Martin O'Malley


 


SNL Endorses O'Malley

It seems Hillary's role in Democrat Party now is to make some unknown leftist seem yummy.  It's the kind of thing we got from SNL in 2008 after the media decided Obama was their savior. Still, the Bill Clinton caricature here is precious.