Upon the rocks ...

Philosophy

Theoretically yes; each act results in the murder of 400 million potential peeps.  But ... what if the man has undergone a vasectomy?

Hitler Was A Union Buster

HITLER WAS A UNION BUSTER

Steven Hayward managed to slip away from business long enough to visit the  capitol in the daylight, and capture the scene inside at the moment Governor Walker signed the bill eliminating collective bargaining for some classes of Wisconsin public employees. Above is another quickly-edited, four-minute highlight reel. "The scene is really rather feeble, as you will see, but nonetheless conveys the infantilism of the modern left. This time I offer some voice-over commentary of my own, but couldn't resist calling in reinforcements from Monty Python on a couple of points. The old saying "It's all over but the shouting" almost doesn't apply, since the shouting going on is so lame. " Comrade factory workers on strike Re: infantilism of the modern left: The part I obviously liked was the "Hitler Was a Union Buster" sign.  As opposed to ...?  All the other totalitarian regimes -- that encourage the PFW (People's Factory Workers) to strike for better wages?   Regimes, btw, that many of these organize protesters represent.

Mayan Calander

Make a knife out of a cigarette

Because you'll never know when you'll need it

Obama's Super Racists

Is your baby racist, Mrs. Holder?

“   DAYTON -- The Dayton Police Department is lowering its testing standards for recruits. It's a move required by the U.S. Department of Justice after it says not enough African-Americans passed the exam.    [video]

Aplomb in A Minor

Aplomb in A Minor

Official Toy Ruling

official ruling it's not gay if the balls don't toutch

Wgats hot and sticky and runs down your leg quiz

Pop Quiz

Take someone who prolly has some good things to impart, but due to a lack of professionalism, or plain carelessness, often crosses that line of what's tasteful, and lands his class in tawdry-town.  No, not me. Well, okay me; but now I'm telling you about this guy, Frank Rozanski

I know what you're saying, "But Rodge, considering that these same kids are prolly taught that climate change is caused by people, or that Al Gore won the 2000 election, is this really so bad?  And the answer to that, no, by comparison.  But it's still unacceptable. I have obtained the actual quiz, with roll-over answers.  You have 5 minutes. This is the "Sexual Tension Quiz" given to psychology students at William T. Dwyer High School, copied from a quiz widely distributed on the internet. The teacher who distributed the "quiz" has been disciplined.    1.I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.       When I'm not well, I drip.       When you blow me, you feel good.       What Am I? 8.   All day long, it's in and out.       I discharge loads from my shaft.       Both men and women go down on me.       What Am I?   2.I'm spread before I'm eaten.       Your tongue gets me off.       People sometimes lick my nuts.      What Am I?  9.  I go in hard.       I come out soft.       You blow me hard.      What Am I? 3.  I assist an erection.       Sometimes big balls hang from me.       I'm called a big swinger.      What Am I? 10. If I miss, I hit your bush.       It's my job to stuff your box.       When I come, it's news.       What Am I?  4. Over 1,000 people went down on me.       I wasn't maiden for long.       A big hard thing ripped me open.       What Am I? 11. I offer Protection.       I get the finger ten times.       You use your fingers to get me off.       What Am I? 5. You stick your poles inside me.       You tie me down to get me up.       I get wet before you do.       What Am I? 12.I have a stiff shaft.       My tip penetrates.       I come with a quiver.       What Am I? 6.  When I go in I cause pain.       I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.       I can fill your hole.       What Am I? 13. My business is briefs.       I am a cunning linguist.       I plead and plead for it.       What Am I? 7.   A finger goes in me.       You fiddle with me when you're bored.       The best man always has me first.       What Am I? 14. I make some guys shoot in the air.       I usually have a little pecker.       I'm better in your hand than in your bush.     What Am I? 15. I am black and white       I shove stuff up you're behind       Stuff that you hate.       Even still, you keep asking for more    What Am I?

Public Sector Unions

Rodge, so far today you've only made me glad to be alive.  But now I want to feel really pissed-off again.  Can you help? Why Yes. Yes I can

Bart's Room

Bart Got A Room

I love coming of age movies because I hope to myself one day.  Srsly, COA films are usually a safe bet to entertain without any serious unpleasantness.  Bart Got A Room is really a very good movie for something I never heard of, but then I don't follow them.   William H. Macy is seldom (ever?)  in a bad movie, and he is definitely the star of this one.  He plays the divorced (from Cheryl Hines) father who wants to be his son's (Steve Kaplan) age, and treats him like a younger brother.  Bart refers to a friend of the son who is such a loser, that by telling his parents "Even Bart Has _____" gets mom and dad on his team.  What Bart got in this movie is a date to the prom, and a room in the hotel for afterwards.  Juice, you will like this. Oh, it's available on NetFlix instant.

The Good, the Bad, the Ugly

Ever wonder how they did the music for movie The Good, the Bad, the Ugly? Neither did I.  Just the same, this is interesting.

cuzzin ricky

When The DNC Does Republican Polling

The Choice of the DNC TOO! So There's That ...

Japanese Nuke Explosion II

Huge blast at Japan nuclear power plant

WWII is over .  I have great respect for the Japanese ability to make consumer products I must have, and for making me ROR at their cultural idiosyncrasies.   The good news about this blast is, according to the text,  the metal reactor container inside was not damaged, and radiation levels around the plant had fallen after the explosion. From a selfish pov, however, this will pretty much stop any attempt on our part to overcome the Three Mile Island cultural hysteria, and start building nuclear power plants in the USofA.  The antis will be frothing at the mouth.  So, no oil production+no nuke power = third world nation. Aside: I renew my request that congress make clear that if San Francisco falls into the ocean, congressmen whose congressional districts no longer exist will be immediately removed.

Windows 7

RE: Windows 7

I want it on record that I hate Windows 7's guts.  It is the ulimate nanny state control freak operating sytem. It is in fact, exactly what a Democrat congress would design.

War Toy Culture

KRAK-A-JACK Culture Our 'Fields of Eton'

If "The Battle of Waterloo was won on the playing-fields of Eton," then a toy culture that produced KRAK-A-JAP won WWII for us.  Look all you want, but there will be no KRAK-A-JIHADIST toy to be found.  Instead, there will be wailing over the demise of Easy-Bake Oven. I'm just saying.

The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest

Kick-Ass Movies

On January 5 I talked about The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, and the sequel The Girl Who Played with Fire, both of which I watched on instant NetFlix.  Last night, in a desperate attempt to get as far away as possible from the ACC toonamint, I jumped to Net Flix on ROKU. Guess what the first new movie suggestion was?  The third movie of the trilogy,  The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest.    I never came close to being a Star Wars trilogy freak, having skipped the last one, but this!  I want more .. more ..more!  Screw college basketball.

Whew!

Dyslexic nuf

So, a dyslexic walks into a bra

What is this An War?

FIRST do you know what ANWR is? cuzzin ricky

Sheila Jackson Lee quoting Sheila Jackson Lee

"We could have been looking into the Ku-Klux-Klan terror during the civil rights movement, but oh no ...." Rep Sheila Jackson Lee castigating Pete King’s committee hearing on terrorism

“   “I’m reminded of someone, a proverb, now quoted by Sheila Jackson Lee ...." Sheila Jackson Lee ” Saying that Sheilah Jackson Lee is the biggest ass-hat in congress would be a great disservice to the many other Democrat asshats, but sheesh. But, coals to Newcastle - watch the video.

Pasta Noodles, etc.

Stuff That Works

Of all the Woot stuff I've bought, some of it I use.  One that I'm delighted with is the Cuisinart Bread Maker.  It's the only bread maker I've owned, so all of them may be as good or better, but there you have it.   One of the things that happened however, was that the vibration from the kneading action caused the machine to walk off the counter-  Ka-Smash.  I feared the worse, but no.  It started right up again, although the control module (upper right in picture) was hanging by wires, and the cover was half-way across the kitchen floor.  I popped the control box back in, and used heat resistant duct tape to hold the lid pieces together.  That was 4-5  months ago, and it's working fine.  But that's not what I wanted to tell you. I made a special recipe MoSup found, but instead of using store bought vermicelli, I decided to make my own.  I used to have a pasta roller that had a cutter attachment, but my daughter wanted it so I gave it to her.  Now, I would never have tried this before, but I discovered that the Cuisinart's Basic Pasta Recipe makes such pliable, easy to work with dough, that I don't even need any flour when rolling it out.  I rolled some out on the counter and then cut strips with a kitchen knife. The strips were irregular as all hell, but that became part of the charm.  I forgot how good fresh pasta tastes, not to mention the fast cooking time.  Time from thought to noodles- about 30 minutes. While I'm at it, my most used recipe is the cranberry pumpkin walnut bread; I made a dozen just for Christmas presents.  Takes about 90 minutes from beginning to end .  (The entire recipe book here)

Hawiian Quake Destroys Obama Birth Certificate

OBAMA:  “My Birth Certificate Lost in Tsunami ” Breaking ...

Grey Lady Giving Succor

On Cue:  Grey Lady Does Her Thing

“ As public sector employees in Wisconsin begin to "shoulder more of the burden" for their pensions and health care they "will provide immediate relief for struggling towns, school districts and state agencies, and help them balance their budgets," reports the New York Times. "But new pension cost estimates, ordered before Governor Walker was elected...are expected to show that the current contribution levels to the state pension system are too meager. More money, from employers and employees in some combination, will be needed, and perhaps much more in coming years." According to economists, the problem won't be unique to Wisconsin, and doing away with collective bargaining won't fix it. According to labor officials, economics are evil and anyone who says that public pensions are in trouble is the Antichrist.

Driving on the right side may be left

Why Some Countries Drive on the Right; others Left

Among  the many possibilities given at What I Learned Today, I'm going with the driving on the left as being the the most practical.  The across the chest move is so awkward, not to mention dangerous. “ ... if you were right handed and you met some unsavory company on the road, you could draw your weapon, typically attached to your left side, with your right hand and bring it to bear quickly against the person who is going the opposite way of you on your right; all the while, controlling the reigns with your left hand. ”

I had the idea, but this guy did it.

Today's Brainstorm

DeLorean 1.5

Quote of the Week

"I'd almost be willing to get a job in order to participate in a national general strike" -   Democratunderground.com denizen “ There were also many other quotes demonstrating the sad mental state of the left in that same DU thread: I just got this flash. I cannot believe this. I am in shock, feel sick to my stomach, the hairs on my arms are standing up. THIS CANNOT STAND! THE PEOPLE, UNITED, SHALL *NEVER* BE DEFEATED! This is it folks. GENERAL STRIKE! Let's show these rats who runs this country, big business, or WE THE PEOPLE! I feel sick too. And shaky. And i just got off the phone with my mother whose last words were, "I'm with Gov. Walker" Read more: ” Justin Credible

Hire Me And Sell More Stuff

Hire Me and Sell More Stuff

Barry: What can I say?

What can I say?

How about saying, "Look, I was always under the impression that I was born in Hawaii.  I guess my grandparents knew I wasn't, and tried to make up for it by getting a certification of live birth.  I found it, and naturally thought it was like a real birth certificate. I knew nothing about this until Bill Ayers, who was writing my autobiography said, Barry, we have sort of a problem.  All your relatives say you were born in Kenya.  I checked, and you have no record of being born here.  I said, so what, my mother was a citizen?   He said, nuh-uh.  She was under-age and could not transfer US citizenship to you.  You have dual British and Indonesian citizenship, as near as I can tell. By that time I had already decided to be president, and there was no turning back; and it's a stupid law anyway, aimed at keeping the black immigrant down. You could say that Barry.  It's a start.

Michael Moore shows his ass again

Today's zaniest thing ever!! Michael Moore Calls Out the Mobs In Wisconsin, Bring Your Cameras to Capture Any Thuggery

He tells union thugs to bring cameras to capture Republican thuggery! Cameras? I have believed for some time now that this ilk really do believe the stuff they regurgitate (there is no critical thought involved).  I'm not saying you can't find any, but off-hand, how many stories in the past 3-4 years contained verified accounts of conservatives attacking anyone?   How about progressives, union thugs, and pinksters?  I account for this seeming conundrum - they read and listen, but remain uninformed -  by blaming it on the left's refusal to hear or read, let alone believe, any news account that does not emanate from Moonbattery Central. Do you know how many of them have ever watched FOX News straight-away?  Zero.  There is not a Moonbat alive who has ever read, or listened to a non sanctioned (leftist) media account, unless it was in response to some specific link from another outraged  bat.  Not one.  Which would leave anyone ignorant, let alone plumb stupid.  Michael Moore is an exception.  He's a hard core Marxist trying to foment communist revolution.

Dems Defeat Spending Cuts

Senators hail defeat of spending cuts as March 18 looms ahead

The Senate on Wednesday first rejected House Republicans' broad spending-cuts bill, then turned around and defeated the much shallower cuts backed by Democrats and President Obama, and both sides said it constituted progress. ” The nation has experienced what Democrats do with a  supermajority; one can only pray that what the Wisconsin Republican's have done  with their super-majority will resonate in 2012.  I like Harry's custom boots.

Ann Discusses Wisconsin Unions

Addendum (to UNIONS LOSE IN WI)

“ Fine, we understand that Wisconsin public sector employees like the system that pays them an average of $76,500 per year, with splendiferous benefits, and are fighting like wildcats against any proposed reforms to that system. But it's madness to keep treating people who are promoting their own self-interest as if they are James Meredith walking into the University of Mississippi. This isn't how we usually view people fighting for their own economic interests. [Full deliciousness]

Illinois Internet Tax

Illinois forces web shoppers to report, pay online sales tax

A harbinger of things to come as states scramble to hold onto their power to spend. Hearkening back to the black days of Jummy, I remember bartering as a popular tool to thwart the tax bastids.  Another, buying a Volkswagen Rabbit diesel, and running it on fuel oil, (same thing, but no road taxes) has since been thwarted with mandatory smell additives -  if I remember correctly.  What are your suggestions for living in the coming underground economy?

Unions - The Last Hope, LOL

UNIONS LOSE IN WI The Lost Dope

Thanks Juice, but if I was a conscientious police officer, I'd have to profile that guy as being of Messican descent of the illegal kind.  Prolly imported SEIU from Las Vegas or Oaxaca.  I'm just saying.  “   "In 30 minutes, 18 state senators undid 50 years of civil rights in Wisconsin. Their disrespect for the people of Wisconsin and their rights is an outrage that will never be forgotten," said Democratic Senate Minority Leader Mark Miller. "Tonight, 18 Senate Republicans conspired to take government away from the people." ” That was my favorite part.  Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid should only have been this generous with Republicans in their many midnight constitutional emasculating  Obamalations, like health care.

Conoomonium!

It's tough being a captain of industry ...

40.84mm = 1.6 inches Ravi Narain, inventor of the spray on condom, is being sued (who'da ever anticipated that?); and Julius Fromm, inventor of the latex condom is being dissed for wearing his invention, so to speak. It just don't pay to try and please dickheads.

They were pink with white lace

Tennessee Cops Posed as a Defense Attorneys To Get Suspect To Incriminate Himself

Now, you have to think that there's no freaking way this could stand.  I mean, cops pretending they're the perp's lawyers, and using what he tells in court?  No way, right? “   Remarkably, Tennessee Tenth Judicial Judge Amy Reedy refused the request, ruling that Dawson made "a real dumb decision" and that he had "picked his poison." ” The appeals court, thank god,  ultimately disagreed , but horry-clap!  I guess Janet Napolitano must be from the Amy Reed school of entrapment then.  “Precious Treasure Holiday Company”  Sheesh. Undercover Web Site Derailed By Hosting Firm Homeland Security operation offered illicit "sex tourism" trips No, I do not equate theft and drug distribution (Tennessee crime) with pedophilia.  What I don't like, and this is just a current example, I don't like that our laws have become so subjectively defined, and selectively applied that who knows what's real anymore?  I urge you to make me emperor so this can all be straightened out.

Panda Fun

Al Gore and Ferrets

Kill it - Cook it - Eat it

“ I were cricking past the Gore Channel last night, but stopped to watch this Beeb show. You’ve prolly watched it but in case you haven’t, Julia Bradford is a game show moderator-babe. http://current.com/shows/kill-it-cook-it-eat-it/ You can watch it on the net too. Mark Miller ” Al Gore (he owns Current TV)  must be thinking, "screw this.  If my global warming mates are getting the piss knocked out of them, why not let the bunny huggers feel some pain. "  This teaser video kills.  Julia Bradford -- well, lets be fair --  it could be that she told the hunt master she was in love with him, and he told her to feck-off.  That could be it.

Duke Nukem - Now

“If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'” - Duke

“ Rodge - I caught Dick Morris talking about NPR on Hannity last night. He mentioned the big picture which is the real game plan, with or without public funding. http://www.dickmorris.com/blog/preserve-talk-radio-from-fcc-assault/ Their offensive takes three forms: a) Shortening the licensing period for radio stations from the current eight years to four. This change gives the FCC power of life and death over stations while Obama’s appointees are still there. b) Requiring 25% of talk stations’ programming to be locally produced. Since it costs vastly more to hire a talk show host than to subscribe to a national show, many stations can’t afford it. The result will be forcing many stations to give up talk radio entirely. c) Requiring stations to establish community advisory boards. These boards, composed of “community representatives” will report to the FCC on whether the station is satisfying the needs of the community. Ratings won’t matter, the opinion of these activists will. With their predictable liberal bias, their reports will provide the basis for an FCC denial of licenses to conservative stations. The FCC also wants to be able to fine stations for failing to comply with the community board advice, a lesser punishment, with the fines going to NPR!   Marc Miller

black hole theory v2.14a

black hole theory v2.14a

I'm an inveterate cosmologist who, except for an unfortunate slip on a job application, would today have my own Universe show on a Hitler channel.  Anyway, I watched something the other night - I forget which show it was - that introduced me to a whole now possibility for black holes. The supposition advanced was  "what if we fell into a black hole, and instead of being torn apart, we exited into an entirely new universe?"  Which could qualify as that new universe's "Big Bang" moment.   Wow. Of course I'm really not on a level with Stephen Hawking (who evidently knew at some point what to do with a cosine), but I've come to appreciate the possibility that no astro-expert really knows what the hell is going on out there, or why.  I think God's fucking with them.

Hmmmmm

The NPR TAPES

“ So it's more complicated than saying, 'Where was Obama born?' In Hawaii or not? Is he an American citizen or not?" she asks. Ms. Liley then describes the birthers as conservatives.  [WaTimes] ”

If we can treat NPR as a microcosm of the Democrat Media Complex, and we can, then this is what you call the smoking cigar secreted in Monica's vajayjay.

“   Senior Vice President of NPR Ron Schiller met with individuals he believed to be potential donors. However, undercover video was running during this meeting. In the following clip, Mr. Schiller and his co-worker Betsy Liley describe how NPR covers those who deny climate change is happening. ” Ms. Liley talks about a donor who would only give to NPR if the outlet did not talk to those who believe climate change is not happening: Liley tells Schiller  "It is a complicated thing ... "   How so?  Well  form the science perspective we treat it as settled science, so no problemo ... “ But in politics, our Washington desk, might actually cover it should it resurface as a political issue...this debate." [...] Mr. Schiller chimes in later saying, "The main point here is that it is not our responsibility to present the opinion of a non-scientist through our science desk. All educated scientists accept that climate change as fact. ” Liley continues: “ So it's more complicated than saying, 'Where was Obama born?' In Hawaii or not? Is he an American citizen or not?" she asks. Ms. Liley then describes the birthers as conservatives.  "We're not covering the birthers. We are not covering them. There's a whole movement within the conservative group about questioning something that Obama has said as fact, 'I was born in Hawaii, when it was the United States.' The group that questions this, some of whom are commentators...I don't know any who are Democrats, but they are primarily conservative commentators and people who follow them question if Obama is [a citizen]," she further explains. "I think the challenge in our society now is that we are questioning facts. It's not opinions we are debating. I mean, what are the facts? Is the world flat? Is that the next question we're going to debate?" Ms. Liley wonders. [Full] ” In yesterdays installment, Slate's David Weigel answered his own question "How much damage will this do to NPR" with "Unfortunately for the stingers, Schiller just left NPR for the Aspen Institute."  Did he take Betsy Liley with him?  Did he take NPR's Liberal culture with him?  I see some irony in all this.  Liley and Schiller, albeit unwittingly, have just done for NPR, and by extension the DMC, what Joseph Valachi did for the Mafia.

It ain't color stupid, it's political affiliation.

They're never wrong, They never resign

“ I wasn't too surprised when I read a report on Politico that in over 30 of the probes the new Office of Congressional Ethics was considering, the only active investigations were on Black Congresspersons. That is the way institutional racism is supposed to work. - [Why Just CBC Members Charged with Ethics Violations?] ”

I saw today that recidivist scofflaw Alcee Hastings (D FL) is being sued for sexual harassment.  I'm thinking. hey - there are so many Democrats under investigation right now that it might be easier to list only those who are not.  What I stumbled upon in pursuit of that theory was this --  a charge of racism from Dr. Ron Walters. a  Professor Emeritus of Government and Politics at the University of Maryland.  His complaint: its's pretty damned suspicious that so may CBC (Congressional Black Caucus) members are being targeted for ethic and legal violations.  To wit: Alcee Hastings (D FL) Sexual harrasment suit Roland Burris (D Il) " The benefit of the doubt had already been stretched thin and taut by the time Roland Burris offered his third version of the events leading to his appointment to the U.S. Senate. It finally snapped like a rubber band, popping him on that long Pinocchio nose of his, when he came out with version four." ” Maxine Waters (D-Calif.), ... stands accused of obtaining $12 million in TARP money for the bank OneUnited, on whose board her husband Sidney Williams once sat, and in which he owned more than $350,000 in stock. Trial keeps being postponed. Donald Payne (D-NJ) ... receiving  improper gifts in travel to Caribbean conferences 2007 and 2008. Charlie Rangel (D-NY), Multpile counts tax evasion, perjury, felony theft, and being a bigger crook than the Harlem crook he replaced. Carolyn Kilpatrick (D-Mich.) ... receiving  improper gifts in travel to Caribbean conferences 2007 and 2008. Bennie Thompson (D-Miss.) Used his House Committee on Homeland Security to Jesse-Jacksoned (shook down)  credit card companies for campaign donations. Sheila Jackson Lee - (D-TX) According top IRS has not paid all of the legally required payroll taxes Donna Christensen (D-V.I.) ... receiving  improper gifts in travel to Caribbean conferences 2007 and 2008. Jesse Jackson Jr. (D-Ill.), A chip off the old black - Jesse Jr. use of campaign money to fly his girlfriend to Chicago several times; alleged to have tried to buy Blagos seat. Eddie Bernice Johnson (D-TX) ...  awarded thousands of dollars in college scholarships to four relatives and a top aide's two children since 2005, using foundation funds set aside for black lawmakers' causes.    Now this is funny on two levels - Gee, how about that.  Poor babies. In making his point, Dr. Walters names a string of  white lawmakers who are just as bad, or worse, but have escaped scrutiny.  And all of them are  Democrats! Liberals are really just children.  With guns, however, so to speak..

Full Bladder Decisions

The Tinkle Factor

Anyone considering an expensive purchase might do well to drink a bottle of water first, scientists concluded after finding that people with full bladders make wiser decisions.