In You Face Amelica! Chinese Toy Company Makes Replica of Stealth Chopper Used in Bin Laden Raid |
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Marc Miller |
scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Friday, June 03, 2011
Chinese Torture
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Speaking Bluntly
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What about Princess Leia?
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Dealing with perverts, government or otherwise
How to ZAP a
Camera: Using Lasers to Temporarily Neutralize Camera Sensors |
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Mmmmmm- Pig fat
Did a pork-coated bullet kill Bin Laden?
Seems so LOL— Military cartridges use pig fat lubricants. |
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CHEATS
Ohio State’s Jim Tressel gets axed, but rotting wood remains in college athletics |
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He's Not So Smart
Today's Best Article Ever Written Stop It Already -- He's Not So Smart |
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Face Book People From High School
Types of Facebook Friends From High School | |
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Killer Stats
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Thursday, June 02, 2011
Another Clinton Piece of Crap
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Turds
Number 1 in the Number 2 Business |
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The Drunk Kitchen
The Drunk Kithcen |
Language (Ef word)
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Clap off clothing
If you're not happy and you know it clap your hands | |||
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The Clap-Off Bra from Randy Sarafan on Vimeo.
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A Novel
Special pre-publishing peek at
my new novel, "I SAID I WANTED 'CHOVIE'S" |
"What are you doing— what is
that
thing," the captive gasped?
"This? This is a 12 volt battery. These are jumper cables." He pointed at the man's crotch, "and those are your wee balls." The captive's naked body was restrained in a metal chair, by what looked like seat belts. He could see the shadowy figures of maybe a half dozen people. Two appeared to be women. The single bulb hanging overhead, the only light in the room, a garage perhaps, was the stuff of B movies. A blinking red light from a tripod mounted video camera meant this was being taped. "Do you know who the fuck I
am? " demanded the captive? "Do you have any idea of the
forces being mobilized to find me? And you?"
"No asshole. We randomly snatch people from the Congressional Country Club golf
course, after
neutralizing a small army of armed guards, with no idea who we're snatching. Are you— I don't know? Are you Trini Lopez? Brad
Pitt? Lady Gaga? "
The leader touched the cable leads, held just inches from the captive's eyes. Snap! They crackled, producing bright sparks. An electric ozone smell filled the space. . "Who are you people? You'll
be lucky to just
spend the rest
of your lives in prison for this," threatened the captive.
His bravado wasn't feigned, reeking instead of arrogant defiance. The leader's wan smile disappeared entirely. "Oh my. I guess we're
all to cock then. But then, you're all
airy-fairy yourself right now, wouldn't you agree? So you—
you
Mr. important person, are here to tell me
everything I want to know."
The threat was punctuated by another SNAP! Another brief crackling light show. "To insure that we get
everything we want, we'll start with these
clamped to your balls. I hear it's painful as a root canal.
Then, after we discover you've been lying to us, we'll
move to — are you familiar with the term water boarding? A nasty
business. The
Pope would turn Baptist after just a few hours of
it. So trust me, you will cooperate.
"What in hell are you
talking
about!?" What do I have to tell you? Security
codes? What the fuck am I supposed to say?"
The captive's fear was now palpable, and smelling of ammonia. When the leader briefly touched the electrodes to his nose, he yelped. Urine had involuntarily streamed, leaving a puddle on the concrete floor. The leader suppressed a grin at the thought "free electrolyte."
"What do we want? Everything. You will tell us everything.
Starting with how you came to earth."
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Weiner Fall-Out
women prefer pictures from gay guys | |||
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via Daily Caller |
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No power
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Wednesday, June 01, 2011
GAH!
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The Enemy Within
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Throw-away money
What in the hail is this? |
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Cindersarah and the evil step-sisters
Revisiting stuff that was right then, and still is | |||
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Prove you're not an idiot
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22-page criminal complaint filed with the FBI
22-page criminal complaint filed with the FBI international expert on scanners and document-imaging software |
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Akron Air Show Message
Writer in the Sky Stop Obama |
September
29, 2010
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Tuesday, May 31, 2011
The Staggeringly Stupid Debbie Wasserman Test
The unkindest cut of all ... “ Republicans think illegal immigration should in fact be a crime!” Rep. Debbie "Wasserman Test" Schultz (D.-Fla.), chairwoman of the Democratic National Committee sigh |
“ ... and I probably support a president that is pro-Israel.”
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Best Ever Dogs
BEST EVER Roll |
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CNN's Phony Poll Data
CNN
poll puts Obama approval at 54% So how did CNN get a rise in Obama’s approval rating? Considering that Obama’s overall approval rose while his approval dropped on every single issue? |
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I'm safe
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Clubs are Trump
Illinois House approves bill allowing casino in Chicago | ||||
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Weiner's unfortunate Weiner
Write your own Weiner headline, folks | |||
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Looking for some good badges here boss
Sarah
Palin Is Hurting Republicans Whether She Runs or Not
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SNAFU
SNAFU |
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