Tuesday, February 07, 2012

The Man Who Would Be Henry the VIII


The Bad King

 
When Obamacare was signed into law in March, the President assured Americans that it does not, in any way, shape, or form, fund elective abortions. He even signed an executive order to this effect. The only problem with Obama's claims, which are being repeated by politicians like Harry Reid and partisan groups like Democrats for Life of America, is that they are not true. [2010 -Does Obamacare Fund Abortion? Let Us Count the Ways]




I am proud of the Catholic church.  Not for religious reasons; because aside from teapartiers they are the only institution to declare war on this evil government as a matter of principle.   I  pray they won't believe the sure to follow lies that will issue from Obama's lying blue lips. We all know what Obama promises are worth. And we know what happens to people who believe him.

An aside, about principles.  Clint Eastwood's unprincipled  (given his prior denunciation of the government seizure of General Motors)  'IT'S HALFTIME IN AMERICA',  is also based on a false premise.  It's not Halftime, it's Sudden Death Overtime.  Whoever scores in the November election wins; the loser can pound sand. If Obama wins, it's truly game over for Americans. 


Monday, February 06, 2012

Tomorrow's Liberal News Today



Tomorrow's News Today

 





A $60 Bidet

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets

The Shiney-Hiney


 

Res Ipsa Loquitur


I bought this last week from Sellout Woot.  It was $59.95 with free shipping and no tax. It arrived two days after order, and I had it installed and percolating in less than 30 minutes.  It appears to be very sturdy, and is simple as 1-2-3 to use. Which is important.  This was my first experience with a bidet, and  had only an idea of what to expect.  The reasons I bought it are, in order:
  • It's a gadget
  • It will give me the cleanest nether region in the land
  • It will save money (I haven't used so much as a square of TP since the first "white glove" inspection passed muster).
  • If I ever break both arms, or become infirm, I won't have to call the neighbors over for help to, you know.
As you can see, Brondell sells several models that cost up to $600.  Speaking for myself, there are no additional features on any that interest me.  I'm at the point where I want my appliances with one switch.  On.  Off.  The portable Shiney-Hiney (as I will call it) pretty much fits that description. and it works swell.  I know what you're thinking.  "Rodge, is the spray powerful enough to handle a manly man?  Let me tell you, at full strength you can etch designs on your sphincter,  if that's something that appeals to you.  It's the best thing I've bought since the George Foreman grill.

You're welcome


Mommy, I'm Scairt!

                                                                         STFU Michelle



 



Mommy, I'm scairt!



Who Castrated Ann Coulter?

                                                                                                                                                        Pussification as a Quality

Who Castrated Ann Coulter?


 


(JJ from Good Times) Evidently size does not matter

Roll-Over

  ... something has happened to Coulter. I don't have firsthand knowledge that she was kidnapped by RINO Team Six and taken to an offshore medical facility where she was forced to undergo a gruesome surgical procedure, but many of her recent columns suggest that something of the sort must have occurred. What else could explain her endorsement of Mitt Romney? 
[...]
Her inexplicable support for Romney has led her beyond being merely wrong about his chances in the general election to writing things that are either deliberately disingenuous or genuinely ignorant. The latest example of this tragic development is a column titled, "Three Cheers for RomneyCare." As its title suggests, this piece actually defends the Massachusetts "universal" health law. When I first read it, I could hardly believe such horse manure had emanated from Coulter's keyboard. The column opens with this howler: "If only the Democrats had decided to socialize the food industry or housing, RomneyCare would probably still be viewed as a massive triumph for conservative free-market principles -- as it was at the time."  [Who Castrated Ann Coulter?]

Last February Mark Levin  was puzzled by Ann Coulter’s bizarre endorsement of Chris Christie, who supports gun control, amnesty, Obamacare and climate legislation.  Before that, way back in July 2009, I was puzzled when she denounced us "birthers" as kook conspirators.  Not because she took a disagreeable stance, but because she did it without explanation. That was way out of character for someone who tackled the false,  but sacred-to-the-left image of Joe McCarthy as arch fiend..  Ann writes whole  books explaining her contrariness, but here, A dicto simpliciter

I don't jettison friends over political differences—   if the differences are presented factually and are philosophically consistent I agree to disagree.  That especially goes for someone I've admired as much as Ann Coulter.  But, WTF?  What's going on? 

Ann stated in the past that she hasn't married because she's never found a man who's both stimulating and as smart as she.  She's dated several card carrying Liberals in the past, and herein may be the solution to this vexatious question. A woman in love can, you know, adapt. The  post-Carville Mary Matalin,  for example,  is a good deal more, er, politically pragmatic then the original, conservative  firebrand.

And there's the Stockholm syndrome possibility.  Ann Coulter is greeted at every public appearance by Liberals determined that she should not be allowed to speak.  Fights break out; violence always a possibilty.  Ann would not be the first person who succumbed to wanting safety from this; and to be loved.   The most conspicuous example I can think of is David Brock,  although Ann Couilter could not possibly jettison all her principles  in a stroke.  One hopes.

   casca



Photo-op crap

Culture

The Photo That Could Win Romney the White House
The leading Republican candidate should schedule a visit with Catholic leaders now, according to our political columnist, and reap the political benefits in November.


 
WYSIWYG

This is my response to any appeal to bring religion into this election (as long as the candidate is not a Muslum).  What a bunch of crap, that 'photo-op' notion.  I'm a Roman Catholic, and I could care less that Ronald Reagan wasn't, if you catch my drift.  It's unlikely, bordering on  impossible, that Obama would carry the practicing Catholic vote as it is.  I don't care that Mitt Romney is a Mormon.  I do care that he would be just another version of  the Bushes, McCain, et.al,  shoved down our throats by the establishment GOP, and lacking any revolutionary fervor for  lopping heads.  Same goes for the rest of the pack, except for Ron Paul who comes with his own bag of worries. I must content myself then with a stop-gap hope that the Obama monster will be slain in November because, to mix metaphors,  we're not just on the brink, we're leaning 20º to leeward.





Obama's base Base



Lunch Time Scholars          

 

This video was sent to me by a good friend whose daughter actually attends the Olympia, WA school where it was filmed.

It will make you shudder with concern over the future of our country.

The sorry thing is, that each one of these kids probably knows all about MLK, gay rights, electronic games, and their cell phones.

This country is in deep shit.

cuzzin ricky



Wait - I want a second opinion dammit

Top Comments

This HAS to be staged, if they are that stupid WE ARE FUCKED, PLAIN AND SIMPLE.

UPDATED
Olympia student video was made for 'laughs'

via Sondrak (in comments), the world expert on Olympitards   The reason it's such good satire is it's believeable.  Late night comics like Jay Leno have made a living off of real interviews of today's collej ejacated kids, with the same reslult. 



Sunday, February 05, 2012

Go veg, or red meat?

                                                                                              COMEUPPANCE
What you see; What I see
Go VEG?

 


Mmmmm Tacos





Apple's iNET

The Humanity                        

Plobbin soved

 




    cuzzin ricky

Miss Fapping?

bits & pieces                

 

Ellen Fapper




JFK's Teeny-bopper mistress

                                                                            Democrat Presidents

JFK's Teeny-Bop Mistress
Asks her to "do" Ted

 

JFK Teenybopper Mistress, Mimi Alford

One of their last times together was at a Boston Democratic fund-raiser. Ted Kennedy, the president’s baby brother, was in the room with them.

“I could see that mischievous look come into his eye. ‘Mimi, why don’t you take care of my baby brother? He could stand a little relaxation.’

“You’ve got to be kidding me,” she replied firmly. “Absolutely not, Mr. President.”


Read more:

What a family.  What a filthy bunch of drunks and perverts,




Whence Obama


Whence the Obamissariat

  via George W
Interesting.  The attempts are well documented; the reasons given are of course conjecture.  Conjecture however that fits the leftist template that I'll call "For the chillens."  You'll recall a persistent squeak from the media during this period,   about how the "Natural Born" provision should be changed—   so Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger could run for president..  Remember?  That was while the Austrian actor and body builder was still viewed as a conservative.   "Do it for the chillens"   For those of you who balk at thinking Barry Obama Soetoro was to be the recipient of this move by democrats, way back in 2000, consider.

When George Bush saved the nation from John Kerry in 2004, an inordinate amount of ink was used covering the election to the U.S. Senate of a little known black guy from Illinois.  It was so much, for something of  so little significance at that moment,  that Jonah Goldberg noted it in his NRO column: CAPTURING THE MEDIA MOMENT

If I were a political cartoonist, I would draw Dan Rather or Katie Couric with a thought-bubble over his/her head. Inside would be the front page of the New York Times.

Banner Headline:

OBAMA WINS SENATE

Only Black Senator

Tiny headline below the fold:

Bush wins presidency, Fails to reach out to Blacks, Gays.

GOP picks up Senate, House Seats

Sidebar:

Hillary Clinton Congratulates Obama

"We can do great things together," NY Sen Declares.

WYSIWYG
November 03, 2004

Consider that in 2008 congressional democrats held hearings to consider the eligibility of John McCain?  Because he was born while his naval officer dad was stationed in Panama?  Were there hearings about Obama's eligibility?  No. I believe the McCain hearings were a democrat hedge against someone noticing the peculiarities of Obama's existence.  Something that didn't happen until the campaign was well under way, and then dismissed as the ravings of lunatics. 

Remember how Obama denied any relationship with Weather Underground terrorist Bill Ayers ("he's just a guy in the neighborhood")?  Despite all of this?  Hell, Ayers himself finally admitted last year that he had in fact hosted that fundraiser in 1995!   for Barry (something denied by Obama).  It was the opinion of every expert who  looked at it, that Ayers penned Obama's :autobiography Dreams From My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance.”   An autobiography of someone nobody had heard of  when it was commissioned in 1990!  And which, as it turns out, is made up out of whole cloth. Why? 

I'm convinced that Obama was "installed" as president to fulfill the goals, aspirations, and plans of a cabal that included Ayers.  And  a lot of elected Democrats.  A puppet president, working (not all that hard)  from a script.



Saturday, February 04, 2012

A racket, or a mirrot?

WTF?



The mirror, right?


Pretend you're a Chinese immigrant ..



Pretend you're a Chinese immigrant ...
          

 

Pretend you're a Chinese immigrant ...

It begins, "Please stop me if you've heard this story before ...."




TAX CHEAT

JR got his first Geithner dollar today!

"Chicoms" and Bill Maher

  OCCUPY   
Chicoms Cross The Yalu?
WYSIWYG
 

I don't dwell on the doings of  the Occupy Fleas, so this may be commonplace.  I refer to this Nation of Islamo helping a Flea move a stolen sofa into one of the George Soros supplied tents.  I hadn't seen a Farrakhan groupie  involved with the Fleas  before.  Sort of like the Chicoms crossing the Yalu.  Still, if you're a leftist anarchist wingnut soldier, it doesn't auger well when you lose the support of a Senior Wingnut cheerleader.

Maher Turns on Occupiers, Denounces Them as D-bags That Should ‘Get a Job’


The Occupy movement lost one of its most ardent supporters in the media Friday night.

On HBO's Real Time, host Bill Maher surprisingly said of the protesters, "As I watch them on the news now I find myself almost agreeing with Newt Gingrich. Like, you know what - get a job...Now it's just a bunch of [d-bags] who think throwing a chair through the Starbucks window is going to bring on the revolution" (video follows with transcript and commentary, vulgarity warning):





I remember ... Jane Pauley



Which reminded me ....

 

WYSIWYG

One of the most hilarious things I've ever seen was a Today Show that aired, I think, in the late 80s.  The topic was safe sex.  Jane  Pauley (I'm pretty certain)  hosted, while a  reformed prostitute turned  "safe sex" advocate demonstrated (with a cucumber)  how to apply a condom with your mouth.  "He will never know it's on."  She then asked Jane if she'd like to try?  A visibly discomfited Pauley politely demurred and went to commercial.  I know this segment's out there someplace, but I have yet to find it.  



I'd fart

A Free e-Card




Ginsburg shows her ass


            —    you berk.  you filthy f'n berk
   
A filthy f'n berk
 

In a move that should come as a surprise to nobody, a Democrat appointee to the Supreme Court has dissed the United States Constitution,  Overseas  To the Obama installed Muslim Brotherhood government of Egypt. Here, from SLATE

Ruth Bader Ginsburg has disturbed the balance of the universe by giving an interview to Egyptian television in which she does not recommend using the U.S. Constitution as a model for post-Mubarak happiness. The whole video is here, and some transcripts are at the link, but this part is the hackle-raiser.

    Q: Would your honor's advice be to get a part or other countries' constitutions as a model, or should we develop our own draft?

 A: You should certainly be aided by all the constitution-writing that has gone one since the end of World War II. I would not look to the US constitution, if I were drafting a constitution in the year 2012. I might look at the constitution of South Africa. That was a deliberate attempt to have a fundamental instrument of government that embraced basic human rights, had an independent judiciary. It really is, I think, a great piece of work that was done. Much more recent than the U.S. Constitution: Canada has a Charter of Rights and Freedoms. It dates from 1982. You would almost certainly look at the European Convention on Human Rights. Yes, why not take advantage of what there is elsewhere in the world? I'm a very strong believer in listening and learning from others.



Cha Cha Gah!

The Humanity                          

cha cha gha!

 


It's bad when nobody even notices

Stop me if you've heard this. I was walking to class one day, when going regimental under one's cut-offs was the fashion,and felt something of a breeze in the nether region.  I looked down and ... !  I think the worst part was that I'd walked across the UM campus without, near as I could tell, drawing the least bit of attention.




thoR

What's controversial?


A tyrant president  ....

 

WYSIWYG
First, whenever the media discussed filthy low-life scum "artists" like Annie Sprinkle, or Andres Serrano (Piss Christ), it was almost always in the context of  artists under attack by the far right, m-kay?   It wasn't controversial to let people look up someone's snatch with a telescope, it was "performance art." So, why is this controversial? Notions that Obama tramples the constitution, and its depiction,  have been  mainstream since  his first days in office.  Sheesh.  It's his very presence in office that's controversial (and that's being kind). 




Holder Gets Snarky


Holder Berates Rep. During Hearing: ‘Maybe This Is the Way You Do Things in Idaho or Wherever You’re From’

 


WYSIWYG

According to National Review Online, Holder was responding to a “grandstanding presentation” by Republican Congressman Raul Labrador that “cobbled together testimony from Holder going back ten years to establish a ‘pattern’ of Holder saying, in effect, ‘I don’t know’ in testimony.”

“There’s a whole bunch of things that I could say about what you just did, maybe this is the way you do things in Idaho or wherever you’re from,” Holder said. “But understand something — I‘m proud of the work that I’ve done as attorney general of the United States, and looked at fairly, I think that I’ve done a pretty good job.” [Story + video]

Add perjury and criminal snark to the list of charges




Friday, February 03, 2012

Pssst. Senorita, Want me to kill your baby?


            —  Of course you do, you berk
   


 


Actually, it's "Planned promotion of abortion for cash money.




A fine metaphor

       WHAT GUMMINT DOES   
   
                   Today's Fine Metaphor WTF Roll-Over For   
                   .... guess

 




Bless me Father ...




BEAT MY CAPTION!
I WIN



Yes dear,
*controlling guffaw*
two inches
is still a sin.

        

Win fame
WYSIWYG



McFakers


Why We Win
Beating "The Man"— With An Indomitable Spirit

 

WYSIWYG




Ted's Vat




PRESS RELEASE
National Pissatorium

 

WYSIWYG

Shareholders of the National Pissatorium will be pleased to note that we were able to sell— it's original contents having been distributed,  the Ted Kennedy (may the Lord forgive him) vat, to a Berlin hotel.  We turned a nice profit. 


What does Nero do all day?


Leaked Memos Lead Media To Ask – What Does Obama Do All Day?

 

Mickey Kaus of the Daily Caller comes right and asks – What does he (Obama) do all day?  Kaus spent a bit of time looking over a just-published piece by Ryan Lizza titled The Obama Memos.  While Lizza attempted to somewhat soften the reflection those memos made of a rather disinterested and at times, utterly out of touch Barack Obama – Kaus was having none of it:

…I’m sure Obama is smarter than this. He can’t be an executive who spends his days checking boxes, accepting the choices presented by his aides, never reaching outside them through unconventional channels or reaching unconventional thinkers, never throwing over the framework with which he is presented.

I’m sure of it, but I can’t find much evidence for it in Lizza’s piece. The aides who leaked him the memos didn’t do Obama any favors.

[Ulsterman Report cont]
WYSIWYG
I think he looks out the window and plays the violin


In depth analysis ... LOL



News Live From The Source


 

cnn

Apparently CNN didn't see the irony in this message (admission).




Separated at birth?

The Humanity                        

Separated at Birth?
 


Separated at birth?


Annie Sprinkle

       WHAT GUMMINT DOES
    
   
                   with our tax dollars

Annie Sprinkle

Ellen F. Steinberg, aka Annie Sprinkle, ex-prostitute and porn star turned performance artist.    Her best known theater and performance art piece was her Public Cervix Announcement, in which she invited the audience to "celebrate the female body" by viewing her cervix with a speculum and flashlight.

ThoR sent me this picture without perhaps  knowing its cultural significance.  It's not scandalous so much that Ms. Sprinkle invited people (mostly men) to discover the deepest mysteries of what that—   place  really is.  A mystery that any young man would almost certainly avail himself of solving, given the chance (I mean, it's akin to plumbing the lower depths of an Egyptian pyramid in a search for King Tut's tomb). 

No, the scandal is that the National Endowment for the Arts granted her taxpayer dollars to fund this, and  similar performances by other perverts. One of the few MOC outraged enough to decry the public funding  was the late, sainted, senator from North Carolina, Jesse Helms. Liberals used it as further proof of  Helms's bigotry and intolerance.  It was a wake-up call to many ( I had already come to the realization) that the Democrat Party was  now  habitat for the most disagreeable people in our society.  And it's been downhill since.  And there are still questions about, you know. 





Thursday, February 02, 2012

New improved PBM&Lettuce

Today's Culinary Tip

 


Peanut butter, lettuce and mayo

A very good alternative the the peanut butter, lettuce, and mayonnaise sammich is using a nice fresh, supple wheat tortilla instead of bread.  You're welcome.




"... and they'll thank government."

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets

Phone Ap Lets Citizens Alert Authorities When
They See Wrongdoing. 
Instant picture and GTP coordinates


 


Montgomery C. Bama

The application would be especially useful for high school and college students, who often find themselves walking back from class late at night, or the victim of hazing, bullying, or drug use. What is key about CrimePush.com is that it empowers the average citizen, ordinary bystanders, to report crime instead of ignoring it.

Pahlevani tells us to take a moment to think about the number of crimes that go unreported. “Often people are witness to crimes, such as sexual assault and robbery, but do not take the time or effort to call the police. [Full]

Please sir, may I have another?