Not you ... them.

Today's Annoying Repetition

I'm very interested in hearing  first hand accounts of Obama supporters who are now feeling neck hairs standing up. They will be along soon enough.

We, you and I, won't be remembered.  We're the people who read Mein Kampf, listened to Hitler's rhetoric, and pestered friends with warnings that he was a monster.  We were the first to disappear. People were mostly glad, because we'd become something of an annoyance, like harridans with an unpleasant, and ultimately dangerous message.  The Pastor Niemöllers, respected members of the large "moderate" voter class who went along, only to admit their huge errors in judgment as they were led off to the camps, are remembered by name.  As their souls floated by us, maybe we called them assholes. Obama's books contain his straightforward Marxist theology.  Nobody actually read them, just as nobody read Mein Kampf, but it's all there. His Marxist views; his dissatisfaction with our written constitution.  His close, probably closest associate,  formulated plans for "reeducation camps" in the southwest.  Places where upwards of 20,000,000 "uneducatable" Americans would "be eliminated."  It was there. Those warnings were brushed aside.  Assholes. “ "You can't just listen to Rush Limbaugh and get things done," he told top GOP leaders, whom he had invited to the White House to discuss his nearly $1 trillion stimulus package. ” During his campaign, Obama sent storm troopers to harass radio stations who carried an anti-Obama message.  Missouri states attorneys -  Obama supporters - called for the arrest of people who questioned Obama's Christianity, or otherwise "told lies" about him.  Obama has a totalitarian, socialist mindset.  And now he has all the guns.  Assholes.

Birbiglia

Commiedians and other entertainment trash

This began as a response to Hardcrab's comment on the Buttons thread. I took it to the Big Show. The entertainment world is a cauldron of Marxist group- think, and get-alongers.  However, unless they're on my shoot-on-sight list (Streisand, Fonda, Asner, Franken, Springsteen) I'll use them for momentary pleasure, just as I would a cheap whore.  Christopher Guest cracks me up, and his films are non political.  Same with lots of them. But ... I just happened to catch Mike Birbiglia on Commidy Central.  Never heard him before, but the guy was good.  I shot this clip (above) about White folk's alternative to the "N Word."  So, Birbiglia's rolling along and  -- out of the blue he begins an "idiot Bush" routine.  Har-de-har.  Your time is up bitch.  Get yo clothes on and get out. No tip.

A Muzzy Fakir

Get Even Time

Obama Endowment For The Real History

Nice Tits

Ницца сиськи

Tag Line

"Although President Obama swept into office pledging ..."

The defining tag line for the Obamacy.

Frank-Dodd Depression

The Frank-Dodd Depression Deepens

Breeders Cup

Woot-Woo

Wal-Mart Smiles

This is America

Why We Win

The Execution of Bill and Hillary

Today's WTF

My kids are movie aficionados, and all of then gave Benjamin Buttons a throw-up.  Two, Greep and Joe,walked out of it.  That's quite a gulf between this Oscar hype, so what's up?  Is Benjamin Buttons a metaphor for Barack Osama?  WTF?  And while I'm at it ... I'm bombarded with hype for yet another Nixon hate move, Frost/Nixon,.  Whose idea was it to make this film?  I mean, there are already more than 40  in the can, so how is it that Hollywood dickwad Ron Howard thought, "What the world wants is another one?" Meanwhile, how many Clinton movies have been made?  Exactly none.  Primary Colors only alluded, and The Path to 9/11, although documenting the Clinton Administration's criminal ineptness, focused on the broader topic.  Films about individual Clinton scandals would exceed 40 by themselves, and be ever more entertaining.  Plus, the bulk of today's movie goers actually remember them.  Box office for the fantasy film, "The Execution of Bill and Hillary, would blow the Bush Assassination Film off the charts.

Traffic slide

When Liberals Run Things

This Current Reich

"I am concerned that these [infrastructure jobs] not go to white male construction workers." - Robert B [Third] Reich

Limbaugh created a stir by saying he hoped Obama failed, if his policies were socialist. Duh.   And they are.  Duh.  What's the stir?  Robert Reich knows he's among like-minded friends here, and has just described what we might expect. Until someone can describe to me a process whereby honest elections, and a responsible media will return, I see no other recourse than, preferably, the secession of several states, or failing that, open general rebellion, as horrific as that would be.    White union nincompoops are as much responsible for this latest regime as are anyone, so good.  It's proper that they lose their jobs based on the racist doctrine democrats live by. Else they won't have reason to grab old Betsy from the closet and tell their union leadership to quit financing communism, or get a tongue lashing from a .44. What?  Too strident?  LOL. Thanks to cuzricky for the tip.

Allah Quackbar

The Picture Obama is Hiding

US Air flight 1549 terrorists

Tim W

Totalitarian Emerging

The Pot of water has been dispensed with.

I don't recognize the legitimacy of this gummint.  I do recognize it's ability to crush dissenters. Let's call this square one.

Love affairs

eHarmony Reject

A family B-I-L was advised just this weekend by the group to give e-Harmony a try.  I'm not making this up.  Nah ... couldn't be.

Supremes Rule

Nice drapes

Snark Award

Claire

Gwine to da inaugral

The Good Deed

Pretend Government

Pretender

When Obama bin Laden's train stopped in Baltimore he graciously thanked Gov. O’Malley and native Nancy Pelosi, but didn't mention Baltimore Mayor Sheila Dixon who had, in fact, issued the invitation for his visit.  Reason?  The democrat mayor has been indicted on 12 counts of felony theft , perjury, fraud and misconduct in office  An Obama aide said he didn't want more association with crooked democrat officials.   How does he plan on dealing with his own cabinet then, not to mention congress? In case you missed this item, it says all that needs saying about the United States Senate, once called the world's greatest deliberative body, now resembling a playpen house of lords.  The reason why New York's Gov, Patterson will appoint empty vessel  Caroline Kennedy to replace Clinton ... “ ... based their conclusion on the view that Paterson, after nearly two months of indecision, would "greatly embarrass" and "entirely humiliate" Kennedy, anger her prominent political family and even offend President-elect  Osama by picking someone other than President John F. Kennedy's daughter. ” Beauty.

Use Me

And Use Me Hard Like the Whore I AM!

Glitch in Microbot's Software

"Cut Henry Waxman's Nuts Off"

Filth Ascendant

Today's Historical Moment

Last Chance Broken Arrow

Personals:

Seeking immediate "blue on blue" event. Driver must supply own equipment. Act now, call me later.

Lost Evidence

Stepping out ot the batter's box here

I can't deal with this stuff anymore

IHTMFCSWAMHAS

“ This is from his speech in Philadelphia this morning. Where better to announce the founding of a new nation shaped in his image? And where else, more mocking, more audacious? And where else, better to fool people, as a patriot? ”

The Era of Dependent Pissants

The End of One Era ...

The Start of Another Whining Pissants

Bush Legacies

Great Bush Successes

In Celebration

May 2, 2003, Commander in Chief lands on USS Lincoln Having proclaimed President Bush's strategy of isolating Iran with democratic governments in Afghanistan and Iraq as "missions impossible," and "another Vietnam quagmire," the left exploded in uncontrolled  anger over this image of former Air Force pilot Bush landing on the carrier Lincoln in celebration of what remains, to this day, a victory.  How did Democrats try to neutralize the effects of American military success, and grab power? FAIL

Modern Presidential History

Preview of Coming Distractions

The Inaugural Address

As an Indonesian citizen who skipped the naturalization process altogether, and with it instruction in United States law and history, President Obama can be forgiven the spotty knowledge of both that he displayed during the campaign.  With his past having been erased, Barack is scrambling to find an identity compatible with traditional values. He seems to have settled on an amalgam of Lincoln, FDR, and JFK.  Here then are the fractured catch phrases we can expect from his Inaugural address on Tuesday.  I'm not making this up. “ Axe not what you have to fear. You have nothing to fear but but what government will do to you. When I find out what Sen. Kennedy's been drinking,  I'm sending a case to everyone in congress. ”

ANN v. MFCS

Clucking Hens Meet a Grown-up Human

Where's Your Compassion?

I'll offer this as a prime example of why it's impossible to change today's liberal culture, not that you need more examples.  Feel-good trumps hard fact every time with these people.  I make no apology for pressing the NUKE THEM ALL TO HELL NOW button. And here I was hoping for a day without doing that, but it's for a better world.

Miracle Image of Van Gogh?

Tards Away

Today's Keeping it Real

From XM Comedy last night ... “ This PC stuff is killing me.  I was censored on Leno.  They told me I couldn't use one of my routines because I used "Retard."  I asked why?  Because it's an offensive word, they answered.  Offensive to whom?  [Ralphie Mays] ” *Smacks head*  The accepted alternative, according to the Donna Shalalas of the word, is "Mentally challenged." Egad.

Is a liberal sh*t in the woods?

Power to the Poo-Poo Pee-Pee People

Who, incidentally, are now in charge of us.

“ The Nopopo batteries use a combination of magnesium and carbon that can be mixed with a variety of fluids (including urine) to produce a charge. These batteries only last around 500mAh, which is far less than your average alkaline AA battery, but at least you won't have to kill the earth to recharge them. ” Does Drew Barrymore sh*t in the woods?  All this, and more.  Like, the new alternative heat source idea - burning humans.  Moonbattery has it all.

Avert - Eyes!

Officer and Gentleman Unplugged

Run Like a Man

Barn Army Memo

Without naming names, this is  letter is representative of others I've received from many, many Barn Army women. “ Dear Supreme Commander S.H.Long: I can't thank you enough for including me in the ranks of America's Barn Army regulars.  I particularly like that you make no distinction between men and women, even to the point of having group showers and latrines.  But here's where I'd like some help.  During our bayonet charge drills, for instance, I can't help noticing that we girls run like, well, girls.  Is there some trick that will give us that same swaggering, heroic-like motion? Thanks ever so much, Samurai ... (name deleted). ” Thanks for your question (name deleted).  Yes, you'll need two boiled and peeled eggs and one of those mesh onion sacks Works like a charm

Putin's Request

Secret Files

Putin is Dyslexic

Dyslexic The recent bizarre, and pointedly jingoistic ravings of Stalin wannabe Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, a.k.a. Pooty-Poot, is explained by these secret Barn Army photos taken by undercover agent Juice. He has a dyslexic mind, and is quite illiterate. So, when he recently criticized President Bush, or threatened to cut European gas supplies, what he was really trying to say was, "Please, somebody kill me."

Verizon Service

Today's Consumer Report

Verizon

We've had Verizon FIOS phone, internet and television service for two years.  Score: Quality Interface Phone A  N/A Internet A B+ Television A- C The television interface score reflects my breaking three remote controls (@ $6.95), because I hold it in my hand, find a comfortable feeling button (Volume and Channel in my case) and, Capt. Queeg like, rock them them continuously.  More seriously, their menu system would be much improved if they just copied Direct TV's.  TV quality gets a downgrade to A- for not carrying RFD TV.   Verizon gets a Sneaky Bastard gig too, and here's why.  When we signed up we received a bundled price, but in the past year costs have undergone significant mission creep, which I attributed to rental movies, rate increases, etc.  We were at the point of ditching all but the cheapest phone service, and going with one of the Vonage services for long distance.  But I digress. While I was ordering a High Definition cable box, and exploring my options, the Verizon lady Mrs. Johnson asked, "do you know about our bundled service plan?"  Yes, we have the bundled service.  "I don't show that you do?"  Huh?  "Oh, I see.  It expired."  Huh?  "I'm going to go ahead and renew the contract (one year), is that okay?"  Huh? Bottom line, and you've seen the commercials, we will get all three services for $109/ month (cheaper than when we started) , plus the set box monthly rental fee, and tax.  In our case it means that, after adding a third HD Box (TIVO-like recorder), and getting all HD programming, we will pay about $40 less/month.   Not only that, as a parting shot Mrs. Johnson said, "Oh, by the way, we're upgrading your FIOS internet to "20" download and "5" upload speed, three times faster than presently. Which was blazing to begin with.  How fast is that?  I'm writing this review two hours from now.   I did a speed test last night. Compare yours here. I offer this for what it's worth. And remind me next January to redo my bundle, because they don't.

Pre Endoscope

Muzzy Uggy

BURKA! BURKA! BURKA!

I'be gome blinf

DC CRIME

Obama Stuff

Crap - I read this to mean --  I'm not making this up --  to mean that Bush was declaring martial law to prevent turning the government over to an illegal alien communist.  The tip-off was the £110m cost.  It's more like $100 trillion, and 100 million lives.  Sigh. More disappointment.  Then, there's this secret news you will only read here. .  A routine examination of the Obamamobile disclosed an act of sabotage.  A disaffected Hillary Clinton supporter plead guilty to replacing a section of door armor with heavy duty tin foil.  Click HERE for full sized secret drawing of this wretched excess. Let him ride around in a donkey cart, that's what I say.  His supporters won't assassinate him, and his enemies, scared to death of a glut of stadia, schools, airports and highways named after the sumbitch, won't either.

HP DEALS

Hurry, valid only through 1/30/2009 or while supplies last!

MM

Fried Foods

Southern Fried Pizza

One of the things I've learned on the long journey to becoming a gourmet chef, is how to handle disasters.  You have a house full of people for your dinner party, when at the last minute the soufflé falls, or the mashed potatoes are too runny, or like that.  The answer - deep fry your mistakes and serve.  Deep frying makes everything wonderful.  Works on leftover foods too, as seen here in Southern Fried Pizza.  You're welcome.

Spackle Time

The Whipped Man's Burden

We're having a baby shower here Sunday, with company we don't know. You know what that means, don't you?  That's right.  Spackle and repaint the whole house, clean my desk, and make sure the seat's down.  That's what I'll be doing.

Lost fruit

How was your date dear?

Hey, I saw this crap movie before.

Today's Shlongderdamus

Déjà Vu-doo

I'm looking forward to hearing this plaintive plea from lib media -- "If congress doesn't give Obama the 350B bailout money, his will be a failed presidency from the start."  Obama will  successfully lobby  Rep. Marjorie Margolies-Mezvinsky (PA D)  in the House, and Sen. Bob Kerrey (D NB) in the Senate and squeak by, just.  More to look forward to.  Obama Executive Order ends  "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."  Michelle Obama fires the Secret Service; replaces them with the Farrakhan Republican Guard.  Obama Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel commits suicide in Fort Marcy Park by cutting his head off. Hillary Clinton turns over her WHO Database to Bill Ayers for "processing."   A postal worker in Minnesota assassinates Al Franken.  Dems respond with The Omnibus Gun Seizure Bill.  The NRA protests. WCBM in Baltimore loses it's broadcast license in the first Fairness Doctrine challenge.  Worried broadcasters nationwide drop all talk radio.  Rush Limbaugh buys the Miami Dolphins, and retires.  Ubangi Rock dominates the airwaves. The FBI gives Obama's WH the list if every blogger who's called Obama a MFCS.  They disapp

Liberal Whines

Doo-Dah

doo doo

I almost can't stand more of this racist whining from the most racist group of dew-berries on God's earth.  Time for some foot stompin' music.

PMCS

Today's Shlongderdamus Vision

PMCs

Will Decide America's Fate, One Way or Another

Third dumbest thing we ever did was end the military draft.  End of discussion.

Inquisitive

Today's WTF? Five Guesses

Swedish Cub Scouts San Francisco Christian School Crisis Center Montessori School Musical Chairs Pin the Tail Party Game Hide the Cocktail Wiener

She wanted something that fit

EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK

Michelle Obama's Inuagural Slippers.