Sunday, February 28, 2010

I'm sure it's nothing, but ...

nothing to see here,
please keep moving
         
 
 



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Saturday, February 27, 2010

Can the chef make me a number 214?

"So sorry. I was supposed to bow to you."
(provisional winner)
Caption Obama

Great Notions

Radical Housing Proposal of the Day
 
Boned Jello
I've come up with a radical scheme that could possibly work to end the housing crisis:

1) People that can't or won't pay their mortgage lose the house.
2) The banks take the house and sell it to people who can afford it.

There are a few flaws:

1) It doesn't require massive amounts of government money.
2) It doesn't protect people from their mistakes.
3) It doesn't punish responsible people who are patiently waiting for houses to become affordable.
4) It could result in the banks that helped create this mess failing.

In spite of these issues, I believe we should give it a try.  Pedigree, via Doug Ross

Oh yeah, that's what I want ...

JFC!
 
I don't think I've ever been gobsmacked by a television commercial like I was with this.  I capped it off  a crime channel last night.  I'm not going to say why it assaulted my sensibilities., because I want to see if y'all see the same thing.

I like my memories better

Drawings from People Who Spent Their
Childhood in Nazi Concentration Camps

 

I like my memories better

Good-bye how are you?

10 Reasons to Avoid
Talking On the Phone

 
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No socialized medicine - protect Medicare

Sign of the times


No socialized medicine - protect Medicare


Bullshit Bingo

How to Stay Awake During Obama Speeches:
Play Bullshit Bingo

badanov

Pelosikaze

CNN Poll:
Majority says government
a threat to citizens' rights


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ideological kamikaze

The survey indicates a partisan divide on the question: only 37 percent of Democrats, 63 percent of Independents and nearly 7 in 10 Republicans say the federal government poses a threat to the rights of Americans.
This warms the cockles of my heart, it does.  First,  CNN's finely tuned polling database yielding that result extrapolates to something like 60% from reliable sources.  Second, the  "only 37 percent of Democrats" number, added to those of regular Americans, is formidable.   

Now, the mystery.  More than anything else, it's the specter of gummint grabbing control of  health care that's responsible for those numbers.
Why then have Obamunists adopted a timetable calling for ramming it down our throats within the next six weeks?   That's mid May, a scant 6 months from the mid-term elections?  An act of truly deranged, desperately deranged, people.   Again, ideological kamikaze seems the only answer that suffices.  Blam-blam-blam

Blonde's Password

Passwords
Boned Jello

20100227 02:08SherryDuring a recent password audit at our company, it was found that a blonde receptionist was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

PS: if AP can do it, so can I!

Sleeping in

Sleeping in here boss

Boned Jello


Baby O

In Passing

In Passing
 I've got your back

Taliban thought we were on run, but the tables have turned
For years the farmers who tend the neatly arranged rows of crops along the river banks have been forced to endure the Taliban's oppressive rule. Few dared challenge the Taliban regime after a group of Afghans who had objected to the Taliban's strict implementation of Islamic law were hanged from a tree.

Taliban Blown Up By Own Bombs
They were racing to plant the IEDs before the Allied offensive Operation Moshtarak. The triggers on the IEDs have become so sensitive the terrorists are accidentally detonating them as they hide them.


Above articles courtesy of the British press.

The Man Who Would Take Murtha's Seat for the GOP
American Thinker: Col. Russell, what do you think about Deputy National Security Adviser for Homeland Security and Counterterrorism John Brenna saying that we have been too nasty to the Taliban?

Col. Russell: One: I think that it is incredibly, incredibly naïve. A fun quote that always comes to mind when I hear some of these folks talk about counterterrorism and fighting the fight comes from Gen. George Patton, who said basically that they know less about fighting than they do about fornicating.
happyfaceHawaii Birth Index shows no Obama
In response to the evasive denials of my original UIPA request, and the outright claim I has written what I did not write, Miss Janice Okubo admitted to me last week, that microfiches of the Hawaii Birth Index did exist, and that they did not contain the said surnames. 


deficit -2010

Report: 3 key senators propose jettisoning 'cap-and-trade'; favor reducing carbon pollution
HOW CAN THIS STILL BE ALIVE!?!
Sens. John Kerry, D-Mass., Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., and Joe Lieberman, I-Conn,., are planning an alternative to be introduced next month, the Post reported on its Web site. The bill would apply different carbon controls to different sectors of the economy instead of taking a national approach.  A carbon tax could be levied on motor fuel.
Rebuttals To Ryan? We're Still Waiting
It was the Wisconsin congressman who made the most pointed remarks about Obama's reform proposal. For example:
"This bill does not control costs (or) reduce deficits. Instead, (it) adds a new health care entitlement when we have no idea how to pay for the entitlements we already have."

• "The bill has 10 years of tax increases, about half a trillion dollars, with 10 years of Medicare cuts, about half a trillion dollars, to pay for six years of spending. The true 10-year cost (is) $2.3 trillion."

• "The bill takes $52 billion in higher Social Security tax revenues and counts them as offsets. But that's really reserved for Social Security. So either we're double-counting them or we don't intend on paying those Social Security benefits."

• "The bill takes $72 billion from the CLASS Act (long-term care insurance) benefit premiums and claims them as offsets."

• "The bill treats Medicare like a piggy bank, (raiding) half a trillion dollars not to shore up Medicare solvency, but to spend on this new government program."

• "The chief actuary of Medicare (says) as much as 20% of Medicare providers will either go out of business or have to stop seeing Medicare beneficiaries."

• "Millions of seniors who have chosen Medicare Advantage (Medicare through a private insurer) will lose the coverage that they now enjoy."• "When you strip out the double-counting and ... gimmicks, the full 10-year cost of the bill has a $460 billion deficit. The second 10-year cost of this bill has a $1.4 trillion deficit."

• "The 'doc fix' (restoring cuts in Medicare reimbursements) costs $371 billion ... a price tag (that) made the score look bad. (So) that provision was taken out, and (put) in stand-alone legislation. But ignoring these costs does not remove them from the backs of taxpayers. Hiding spending does not reduce spending."

• "Are we bending the cost curve down or are we bending the cost curve up? If you look at your own chief actuary at Medicare, we're bending it up. He's claiming that we're going up $222 billion, adding more to the unsustainable fiscal situation we have."

In response to all this, Obama basically talked up the benefits of Medicare Advantage.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Irish Bride

Irish Virginity Test Kit
 
Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.
 
His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit.  A small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."

Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"

The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.  If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see...", you hit her with the shovel.'

Tim W

Founding Father stuff

The Faith of the Founders,
How Christian Were They?


Vantage Points

Boned Jello

Not that this will be the end of it, but there is this phrase, midway through, that should reassure the hesitant ....

The truth lies between these two positions

This issue is an issue because it's a flash-point in the culture war.  Religion is incompatible with the statist religion, which automatically draws political ratbastardcommies into the fray.  To be sure, others are drawn in, but for much the same reason one might  promote Big Ten basketball, when it's obvious the ACC is the gold standard.  It's tribal. (See?)  Anyway, take it for what it's worth, you'll be smarter afterward.

Stupid Gore - Again

Gore 'Has Become a Laughingstock.


  The best part about this? Gore was told this right to his face. Gore was seated in the first row, along with his six fellow board members, in Apple's Town Hall auditorium as several stockholders took turns either bashing or praising his high-profile views on climate change. [More - Jammie wearing fool, including "Meanwhile, the climate hoaxers are definitely stuck on stupid."

Among the nation's literate, Algore has been a laughing stock for some time, as witness this classic.



Mass murder coming; the other 49 too.

Up to 1,200 Killed at One Hospital
by British Version of ObamaCare



Refuse it anyway
 Yet another indication as to why the Dems are encountering so much resistance in their attempt to impose socialized medicine:

Some big panties to fill ...

The children would venture no further
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But they all hoped to one day see those boobies

Foot Bridge Overkill

How Sen. Byrd got his start




Anyway, scum is scum

The allegorical SIEU
 
Or is that visual metaphor?  That stuff confuses me.  Where's Mary?

Filthy people, and not

20 Worst v. 20 Best
Any list of the 20 most Liberal congressman that omits Nancy Pelosi is testament to how really evil the winners are.  Note that, along with Rhode Island and Illinois, both Senators from Maryland made the list.  I apologize for this in the name of my unenlightened friends and neighbors who perped it.  Sigh.
Boned Jello

I'll use this list to determine who gets invited to this year's crab feast, and who does not.  Also, Dodd and Ensign have dual citizenship, so to speak. Fie.

Staring Contest

This made me laugh

Looking for evil as a hobby

An Island Of Sick, Perverted Freaks

Boned Jello

Is it possible this story is true?  James Rummel investigates.
Last year, I read about an incident in a water park in the United Kingdom.

A father took his kids to the park so they could frolic in the cool and refreshing waves. When the children said they wanted to hurl themselves down the water slide, the proud father decided that this would be a perfect opportunity for some action photos of the apples of his eye.

Kid Having Fun!

He positioned himself at the end of the slide, camera at the ready, only to face a muttering and hostile crowd that apparently wanted to lynch him then and there!

The justification for the violence was that he must be a pedophile. After all, what other reason would a grown man have of snapping shots of young children in swimwear? The explanation that he was only photographing his own progeny were rejected out of hand. What else would child molesters say to escape just punishment when the righteous crowd gets their blood up? 

(Hat tip to Glenn. I also cross posted this at Hell in a Handbasket. Check out the comments there, as the readers of my other blog have some interesting things to say.)


The Science Channel - Exacto

In Passing

In passing
 Same old ratbastards



BSA! BAS! BSA!  
The Boy Scouts recently turned one-hundred years old. Did you know that PETA now wants them to phase out the fishing merit badge?

Oh my, one of our elected officials appear to be a low-down skunk liar.  But whom?
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi said that John Boehner had misinformed viewers today when he said that there's public funding of abortion in the health care bill:

Lawyer-unsafe short film of the year
Logorama is an Oscar-nominated 16-minute film with R-rated language and situations and as many as 2,500 possible intellectual property violations. [via Over Lawyered]

‘Health Care’ Summit/Photo Op Overnight Thread: So How’d He Do?
You know you’ve just had a bad day when the apostle of Washington Conventional Wisdom, David “Teddy Kennedy’s seat” Gergen puts on his serious mien (does he have any other?) and pronounces upon the weighty matters of the day.

HCR Summit: The Stage is Set for Reconciliation
Obama is betting that Nancy Pelosi will find 217 votes to pass the Senate bill despite the public's disapproval.

What’s At Stake In The Chicago Gun-Ban Case, McDonald v. Chicago?
Are the 50 states required to obey the Second Amendment?

Or can they do whatever they want, with no obligation to respect our right to keep and bear arms?

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Amazing

What Snowbound Engineers Do
ThoR

A whale of a laugh

Boned Jello

I've got a crush on you

LA Gang Member one jack too many!

This fine upstanding member, of the infamous 18th street LA gang, decided one day that he would try to car-jack a semi truck at gun point. The gangster jumped up on the driver side, while the truck was in motion, and stuck a gun in the drivers face. The only problem was that the truck driver opened up the door and knocked the attempted thief, off. He lost his balance and fell under the wheels of the truck. At which time the driver slammed on his brakes, resting on top of him and decided that this was the perfect time to whip out his Fuji Disposable camera....Say cheese homie!    -            Have a nice day!!:))
C/R

More phony Obama numbers

Obama Administration's baseline revenue
falls $3.8T short of current law baseline


Boned Jello

"Obama's estimate is either a baldfaced lie, or evidence of utter incompetence."

Why not both?


Too Late to apologize

Summing of the Summit

The Summing Up
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xkcd Lab Coats

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What the Internet Knows About You

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Exploded

VOORHES

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Creative Eye Candy Extrodinaire

Inhofe wants Gore jailed

You have won tickets
to two short films


I snagged this clip from a recent airing of a Hitler Channel's "Global Warming, er ... Global Climate , er Global Ice Age agitprop. Given that not a day goes by without new revelations of fraud withing climatologist cells, I found it both instructive, and amusing. These people are, of course, criminals.

This is a companion video to the 'Convenient Ice Age" video on the left.  It's a segment from a Pajamas Media interview where Sen. Inhofe discusses what was, and is, behind the UN's campaign to sell AGW.
The Convenient Ice Age
Mr. Gore, Call Your Attorney:
Sen. Inhofe's Call to Investigate Al Gore Over Climategate

The Singularity

Sensible, ergo no chance

Five Health Care Reform
Solutions That Make Sense


  1. Sell Insurance Across State Lines
  2. Let individuals purchase health insurance with pre-tax dollars
  3. Encourage Health Care Savings Accounts (HSAs)
  4. End abusive medical litigation
  5. Cover the uninsured ...  without expanding American debt
  6. No Green card, no Band-Aid

I'm in.
C/R

St. Ann Flipped?

Intriguing QOTD
If they could, Americans would cut the power to the Capitol, throw everyone out and try to deport them. (Whereas I say: Anyone in Washington, D.C., who can produce an original copy of a valid U.S. birth certificate should be allowed to stay.)
Hmmmmmm

Get out of my end time MoFo

Hands off my Meds
 
Bruce Tower has prostate cancer.  He wanted to take a drug that showed promise against his cancer, but the FDA would not allow it.  One bureaucrat told him the government was protecting him from dangerous side effects.  Tower’s outraged response was: “Side effects, who cares? Every treatment I’ve had I’ve suffered from side-effects. If I’m terminal it should be my option to endure any side-effects.” - John Stossel


John Stossel's position here, I'll wager, is one that resonates +++ with the body politic.   Speaking out of hand, I think the Thalidomide scare of the 1960's served to cause people to plead for stronger regulatory clout from the gummint.  Enter David Kessler; FDA commissar under Bush 41 and Slick.  Kessler is the poster boy for the unctuous power grabbing bureaucrat that's become the rule in Washington.  He lobbied hard for the  power to use his position to ban, ad hoc,  the use of tobacco, and by extension anything else he found repulsive.  That spirit pervades the current administration.  The solution of course is more firing squads, figuratively speaking of course.