Monday, October 22, 2012

E. J. Dionne's World



It's Always Sunny in E.J.:

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 WaPo's E. J. Dionne argues that Obama has to win big against the Republicans in order to get a sufficient mandate for governing in his second term: [Mickey Kaus]


Michelle Jenneke

Oh My
I just watched the Michelle Jenneke video again.   I feel all wholesome again.

U.N. American Activities


U.N. American Activities



United Nations-affiliated election monitors from Europe and central Asia will be at polling places around the U.S. looking for voter suppression activities by conservative groups, a concern raised by civil rights groups during a meeting this week.
[...]
Liberal-leaning civil rights groups met with representatives from the OSCE this week to raise their fears about what they say are systematic efforts to suppress minority voters likely to vote for President Obama.

The intervention has drawn criticism from a prominent Conservative-leaning group combating election fraud. [Full]

Criticism?  Go figure? 

Jummy Carter started this crap of inviting the U.N. to monitor our elections, as though we were some third world country.  I once polled the United States,  asking everyone to swear to shoot on sight any Blue Helmeted intruders, and as I remember it 100% of respondents did.   Draconian?  Hardly.  Of course,  since then we've allowed a president to give  Chinese spies unlimited access to his administration, and another has a steady stream of officially designated Moslem (and American) terrorists visiting the White House [Islamist radicals find warm welcome in Obama White House] But I digress.  Finish reading on your own.  Lest I stroke out. Or violate the court order to be civil to ratbastard democrats on Mondays.



Magic Poll Make-up Time?



Begin The Magical Mystery Polls!


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Here we are,  finally.  The last few weeks before the Obama referendum.   The man has had absolutely no good news, accomplishments (ever?), nor a lead in any major poll for about a month.  Even the subservient Gallup Poll has had Romney @ +6 for a week.  What does this all mean?  Yes, scruffy fellow in the rear—?

El correct-o scruffy fellow!
Obama will magically begin to close the gap, and actually surpass Romney.  How will this happen?  Yes, first row micro mini dress lady—?

Right you are pretty lady.  It will happen because it must happen, lest Demo voters become so demoralized that they don't bother to vote, and even Amy Biviano loses.  Gird your loins fellows!


Aside.  I note that quite a few senate races are still polled as iffy for the good guys.  But remember, every one of those polls are using 2008 Dem turnout numbers in their projections.     So drop your leaflets and demoralize, demoralize, demoralize!




Sunday, October 21, 2012

In the great tradirion of CBS News

Most Trusted Man in America *cough*




Baby Having Baby; Eating People & Tyranny



Three Things I Wouldn't Have Seen 30 Years Ago.
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T

Confidentiality rules vs. union ambitions: “A new rule that the Obama administration is trying to enact in Washington would require employers to report all contracts with lawyers or consulting firms involved in labor relations — including how much they’re being paid — regardless of what kind of work they’re doing for a particular client.” [Daniel Fisher, Forbes]


 

"Obama ‘Towering Figure’ on Foreign Policy" - LOL

People being ridiculous and saying stupid stuff
Van Jones: Obama ‘Towering Figure’ on Foreign Policy

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Rampant Crime Time


Democrat or Bubonic








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SAN FRANCISCO –  In this tech-savvy city teeming with commuters and tourists, the cell phone has become a top target of robbers who use stealth, force and sometimes guns.

"Someone once asked me, “How is it that you can't shoot a criminal 200 meters away, but police don’t do anything to stop them?”. SHTF, whatever type of crisis it may be, isn’t fair. It will be absolutely unfair." (Thoughts-on-survival.html)

Nearly half of all robberies in San Francisco this year are cell phone-related, police say, and most occur on bustling transit lines.

One thief recently snatched a smartphone while sitting right behind his unsuspecting victim and darted out the rear of a bus in mere seconds.

Another robber grabbed an iPhone from an oblivious bus rider -- while she was still talking.[Full]


We live in a relatively crime free community, but just this week 5 homes were invaded, both day and night, including one instance where they entered a room where a woman was sleeping (perps ran when she screamed).

The last time we saw such behavior was in the Carter years,  when silver was selling for a million dollars an ounce (after the market was cornered by the Hunts). and the economy had been, well, Cartered.  This time I fear things will be worse.  Because the people we've allowed into this country are worse.  Get used to more of this sort of thing.  And for God's sake, get armed!







Campaign Shenanigans



Campaign Shenanigans
Rollover for - you know.


When it comes to vitiating the election process,  releasing Early Voting numbers (Early voting- 3 weeks before election day?!?) is almost as bad as the Democrat candidate who displays her lovely, bare nippled ta-tas. Way unfair. 


Fluke You!




Parody

This headline in The Reno Gazette-Journal caught my eye:

    Fluke Takes Center Stage In Reno

Which sounds kind of a big deal: I mean, the cliché “center stage” implies you’re the star, the center of attention, the one everyone’s there to see. And sure enough, in the picture underneath, standing in front of an Obama-Biden banner, there she was:

    Sandra Fluke, a social justice advocate and campaign surrogate for Democratic President Barack Obama, speaks in Reno on Saturday.

And then I read the first sentence:

    "Sandra Fluke, the woman at the center of a media firestorm earlier this year after Rush Limbaugh called her a 'slut,' spoke Saturday in front of about 10 people at the Sak ‘N Save in north Reno."

Ten people? Does that include the reporter? How small a crowd do you have to draw not to get covered by The Reno Gazette-Journal?

Here’s the second sentence:




It's no fluke that Democrats have so badly miscalculated with bimbo Fluke (see the ridiculous "binder" thing).  Dems are the children of protective parents who do their homework, and fight battles for them When faced with a monitored test, they can often scarcely spell their names.



Everyday, there's more

                 

                          
         
                                           
                                                                       2012
 
Obama campaign accepted foreign Web donation -- and may be (LOL) hiding more 
        

Juggling Insanity


The Juggler's Vein

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Do Women Know About Shrinkage?
"Liberalism's Shrinking Agenda"--headline, Washington Post, Oct. 19

Longest Books Ever Written

Shortest Books Ever Written
"Why Newsweek Used to Be Cool"--headline, BuzzFeed.com, Oct. 18


Via James Toranto.  In he same post he delves into the Orwllian minds of  Liberal racemongers [Questions Only Racists Would Ask ].



that's the time for ...

When the frost is on the pumpkin




Tom Smith

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Guess Why?

When Democrats are in charge                                               



The 10 Most Dangerous Cities
Gee, do they have anything in common?
Like, Maybe Baltimore (Rollover)?

Unplugged



The Comedy Central News Hour?

Huh?




Forward to your stupid friends

Black Racism                               

Unacceptable!



What do you think would have happened if a caucasian president had produced and published a You Tube video urging all caucasians to unite for a caucasian president?

This is a significant illustration of hypocrisy and divisive racism by the president of our country.

Can you imagine Romney putting out a call for all the caucasian brothers and sisters to vote for him because he's caucasian and so are they?
 
If this video does not offend you, nothing will.





Obama launched this earlier in the year, but it speaks volumes.  Obviously this post isn't  directed at you guys; it's for your stupid sisters.   I still can't fathom the perfect storm that allowed this guy in.

 cuzzin ricky





This Just In!

Moslem Women Now Allowed to Drive!




cuzzin ricky

Halloweener


Halloween Costume for the Proper Virginia Gentleman


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Abercrombie & Fitch - Berks


                      —   you berks.   



                              When the high-flying CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch boards his $50 million corporate jet, he doesn’t want to see the “end square” of the toilet paper folded in the lavatory.
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* When Jeffries, 68, or boyfriend Matthew Smith make a request, the reply must be, “No problem” — not, “Just a minute,” or “Sure.”



“When dogs Ruby and Trouble travel, Ruby will sit opposite Michael in the cabin, in Sammy’s seat. When Sammy travels, Ruby will sit in Trouble’s seat,” the manual says.
* Stewards must wear black gloves to handle silverware — but white gloves to set the table.

* The staffers, described as actors and models, were also instructed to check for fingerprints on the Gulfstream G550 jet

* Toilet paper must not be “exposed” and its “end square” should not be folded. “Washclothes are to be tri-folded.” [Abercrombie & Fitch CEO’s rulebook for corporate jet staffers]


Cuzzin rickey: "This guy is a bit "edgy"...yes?" 



Herman Cain: ‘Stupid people are ruining America’


QOTD

  "Because one of the reasons we had to do this truth tour is that stupid people are ruining America," Cain declared. "Some of them don't know they're stupid. But they are ruining America."  [Herman Cain]

Being nice cognitive dissonance

What I See        
  

The cognitive dissonance thing
Imagine the world now, had Clinton and Obama been stillborn


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    At a midday GOP rally at Macomb Community College, the president unleashed a rhetorical fusillade on Bill Clinton and running mate Sen. Albert Gore Jr., attacking their fitness for office, their character and charging, “My dog Millie knows more about foreign policy than these two bozos.”

    In particular, Bush targeted Gore, whom he now calls “Ozone Man,” or just plain “Ozone.” “You know why I call him Ozone Man?” Bush said. “This guy is so far out in the environmental extreme, we’ll be up to our neck in owls and outta work for every American. He is way out, far out, man.”

That's Hot Air's Ed Morrissey talking about the moment he realized Bush 41 was going to lose to Clinton.  "When I heard that, I thought to myself, “What President talks like that?”  Part of the advantage the office gives an incumbent is its gravitas."

Cognitive dissonance.

Did GHWB say anything that was the slightest bit untrue?  Were the press reporting anything  at all negative about those two clots?   I know what Morrissey is saying, but I sure wish John McCain had asked Obama about his birth certificate, or his use of a phony Social Security number, or any number of things that were known about Obama's character, but generally unreported at the time.  In fact, McCain's greatest, most selfless act would have been to do what  Billy Pilgrim couldn't do.  Use his access to Obama during the debates to club him, er,  senseless.  In the good way of course.  It would have been like forestalling WWII.



Mr. Johnson Goes to Washington



Mr. Johnson Goes to Washington
Wisconsin Senator and tea party favorite talks about the frustrations of his first two years as a senator, his version of the 'Buffett Rule,' and what could happen if Mitt Romney wins.

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For starters, he says, Congress doesn't operate with anything close to the efficiency of a business: "If you're going to compete against an organization, Congress would be the perfect one to compete against."

... the Senate in 2010 included 57 lawyers (Mr. Feingold was one) but zero manufacturers and just one accountant. With Mr. Johnson, the Senate gained a manufacturer and an accountant.
He pulls out a pen and draws a diagram of Congress—a big rectangle containing a bunch of incongruent circles. "You've got all of these cookie-cutter offices. They're all stove-piped. They're all silent. A bunch of cats that don't play well in the same box. It's competitive. You see the exact same piece of legislation with somebody else's name on it. What's that about?"

The senator believes the 2012 election is seminal not only because he thinks it's our last chance to make a U-turn on the road to serfdom—"this election is literally about saving America"—but also because it offers Republicans a singular opportunity to educate the public about the country's problems, and in doing so, earn a mandate for fixing them.  [Full]

Johnson very much reminds me of Sen. Hank Brown (R CO -1991-1997).   (He was criticized by professional Senate Dems for being a "greedy businessman in it to protect his own interests). He quit after serving two terms to return to that business, saying "two terms are enough." 


Black on W#hite Crime Soars

Provoking Racial Unrest                               


Obama DOJ: Growth in Violent Crimes Against Whites
"The stagnant economy may be driving more  Americans
[ahem] to break the law"
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Not only is the U.S. economy in shambles, violent crime is at an all-time high and new federal statistics show that 2011 saw the biggest increase in criminal activity in nearly two decades with a large boost in the rate of “violent victimizations” for whites.



"There's real pressure on police departments to have the numbers going down all the time."
The rate of violent crime increased by a whopping 17% last year, according to the Department of Justice’s (DOJ) Bureau of Justice Statistics (BJS), marking the biggest jump since 1993. Property crimes also went up 11% last year. That means that in 2011 there were nearly 6 million violent victimizations and more than 17 million property victimizations, according to the DOJ figures.

In an apparent effort to downplay the alarming statistics the feds explain in a press release that the swelling of violent crime is due to an increase in the number of aggravated and simple assaults. There was no “statistically significant change” in the number of more serious crimes such as rapes, sexual assaults and robberies, according to the explanation. [Judicial Watch]


Four words.  Eric;Holder;Barry;Soetoro (never legally had his name changed back  to Obama after adopton by Lolo Soetoro)



Friday, October 19, 2012

Frogs and other twats

when frogs run things                     

The French Great Socialist Revolution Will Be
Homework-Free, And Very, Very Cold

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French Liberals en Masse

The French who earlier announced they are considering replacing "mom and Dad" with  ‘Parent 1’ and ‘parent 2’ have run amok.  Rationale for president Francois Hollande's No Homework promise is that  it encourages "inequality" as homework apparently "favors the wealthy." 

Hoallande also wants to implement energy laws so complicated that  I'll leave them for you to sort. When implemented (France's communist party has demanded changes) will:

" ... ultimately achieve is to collapse revenue at the private (for now) corporations that actually provide electricity, leading to more unemployment, less corporate tax revenues, and ultimate even higher prices passed through in different ways. Oh, and a higher deficit for France, as a result of both declining tax revenue, and higher spending which will be needed to subsidize both the public and eventually private sector, once the energy companies start defaulting left and right."

On topic, our lame-duck president looks to plant more land mines before he's sent back to Kenya.

Interior Dept. creates climate change committee

The Obama administration is creating an advisory committee on climate change to advise the federal government on future operations.

The Interior Department announced the new bureaucracy in a recent federal registry notice along with a call for nominations by Nov. 19 to seat the 25-member board.

The notice specifically states membership will be comprised of state and local government employees, non-governmental organizations, Native American tribes, academia, individual landowners and business interests.

 
 In other words, staffed by the Looter Class and enviro-wackos



A Proper Debate Moderator


I think the next debate moderator should be this guy. (Doug M)

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Salt that Wound- Salt that Wound!

Oh My




The Rout is On?

Oh My



Gallup

Four Things

    Must Eat Brains                         

Four Things WTF?

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Okay, this one's an Obama fund-raiser.
Where's Casca?
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

October Surprise? Nah. Just incompetence.

OBAMUNISM, The Party,
October Surprise Gone Bad?


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Was the attack on Benghazi an "October Surprise" gone bad?

Friday, October 19, 2012 11:09:15 AM · by Jeff Head
JEFFHEAD.COM ^ | 19 October 2012 | Jeff Head

This Free Republic post intrigued me.  What "October surprise" would have come with success?   Mr. JeffHead's article doesn't answer the question, nor seem even to attempt to.  Still, this observation seems to me quite valid.

Could it be, that President Obama's slight and slap in the face Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu helped embolden these enemies? When the President of the United States indicates he does not have time for the Israeli Prime Minister who is facing an Iranian enemy who has promised to destroy Israel and is rapidly advancing in their aims to get nuclear weapons...when that allied prime Minister requests an audience with the president of the United States over these weighty matters Netanyahu is told that Obama does not have time for him?

I'd say it's a near certainty.  What U.S. Presidents say, matter.  Or used to, anyway.  Remember how Saddam tried to feel out the Bush administration's stance on his conflict with Kuwait?  And US Ambassador April Glaspie conveyed the message to Saddam that the US 'had no opinion' on Iraq's future intentions with regard to Kuwait?  Saddam took that to mean he could invade Kuwait, willy-nilly.  You know the rest of that story.

The only other "surprise" outcome I can think of requires the belief that Obama is the anti-Christ and was trying to trigger WWII by serving up Israel to Islamos. Ahem.




Mitt at Al Smith Dinner

Fun Fun Funny




thoR~

Thursday, October 18, 2012

CNN's Candy Memo




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CNN’s explanation of “why Obama got more time speak” is an admission that Crowley intentionally gave


If authentic, CNN’s memo explaining why Candy Crowley permitted President Obama to speak four minutes more than Mitt Romney during Tuesday’s presidential debate is devastating to that network:
Obama extra time because she thought he hadn’t said enough. It’s also an admission that it doesn’t know whether, objectively, Romney said more than Obama in the same amount of time. CNN hadn’t done a word count when it made the claim, and Crowley certainly hadn’t performed one when she gave Obama more time than Romney.

Crowley was, however, watching the time, as she told the candidates several times. As the CNN memo confirms, she wanted to give Obama more time than Romney.

This is just one reason why Crowley should not be permitted to moderate another high-stakes debate. Indeed, assuming the authenticity of the CNN memo, no one from that outfit should be permitted to do so.  [Powerline Full]


Look, this was predictable, and in fact predicted.  The nets are in the tank for democrats, and all of them ought be excluded.  Who should moderate?  Any high school debate teacher, picked at random,  would do a better job than any of that lot have done, ever!



So True

Oh My




Campus Idiots For Obama


                      —   you berks.   






I can’t resist this delicious piece of video from an Obama rally at a Ohio university from our friends at Revealing Politics. The way Kelly Maher tells it, this endeavor started innocently as a project to determine whether rank-and-file Obama supporters had bought the line about Benghazi being caused by a YouTube video. As you’ll see, none of them is even capable of buying a line. [FULL-HOT AIR]

I guess their political science professors didn't discuss this in class.  A very good guess.  And it's not because they're stupid.  I have people just like them in my universe.  People who, in all other regards might be described a brilliant.  But when it comes to politics, their minds have just surrendered to dark forces.  Unfortunately, my response is more, "how stupid are you?" than trying reason.  Like I once would have.   But can't anymore.  Don't be like me.  Keep trying to reason with them.  Even if they act like the dumbest people on God's Earth.  Goddammit!  They've kilt us all.


Kill Romney


Provoking Racial Unrest                                 

HELTER SKELTER

Twitter Explodes With Criticism of Obama After He Called Four Dead Americans in Benghazi ‘Not Optimal’

     
    Brady Cremeens @brady_cremeens
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    Barack Obama's entire presidency. #notoptimal
    18 Oct 12

     Brittany @iamBryttaknee

    Candy Crowley's fact checking skills. #notoptimal
    18 Oct 12

     Sunny @sunnyright

    The incumbent president of the United States reduced to running for reelection on Big Bird and binders. #notoptimal
    18 Oct 12

      Ben Howe @BenHowe

    I'm guessing Obama moved on to talk about how you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs? Class act, that guy. #NotOptimal



Vice President Joe Biden issued a warning to an audience today referencing Paul Ryan’s book Young Guns. "The bullets are aimed at you," said Biden.



"I don't understand how they believe, and they do believe: Ryan has written a book called The Young Guns with two other fellows, members of the House," said Biden. "No, these are the Republican leaders in the House ... Unfortunately, the bullets are aimed at you."

None, However, Call for Killing Him. Like This Lot Do Romney

@Gotta__Lov3it
If Romney win this election, he might as well wear a shirt that says "Assassinate Me Bitch"

@WestonSebree
I'm gonna murder Romney right now—
Weston Sebree (@WestonSebree) October 17, 2012

@iBeBlowinUrMind
Somebody needs to asassinate This mofo Romney 16 Oct 12

@erinheaven
If Romney is elected, I'm going to assassinate him #sniperstyle—
Erin (@erinheaven) October 17, 2012

@breeziedeeznuts
if romney's elected as president, I will personally assassinate him.—
Rihanna Taught Me (@breeziedeeznuts) October 17, 2012


Res Ipsa Loquitor This is unfathomable, or would have been a few decades ago.  We've read for four years about Obama's use of thug tactics reminiscent of a certain 1930's  group called "Brown Shirts."  My take has been that, while Obama's tactics imitate National Socialism, his focus on creating racial division is out of Charles Manson's playbook—"HELTER SKELTER"  Let's hope the bastid's hold over his followers will dissipate before stuff burns, which is what  I think Obama wants.



Urinal prompter

Oh My




Merrily

Who Won The Debate Tomorrow?


          "The best part for me what — I think there was booing — wasn’t there booing on uh … was it Mitt Romney?"




  Comedian Jimmy Kimmel aks (Los Angeles) people "Who won the debate?"  Before it was held.



3 Brits

Three More Britishisms




America v, Fascism

Today's Billboard




cuzzin ricky

Twat's That?

                                                                               Euro Trash

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The Magazine's recent article about the Britishisation of American English prompted readers to respond with examples of their own - here are 30 British words and phrases that you've noticed being used in the US and Canada.

(like these)
Bloody, adj. and adv. An intensifier: absolute, downright, utter. Sometimes in a negative sense
Cheeky, adj. Insolent or audacious in address; coolly impudent or presuming.
Frock, n. A girl's or woman's dress.
Knickers, n. An undergarment for women covering the lower trunk and sometimes the thighs and having separate legs or leg-holes
Shag, v. To copulate with. "You guys missed the best one. 'Shag'

Full List

I can attest to this.  Because I've watched at least one "Top Gear" episode every day for well over a year (I'm on my 4th run through the series), I've taken to using words like Boot (car trunk), Bonnet (car hood), Pillock (stupid, annoying person); Lot (group, as in "that lot"), Twat ( widely used as a derogatory epithet), and many more. 

There's another aspect to Britishisms, one that I've more or less, and quite  consciously adopted.  That is to assign the plural to groups, organizations and corporations.  For instance, we are used to saying "Ford is introducing a new car."  Brits say,  "Ford are introducing a new car"

I think the Brits have it right, and it seems to roll off my tongue.  The problem comes when you're not consistent, which may cause the reader to think you're a  twat, as I'm sure you lot do me.  Well bugger off!
Sigh.


Late Undecideds Don't Vote


Today's Clue


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*98.3% who say they're undecided at this point won't vote anyway. so who cares?  Nobody but media pollsters who see them as good "push-pull" fodder.

*Nations Fact Bureau