Wednesday, May 01, 2013

Bin Laden's Seals





  I parachute into enemy territory to find some truth

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Res Ipsa Loquitor\
"No verification, no link, no comment . . . just passin it on." - Ron Metzger

That email prompted me to attempt verification.  Here's what I found, in order of Google.

  • "A rumor from late 2012 being peddled on a right-wing website is going viral again — despite its lack of evidence."MSNBC
In other words, we don't know if it's true, and God knows we don't verify anything ourselves, so we'll just ignore this claim.  In more other words, the MSNBC All-stars doing their thing.  Next stop, this.

SEAL Team 6 Assassinated, Dead men tell no tales - James Φοίνιξ

I don't have a daily radio show to record my daily ideas and prediction I can point you to a man who does, Alex Jones. Go back and check out the shows he had days after the news of the OBL kill came out. He CORRECTLY predicts that this SEAL team 6 would get liquidated by their own paymasters very shortly after in some plane or lol helicopter accident..... It's sad actually as I'll bet those who were killed were good patriotic men who just didn't know how utterly ruthless and demented their commanders are.

Looking up  Alex Jones (Info Wars) here boss.

Infowars Ireland Predicted SEAL Team 6 Demise

"What is a known fact is that Osama Bin Laden was not killed earlier this year during the hyped-Pakistan raid, but rather died nearly a decade ago due to health problems.
That the US government is so duplicitous that they arouse just as much suspicion as our “enemies” when US troops die in a combat zone should be a warning and wake up call for all of our brave armed forces.—InfoWars
This means that whoever landed in Pakistan and murdered the people occupying the alleged “Bin Laden” compound, just a stone’s throw away from a nearby CIA safe house, killed someone else. It is quite clear that these people, alleged to have been members of the ultra-secret SEAL Team 6, would then be liabilities to whoever attempted to foist this hoax upon the world.

With that in mind, all the way back in May 2011, Infowars Ireland’s Declan O’Shea predicted SEAL Team 6 would be inevitably eliminated. - [Full video here] "

Hmmmm.  The claim that bin Laden died years ago is something that admittedly comports with my own belief.  I mogated over to
—here.

Translation Of Pakistani Video - This Is The Truth - Osama Died In 2001

Res Ipsa LoquitorIn a vacuum, all this easily fits the profile of nearly every conspiracy theory in my lifetime.

"Something happened that ought not, in my perfect world, ergo it was planned by come cabal."

 But this is not happening in a vacuum.

 Obama's unlikely presidency.  Let's remember that Obama is a man who had two autobiographies published before being elected to office. Experts who analyzed Dreams From My Father concluded that it was likely written by Weather Underground terrorist Bill Ayers. Also, the presidential election in 2008 was the first election Obama won where his opponent was not removed from the race by scandal that left him a clear field. And, more recently, and on point, we have the Benghazi consulate murders and that ongoing cover-up by the Obamas. (To which White House spokesman Jay Carney just said,  in response to a question about the September 11, 2012 Benghazi terror attack, that it "happened a long time ago."

" Although the Obama Administration intentionally gutted security at the consulate prior to the staged kidnapping, former Navy SEALs Tyrone Woods and Glen Doherty disobeyed direct orders to stand down, saved American lives, single-handedly killed scores of attackers…and the attackers, believing that Obama had betrayed them, tortured Ambassador Chris Stevens and dragged his body through the streets. "

Four-Star Admiral James Lyons told the Washington Examiner that Obama "staged a bogus attack and the kidnapping of  an American ambassador so he could “negotiate” the release of a “hostage” and bolster his mediocre approval ratings just prior to the election!"

Just as bizarre as finding conspiracies in everything is never seeing them in anything. 

Conclusion: Obama is a manufactured president who, with justification, believes he can fake anything to further his goals, whatever they might be. The question is, would his arrogance extend to murdering people who threaten to bring him down?  The same question that dogged Bill Clinton.  Is there a conspiracy?


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Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Hang onto a horse

Rorschach Tests I Have Failed



As seen


TJMAX Smith

DNC GREEN SCAMS



McAuliffe's dodgy off-shore tax shelter
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" GreenTech is a subsidary of CWH and McAuliffe obtained 25 percent of the stock. ...  Next, it started recruiting outside investors – primarily from China – through a program called EB-5 that grants visas to foreign citizens in exchange for minimum $500,000 investments in U.S. companies. "

The parent company of a “green” car venture with ties to the Obama administration and Democratic Party leader Terry McAuliffe is incorporated in the tax shelter country of the British Virgin Islands, Watchdog has learned.

Yet just nine months ago McAuliffe, former Democratic National Committee chairman and part owner of GreenTech Automotive Inc., blasted Mitt Romney over allegations the presidential candidate had an offshore bank account.


 
"When Democrats accuse others of wrong doing, you can bet the ranch that they're the ones doing it"  That idea has become  a cultural meme because it's happened so many times since the Clinton. Terror, that even dullards have picked up on it.  I particularly noticed the China connection—McAuliffe was a key player in Chinagate. Like Obama's, the Clinton Administration was so corrupt that if all were sentenced to life in prison, out-of hand, the odds are excellent that no innocent would suffer an outrage.

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A RealBig Red Wagon

             
                                                                     Catharsis
Another "Red Wagon" Joke


 Don M

Can't hum it, so it ain't music

                              
                                            Catchy Lyrics





BEST COMMENT: "Martin Luther must be proud."

   cuzzin ricky

Yo Inna Baby

             
                                                                     Catharsis
Your Inner Baby



  Ron Metzger in St. Louis

Watering your hippies

                                                                        Today's Catharsis
 
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  Kim

Brass Band

 
Res Ipsa Loquitur
Group Multi-Tasking




Why am I reminded of "Debbie Does Dallas?"

Metzger, Ron

Monday, April 29, 2013

Not Limp Wristed

Rorschach Tests I Have Failed




TJMAX Smith

Porche Bike



DIY                    




Americans Fear This Government






or, alternatively
Americans see no difference between government and terrorists

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Boston 4-18-2013


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Ellison, Holder and Men's Lingerie

    Must Eat Brains                     

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Res Ipsa Loquitor


Rep. Keith "Ali Akbar"  Ellison  (M MN) doesn't think the FBI should be focusing a bit more on Muslims than other religious denominations.  Next thing, I expect AG Eric Holder will be saying that American citizenship for illegal immigrants is a civil right.  Or that some Victoria Secret wannabe launches a line if lingerie for men, because they see a market.  We are living in Blizzaro World.

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Ass Bubbles

Oh My




Maryland Democrats




Democrats outspend Republicans in 2013 legislative lodging expenses

Just making a statement here boss


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When it comes to trading taxpayer dollars for hotel stays, Anne Arundel County Democrats in the General Assembly outspent Republicans 47-to-1 during the 2013 session. [Article]

Maryland Democrats rule this state like a personal fiefdom- which it is They will be perplexed, maybe even outraged,  by this fuss.  Perhaps as perplexed as me that the story was printed.


  • Our county government just enacted a new tax on ------ rainwater.  I am not making that up.
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Saturday, April 27, 2013

AGENDA






AGENDA
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Raja,

My friend John Ruseckas sent me this URL for a video.  Damned thing goes for an hour and a half, which is a hell of a lot longer than I normally sit still for a video.  I made an exception in this case, and I'm glad I did. This video, AGENDA: Grinding America Down, is a huge, well done production showing what is happening to America, who started us down this path, what their AGENDA is, and what the result will be.  Damned scary, considering how successful they have been. 

At the end is a hopeful segment, which puts forth the idea that while it is nearly too late, there's still time to avoid the worst.  Trouble is, much of the prescription for our side winning has to do with religion, praying, and so on, which doesn't seem to include me.  I am, after all, not religious, so I want a solution that doesn't include copious prayer!

You may well want to set aside some time to review this video.

Skoonj


"... religion, praying, and so on.."  is on our list at the Barn, but to each his own. (I have not watched it yet) Reviews welcome.


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NEW SEIU MAGAZINE

                                                                                 
What You See                           


What I See





 
SEIU THUGS
As seen
ROLLOVER

MAN LAB ala carte


MAN LAB II


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In response to Wither Man Lab?  Tony Appel kindly provided this site, which contains torrent links like these -
 
Magnet linkVIP Uploaded Y-day 12:02, Size 456.18 MiB, ULed by TvTeam
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Lasting Erection Problem?

Oh My


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smibsid

WORX



TECHNO THRILLS                               

Today's Stuff That Works
WORX JAWSAW
Res Ipsa Loquitor


This was a WOOT  earlier in the week, and it looked like it would fill a need since our last trimmer crapped out.  If you watch the demo, that in fact is how it worked yesterday when I followed MoSup around the yard while she pointed at stuff.  

Res Ipsa LoquitorIt was $119 delivered, including the optional *12' foot extender pole (which this guy is selling for $49.99).  That turned out to be something of a stretch, since I expected the pole was 12', but it was not.  The pole measures 62", and the base unit is 34 inches. Combined, that comes to 8 feet.  Where's my other 4 feet? 

 It turns out that it's a blessing.  The base unit, while not all that heavy, is about all you can handle when hanging off that extension.   Adding another 4 feet would, I imagine, yield an actual load of around 2000 pounds.  BTW, I will be sending this to the company.  Maybe they will, as an act of contrition, compensate me for my grief. 

Would I buy it again?  Yes.  Even with that extension.  BTW, it's extremely quiet.


*PS - It is entirely possible that I misread the Woot specs (the pole is no longer mentioned on the original spec sheet), but checking the  WORX site, they only claim 5', so what the hell.

*PPS - On second look, here's what the WOOT spec sheet said,
  • Cuts limbs up to 12 feet high; easy-to-use single-bolt Auto-Tension system
No effing way. I've been raped!

Tip o' the weiner to ya



                                    
The 24/7 News Cycle  
                                                                                    Trying to fill it is a bitch when you're not allowed to report any democrat negative.
            




Friday, April 26, 2013

Tales in the City Jail

When Democrats are in charge                                               



Four female prison guards impregnated by same inmate
Voltaire too was given to such antics
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BALTIMORE Four female prison guards in Baltimore fell pregnant to the same inmate, according to authorities who have busted a major smuggling gang inside the jail system.

Two of the women tattooed the inmate's name on their bodies and he showered three of them with expensive gifts including cars and jewelry. [full CBS ]


I love stories like this.  As an aside, could this possibly happen if Sheriff Joe was running Baltimore's jail?  That's right.  The entire state of Maryland is run this way.
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Putin on Islam





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"In Russia live Russians. Any minority, from anywhere, if it wants to live in Russia, to work and eat in Russia, should speak Russian, and should respect the Russian laws. If they prefer Sharia Law, then we advise them to go to those places where that's the state law. Russia does not need minorities. Minorities need Russia, and we will not grant them special privileges, or try to change our laws to fit their desires, no matter how loud they yell 'discrimination'.

We better learn from the suicides of America, England, Holland and France, if we are to survive as a nation. The Russian customs and traditions are not compatible with the lack of culture or the primitive ways of most minorities. When this honorable legislative body thinks of creating new laws, it should have in mind the national interest first, observing that the minorities are not Russians.  Vlad "the Impaler" Putin
—  Feb. 04, 2013

It rankles that Putin, this KGB commie,  speaks more truth here than our American president has in his nearly five years in office.

   cuzzin ricky
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Obama: We need help killen dem babies!

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By Sam Baker - 04/26/13 11:46 AM ET
President Obama slammed state abortion restrictions Friday in a speech to Planned Parenthood's national conference.

Obama criticized efforts at the state and federal levels to cut off funding for Planned Parenthood and roll back access to abortion.

When abortion-rights supporters see some of the proposed restrictions, "you want to check the calendar, you want to make sure it's still 2013," Obama said.



Trust us Barry, we know what year it is.


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Who Be What?





Eeny Meenie Miny Mullahs
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Res Ipsa Loquitor


Raja,

I saw this from the Washington Free Beacon, which I like. Gertz writes for them, and he was the big military writer in the Washington Times.

According to this article, the mullah’s are no longer in charge of Iran. It’s now under the control of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. I’m not sure how long they’ve been in control, but apparently Ahmadinejad set up the economical system that brought them to power. Since he is a military veteran, I guess they are friends with him. The IRGC also likes the idea of Iran having nuclear weapons, so this doesn’t solve any major problems for us or Israel. They also don’t like Obama because of his weakness, which puts them in the same boat as many of us.

Darned if I can tell where this leaves us.

Skoonj


I guess, living like this is the best scenario.


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Suing Moslems

Oh My




Mr. Metzger

Look at your colon






A Push to Prevent Colorectal Cancer
Recognizing patients' dislike of colonoscopies, more health systems are offering a simpler option


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Res Ipsa Loquitor
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54 Obama Photochops


54 Obama Photochops




While I was looking for something in my extensive "Obama" file, I decided as a lark to republish a few of my past homages to what's-his-name. All were editorial comments about something going on at the time, some of which will be obvious.  I don't think you'll find a single one of them in Google.

UPDATE
I inadvertently included three pics that weren't mine (one from People's Cube, two others I wasn't sure of).  They're been replaced. 

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Learning to go with the flow


I JUST WON THE POWER-BALL!

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Huck Huck Boy Top Redskin Pick

I told you everything was coming up Milhouse, and it continues. My son Hucker is the Redskin's first draft pick (3rd round) this year, and he hasn't even played football since the Great Thanksgiving Shootout at Miller's Pond in 1998.

But wait!  There's even more.   My eldest son is starring in a new HBO sports series (112 episodes) about basketball coaching legend Lefty Driesell (premiers Jan. 2014). He inked a 2.7 $billion conract, and as his agent I get 15%.

Holy crap - Channel 11 just announced that Maryland Gov. Martin O'Malley and the entire Maryland House of Del agates and Senate have been indicted for voter fraud, conspiracy, and embezzlement of just under $1 billion! 

Res Ipsa Loquitor
WoW!

I'm not sure how this whole thing works.  I know I'm in some bubble universe where I get to make up a lot of my own shit. I mean, none of this stuff could possibly happen in the regular world.  But if, say, I got Angelina Jolie pregnant, would she know about it?   I mean, how interactive is this deal?

Holy crap!  Obama just jumped over the rail at Niagara Falls!




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California Once Had Promise




Do you know what happened 163 years ago?
Back in 1850?




Res Ipsa Loquitor

California became a state

The people had no electricity.
The state had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gunfights in the streets.

So basically nothing has changed except then the
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Women had real boobs and the men didn't hold hands.
That, my friends, is the history lesson for today!





    smibsid

Has the Fat Lady Sung?

Police State Culture

Game Over?
Begin a new season

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Truth be known, we lost the war on terror the minute Bush created the Kafkaesque "Department of Homeland Security" (Abteilung Innere Sicherheit).  Or. was it the very second the first traffic cam was installed?  Or was it that moment when  Virgina Cassidy Blythe Clinton Kelly decided to go ahead and have the kid?  Or when Rose Kennedy failed to have her tubes tied before marriage? Or ... .   *insert sheep sounds*
 
Chief Nose Wetter
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Super Commie

OBAMUNISM, The Party,
             OBAMA: Super Hero

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Res Ipsa Loquitor

Obama is the first US president who was raised without cultural or emotional or intellectual ties to either Britain or Europe. The British and the Europeans have been so enchanted with  'America's first black president' that they haven't been able to see what he really is: America's first Third World president. Mary Ellen Synon

For somebody with little to no understanding of American, or even western culture, I find poses like this—that Obamunists clearly, and somehow identify with—something of a conundrum,  Until now.

CLICK FOR LARGE



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Prime Suspect BBC

   At The Cinema                           


Prime Suspect, BBC
Best Series Ever

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I expected that Prime Suspect was a Helen Mirren movie.  But it's better than that.  It's a series.  Here's the episode that hooked me, and it's probably important that it i your first.  After that, watch at will.  Now here's the part that I'm most proud of.  I'm thinking, "This is such a great series that I'm surprised the sterile minds in Hollywood haven't latched onto it." 

Prime Suspect | NBC
www.nbc.com/prime-suspect/
From director Peter Berg comes the re-imagining of the British television hit starring Maria
Bello as the tough-as-nails detective who doesn't know when to quit.

Do I know those pinheads or what?  Re-imaging indeed.

As for Sir Helen Mirren, I thought she was hot stuff when she drove the reasonably priced car on Top Gear, and here she is a decade earlier.  Hot stuff.

Also,  episodes appear to be available on You Tube.  You're welcome.
Disclaimer:  Movie critic TRKOF never goes to the cinema, does not watch network television, does not pay attention to other reviews, and operates in a vacuum. 
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Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Amazon USA!


Every Thing's Coming Up Milhouse!


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Res Ipsa Loquitor


My 35 year-old Cuisinart crapped out for good Saturday.  Bottom line- I found Cuisinart's top line food processor($545 List)  on Amazon for $265.  But wait.  They had three used for sale; one of them said "Condition Good."  Okay by me; I ordered it for $135 and guess what?  Brand spanking new! Every thing's coming up Milhouse today.  I went to the dentist for a crown, but was able to convince her that it could be salvaged with a filling, and she did!— which saved me, maybe, a 100 grand!  Woot Woo

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Perpective

Perspective



As seen

ROLL FOR AUSTRALIA

Watching the BBC Live?


Wither Man Lab?


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Res Ipsa Loquitor


I asked about this before, and the answer involved downloading and tweaking software that was beyond my attention span.  I've been watching James May's "Man Lab," on BBC/America, and I quite like it.  The best episode had May and Oz Clark, his  partner on  the excellent Big Wine Adventures,  escaping from Dartmoor prison,  but all have been worthy. I just discovered that this is the third series we're just getting here, so I tried connecting with the mother ship.  No Go. So here's me question.

If I reinstall Windows, and when it comes to the part about What Country I select Great Britain, will that serve as a gateway to watching Brit television?  If not, how is it that they knowdo they know?  My ISP?  What if I'm a Brit attached to the Embassy, and want to watch home telly?   There has to be a way.

Thanks.


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Serial Liars

OBAMUNISM, The Party,
Report: Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama Are Liars
yawn

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Res Ipsa Loquitor

“The State Department’s Accountability Review Board — the independent body charged with reviewing the attacks and evaluating the interagency response — released its report which specifically found that the interagency response was ‘timely and appropriate’ and ‘helped save the lives of two severely wounded Americans,’
The report also found that plenty of intelligence presaged the attack, but the White House and State Department — including the secretary at the time, Hillary Rodham Clinton — failed to heed the warnings.

In the most damning conclusion, the report said Mr. Obama’s team lied about the attacks afterward, first by blaming mob violence spawned by an anti-Muslim video, and then wrongly saying it had misled the public because it was trying to protect an FBI investigation. [full]

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Hi, we're your new neighbor. Jihad


A Question Oft Asked
but never answered


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Have immigrant Moslems ever seamlessly and peaceably  integrated?  Without demanding that the host society  adapt to their culture and beliefs? 

That's right.

Of course, the same question could be asked about Liberals seeking haven in states they've  yet to destroy.


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Gulp

Oh My




Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Warrantless Entry

Police State Culture

      Knock Knock

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WATERTOWN, MA -- On Friday, April 19, 2013, during a manhunt for a bombing suspect, police and federal agents spent the day storming people's homes and performing illegal searches. While it was unclear initially if the home searches were voluntary, it is now crystal clear that they were absolutely NOT voluntary. Police were filmed ripping people from their homes at gunpoint, marching the residents out with their hands raised in submission, and then storming the homes to perform their illegal searches.

This stuff scares the crap outta me. If I was the home owner my first inclination would be to tell them to get off my property unless they had a warrant and then I want to have that judge meet me at the house. Why don't people push back at this nonsense?

Tom Smith

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CROW MYSTERY SOLVED

Mystery Solved
More WTF?


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Res Ipsa Loquitor
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.  A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu.  The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.  By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

 MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

The conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah", none could say "Truck."


Related  :Escargot
 
Ron "Metzger in St. Louis"
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Osama Bin Laden’s Son

Saudi ‘Person Of Interest’ Is Osama Bin Laden’s Son [HERE]