Can't hum it, so it ain't music

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BEST COMMENT: "Martin Luther must be proud."    cuzzin ricky

Yo Inna Baby

Catharsis Your Inner Baby   Ron Metzger in St. Louis

Watering your hippies

Today's Catharsis     Kim

Brass Band

Group Multi-Tasking Why am I reminded of "Debbie Does Dallas?" Metzger, Ron

Not Limp Wristed

Rorschach Tests I Have Failed

TJMAX Smith

Porche Bike

DIY                     Gee Dad, It's a Porche Not shown:  13,863 additional steps between numbers  2-9

Americans Fear This Government

Americans fear government more than terror or, alternatively Americans see no difference between government and terrorists “ Boston 4-18-2013 ”

Ellison, Holder and Men's Lingerie

Must Eat Brains                      Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Rep. Keith "Ali Akbar"  Ellison  (M MN) doesn't think the FBI should be focusing a bit more on Muslims than other religious denominations.  Next thing, I expect AG Eric Holder will be saying that American citizenship for illegal immigrants is a civil right.  Or that some Victoria Secret wannabe launches a line if lingerie for men, because they see a market.  We are living in Blizzaro World.

Ass Bubbles

Oh My

Maryland Democrats

Democrats outspend Republicans in 2013 legislative lodging expenses Just making a statement here boss “ When it comes to trading taxpayer dollars for hotel stays, Anne Arundel County Democrats in the General Assembly outspent Republicans 47-to-1 during the 2013 session. [Article] Maryland Democrats rule this state like a personal fiefdom- which it is They will be perplexed, maybe even outraged,  by this fuss.  Perhaps as perplexed as me that the story was printed. Our county government just enacted a new tax on ------ rainwater.  I am not making that up. ”

AGENDA

AGENDA “ Raja, My friend John Ruseckas sent me this URL for a video.  Damned thing goes for an hour and a half, which is a hell of a lot longer than I normally sit still for a video.  I made an exception in this case, and I'm glad I did. This video, AGENDA: Grinding America Down, is a huge, well done production showing what is happening to America, who started us down this path, what their AGENDA is, and what the result will be.  Damned scary, considering how successful they have been.  At the end is a hopeful segment, which puts forth the idea that while it is nearly too late, there's still time to avoid the worst.  Trouble is, much of the prescription for our side winning has to do with religion, praying, and so on, which doesn't seem to include me.  I am, after all, not religious, so I want a solution that doesn't include copious prayer! You may well want to set aside some time to review this video. Skoonj "... religion, praying, and so on.."  is on our list at the Barn, but to each his own. (I have not watched it yet) Reviews welcome. ”

NEW SEIU MAGAZINE

What You See                            What I See

As seen ROLLOVER

MAN LAB ala carte

MAN LAB II “ In response to Wither Man Lab?  Tony Appel kindly provided this site, which contains torrent links like these -   James.Mays.Man.Lab.S03E05.480p.HDTV.x264-mSD Uploaded Y-day 12:02, Size 456.18 MiB, ULed by TvTeam James.Mays.Man.Lab.S03E05.HDTV.XviD-AFG Uploaded Y-day 01:22, Size 495.42 MiB, ULed by TvTeam ”

Lasting Erection Problem?

Oh My

smibsid

WORX

TECHNO THRILLS                                Today's Stuff That Works WORX JAWSAW This was a WOOT  earlier in the week, and it looked like it would fill a need since our last trimmer crapped out.  If you watch the demo, that in fact is how it worked yesterday when I followed MoSup around the yard while she pointed at stuff.   It was $119 delivered, including the optional *12' foot extender pole (which this guy is selling for $49.99).  That turned out to be something of a stretch, since I expected the pole was 12', but it was not.  The pole measures 62", and the base unit is 34 inches. Combined, that comes to 8 feet.  Where's my other 4 feet?   It turns out that it's a blessing.  The base unit, while not all that heavy, is about all you can handle when hanging off that extension.   Adding another 4 feet would, I imagine, yield an actual load of around 2000 pounds.  BTW, I will be sending this to the company.  Maybe they will, as an act of contrition, compensate me for my grief.  Would I buy it again?  Yes.  Even with that extension.  BTW, it's extremely quiet. *PS - It is entirely possible that I misread the Woot specs (the pole is no longer mentioned on the original spec sheet), but checking the  WORX site, they only claim 5', so what the hell. *PPS - On second look, here's what the WOOT spec sheet said, Cuts limbs up to 12 feet high; easy-to-use single-bolt Auto-Tension system No effing way. I've been raped!

Tip o' the weiner to ya

The 24/7 News Cycle                                                                                       Trying to fill it is a bitch when you're not allowed to report any democrat negative.              As seen

Tales in the City Jail

When Democrats are in charge                                                Four female prison guards impregnated by same inmate Voltaire too was given to such antics “ BALTIMORE Four female prison guards in Baltimore fell pregnant to the same inmate, according to authorities who have busted a major smuggling gang inside the jail system. Two of the women tattooed the inmate's name on their bodies and he showered three of them with expensive gifts including cars and jewelry. [full CBS ] I love stories like this.  As an aside, could this possibly happen if Sheriff Joe was running Baltimore's jail?  That's right.  The entire state of Maryland is run this way. ”

Putin on Islam

“ "In Russia live Russians. Any minority, from anywhere, if it wants to live in Russia, to work and eat in Russia, should speak Russian, and should respect the Russian laws. If they prefer Sharia Law, then we advise them to go to those places where that's the state law. Russia does not need minorities. Minorities need Russia, and we will not grant them special privileges, or try to change our laws to fit their desires, no matter how loud they yell 'discrimination'. We better learn from the suicides of America, England, Holland and France, if we are to survive as a nation. The Russian customs and traditions are not compatible with the lack of culture or the primitive ways of most minorities. When this honorable legislative body thinks of creating new laws, it should have in mind the national interest first, observing that the minorities are not Russians.  Vlad "the Impaler" Putin—  Feb. 04, 2013 It rankles that Putin, this KGB commie,  speaks more truth here than our American president has in his nearly five years in office.    cuzzin ricky ”

Obama: We need help killen dem babies!

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Obama hammers new state abortion laws By Sam Baker - 04/26/13 11:46 AM ET President Obama slammed state abortion restrictions Friday in a speech to Planned Parenthood's national conference. Obama criticized efforts at the state and federal levels to cut off funding for Planned Parenthood and roll back access to abortion. When abortion-rights supporters see some of the proposed restrictions, "you want to check the calendar, you want to make sure it's still 2013," Obama said. Trust us Barry, we know what year it is.

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Who Be What?

Eeny Meenie Miny Mullahs “ Raja, I saw this from the Washington Free Beacon, which I like. Gertz writes for them, and he was the big military writer in the Washington Times. According to this article, the mullah’s are no longer in charge of Iran. It’s now under the control of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. I’m not sure how long they’ve been in control, but apparently Ahmadinejad set up the economical system that brought them to power. Since he is a military veteran, I guess they are friends with him. The IRGC also likes the idea of Iran having nuclear weapons, so this doesn’t solve any major problems for us or Israel. They also don’t like Obama because of his weakness, which puts them in the same boat as many of us. Darned if I can tell where this leaves us. Skoonj I guess, living like this is the best scenario. ”

Suing Moslems

Oh My

Mr. Metzger

Look at your colon

A Push to Prevent Colorectal Cancer Recognizing patients' dislike of colonoscopies, more health systems are offering a simpler option “ ”

54 Obama Photochops

54 Obama Photochops While I was looking for something in my extensive "Obama" file, I decided as a lark to republish a few of my past homages to what's-his-name. All were editorial comments about something going on at the time, some of which will be obvious.  I don't think you'll find a single one of them in Google. UPDATE I inadvertently included three pics that weren't mine (one from People's Cube, two others I wasn't sure of).  They're been replaced.

Learning to go with the flow

I JUST WON THE POWER-BALL! “ Huck Huck Boy Top Redskin Pick I told you everything was coming up Milhouse, and it continues. My son Hucker is the Redskin's first draft pick (3rd round) this year, and he hasn't even played football since the Great Thanksgiving Shootout at Miller's Pond in 1998. Calif. bill would let non-citizens serve on juries By JUDY LIN Associated Press But wait!  There's even more.   My eldest son is starring in a new HBO sports series (112 episodes) about basketball coaching legend Lefty Driesell (premiers Jan. 2014). He inked a 2.7 $billion conract, and as his agent I get 15%. Holy crap - Channel 11 just announced that Maryland Gov. Martin O'Malley and the entire Maryland House of Del agates and Senate have been indicted for voter fraud, conspiracy, and embezzlement of just under $1 billion!  WoW! I'm not sure how this whole thing works.  I know I'm in some bubble universe where I get to make up a lot of my own shit. I mean, none of this stuff could possibly happen in the regular world.  But if, say, I got Angelina Jolie pregnant, would she know about it?   I mean, how interactive is this deal? Holy crap!  Obama just jumped over the rail at Niagara Falls! MA Gov. shuts down welfare probe citing right to privacy... ”

California Once Had Promise

Do you know what happened 163 years ago? Back in 1850? California became a state The people had no electricity. The state had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So basically nothing has changed except then the— Women had real boobs and the men didn't hold hands. That, my friends, is the history lesson for today!     smibsid

Has the Fat Lady Sung?

Police State Culture Game Over? Begin a new season “ Truth be known, we lost the war on terror the minute Bush created the Kafkaesque "Department of Homeland Security" (Abteilung Innere Sicherheit).  Or. was it the very second the first traffic cam was installed?  Or was it that moment when  Virgina Cassidy Blythe Clinton Kelly decided to go ahead and have the kid?  Or when Rose Kennedy failed to have her tubes tied before marriage? Or ... .   *insert sheep sounds*   Chief Nose Wetter ”

Super Commie

OBAMUNISM, The Party,              OBAMA: Super Hero “ Obama is the first US president who was raised without cultural or emotional or intellectual ties to either Britain or Europe. The British and the Europeans have been so enchanted with  'America's first black president' that they haven't been able to see what he really is: America's first Third World president. Mary Ellen Synon For somebody with little to no understanding of American, or even western culture, I find poses like this—that Obamunists clearly, and somehow identify with—something of a conundrum,  Until now. CLICK FOR LARGE ”

Prime Suspect BBC

At The Cinema                            Prime Suspect, BBC Best Series Ever “ I expected that Prime Suspect was a Helen Mirren movie.  But it's better than that.  It's a series.  Here's the episode that hooked me, and it's probably important that it i your first.  After that, watch at will.  Now here's the part that I'm most proud of.  I'm thinking, "This is such a great series that I'm surprised the sterile minds in Hollywood haven't latched onto it."  Prime Suspect | NBC www.nbc.com/prime-suspect/ From director Peter Berg comes the re-imagining of the British television hit starring Maria Bello as the tough-as-nails detective who doesn't know when to quit. Do I know those pinheads or what?  Re-imaging indeed. As for Sir Helen Mirren, I thought she was hot stuff when she drove the reasonably priced car on Top Gear, and here she is a decade earlier.  Hot stuff. Also,  episodes appear to be available on You Tube.  You're welcome. Disclaimer:  Movie critic TRKOF never goes to the cinema, does not watch network television, does not pay attention to other reviews, and operates in a vacuum.  ”

Amazon USA!

Every Thing's Coming Up Milhouse! “ My 35 year-old Cuisinart crapped out for good Saturday.  Bottom line- I found Cuisinart's top line food processor($545 List)  on Amazon for $265.  But wait.  They had three used for sale; one of them said "Condition Good."  Okay by me; I ordered it for $135 and guess what?  Brand spanking new! Every thing's coming up Milhouse today.  I went to the dentist for a crown, but was able to convince her that it could be salvaged with a filling, and she did!— which saved me, maybe, a 100 grand!  Woot Woo ”

Perpective

Perspective

As seen ROLL FOR AUSTRALIA

Watching the BBC Live?

Wither Man Lab? “ I asked about this before, and the answer involved downloading and tweaking software that was beyond my attention span.  I've been watching James May's "Man Lab," on BBC/America, and I quite like it.  The best episode had May and Oz Clark, his  partner on  the excellent Big Wine Adventures,  escaping from Dartmoor prison,  but all have been worthy. I just discovered that this is the third series we're just getting here, so I tried connecting with the mother ship.  No Go. So here's me question. If I reinstall Windows, and when it comes to the part about What Country I select Great Britain, will that serve as a gateway to watching Brit television?  If not, how is it that they knowdo they know?  My ISP?  What if I'm a Brit attached to the Embassy, and want to watch home telly?   There has to be a way. Thanks. ”

Serial Liars

OBAMUNISM, The Party, Report: Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama Are Liars yawn “ “The State Department’s Accountability Review Board — the independent body charged with reviewing the attacks and evaluating the interagency response — released its report which specifically found that the interagency response was ‘timely and appropriate’ and ‘helped save the lives of two severely wounded Americans,’ The report also found that plenty of intelligence presaged the attack, but the White House and State Department — including the secretary at the time, Hillary Rodham Clinton — failed to heed the warnings. In the most damning conclusion, the report said Mr. Obama’s team lied about the attacks afterward, first by blaming mob violence spawned by an anti-Muslim video, and then wrongly saying it had misled the public because it was trying to protect an FBI investigation. [full] ”

Hi, we're your new neighbor. Jihad

A Question Oft Asked but never answered “ Have immigrant Moslems ever seamlessly and peaceably  integrated?  Without demanding that the host society  adapt to their culture and beliefs?  That's right. Of course, the same question could be asked about Liberals seeking haven in states they've  yet to destroy. ”

Gulp

Oh My

Warrantless Entry

Police State Culture       Knock Knock “ WATERTOWN, MA -- On Friday, April 19, 2013, during a manhunt for a bombing suspect, police and federal agents spent the day storming people's homes and performing illegal searches. While it was unclear initially if the home searches were voluntary, it is now crystal clear that they were absolutely NOT voluntary. Police were filmed ripping people from their homes at gunpoint, marching the residents out with their hands raised in submission, and then storming the homes to perform their illegal searches. This stuff scares the crap outta me. If I was the home owner my first inclination would be to tell them to get off my property unless they had a warrant and then I want to have that judge meet me at the house. Why don't people push back at this nonsense? Tom Smith ”

CROW MYSTERY SOLVED

Mystery Solved More WTF? “ Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.  A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu.  The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car. However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.  By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.  MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. The conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah", none could say "Truck." Related  :Escargot   Ron "Metzger in St. Louis" ”

Osama Bin Laden’s Son

Saudi ‘Person Of Interest’ Is Osama Bin Laden’s Son [HERE]

Boston Beans

Do You THINK?   “ I’ve studied and graduated EMT-B certification with the state of Oregon. I’ve been on calls with heavy arterial bleeds, internal bleeding, fatalities, doa’s. I am speaking from direct personal experience with severe trauma. Here is a telling photograph of the amputee actor. I encourage readers to view the photo side by side with my analysis. As seen These are actors. This is staged. It was flash powder. There was no crock pot nail bomb. There are no bombers, only patsy. If your looking for a gunman look at the Army in the streets of Boston. Share this knowledge with everyone. If you loose both your legs from explosive trauma half your blood is gone in one minute via the femoral arteries, youre dead after two. Bleeding out is worse with blunt force trauma (like shrapnel) because flesh is torn rather than cut, exposing more arterial and vascular tissue. The human body holds 5 to 6 LITERS of blood. If that really happened you would see blood EVERYWHERE, the guy would be drenched in it. You would also see what’s called arterial spurtting from the injury. Most likely he would vomit after turning ghost white from shock, then turning delirious or passing out. As for the “tourniquet”… Its not even tied off ... . [Full] Via Jim Tetzlaff .  His  first site suddenly went off-line.  I'm posting this story without comment, although even doing that  is implicit imprimatur of  the possibility.  Given all the insane ponderables surrounding Obama's very existence, why the hell not?  I  have real faith in our government.  Not after all these years of "divide and conquer" behavior.   For what reason could this be staged?  I have an active enough imagination to come up with several "diversion" scripts, each more bizarre than the last.  I'm just gonna watch the internet experts hash it out. ”

Nothing Fancy

Nothing Fancy

Guffaw in AZ

Oh My Finger

Saturady I mondolined my forefinger.  Unbeknownst to mme the family called 911.  Th3 EMS wanted to medicac me, but I said piffle and carried on after applying my own cause and tape.  Worked fine, but when it cam time for a shower I didn't want to get it wet lest the scab melt.  So, I looken in the drawer, saw a latex glove and Voila!  MoSup claims this is nothing new, but I'm calling bullshit on that.  Never ever has she suggested that when I've had a damaged member of some sort, and there have been many.  So there you have it.  You're welcome.

Janet Napolitano, Heimatschutz Häuptling

Hitler's Mustache                Janet Napolitano,  Heimatschutz Häuptling Tommy Lee Smith